"Ah~ That's what happened!"

Knowing the truth of the matter, Fang Shou suddenly woke up, and he couldn't help but think a little higher about the old ape in his heart. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

It turned out that when he returned the dragon crystals he obtained from the Infinite Peak Ancestor, the old ape also took this opportunity to secretly hide nearly three hundred dragon crystals, but all this was done in secret, and the big guys, including the rest of the first seats, had no idea about it.

And it was precisely because of these three hundred dragon crystals that the old ape made Chen Ming feel at ease and boldly implement his "big plan", so as to bring out the black hands behind the scenes, as well as a series of conspiracies and tricks against the pattern gate.

Of course, the escape of the mysterious person who pretended to be Qin Lao during the period, as well as the escape of the Blood Ancestor and others, was also a big blow to the pattern gate, but due to the complexity involved, it was not within Fang Shou's knowledge.

"All in all, this is all you deserve, if it weren't for your reckless actions at the beginning, Chen Ming would not have fallen into the trap I set so smoothly, and if he was vigilant, then the mastermind behind the scenes would always be lurking in the shadows, waiting for an opportunity to inflict an immeasurable serious blow on us!"

Fang Shou's eyes widened, and he couldn't close his mouth when he heard it, he didn't expect that it was really his honor to be able to participate in such a "big event" by mistake.

"So do you understand?" the old ape glanced at Fang Shou again, and said angrily, "Today's thing, whether you don't want to accept it, whether you want to accept it, you don't have to worry about anything in return, this is what you deserve!"

Fang Shou nodded, saying that he had no objections, since he would feel guilty for his lack of merit, then the old ape would naturally have trouble sleeping because of his deep sense of indebtedness.

So next, it came to the main event - the link where the old ape taught the housekeeping skills.

"Are you ready?"

The old ape's expression was extremely solemn, he cleaned up his appearance, his back was straight, he first took a deep breath, and then officially said to Fang Shou:

"What I want to teach you are the two secrets that I have been in the world for many years, referred to as 'Old Ape Secrets'! At the beginning, it was with them that I reached the pinnacle of life step by step and obtained infinite glory!"

With little stars in his eyes, Fang Shou pricked up his ears, full of anticipation, he couldn't help but fantasize about the future when he stepped on the mountains and rivers and the earth, punched the villains, and became the crazy years when he would tremble when he stomped his feet in the cultivation realm.

Moments later......

"You're kidding me, aren't you?"

"I'm serious, when did I tease you?"

"Don't force me to explode!"

"Fuck you, give it a try!"

......

I don't know what to say, between the old ape and Fang Shou, the originally good atmosphere was inexplicably destroyed by a fierce quarrel, the more they quarreled, the more fierce they became, the more fierce they became, the more fierce the movement affected the entire Infinite Peak, even Tong Jingwei, who had just left, couldn't help but show a sad look in his eyes, for fear that the two of them would quarrel in a hurry and cause some irreparable consequences.

I saw the old ape, who was now counting his fingers and listing several major "crimes" guarded:

"What do you mean by not learning? Lao Tzu worked hard to release the big trick for you, you said that if you don't learn, you won't learn? I see that since you became the ancestor's personal inheritance, you are simply disorganized and lawless, Lao Tzu kindly taught you skills, and you ended up humiliated, and I was so angry that I was angry!"

It's not just the old ape, when he turns around, he says Fang Shou, but he is also trembling with anger, pointing at the old ape and scolding:

"I've been looking forward to it for a long time, but what kind of stuff are you telling me?

It's no wonder that Fang Shou will be angry like this, he looked forward to it for a while, and as a result, he got two vulgar skills like mischief, no matter how good Rao is temper, he can't help but be angry.

"What else has to be a long name, my God, you're not too tired, you still have to take me along, right?"

One of the secrets of the old ape, the name should be long!

In short, when introducing yourself to strangers, you must add a long list of resounding names, but not completely detached from reality, such as the old ape's "Pioneer in Climbing Ten Finger Mountain", which is an excellent example. And the old ape's suggestion to Fang Shou was to give some names such as "Little Prince of Magical Reality" in case of emergency.

At that time, when Fang Shou first heard it, he really thought that the old ape was joking with him, so he skipped it and looked forward to the other party's second secret, but who would have thought that the next one would be even more unbearable, the old ape that day was killed, and he was told how to spit on the enemy correctly?!!

After listening to the second secret, Fang Shou asked the old ape on the spot if he was making fun of him, after all, the real skills, how could it be these low-level interests that couldn't be on the table?

But after learning that the old ape's "housekeeping skills" were these two items, he really couldn't suppress his power and became really angry with the old ape.

"I'll tell you!"

Fang Shou pointed to the old ape's nose and said word by word:

"You can look down on me because of my low cultivation, but please don't insult my personality!"

"Take your hand off for me!

The old ape's face sank like water, and after many threats, seeing that Fang Shou on the other side finally hesitated and put his hand down, his face suddenly improved a lot, but he was still very embarrassed:

"Let me tell you, these skills, you don't look like a doll fighting, but in fact, you really use them, but they have been tried and tested, especially in the face of someone who is similar to yours, you spit on him but he is helpless for a while, what should I do? I can only choose to retreat! How many conflicts can be avoided with this seemingly simple move? Let's talk about the second one, what do you rely on when you go out? What does you rely on is fame! You are not famous, who can remember you?"

"Okay, okay, okay, you are reasonable, what you say is reasonable!" Fang Shou looked crazy, suddenly sighed, his emotions gradually calmed down, and he said with a tired face, "I won't argue with you, aren't you so many relatives and Tianjiao? Since it is so useful, you can teach them well, anyway, I don't learn!"

Joke, as the giant of the Great Xuan Literati Circle in the Initial Realm, the famous Xishan Holy Son, Fang Shou is absolutely impossible to accept the logic of the old ape, because in his opinion, the so-called two "secrets", the former is "insincere", and the latter is "three vulgar".

"Okay, you don't want a name, but Lao Tzu's 'saliva skill', that's very particular, are you really planning to learn it?" The old ape looked into Fang Shou's eyes, and suddenly asked with seriousness.

"Don't learn. Fang Shou said without thinking, "If you die, you won't learn!"

"Okay!" After receiving the other party's affirmative answer, the old ape tilted his head slightly, and with a "poof", without warning, he spat out a mouthful of saliva towards a low mountain next to Infinity Peak.

As a result, under Fang Shou's incredible gaze, the old ape's saliva, like a meteorite falling from the sky, continued to accelerate in mid-air, and was finally compressed into a fist-sized water ball, like a marble, and slammed into the top of the low mountain.

Just listened, there was a violent explosion, the small physique of the water balloon, but it had great strength, and the gap between the front and back was only half a second, and the low mountain collapsed in a huge trembling!

"And now?"

Turning around, the old ape looked at Fang Shou's sluggish face and showed a playful smile:

"Still learning?"