Chapter 76 What a pair of shameless people
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The fire dragon is fierce, and it is even more angry. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info the mouth of the fire dragon in mid-air was slightly opened, and suddenly the sky turned into a sea of fire, which was not spectacular.
The knife is no longer a knife at this moment, what is it? It's hard to say, I saw a light that is difficult to see with the naked eye rushing up to the sky, the dazzling light is very beautiful, like a brilliant firework, and when it is ready to be released, the whole world is shaken. Heaven and earth have produced visions, angry, murderous, and bloody, and the visions formed by the three are gradually eating away at the sea of fire in the sky at this moment.
The wind became severe, and the night became hot
The killing monk who wanted to make a sneak attack was glanced at by the fisherman's eyes with murderous intent, and his whole body softened. What kind of eyes are these? There are corpse cities, blood seas, and bone mountains, and the whole thing seems to be a slaughterhouse for Shura, so the monk hesitated, and it was this moment of hesitation that made the vision in the sky swallow up the sea of fire cleanly.
Lao Jiu's face was pale, and the power of the backlash made him feel a sweet throat, and then a mouthful of bewitching blood gushed out, and he trembled and pointed his finger at the killing monk and asked, "You...... Why don't you make a move?"
The killing monk swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said with difficulty: "Buddha...... He's so scared! His eyes are so scary! Besides, the Buddha is a Sven, how could he do such a thing as a sneak attack that would ruin his reputation. ”
Lao Jiu's pale face was flushed by the murdered monk, "Such a thing that has ruined his reputation"? What? Could it be that this dead monk still shamelessly thinks that he himself is very famous? But fortunately, Lao Jiu is a real person, the prime minister can support a boat in his belly, and a real person can run a horse in his belly, after all, he was not fainted alive, he took back his magic weapon, the purple gold gourd.
The sky changed back to the usual color of the end of the night, and the long sword of the war horse in the fisherman's hand also returned to the master's hand.
Lao Jiu said weakly: "Ground rank six?"
The magic weapon of the immortal family is divided into four orders, from high to earth, it is heaven, earth, Xuan, and Huang, and each of these four orders is divided into ten grades, and the purple gold gourd behind Lao Jiu is the seventh grade of the Xuan rank, and the scattered monk that Lu Yihan met at the beginning is even more pitiful and does not even have a rank and grade.
When he heard that the long sword of the war horse in the fisherman's hand was a magic weapon of the ground level, the face of the killing monk became even more ugly, and he said weakly: "According to what the old man can see, this person is not simple!"
Lao Jiu glared fiercely at the killing monk who was an afterthought, and said, "This old man has already said it." ”
Ignoring Lao Jiu, he looked at the fisherman and asked quite flatteringly: "If I say that we are all joking...... Do you believe it?"
The fisherman didn't answer, but Lu Yihan, his head shook like a rattle, and said with a smile: "I don't believe this." Then Lu Yihan said to the fisherman: "I think we might as well bury this monk who looks like a butcher in the soil, and there will definitely be a lot of monks in the autumn." ”
Lu Yihan smiled brightly, but this brilliant smile fell into the eyes of the killing monk and inevitably turned into the smile of the demon king, and he cried: "Brother...... It's winter, okay?"
Lu Yihan smiled brightly again: "Winter is coming, so will autumn be far away?"
Killing the monk didn't feel depressed this time, he was about to cry this time, is there such a bully? Is there such a person who doesn't play cards according to the routine? Ordinary people say that winter is coming, so will spring be far away? But this stinky little ghost in front of him insists on saying that it is autumn, and he also wants to bury himself, so the person who does not play cards according to the routine should be dragged out to feed the dog, yes! Feed the dog.
The fisherman's eyebrows were raised, and his serious face smiled lightly at the moment, as if Lu Yihan's proposal just now was very attractive.
"Don't mind! Don't mind! Let's have something to say, don't we? Buddha...... Ah!no!no!no!no!"When he saw the naked killing intent on the fisherman's face, the killing monk hurriedly changed his words, and said: "The monk made a mistake, the tongue was mistaken! In fact, the poor monk was a monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty who went to the Western Heaven Elysium to learn scriptures......" As he spoke, the killing monk also showed a smile on his face that he thought was very kind, but this kind smile was inevitably a little reluctant at this time.
Lao Jiu is about to go crazy when he covers his heart, when the hell is this, can you still be reliable!
Lu Yihan pondered for a while and said, "Are you a monk who is going to the West Heaven?"
The killing monk nodded fiercely with tears streaming down his face, of course, it would be better if he had the heart to let him go.
Lu Yihan's eyes rolled, and then he smiled evilly, and said: "Since this is the case, then fisherman, we will do a good deed tonight, and directly send the two of them to the West Heaven to meet the Buddha Lord, presumably these two will definitely ask the Buddha Lord for blessing for us when they see the Buddha Lord, after all, we sent them to this West Heaven." ”
The killing monk was about to cry blind, so he slapped him hard and said, "Let's not play, okay?"
"Who's playing with you? We're serious. As the saying goes, a good person does it to the end, and sends the Buddha to the West, Master, you see, we will send you directly to the West Heaven to become a Buddha, and become a Buddha! What a great thing this is! And you can enjoy the incense of ten thousand homes for free, but it is a pity that Xiao Han is not a monk, otherwise Xiao Han wants to grab a grab with the master and become a Buddha! Think about it, I feel a little excited in my heart! You say yes...... Master?" Lu Yihan said.
The monk is about to kneel, and he is a little excited? Go to his uncle's little excitement, that person who wants to become a Buddha in a good life? You must know that so many monks in the Bodhi Temple have been burned to ashes, but not a single Buddha has seen it, and this is completely fooling with people's lives! You must know that the Buddha is very busy, he has to eat meat and drink wine all day long, and in his busy schedule, he has to take time out to comfort the women who have lost their footings in the cultivation realm, and become a Buddha? The Buddha is very busy, so if you become a Buddha, you should go to someone else! In a word: The Buddha is living a very good life now, and he has become a Buddha? You should find someone else!
Lao Jiu coughed and said, "Ahem! Actually, the old man is half a Taoist disciple and has become a Buddha? This is completely incompatible with the factions! It is better for him to go alone, otherwise the Buddha will be blamed." ”
The killing monk wanted to draw people very much, especially Lao Jiu, who was carrying a rotten gourd on his back, and he said: "We are brothers! How can you do this? If you want to go to the West Heaven, we have to be together!"
Lao Jiu took a deep breath, and then thought deeply: "Immeasurable Tianzun, is there a sentence in our Taoist family that you haven't heard?"
"What do you mean?" asked the killing monk.
"Dead friends, don't die poor. Lao Jiu said with a look of disgust.
"But Buddha, I'm not a Taoist. "Kill the monk pitifully.
"The old man didn't say that you are a Taoist priest! The old man meant that the general principle is the same, and it is better for you to die than for me to die. Go all the way and I'll miss you. ”
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The fisherman looked at Lu Yihan and asked, "Don't you want to say something when you look at them?"
Lu Yihan thought for a while and said: "Xiao Han found that our Taoists are much more ruthless than the Buddhists, you see, dead Taoist friends are not dead poor Dao, how ruthless, how inhumane!"
The fisherman's face was black: "No!"
"That's?" Lu Yihan asked with two eyes full of curiosity.
Fisherman: "What a pair of shameless people!"
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