Chapter 57: The Beggars and the Maniac
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Lost, looking at the endless snow, they found that they were already lost, and they walked too deep in this barren mountain, so that they didn't recognize their own way.
Lu Yihan was very boring, and he didn't know how many times he had detoured the snow-white road, if he hadn't seen the chaotic footprints on the ground with his own eyes, he might have believed it. "You coax the little master! This road has come and gone no less than ten times, and if it weren't for the footprints on the ground, I would almost believe it. As he spoke, Lu Yihan kicked on the head and butt of the pathfinder in front of him.
The head was looking at the road, the head was thinking, and just as he wondered why it was different from the road in his memory, he felt a kick in the buttocks, and suddenly flew out as if he had been hit by a cow.
"Do you recognize the road? I will starve to death if I continue to walk, you say, do you want to starve the master to death?" Lu Yihan roared and asked, Lu Yihan was very angry, and the consequences were very serious.
The head that was kicked in the ass didn't dare to show a trace of displeasure, and forced a wry smile on his face: "How can you, son! You always have to believe in villains, soon, soon we will be able to go out." ”
"Get out!" Lu Yihan didn't believe it, because he didn't know how many times he said this, and when he heard similar words again this time, Lu Yihan was a little disgusted, as if Bai Xue had eaten too much.
The head sighed silently in his heart: "Six people and six knives, but now that the six knives have been eaten up by you, what should you do?" You must know that your brothers have not eaten a mouthful of food for several days, if it weren't for their deep internal strength, they would have died a long time ago." The head angrily glanced at the tall fourth, the current fourth child has almost worn a pair of pants with the knife-eating monster, looking at the smiling face, it is really disgusting.
"Childe, you dissipate your anger, this barren mountain and wild mountain is endless snow white, the road is difficult to recognize, we have to be a little patient. Seeing the pitiful appearance of his eldest brother, the tall fourth man begged for mercy with a pig's head.
Lu Yihan wanted to be angry, but when he thought of the tall fourth child being his first friend, he swallowed it back again, and then said: "Continue to look for the master, the master can warn you! Later, the master is really hungry, don't blame the master for eating people! And you," Lu Yihan looked at the tall fourth child and said: "Don't say anything disgusting, tell you that I don't care at all, I don't care if I can't find a way." ”
The tall fourth child was not angry, he was still smiling very happily, although Lu Yihan's words were a little ugly, but children, at his current age, when chickens don't love dogs and dislike them, how can he go to his heart again?
The way was found, but it was two days later. When the leader and the second, third, fifth and sixth people were about to collapse, Lu Yihan was finally found.
At the same time, in the middle of a wide road, there was a strange combination, a combination of six men and a child, whose only characteristic was that they were all in tatters, like beggars. A beggar dressed a little ordinary on the side of the road really couldn't stand it, so he sighed slightly, and said unbearably: "Alas! Seeing that you are more pitiful than the old decay, this territory will be given to you, and the old decay will go to another treasure hunting place...... Alas!" At the end of the words, there was a helpless sigh, and the look on the old beggar's face was quite reluctant.
The second of the six took a breath with his nose, and then burst into tears and said, "Big brother, this is the taste!"
The third crystal-like snot hung under his nose, but he wiped it with his hand without caring at all, and then looked at his head and said, "Big brother, I want to eat meat." ”
Toutou's face was dark, he raised his head to not let the tears fall, and asked, "Do you want to eat meat?"
The brothers nodded one after another, but just when the head was about to say the next sentence, he was almost scared by a crazy laugh, only to hear Lu Yihan laugh like crazy: "Wowhaha...... Wowhaha...... Master, I finally came out, mortal, Master, I'm here......"
Everyone who was frightened like a bird stopped their eyes on Lu Yihan's body, and the fifth child stabbed the fourth child who usually had a good relationship with Lu Yihan with his hand: "Hey, hey, fourth brother, you said that he is a son...... Is he crazy?"
Before the fourth child could answer, the sixth child on the other side nodded and replied, "Well, it is very likely that the appearance of the son is very similar to the legendary happiness and sorrow!"
The second and third didn't speak, they just faintly stayed away from Lu Yihan, it doesn't matter if you go crazy, but it's not good to go crazy and hit yourself.
The head of the dog's legs slapped the head of the fifth and sixth children of his family, and said slightly angrily: "What nonsense, what kind of character is the son, how can we evaluate it?"
Because of the obscenity of the head, the fifth and sixth children also shut up.
"Childe, Childe, wake up, Childe wake up. Toutou bent down and said cautiously.
"Eh, cough cough......" Hearing the voice of the head, Lu Yihan suddenly returned from a state of madness to normal. I only heard Lu Yihan say: "That, eat, eat, I've been hungry for a long time." ”
After receiving Lu Yihan's order, his head and waist were also straightened, and the fox fake Huwei shouted loudly: "Go, eat meat in the restaurant." ”
So, there was such a strange scene on the road, six big men with round waists and thick arms around a white-robed child striding forward with the momentum of killing chickens and dogs and killing dogs.
The old beggar's eyes on the side bulged so wide, he only heard his shortness of breath, put his hand in the position of his heart, and said: "Oh, I'm scared to death, it turns out that they don't ask for food, they are actually madmen...... "The old beggar's precious territory was saved, because the madmen didn't occupy the territory here, and they didn't even look at it."
In the restaurant, before the people arrived, a rough voice came from afar: "Xiao Er, all the delicious food and drink are served to the masters...... Oh, Childe, stop fighting. Before the third child could say anything, he was kicked on the ass by Lu Yihan and then beaten violently, and said while beating Lu Yihan: "Oh! You guy is still bold! I call myself a master, you guy dare to call himself uncle? Do you want to die?"
Lu Yihan's fists seemed to have a pair of eyes, and the greetings were all directed to the third child's face, even if the third child desperately covered it with his two hands, it would be useless.
Just as Lu Yihan was about to stop, another voice came from the restaurant, this voice was no better than the third child, not only spread farther, but even thick and not dispersed: "That thing that doesn't have long eyes dares to disturb the Yaxing of this son?" Although the owner of this voice has not yet appeared, just listening to this voice, you can know that the owner of this voice must be a person with extremely deep internal skills.
The head of the head's face changed dramatically in an instant, but after taking a look at the stupid Lu Yihan, there was immediately a flattering dog-legged smile on his face, and he almost spit out a dog's tongue.
Lu Yihan was stunned for a moment, then pointed to himself and asked, "Didn't you call the master, Childe? Why did that guy also call himself Childe just now?"
The head smiled but didn't speak, and the third child who was lying on the ground and moaning interjected: "Actually, there are a lot of people who call Gongzi." The third child did not receive any praise for his words, but on the contrary, he was beaten again.
Lu Yihan spoke, he stepped on the round stomach of the third child and said loudly: "From now on, no one can call him a son except for the master, otherwise I will beat him once and beat him until he dies!" Lu Gongzi was very angry, and the consequences were very serious.
"Yes!" It wasn't until the six people shouted yes loudly that Lu Yihan was satisfied and willing to get off the stomach of the third child who was bubbling in his mouth.
Lu Yihan smiled and waved his hand: "Let's go!
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