The new master doesn't like to talk much, and when he arrives at the inn, he drinks alcohol except for eating meat. He said: "Wine is a good thing, as a hero, you must be able to drink." I ask you, what if you meet another hero?"

"Compete in martial arts, fight it out!"

"Fuck, you've been fucking poisoned by martial arts novels. ”。 You can just watch from the side, with a bowl full of wine poured into the bowl and a wine jar next to it. Master picked up the jar of wine, took a few more sips, and continued:

"Hero...... Heroes are also human beings, and if they are human beings, they should have pursuits, do you know? Which person will find someone to fight if he is fucking fine! For the teacher to tell you, when you meet someone who knows martial arts, don't just learn any martial arts with him if you have nothing to do, and you will die or live at every turn, sit down and drink...... Wine...... Hmm, where's my wine? Xiao Er, fucking serve Lao Tzu wine!"

Xiao Er glanced at the pile of wine jars around him and said, "Guest officer, you can't drink anymore, you're already drunk!"

"**** your mother!You know a fart, Lao Tzu is not drunk, hurry up and serve Lao Tzu wine!" said the master and threw the wine jar aside.

Xiao Er glanced at it, and he could tell Xiao Er with a look, it's okay, serve the wine.

"Hey, hey, hey......" Master smirked as he held a jar full of wine.

"Where did you just go?"

"Drink!"

"Yes, yes! Drink!" After saying that, the master began to pour wine again. "You just drink with him, and when you get drunk, you don't have anything, and it's better to have more friends than more enemies when you walk in the rivers and lakes. The teacher tells you that you must be able to drink better than the other party, don't drink a few sips, if you don't have any shit, then you will lose, completely lose! Do you know?

"Master, it's not early, I'll help you go back and rest!"

"Lao Tzu...... Father...... Not...... Didn't get drunk...... "As soon as he finished speaking, the master fell asleep on the table with the wine jar in his arms.

I could pay the money and asked Xiao Er to carry the master to the room. I glanced at the jujube cake, and I had already fallen asleep on the ground, and Ah Huang slept next to him. Then he sat back down at the table with a large bowl of wine, and the moon was reflected in the wine without a wave.

You can pick up the bowl and drink it all, and your heart is full of sorrow.

The ancients believed that the premise of drinking to drown sorrows should be to drink like the master, get drunk, and forget everything when you sleep. If you are not drunk, your mind is still sober, and drinking not only does not dispel your sorrows, but only makes your sorrows worse in the slight heat and haze. I don't really understand what the master said, and I don't understand why I drink such a bad thing. What I don't understand even more is why the master doesn't use a bowl to drink, just pour it into a jar, half of it is poured on the ground, half is sprinkled on the head, and the maximum amount of drink is only one-third. After the master drinks wine, it is the same as taking a bath, and he never changes his clothes, maybe the heroes are like this, they are all so busy, how can they have time to take a bath and change clothes!

Looking at the moon that was not very bright, there were two faint lanterns lit on both sides of the inn, lifeless as if they were dying, and then looked at a pile of wine jars on the ground, and thought: The heroes in martial arts novels are also like this, eating meat in large pieces, drinking in large gulps, and drinking several jars at a time, compared with the master, it is only so. It's just that the difference is that in martial arts novels, every time the hero drinks, someone makes trouble, and after drinking, he fights, and while justice is served, the tables and chairs are overturned, the wine jar is also smashed, and passers-by have to hurt several people, and then the hero pats his ass and walks away coolly, the only thing he forgets is to pay.

The next day, the master slept until noon and did not leave the road after eating. The master didn't have a horse, so he was embarrassed to ride the jujube cake out of respect for the master, so he let all the luggage put the jujube cake on the back of the jujube cake and followed the master. Along the way, you can always call the master, ask this and that, although the master is perfunctory many times, but it can be called very enjoyable, having a master is like having a dependent, what is not fair as long as the master comes forward.

When it was almost evening, you could find that there were more and more restaurants in the inns along the way, and they were becoming more and more lively, until the sky was slightly dark, and you could see the lights in front of you, as if it were day, so I asked Master:

"Master, where is the front?"

Master took a sip of wine and said, "Hangzhou!"

You can just hear about the place name Hangzhou and similar words like "Heaven above, Suzhou and Hangzhou below", but you don't know much about this place. But he knew that this must be a great place, so he couldn't help but exclaim: ", Hangzhou!"

Hangzhou is one of the most developed places in the south of the Yangtze River. People in Jiangsu and Zhejiang are all doing business, and Hangzhou has become a place frequented by tourists because of its reputation and beautiful scenery. As soon as there are more tourists, there will be more business opportunities, and then, businessmen will flock to it, and as soon as there are more businessmen, the economy will naturally develop. On the other hand, Hangzhou has developed waterways and convenient transportation, which has promoted the sales of goods, and there are many wealthy people in Hangzhou, which has stimulated domestic demand. These two aspects complement each other, Hangzhou's economy is becoming more and more developed, there are more and more buildings, public facilities are becoming more and more comprehensive, and it is surrounded by the West Lake, Hangzhou has naturally become a popular "paradise on earth".

Entering the "paradise on earth", you can look east and west, the buildings here are twice as tall as in their county, and the road is quite wide, and four carriages can pass at the same time. Although it was night, and the night seemed to have been trampled too much, and it had long since darkened, the crowd around it had no intention of dispersing, and there were red lanterns everywhere, illuminating everyone's faces, and all kinds of expressions on their faces.

The master didn't say a word, but walked forward with the sword in hand.

He was overwhelmed by the things around him, and he felt overwhelmed by the tall buildings and the colorful world around him. Suddenly, he smelled a fragrance, which was very discordant with the surroundings, and went away, and saw many brightly dressed and naked women holding round fans, wrapped in heavy makeup, and chattering. The majestic building behind is full of red lanterns, and there are women upstairs and upstairs.

On the second floor, there are four naked gilded characters - heaven and earth.

You can exclaim: "!" I didn't expect to see "heaven and earth" in "heaven and earth" in "heaven on earth". Later, I learned that "Heaven and Earth" was a chain store, which was found all over the country, and it was the most famous brothel.

The master heard the sigh and glanced at him: "If you want to, go in, the most important thing in life is to know how to have fun in time!"

Although he can understand what the master said, he can also understand the general idea, as early as in the content of those pirated novels, he and his friends were enlightened in this regard, but they lacked practical experience. He had long wondered what it was like inside, a world he had never been exposed to. But what Grandma said has been lingering in his mind: "If you go to that kind of place in the future, Grandma will break your legs!" Although Grandma has passed away, every wrong thing he can do, every thing that Grandma has warned him, he will have a faint sense of guilt and uneasiness in his heart.

In such a lively environment, the master didn't actually drink, just ate a little and went to sleep.

He said: "I'm tired of being a teacher, I have to hurry tomorrow, I have to rest well, and you don't bother me about anything, otherwise I will expel you from the teacher!"

As soon as I heard that it was so serious, it seemed that the master was tired, nodded and closed the door and left. He lay on his bed, although his body was also unusually tired, but he was always tempted by the sounds around him, tossing and turning, his eyes closed and opened, and his imagination flowed.

I finally couldn't resist the temptation, took the jujube cake and Ah Huang, and threw myself into the outside world.

You can buy a roast chicken, eat it while walking, fill the master's wine jug with wine, hang it on the jujube cake, follow the master's example, take a sip if you have nothing to do, take a sip. Ah Huang has been following behind, disposing of the garbage that can be generated.

When I walked to a bridge, someone next to me said, "The emperor is coming to the West Lake tonight!"

Another person said, "Really, fake?"

The man said, "Of course it's true, I just came over there, and now there are lanterns hanging over there, and the streets are full of people from the government, with a big knife in their hands, and whoever wants to go up will be hacked to death without saying a word!"

At this time, another person came over: "It is the most lively there now, and there are many performances in order to create a prosperous atmosphere and cater to the emperor's taste." ”

The original person immediately picked up: "As long as the emperor passes by, all civil and military officials will bow down, and they don't even dare to raise their heads!"

As soon as I heard the performance, I thought of the scene where the county order came to his village, and thought that the world was all the same hypocrisy. But he hadn't seen what the scene would be like when the emperor came, and he didn't expect to be able to see the emperor before he arrived in the capital, and his heart was pounding and he was extremely excited.

According to what those people said, you can come to the edge of the West Lake. I saw that all the houses over there were brand new, all newly painted with paint, the red lanterns were hung high, the river was full of lantern boats and dragon boats, and the trees on both sides of the bank were built with colorful sheds. On both sides of the road stood all kinds of officials, local tycoons, and scholars, all dressed in new clothes, waiting for the emperor's arrival. Within a radius of ten miles, there were officers and soldiers maintaining order, holding large knives, with fierce faces and serious faces, which was very scary.

can not get close, can only look at each other from a distance, he and jujube cake, Ah Huang is sitting by the lake, Ah Huang is still gnawing the remaining chicken bones.