107 Death Plans

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Wu Mochong took the thunderstorm and the fishing rod to live in the inn for a night, of course, the money for the accommodation was from the fishing rod, Wu Mochong's bag was empty, and he couldn't find a copper coin.

Not only Wu Mochong's accommodation money is from the fishing rod, but even the money for Ma Jiao and Zhang Goudan is also from him, although the fishing rod is thin and people don't like to talk, but he is also very reluctant to let him get out of his private money like this.

"The surname is Wu, my family Jin asked me to follow you to do things, but I didn't say let me follow you and let me pay all the time. The fishing rod said with some complaints.

"Doesn't it cost money to do things?" Wu Mochong said with a look of surprise.

"Okay. "The fishing rod can be regarded as a guide to the rogue attitude of the boy surnamed Wu.

"That's right, in the future, the fishing rod brother will follow me to eat and drink spicy food. Wu Mochong comforted him.

The fishing rod rolled his eyes, not allowing himself to spend more money, he was already blessed by the Buddha and his old man, and he followed him to eat fragrant and drink spicy, he said the opposite, it should be him who followed himself to eat fragrant and drink spicy, this is really an incomparably straw thing.

Of course, this kind of thing, the woman who has been carrying the black umbrella Lei Yu has not said a word, has always been like a beautiful woman carved out of wood, time has stood still, no matter where she is, she just sits there and does not say a word.

A few people sat at a table, asked for a lot of wine and food, and began to eat and drink there, and said with a sad face: "Boy surnamed Wu, I have no money on me, you want so many drinks and food, and I am not afraid to kill you!"

"Hehe, the kid has always eaten wine and food that doesn't cost money, and the kid who wants money doesn't want to eat it yet. Wu Mochong said.

Ma Jiao also smiled on the side, and Zhang Goudan smiled and said: "Brother Wu has always had a lot of experience in eating overlord meals, and he has already studied a certain amount of experience, and it is estimated that he will be able to publish a book soon." ”

"Eating an overlord meal is such a shameless thing, and you can still publish a book?" the fishing rod stared at a pair of dead fish eyes and exclaimed, there are such vicious scoundrels in the world.

"Of course, I have thought of the title of the book for Brother Wu, it is called "Wu Daxia's Martial Arts Notes on Eating Overlord Meals", when the time comes, every martial arts person will have a copy, and everyone will come together to study and eat Overlord Meal, what a beautiful thing it is, it's really exciting to think about.

Zhang Goudan's voice was very loud, which quickly aroused the vigilance of the shopkeeper, and the shopkeeper quickly informed the innkeeper: "Boss, the person at that table wants to eat the overlord meal." ”

The innkeeper nodded, whispered a few times in the ear of the shopkeeper, and the shopkeeper immediately complied.

The dishes were on the table, the wine was drunk, and several people were full of wine and food, and they were about to think about how to eat this overlord meal, but several people began to have stomach troubles at the same time.

The innkeeper on the side jumped out laughing and shouted: "Dare to eat the master's overlord meal, it's really bold, you dare to do it at the feet of the Son of Heaven, fortunately, the lord and I are alert, I have so many drugs in your wine and food, this time I can't kill you bastards." ”

"Leaking medicine?" a group of people stared at each other and hurriedly found a toilet and squatted in the pit.

The innkeeper said to the shopkeeper: "Tell the guys, one by one, if you don't pay for food today, who can't let them go." ”

Wu Mo was unlucky, and he wanted to eat a bully meal, but he actually let the family find out in advance, and he also put a catharsis in the wine and food, which really made people cry and laugh.

What's even more laughable and crying is that Wu Mochong found the latrine and was about to flush it in, but found that there were people inside.

Wu Mochong frantically kicked the wooden door outside, shouting: "The people inside hurry up and come out, if you don't come out, you will fall into the pit." ”

The people inside yelled: "Bubble doesn't make people pull well, how can people be like this now, they don't talk about martial arts rules at all." ”

The people inside sneaked out, and as soon as they looked up, Wu Mochong smiled, and actually met this guy again.

Who's this?

Master nonsense, that's a first-class god operator in martial arts.

When Hu Shuo met Wu Mochong, he also looked bitter, and shouted there: "Lao Tzu went out today and stepped on shit, thinking that something bad must happen, and sure enough." ”

Wu Mochong pointed at himself and said, "Could it be that I'm that bad thing?"

"No, you're the shit. Talking nonsense, his face was red, and he said with an angry face.

Wu Mochong said: "We don't have such a big enmity between us. ”

"This revenge is unforgettable, the old man met you and was considered to have poured eighty generations of blood mold, and he was embarrassed and dedicated, completely called the old man this god operator, he couldn't live in this martial arts, the old man saw you now, and he wanted to fight with you. The more the master of nonsense spoke, the louder he became, and the foaming and fishy people flew around, and when he looked at it, he immediately had the urge to go berserk.

Wu Mo suddenly felt uncomfortable in his stomach, pulled away the nonsense, rushed into the toilet, and began to solve the major events in his life.

Hu said outside, watching Wu Mochong rush into the toilet again, his eyes rolled, and he thought about it, this guy always plays tricks on himself, and if he doesn't tease this surnamed Wu, he is very unhappy.

Soon, Hu Shuo found a fire, and while Wu Mochong was solving life events inside, a fire lit the latrine, and he stood aside and waited for the flame to burn.

Wu Mochong was in it for convenience, but he smelled a smell of smoke, and when he looked up, the toilet began to burn, he was shocked, and when he thought about it with his ass, he knew that it must be that nonsense, and he couldn't help scolding: "The surname Hu, you bastard, actually do this kind of thing." ”

Hu Shuo laughed outside: "Burn you little bastard, so that you have nothing to do to play tricks on the old man." ”

Hu said that he was afraid that this surnamed Wu would jump out and beat himself, and he was about to run away with oil on the soles of his feet, and when he was leaving, he was rushing to Wu Mochong, who was convenient inside, and modified his luck today, originally he looked at Wu Mo Chong's head with a cloud of white fog, knowing that he was going to spend a day today, where could Hu Shuo accept it, and directly wiped the white fog on his head and turned it into a black fog, the black fog is bad luck, Hu Yan saw Wu Mo Chong's head turn into a black fog, and then he left here happily.

"Let you play tricks on the old man, and let you pour a day's bad luck today. ”

Nonsense whistled and walked away with brisk steps.

Wu Mo Chong didn't care about the convenience, and jumped out of the latrine, but the fire became bigger and bigger, burning the entire latrine to ashes.

Wu Mochong sneered, this nonsense actually dared to tease himself, it was so audacious, fortunately this old boy ran fast, if he didn't run fast, Wu Mochong would definitely have to repair him.

After solving the major events in his life, Wu Mo Chong walked back to the inn, this time he wanted to discuss with the innkeeper how to compensate him for mental damages.

He found the innkeeper, pressed him to the ground, and beat him violently, and the innkeeper said with a very personality: "You dare to beat me, do you know that there is someone above Lao Tzu?"

"Dare to say in front of Lao Tzu that there are people above him, who are beating you ruthlessly. Wu Mochong let go of his hand and beat him, beating the shopkeeper out of breath, looking dying, a few people came out after solving the major events in life, and they left the inn together.

Out of the inn door, Lei Yu really disdained that the innkeeper dared to vent medicine on her, and directly exerted his ability to cross, her original ability to cross can change the weather, but a big tornado came directly, and the tornado was thrown in the inn in front of everyone, and the inn was directly swept into the sky.

Everyone looked at her blankly, Wu Mochong raised his finger and said to her: "Sisters, you are more ruthless than me, I just beat him, you directly let him shake for nine days." ”

Lei Yu snorted arrogantly, held a black umbrella, and walked forward.

Ma Jiao said to Wu Mochong with a cautious face: "Helper, where are you looking for your subordinates, it's so sunny this day, there is no rain, no wind and no day, she broke the umbrella, is there something sick in her brain?"

"You know a fart, this is called personality, you are a dead fat person who has no personality at all, do you think you are uncomfortable to live?" Wu Mochong finished speaking, and hurriedly walked forward.

Ma Jiao muttered to herself: "I didn't realize it before, but now that the helper says this, why do I feel so uncomfortable living, why do I have no personality at all in my life?"

Zhang Goudan looked coldly at Ma Jiao on the side, doubting life, and followed Wu Mo Chong forward as if he was fine.

Today's Luoyang is really crowded with people, the streets are full of all kinds of martial arts people, those who cross swords and knives, those who carry guns and shoot meteors, the heroes are all tigers and bears, and the women are all heroic, all going in one direction.

That was the venue where the Righteous Path Alliance opened the martial arts conference.

In the other direction, there are very few people who go, and it is the place where the royal family opens a martial arts competition to recruit relatives.

After all, in order to disrupt the righteous path and open the martial arts conference this time, the royal family deliberately chose the same day, in this place where martial arts competition recruits relatives and horses, but it seems that this cannot withstand the enthusiasm of these martial arts people to visit the martial arts conference.

Although there are few people who go to the royal martial arts competition this time, there are also many people who sneak out to participate in the martial arts competition when the people in the gang are rushing to the martial arts conference, and these people are in the eyes of some people in the royal family, and they will definitely be accepted by the royal people for their own use in the future.

Wu Mochong likes to be lively, and he also knows that whether it is a martial arts conference or a martial arts competition to be held by the royal family, this opening is estimated to be a long time, so in line with the mentality of where to go where is lively, Wu Mochong went towards the martial arts conference.

The martial arts conference is a big open space, where at this time has gathered the righteous martial arts faction, Shaolin, Wudang, Emei, Kongtong, Taishan, anyway, all the people who can come are here, each faction has divided its own seats, and those who come late, and there are no gangs of rangers, can only watch the excitement in the farthest place outside.

Moreover, in addition to the righteous path, some of the Tianlong Gang, the Tianshan Sect and the like also sent some people to sit there, and they don't know what the purpose of the fight is.

This time, because of the martial arts conference, all the factions did their best, all the masters who could come came, basically the masters of each faction came, and the ones who stayed in the faction were just some of the old, weak, sick and disabled, each head ordered them, if they couldn't come, don't come, keep the sect, as long as the sect doesn't lose the two gates.

Wu Mochong looked at these martial arts righteous paths, but Ma Jiao said on the side: "Helper, it seems that there are a lot of people from the martial arts righteous path this time." Helper, don't you want to do something, how to do it, as long as the helper gives an order, the two balls of meat of the fat man will all be handed over to the helper, as long as you don't let me die, what you let the fat man do, the fat man will do it. ”

Zhang Goudan next to him also expressed his loyalty, and said there: "What Brother Wu asks me to do, I will do it, take care of my food and live, just don't let me bleed to death, and it's best not to have any coolies, I'm a reader with my brain, it's okay to have some conspiracy." ”

Wu Mochong asked Zhang Goudan and said: "You have always said that you are a scholar and know a little about intrigues, then, I want to do something today, how can I make these martial arts righteous paths, mention my name, and raise their fingers one by one, praising me for being a good hero." ”

Zhang Goudan thought for a moment and said, "Why don't you help the master also go to the martial arts conference and compete for the leader of the martial arts alliance?"

Ma Jiao said on the side: "Bullshit, you still need to talk about this kind of thing." Obviously, the gang leader doesn't want to participate in this kind of bullshit martial arts conference, and treats himself like a monkey, playing around on the stage, do you think it's interesting? ”

Zhang Goudan thought for a moment and said, "I have a way, but this method is not easy to use." ”

Wu Mo hurriedly asked: "What can I do, brother dog, just say it." ”

Zhang Goudan said: "This time, these martial arts righteous ways participated in the martial arts conference, and the elites in the sect came out, and each sect alone produced thousands of people, but they came out with so many people, in order to fight for this martial arts alliance leader, they all understand that no matter which sect, as long as they compete for the false name of the martial arts alliance leader, they can be said to have wind and rain in the martial arts, so now since those sects are elite, then the sects are very empty, we just need to ......"

"Go to their sect to do something?" Wu Mochong laughed, his face so sweet and sweet.

"However, there is a problem that is not easy to solve, each sect is too far away, it will take a long time to go there, if the martial arts conference can be held for half a year, then it is possible to do something, but in such a short time, go to a sect, and have not done anything, the martial arts conference here has ended, although there is such an idea, but people can't fly, one will fly to this gang, and one will fly to another gang. Zhang Goudan said.

Wu Mochong nodded, he couldn't help laughing wildly there, he smiled, and everyone next to him looked at him like a nervous disorder, but he looked unimpressed.

That's right, now that the martial arts righteous path is out of the elite, then, their sect must be empty, and if you want to deal with these sects at one time, even if it is an evil sect alliance, for them, it is also a matter of great difficulty, within a few days, it is impossible to go to the Shaolin faction and the Wudang faction, but for those who can jump in the map at any time, he is such a powerful traverser with the map, for him, these things are also problems?

Since he modified the setting of Master Rabbit, not to mention jumping from Shaolin to Wudang in one day, jumping from this map to another map, it is just a blink of an eye.

What all other sects can't do, he Wu Mochong can do.

Since it is to do things, then Wu Mochong has to think carefully about which sects he wants to engage in.

After all, it doesn't make any sense for him to engage in some small sects, if he wants to engage in those big sects, he will make them anxious, and he will be angry when he mentions his name, so that he can quickly improve his reputation.

How to do it well?

For those who are famous and decent, in addition to elite disciples, the most valuable ones should be those places where martial arts are intensive, weapons, and treasures are placed.

Wu Mo said in his heart, if he quietly emptied the Shaolin Scripture Pavilion, he would burn down the Wudang faction, and then go to Emei to snatch the beautiful little master who stayed behind.

When those leaders hear this kind of thing, will they be angry, will they go crazy, will their heads bleed?

Hey, it's exciting to think about this plan.

Wu Mochong began to plan, how to make this matter make every famous and decent person in the entire martial arts go crazy, so that as soon as they heard their names, their eyes were full of anger.

If a person wants to become famous quickly in the martial arts, either you are the best in the world in martial arts, or you will die, and there is no other way.

Wu Mochong called his group of subordinates to a place where no one paid much attention and began to arrange things for them, he was about to start doing things. (To be continued.) )