Chapter 275: Banner (6)
The two got up the next day, after breakfast, Yang Zhen went out to ride a horse, Qing Ning saw that he ignored him, and he didn't leave, Yang Zhen didn't care, just walked forward slowly, twisted his head a little, and saw Qing Ning follow up angrily, smiling in his heart.
After two days, Qing Ning's anger had long since disappeared, forcing Yang Zhen to speak to herself, and said: "I am looking at Brother Liu's face, I don't care about you, Brother Liu is a good person, but you are very wrong." ”
Yang Zhen said: "Then don't follow me." ”
Qing Ning pursed her lips, said "phew", and said, "Am I so rare? I listen to Brother Liu's words, otherwise I wouldn't want to follow you." ”
Qing Ning was on the road, and it was very strange to see anything, although she knew that her father was sick in bed, and there was an important thing when she came out, that is, Suo Ling told herself to let Zhao Rou go back to the capital, but she was a weak woman, and it was not much use to think about it, and she was usually taken care of, so she didn't worry much about this matter. Moreover, Suo Ling said that she would protect her father's life, but for some reason, she didn't feel too worried.
Qing Ning had to pester Yang Zhen to accompany him to buy things, Yang Zhen said: "I have something important to do, don't play around, I told you to send it to Yangzhou, that's it." ”
Qing Ning said angrily: "Who doesn't have an important thing on their bodies? If you usually only care about doing things, and you are busy all your life, in the end, you don't seem to have done anything in your life, how boring it is! Just do it, that's a lot more fun. ”
After speaking, he went to buy a few clothes, which were very different from those worn in the palace, and he was very happy, and asked Yang Zhendao: "Is it good-looking?"
Yang Zhen was noncommittal, Qing Ning pouted: "It's really a disappointment!" After speaking, he threw an open coat to Yang Zhenye, Yang Zhen said: "I don't wear it, I have clothes." ”
Qing Ning pinched her nose and said, "Bah, what can we do? We can't wash our clothes, what should we do if we stink?"
Yang Zhen was surprised: "What do you mean 'can't do laundry'? When we stay in the hotel, we will wash clothes! Could it be that you will throw away one after you wear one?"
Qing Ning was even more surprised than Yang Zhen when she heard him say this, and said, "Yes, what else should you do? Do you know how to do the laundry yourself?"
Yang Zhen almost swallowed back in one breath, and said: "Who doesn't know how to wash clothes? You are a delicate family, and you never wash clothes, right? Someone is waiting for you to grow up, and you are very idle." ”
Qing Ning said: "It's not idle, in short, they don't let me do laundry, but there are other things for me to do, and I don't love it." ”
Just chatted all the way, until dusk, the two stopped to eat, after eating, Yang Zhen asked about the local people, the man said: "Closer to the east, but fifty miles ahead, is the 'thief blocking the mountain'......"
Yang Zhen laughed "haha" and asked, "Aren't you kidding me?"
The man said, "You are an extrovert, of course you don't know, this mountain originally had another name, but a long time ago it was stopped by a group of thieves, who asked for money for the passer-by, if you were walking during the day, and the thieves were sleeping, they might not come to block your way, but if you wanted to cross the mountain at night, it would not work, and most of them would be looted." I advise you to rest all night and leave the next day. ”
Yang Zhen laughed again and said, "I just want a thief to block the way, I want to see if the thief is more evil, or if I, Yang someone, is evil!"
Qing Ning smiled and said, "Exactly! Exactly! Let's go over the night, I still want to take a good look at what those thieves look like!"
When Yang Zhen said this, he originally wanted to scare and scare Qing Ning, so that she knew that she was not afraid at all, but instead urged Yang Zhen to move forward at night without knowing the height of the sky, Yang Zhen secretly scolded: "This fool, really reckless!
Qing Ning asked, "You don't dare to go?"
Yang Zhen said: "What do you mean I don't dare to go? When you first enter the rivers and lakes, you don't know how thick the sky is, you should be cautious everywhere, like you, rushing to find robbers, sooner or later you will die in the tiger's mouth, and it is too late to regret it." If you die, then that's fine, even if any of the mountain kings sees you, moves his mind, and ties you up the mountain to be his wife, then it's ...... Tsk......"
Qing Ning said with a smile: "So, isn't it true that your Red Demon Hall has tied up a lot of women? Brother Liu married Sister Ling, and was he also tied up on the mountain? Yang Zhen, how many wives do you have?"
Yang Zhen smiled: "I don't have one, I like to be alone, women get in the way, and it's inconvenient." ”
Qing Ning grinned and said: "Men are in the way! I have been to the palace, the men in the palace, those are not men, I have heard others say, looking at them like men, but in fact they are not men, they are eunuchs! But they don't grow beards, and they can't marry wives." In the palace, only the emperor can be regarded as a real man. I wonder why eunuchs aren't considered men?"
When Yang Zhen looked at her, he saw that her face was normal, and he knew that she didn't understand those things about the love of men and women, and she was quite simple, so she said: "I can't say that, there are still many men." ”
Qing Ning suddenly stretched her face and said angrily: "I told you that I was going up the mountain to catch thieves, you are as timid as a mouse, you are afraid of the front and the back, you just don't want to go, and you also opened the topic for me, when it comes to the eunuch, are you considered a man?"
Yang Zhen said angrily: "It's obvious that you told me! It's unreasonable!" With a "driving" sound, he urged the horses to go east. Qing Ning snickered behind and hurriedly followed.
The two rode up the mountain, although there was no one on the road, but they didn't see any roadblockers, Qing Ning said happily: "Most of the countrymen listened to the rumors, and they were afraid to hear it, so they spread falsehoods and said that there were roadblockers on the mountain, it was all nonsense, in fact, they had never been up the mountain!"
Yang Zhen said: "You wish that there were evil thieves coming? I don't understand, those thieves took a big knife against your neck, and took away all your silver, horses, packages, and clothes, what are you happy about?"
Qing Ning was stunned for a moment, and then said: "People say that thieves are very evil, and they look even more fierce and scary, I just want to take a look, what do these thieves look like, if they are really ugly...... That...... That...... That...... It's nothing, I'll just take a look, that is, in the future, I will tell others the story of my youth, and it will be amazing! Say: That day, I was alone, and I took advantage of the moonlight to go to the 'thief blocking the mountain', and I met ten ...... who were slashed by thousands of knives, who were heinous, who were bold, who did whatever they wanted, who did whatever they wanted, who fought for the tiger, and who wanted to rob money."
Yang Zhen lowered his head and smiled, and suddenly three people rushed out, the weather was cold, but they were all wearing thin hangers, and their chests were all engraved with tiger heads, and sure enough, they all looked like fangs and sharp teeth, and their images were ugly.
Qing Ning was stunned for a moment, taking advantage of the moonlight, staring at the few of them for a long time, and asked, "Are you thieves blocking the road and asking for money?"
The man on the left slashed the back knife to a big tree, and the knife was inserted in the middle of the book, but looking at the power of this throwing knife, the thief's strength was not small, and said: "You are still acquainted, leave the horse's burden as soon as possible, and Uncle Ben will reward you with a way to live, if you don't follow, then ask me about the big knife in my hand." ”
Qing Ning was stunned and said, "What is the big knife in your hand?"
The man in the middle said: "You little girl, don't pretend to be confused, if you don't obediently tie your hands, Lao Tzu will take your life!" The man on the right also shouted.
Qing Ning secretly asked Yang Zhendao, "You can beat the three of them, can't you?"
Yang Zhen smiled secretly and said, "No, they are too big, I'm just afraid that they can't be beaten, so let's run quickly." ”
Qing Ning said: "Why are you so stupid? Your martial arts are low, you can only use those flower methods, you can't use them, you fly high, what's the use? Pick peaches and eat them?"
Yang Zhen said: "Don't hide it from the woman, I have only practiced this kind of kung fu since I was a child, that is, light kung fu, my mother said, if you see a robber, you know that you can't beat it, you can fly higher, run away quickly, this trick can save your life." ”
Qing Ning said: "Okay! When they come later, you can fly with me! I knew you were so stupid, so I wouldn't let you send me." ”
Yang Zhen shook his head lightly and said: "No, I flew by myself, that's still okay, that time I flew with my puppy, just jumped up, and fell down, that's not possible." ”
Qing Ning couldn't hear that Yang Zhen was secretly scolding her for being a puppy, and asked, "Then what should ......I do?"
The high-pitched robber shouted, "Hey, what are you muttering? Get off your horse and be bound as soon as possible!" I'll count three times, and if you don't get off again, don't blame Lao Tzu for being rude! One-two-"
Yang Zhen suddenly jumped up from the horse, saw a few big trees, and jumped up, a few people were below, only to hear the sound of squirming on the leaves, and it was silent after a while.
The robber was dumbfounded and asked, "What kind of trick is this, how did you run so fast?" One of the robbers said: "What trick, this is martial arts, this person can do light skills, why are you so stupid?" The three thieves quarreled for a while, and the robber laughed and said secretly: "This man has run away, and he doesn't even want his wife!"
Although he was talking secretly, his voice was very loud, Qing Ning had already heard it, his face turned red, and he was angry, and said: "Hey, what nonsense are you talking about? Who is his wife? You don't have a clean mouth, be careful of lice!"
The man smiled "haha" and said, "Then who are you? I don't care who you are? Lao Tzu only knows money, not people!"
Qing Ning was about to reason with him again, but she heard the sharp-voiced robber say: "Three-" Recklessly about to rush over, Qing Ning hurriedly stopped, looked up at the big tree, and shouted: "Yang Zhen! Yang Zhen! What are you doing......? You...... Hey, hey, robber, can you count to ten?"
The sharp-voiced man was stunned, he had never heard of a robbery, and he could bargain, so he immediately shook his head and said, "No!"
Qing Ning still struggled and said: "Then count to eight, if you can't count to five, in short, three is too fast." ”
The sharp-voiced man slowly approached, and Qing Ning felt a little scared at this time, and shouted loudly: "Yang Zhen, Yang Zhen!" The sharp-voiced man pulled her off the horse and said, "You give me to stand honestly." Qing Ning almost fainted, and said: "This Yang is really a deceitful and famous thief, the altar master of the Red Demon Hall will be scared away by three robbers!"
The sharp-voiced robber came to search Qing Ning's body, Qing Ning hid, and said angrily: "You are a man, I am a woman, how can you touch me?"
The robber said, "Then take out the money yourself." The other two robbers also came over, and one said, "What are you talking about?" Reaching out to touch it, Qing Ning dodged again, the robber held the big knife against it, and the other raised the big knife to scare her: "You move and try it? Lao Tzu let your head fall to the ground!"
Qing Ning was angry and afraid, and was about to take out the silver, when suddenly the robber opposite him felt a pain in his back, turned his head to look at the sharp-throated robber, and asked angrily, "What are you doing?"
The sharp-voiced robber wondered, "What for?" and the other robber also asked, "What what?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he seemed to have been kicked in the ankle and said, "Who kicked me?" Another robber also asked, "What did you hit me with?"
The sharp-throated robber was furious, and said: "No matter how bad it is, you won't get any good! Get out!" The three robbers were about to fight, Qing Ning was dumbfounded, and suddenly Yang Zhen's "haha" laughter sounded in his ears, and when he landed, the three robbers suddenly fell to the ground, not knowing whether they were dead or alive.
Qing Ning waited until he stood still, then he came to his senses, and suddenly reacted, and said, "Ah! So you are deceiving me! I said why did you run away?"
Yang Zhen said: "You don't know how many words you scolded me in your heart, don't you? Hmph, when we came over, I knew that these three stupid people would never be the leaders, and there must be another robber calling them behind! ”
Qing Ning worshipped: "So fast, you are really amazing!"
Yang Zhen said: "Don't be a sycophant, you want to see the robbers, don't we see them too, don't we?
Qing Ning turned the corner, knowing that Yang Zhenfang was deliberately scaring him, he was angry and funny, complained a few words, but he was happy again, and said: "Your martial arts are so high, it won't be a problem to protect me as a weak woman." ”