Chapter 17: Please Call Me Wei Guangzheng
These three people are also stupid people, they were swiped once, and a hearty lunch in front of them can definitely make up for it.
Bing Sanzhang is not a person who picks the door, the tea and rice are all taken out, there are not many black stoneware bowls, and now of course it is not enough, so he simply got the big casserole with tea directly out, just like the countryman drinks water, whoever wants to drink it will scoop a bowl by himself.
After looking at the three of them, Bing Sanzhang still decided to start with the more familiar Xiaodou, so he shouted: "Throw the fish soup to them, what's the use of staring at the side, can you relieve hatred or fill your stomach? Come and eat first, you can't go hungry for anything." ”
Xiaodou thought about it, so he turned around and walked back.
Bing Sanzhang pulled him to sit down, tore a rabbit leg for him, and asked, "Where did we talk about just now?"
Xiaodou nodded: "It's Zhangjiazhuang, it's not too far from here!
"Running so far to keep the soul and recite scriptures to others, how much do you give? Or are you a few famous people who come to invite you?"
Xiaodou scratched his head in embarrassment: "How can there be! With you, big brother, Xiaodou doesn't dare to talk nonsense, in fact, how can we recite the scriptures, just be a fake master and keep a guard for others! As for how much money we can earn, Uncle Leper hasn't told us yet." ”
I looked at the leprosy and saw that he was only concerned about eating, and he didn't even raise his head, I don't know if he really didn't hear it, or if he didn't want to say it at all. Bing Sanzhang didn't care either, and asked Lin Chong, "What is a fake master?"
Lin Chong thought for a while and said: "This is not accurate, generally speaking, it is a fake monk and a fake Taoist, and those who are bold will be sentenced to two verses, some poor families, or those who are unwilling to spend money to hire a true mage, when doing white things, most of them will invite this kind of people to come over to fill up the number." ”
Bing Sanzhang nodded: "Understood, cottage monk." Psychological comfort is more effective than practical!"
Lin Chong shook his head: "Others on the cottage don't dare to invite, most of these fake masters are wanderers, and some villagers do both, although they are not serious people, but they are not green forest people." ”
Bing Sanzhang shook his head with a smile, knowing that he had misunderstood, but he didn't explain, and continued to ask: "That Zhangjiazhuang is a nearby big village, right?"
"I can't say that, the biggest should be the Linjia Village next door, I heard that their village chief is a descendant of the Maoshan faction, and he knows some spells to avoid evil and ask for blessings, so many homeless people have come to settle there. Now it's more than three times the size of our village!"
Looking at the yearning on Xiaodou's face, Bing Sanzhang felt that it was no different from those college students in later generations who yearned for a white-collar life in Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou, and Shenzhen.
It seems that humans have not changed much in a thousand years.
Uncle Leper was already full of wine and food at this time, holding a small bone spur in his hand, and looking at Bing Sanzhang and a few people while picking his teeth. Originally, there was still a happy expression on his face when he ate meat, but when he glanced at the thatched house, his face froze.
After hesitating for a moment, he still asked, "How many shops are there to open a tea shed in this Baihugang?"
Bing Sanzhang pondered for a moment, nodded and said, "Although it's not yet, it's a matter of time or time, so it's okay if you think so." ”
"So, how many of you are planning to set up shop here?"
Bing Sanzhang frowned and said, "Didn't you say it just now, what do you want to say?"
"This brother, do you know ......?"
"This is a mass grave!"
Uncle Leper's momentum of pointing out the country has not yet been conceived, and Xiaodou directly revealed the old bottom.
Bing Sanzhang was stunned. "Isn't it called Baihugang?"
Lin Chong frowned, and said: "I have also heard of these rumors, saying that the word white tiger was invited later, in order to suppress the yin qi here. ”
"That's right, Brother Sanzhang, I wanted to ask just now, why do you want to open a store in this mass grave?" Xiaodou also turned his head to look at him.
How the hell do I know!
Bing Sanzhang felt that he was wronged and panicked, and he was trapped in this place in this time and space for no reason, originally thought that it was at most barren mountains and mountains, but he didn't expect that there would be such a big pit here, if the third watch ran out in the middle of the night, a ghost would ...... Ghost?
Bing Sanzhang's face became strange, and he suddenly found that it seemed that what he was not afraid of was ghosts, and under the super skills under the black shop system, this kind of thing was meat delivered to the door.
"Purr~~Whoa~~
Suddenly there was a snoring sound of a duet in my ears.
Bing Sanzhang turned his head and saw Dong Chao and Xue Ba each holding an empty bowl in their hands, and fell asleep on the ground.
Recalling what the two of them called him, Bing Sanzhang's heart moved slightly, and he replied with a smile: "This is exactly my purpose!"
"Huh?" the others didn't know.
Bing Sanzhang paused, empathized with the image of the righteous hero created in his mind, and said: "As a mage, I take it as my mission to save the common people in the world, such a place where yin qi prevails, it is the place where ghosts and monsters are rampant, no one has rectified it before, I have heard that there are many accidents for the people passing by, I can't bear it, I am determined to garrison this place, not to kill all the evil things, and swear not to leave Baihugang half a step!"
As soon as the words fell, everyone present was moved.
Lin Chong's eyes shone brightly, and Xiaodou looked at Bing Sanzhang's gaze, as if he had found an idol. Uncle Leper admired with regret, as if to say: It's a good person, why is his brain broken at a young age.
Only the second egg didn't react, and continued to deal with the barbecue in his hand.
Bing Sanzhang's shame had exploded, so he simply broke the jar and broke it, and with a fanatical expression on his face, he took out the bronze mirror from his arms.
"Bing is not talented, only one hundred-year-old ghost has been collected in the past three days, what a shame!"
The old ghost Lin Chong saw it with his own eyes last night, although he felt that Bing Sanzhang's words were a little discordant, but he still nodded in agreement, and told everyone about Bing Sanzhang's words last night and the hundred-year-old ghost.
Xiaodou and Uncle Leper were both shocked and sighed, and expressed their admiration for Bing Sanzhang.
Xiaodou praised: "Brother Sanzhang turned out to be a mage, so powerful!"
Uncle Lai Zi also said: "Master Sanzhang is a true hero......
"Ahem......"
As soon as a few words came out, Bing Sanzhang squirted out a mouthful of water directly, coughed a few times, and then turned red and waved his hand and said: "Don't call Master Sanzhang, just call me Sanzhang for face, I can't afford to be called a mage!"
Just kidding, I only learned about the monkey and the monk from the old ghost in the morning, and in the afternoon I dared to pretend to be the Sanzang Master?
Xiaodou shook his head: "Brother Sanzhang is a true hero, and the title of mage is definitely well deserved!"