Ji Danhuang covered his stomach and crawled out of the bathroom with a painful face, for the first time in his life, he felt so sincerely that he was a 2B.

What a god! It's a magic stick at all! It's also an elixir, it's a laxative!

Since eating the so-called elixir, Ji Danhuang has never left the bathroom, and he has been squatting until noon, when he can't stand it anymore, he shivers and swings out to find food, and the whole person collapses. If he doesn't find some food to replenish his energy, he will really "ascend to immortal"!

Pulling open the refrigerator door, there are only two dried steamed buns lying alone inside. Ji Danhuang, who was extremely hungry, couldn't care so much, and choked on the tap water after grabbing the steamed buns. As soon as I ate half of the steamed buns, there was a thunderstorm in my stomach, and I rushed into the bathroom with a wail.

After an earth-shattering sound, Ji Danhuang's Venus flashed in front of him, and he only felt that he was going to die on the toilet.

Ji Danhuang suddenly missed his mother who worked in the capital, and his sister Ji Danqing, who was also studying in the capital. They are all busy people who can't come back for 800 years, and if they die on the toilet like this, it is estimated that no one will find out if they are rotten.

Taking a few deep breaths and making sure that the inventory in his stomach had been cleared, Ji Danhuang threw open the door of the bathroom and planted it on the ground with a "clang". After squatting in the bathroom for ten hours, no one can stand it!

Lying on the floor and resting for a while, Ji Danhuang felt that his body had recovered a little, and he was about to climb onto the kang to continue lying down, when his mobile phone rang. Picking up the phone, I said "hey" weakly, and I heard a familiar but unusually angry roar pour into my ears like thunder.

"Ji Danhuang! You little rabbit cub! When did you skip class! It's against you! If the teacher hadn't called me, I wouldn't have known that you kid is so bad now! I knew you were so unproductive, so I would have let you die in the hospital!"

Ji Danhuang felt a buzzing in his head, and the whole room began to circle around. He cautiously shouted "Mom", and was about to explain to the person on the phone that he was not feeling well today, but his mother obviously didn't want to give him this opportunity, and before he could speak, he was reprimanded again. From when he was a child, he fought with his classmates, talked about how difficult it was for her to pull the sister and brother after her father's death, and said how much money she spent on him in a car accident three years ago so that he had no money to pay his sister's tuition.

Well, the mother is menopause, and you can't worry about her.

Finally, after the mother finished venting, Ji Danhuang carefully explained that this month's living expenses were no longer enough, and he hoped that the mother could support him a little. The result can be imagined, asking for money from the angry mother can only be exchanged for a scolding.

"What? Do you still have the face to ask for money? Hmm? Do you know that your sister can only eat steamed buns and pickles at school! It only costs 300 yuan a month! On weekends, she even goes to tutor others to earn money and sends it to you! Why are you so unlucky! I sue you, you don't have a penny of living expenses this month! If you have that money to waste, it is better to buy your sister some delicious food and clothes. Waste to you!"

After scolding, the mother hung up the phone with a "snap", leaving Ji Danhuang in a daze on the phone.

Just now, my mother said that this month's living expenses ...... Without?

So how will he live next month!

Ji Danhuang lay on the ground and shouted to the sky and grabbed the ground. Touching the only pink hairy grandfather in his pocket, Yu cried without tears. He knew his mother's temper, and said that if he didn't give money, he would definitely not give it, and he needed to rely on this hundred yuan for more than a month.

100 yuan, not even enough to eat instant noodles! Eat steamed buns? That's the rhythm of starvation!

Touch the fat on your stomach that has grown from eating drugs that contain hormones. Well, this energy should be enough for him to hold on for a while. However, according to his understanding of his body type, even if he starved to death, the fat accumulated on his stomach would definitely not burn a single penny.

Ji Danhuang couldn't help but look up to the sky and wail. Alas, why is my life so miserable!

Ji Danhuang, who squatted until he collapsed in the toilet, only had the strength to pant when he lay on the **, and his stomach was so hungry that he didn't dare to eat anymore. Now in this situation, it is clear that you have to squat in the toilet to drink cold water, so it is better to save effort and food.

I fell asleep in a daze, and when I woke up again, it was already noon the next day. Touching his stomach and feeling that it was no longer so painful, Ji Danhuang gobbled up the last cold steamed bun into his stomach. Outcome...... Alas......

Why did he believe in the existence of immortals so lightly? It seems that his attachment to cosplay can already affect his ability to think.

That Ren Bikong, I don't know what method was used to confuse him and let him see the face-changing magic technique. In this world, how can there be an immortal, that person is definitely a liar!

For Ren Bikong, Ji Danhuang didn't know anything about him except for his appearance and name, and he didn't know where to look for him if he wanted to. He is now uncomfortable and unlucky, and he is all self-inflicted, who told him to believe the words of others so lightly!

The grace of saving his life, coupled with the ** of cosplay, his brain was so short-circuited under the double attack.

In the next few days, Ji Danhuang was in a state of paralysis, and the steamed buns he occasionally got up and ate were also excreted from his body after a few minutes, and he never stayed in his body at all. It wasn't until the fourth day that this crazy bad stomach state finally stopped, and Ji Danhuang was finally able to fill his stomach.

After a few days of tossing, Ji Danhuang only felt that he was a little floating when he walked. I wanted to rest for a few more days, but my mother's urging call came again, and she scolded him again.

There was no way, Ji Danhuang had to drag his soft body, pack up and prepare to go back to school.

After taking a hot bath comfortably, drinking a belly of hot porridge, and having a dreamless sleep, Ji Danhuang felt that his mental state was much better, and the blue pimples on his face seemed to be much less. Carrying two steamed buns and a bag of pickles, Ji Danhuang began to go to school sadly again. When he reluctantly entered the classroom, he only felt that the whole person was not good.

There was a soft "click", and the rations that Ji Danhuang was carrying had a close contact with the floor tiles.

The long-haired man who occupied the empty seat next to him with a sunny smile and extremely familiar eyes was not Ren Bikong!

me! How could this thing sit next to his seat!

It's this bastard who caused him to have a bad stomach, caused him to be scolded by his mother, and caused him to lose a month's living expenses! Even if this person has a life-saving grace for him, but in the past two days, he has been tossed to death, how can he think about it, how can he continue to be grateful for his heart!

Ji Danhuang looked at Ren Bikong with a strange face, and before he thought of what kind of mentality to face this person, he felt a pain in his back, his body involuntarily leaned forward, and he lay on the ground with a "poof", his nose was almost broken, and his tears were about to fall. Before he could get up, his back sank, and someone stepped on his back and walked over.

What's even more uncomfortable is that along with Ji Danhuang's pain, there is also the piercing laughter of his classmates.

"Egg yolk, I haven't seen you for a few days, so you give us such a big salute!

Ji Danhuang looked up in embarrassment, and a tall and thin boy was sitting in front of him with his arms crossed, but it was his classmate Zhang Yang.

As his name suggests, this flamboyant person has an extremely flamboyant style, relying on the money in his family, and he walks sideways. And this Zhang Yang classmate is the person Ji Danhuang doesn't want to see the most except for the gangsters.

Because, Zhang Yang's favorite thing to do when he is bored on weekdays is to bully Ji Danhuang. And this Zhang Yang has been practicing Jeet Kune Do since he was a child, Ji Danhuang has a fat body, and he can't help this seemingly thin but surprisingly explosive Zhang Yang, who is only bullied.

As for the classmates, they are bored to gnaw on books all day long, and there are few entertainment activities. Seeing Zhang Yang bullying Ji Danhuang, they all thought it was funny, except for laughing and laughing, no one thought of helping this poor fat man.

Ji Danhuang got up from the ground with an embarrassed face, and stood there helplessly, his fat face flushed. As soon as I entered the classroom, I was bullied by this bastard, which is really not good for traveling.

Zhang Yang seemed to like to see Ji Danhuang's angry little daughter-in-law on his face, and he smiled and stretched out his hand to pat Ji Danhuang's face: "Yo! I'm blushing! I'm still shy! Tsk, I haven't seen you for a few days, and it feels a lot better! I don't know if this slap will be clearer and louder than before." As he spoke, he raised his arms.

Ji Danhuang trembled all over, and habitually closed his eyes and shrunk his head. A few days ago, after running away in front of the gangsters, he told him that it was better to endure if he wanted to get into less trouble.

The expected slap didn't fall for a long time, Ji Danhuang strangely opened his eyes and looked out, and saw Ren Bikong standing behind Zhang Yang, two fingers pinching Zhang Yang's wrist like a rag.

Feeling Ji Danhuang's gaze, Ren Bikong smiled at Ji Danhuang, then turned his head to Zhang Yang and said, "This classmate, it's not right to beat someone." Class is about to start, and it doesn't seem good for the teacher to see such a scene. ”

Zhang Yang looked at Ren Bikong with a look of astonishment, obviously he didn't expect this newcomer to be so nosy! he wanted to withdraw his arm to show this newcomer a little color, but found that the other party's two fingers were tightly clamping his wrist like iron tongs, and he couldn't break free no matter how hard he tried.

What is the origin of this newcomer, and why is he so powerful!

Ren Bikong turned his head to look at Ji Danhuang and grinned: "This classmate is Ji Danhuang, I was newly transferred two days ago, and now I am your tablemate." You seemed to have fallen very hard just now, so I'll accompany you to the school doctor's office to have a look. With a flick of his finger, he pushed Zhang Yang away, and carried Ji Danhuang, who was still stunned, out of the classroom like a chicken, leaving only a room of stunned classmates.

"Click!"

"Goo-dong!"

"Bang!"

Suddenly, there was a flurry of noises in the silent classroom. Everyone looked over and saw Zhang Yang fall to the ground, and under his buttocks was a chair that had been shattered into pieces.

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