Chapter III
The evening is the busiest time in the village, when the adults gather to brag and chat, and the children follow the dogs everywhere, all waiting for the wedding feast to come.
Xinfu Village is an ancestral hall in front of the ancestral hall, and there is a wall next to it, which is the place where the village posters are posted. The county order has long been arranged in the best family in the village, the village chief's house. The arrival of the county order not only made the village look new, but also made the village chief's home flourish.
According to the custom, the villagers set up a large shed on the open space, hung lanterns around it, set up a table, and everyone gathered to eat. Every villager was hungry before going to the feast, firstly because it was rare to eat such a sumptuous dinner, and also because he not only donated money, but also donated chickens and vegetables.
Grandma Qi took the hand of Okay and walked slowly, followed by the enthusiastic Ah Huang. The table in the shed was already full of people, and the grandmother looked around, and finally chose a table with more acquaintances and sat down.
In addition to Grandma Qi, there are six people at this table. They are the widow Wang who guards the chaste archway at the entrance of the village and the tailor Xu at the end of the village who has been intending to demolish her archway, Uncle Zhao and Aunt Zhao who quarrel from morning to night all day long, Bai Xiucai, who opened a private school in the village, and her husband went out to do business and stayed alone in the village, the most shrewd and calculating Lin poison woman.
Everyone has a pair of dishes and chopsticks in front of them, and before the food is served, everyone talks and laughs, and seems to have forgotten that they are here to eat. It didn't take long for someone to come over with food from a distance, and Grandma Qi whispered to the person sitting next to her, "Okay, remember to eat more when the food comes up later." ”
You can fiddle with the chopsticks in your hand and nod.
Just when everyone's eyes were staring at the dish in the hand of the person who brought the food, holding the chopsticks, everyone realized that it was just a bowl of green vegetables. Everyone seemed to have fallen into the legendary ten-spiced soft tendons, put down the chopsticks in their hands weakly, sat back, and finally kept saying: "Good food, good food, everyone eat, eat." ”
The second bowl came up with a bowl of celery, and a few shredded pieces of meat loomed inside.
The third bowl is a piece of sliced white tofu.
Just when everyone was carrying chopsticks up and down, Lin Poison began to curse.
"What kind of dish is this, a piece of tofu can also be called a dish, how can people eat it, if the county order sees us eating such things, won't it affect the image of our village, I think the chef is in the, and he can't cook a personal dish!"
This shrill voice shuttled through the crowd, causing a lot of discussion among the people. I wondered if the chicken, pork, and beef I had handed over to the chef to make cabbage tofu.
In the commotion, the person serving the food lived up to expectations, serving a bowl of lion's head, and everyone stopped talking and moved chopsticks one after another. Next is a plate of braised fish, a bowl of beef stew, and a white chopped chicken.
As soon as the lion's head came up, Aunt Zhao gave Uncle Zhao a clip, and when the braised fish came up, she gave the whole tail to Uncle Wang, and when the chicken came up, the chopsticks went to the chicken legs.
At this time, Widow Wang was not happy, and sneered: "Aunt Zhao, I only see you fighting on weekdays, why haven't I seen you so good to Uncle Zhao." ”
Aunt Zhao knew that the widow was attacking her, so she immediately shot back: "There is a man in the family, that's it, it's better than some people who don't have a man at home and steal a man outside." ”
The smile on the widow's face immediately retracted, and her muscles tensed, "Who stole the man, you made it clear to me!"
Tailor Xu saw that the form was wrong, and said that it was about to start, so he immediately stretched out his chopsticks, sandwiched a chicken leg into the widow's bowl, and persuaded: "Okay, okay, everyone say a few words, eat meat,
Eat meat. ”
The widow is upright, but it is Tailor Xu who does not forgive herself, which makes so many scandals. She pushed his chopsticks away and yelled at him, "Who wants to eat your meat!"
Lin Poison Woman also participated and said, "Uncle Zhao, you are so old, can you eat so much, don't eat and don't have the strength to use it." ”
After a while, he said, "Don't choke to death, eat slowly!"
Uncle Zhao just lifted the chopsticks to his mouth and wanted to send them to his mouth, but Lin Poison Woman said a word, and she had no appetite, not to mention her appetite, she even lost her **, where she shrunk, like a neutered ram.
Widow Wang thought that Poison Woman Lin was on her side, and sneered at Aunt Zhao: "Only she knows whether she has the strength or not." ”
Who knows which camp the poisonous woman Lin is not in, and immediately confronted the widow Wang again, "I said that although the tailor Xu is not very good-looking, and the family is poor, at least he is also infatuated, and he is also a man, do you really want to hold your chastity archway for a lifetime." ”
The widow replied without showing weakness: "Some people do not live the life of widows even if they have husbands. ”
At this time, Bai Xiucai on the side said calmly: "You two can accumulate some virtue, have a good meal......
As soon as Bai Xiucai said this, Widow Wang and Poison Lin both pointed the finger at him.
Widow Wang: "What does it have to do with you two talking about a poor showman!"
Lin Poison Woman: "Look at you studying all day long, in the end, you are not teaching here, you have achieved nothing!"
Widow Wang: "Who can look up to a nerd like him!"
Lin Poison Woman was still chewing vegetables in her mouth: "Nerd, you won't still be a virgin, right?"
When Aunt Zhao heard this, she couldn't help laughing, and said, "At such an old age, you're still a child, you can't do it, right......" Before she finished speaking, Uncle Zhao on the side also lowered his head and giggled.
Bai Xiucai didn't know that he wanted to persuade but made enemies on all sides, he looked embarrassed, put down the chopsticks in his hand, sighed, and said: "How can a woman be so rude, sad, sad." ”
Grandma Qi didn't say a word on the side, and she didn't want to say anything, she just put vegetables in the bowl and asked him to eat more.
You can look at the scene in front of you, although you don't know what a virgin means, seeing everyone laughing, and seeing Bai Xiucai's embarrassed expression, she can't help laughing.
You can eat a little bit of each bowl of dishes, but what you want to eat the most, the best thing is the plate of white chopped chicken, just looking at it makes people salivate, and Ah Huang, who is squatting on the ground, is also still interested in chicken bones. But the good times didn't last long, and I didn't even have a chance to see it, and I was already in chaos in front of me.
When Aunt Zhao stretched out her chopsticks to the white chopping chicken again, the poisonous woman Lin was not happy and said, "Aunt Zhao, didn't your old Zhao just eat so much, you still clip it!"
Aunt Zhao retorted: "He ate it just now, and this time I will eat it myself." ”
Lin Poison Woman: "Isn't he and you the same family, can't you be full when he is full!" said as he stretched out his chopsticks to grab the chicken.
The widow Wang saw that the form was wrong, and if this continued, the chicken would soon be divided between the two of them, and she immediately stretched out her chopsticks to clamp it. And gave the tailor Xu on the side a look, asking him to help, tailor Xu understood, flattered, and immediately picked up the chopsticks to attack.
Aunt Zhao saw that the other party was overwhelmed, and pressed her elbow against Uncle Zhao, and Uncle Zhao also picked up chopsticks to clip it.
The white chopping chicken was torn apart by five horses under the chopsticks of the people, and it was terrible to see, mixed with all kinds of scolding, dog barking and the sound of tables and chairs moving. The most courageous is the tailor Xu, he saw that the chopsticks were already indistinguishable, so he started directly, and he suddenly got the favor of the widow Wang, so that he was full of fighting spirit, and what he wanted to offer to her was not the chicken in front of him, but his own **.
You can watch your beloved white chopped chicken being ravaged, and suddenly feel that someone is calling you, and when you turn around, you find that it is Xingle standing not far behind you and waving at you.
You can take a look at the grandma next to her, and tell your grandma that she is full and wants to go to Xingle to play, but before grandma can react, she jumped off the stool and ran to Xingle, Ah Huang saw that she could go and immediately followed.
"Have fun!"
"Wow!"
"Yes!
"Xingle, why are you here?"
Xingle looked at the people around him, and whispered in his ear: "Shh~ I found a big treasure!"
As soon as he heard the big treasure, his eyes flashed, and he also looked around with Xingle, and no one paid attention to them, so he asked in a low voice, "What big treasure?"
Xingle waved his hand and said, "You will know if you come with me!"
So you can follow Xingle around a few corners, through a few dark alleys, and finally come to a place where smoke is coming from in front of you. Xingle suddenly stopped behind a wall and whispered to him, "This is the ...... here."
I could also poke my head out and look at the place where the smoke was coming from, but I couldn't see why, so I asked Xingle, "What kind of place is that?"
Xingle watched a dishman come over, and immediately covered his mouth and made a "shhhh Wait until the person is far away before letting go, and then beckoning to walk to the place where the smoke is emitting.
When you get there, you can find that this is the place where the chef cooks. Xingle pointed to the steamer on the side and said, "This is the white chopped chicken in this!"
As soon as you hear the white chopping chicken, your saliva will immediately come out.
Xingle said, "There are many more, and they can't see if we take two of them." After saying that, he tiptoed and opened the big steamer.
"Okay, quick, you take two, I can't hold on......"
You can walk up, fan the heat in front of you with your hand, blow it with your mouth, and stand on tiptoe to take two chickens. Xingle immediately put down the steamer and ran back with ease, and could follow behind with a chicken in one hand.
"Xingle, come and help me, it's so hot, it's so hot. ”
As soon as Xingle heard this, he immediately turned around and took a chicken in his hand, and the two of them ran in the dust, with a dusty cloud behind them, as if they were running for their lives.
In the end, you can decide to solve the chickens on the bridge above the stream where you catch fish. The two of them held the chicken in their hands, and they didn't even have the intention of tearing it, so they buried their faces and gnawed on it. Ah Huang ate not only the bones on the side, but also the meat they had dropped on the ground.
At this time, the moonlight is bright, shining in the babbling river, sparkling waves, insects and the sound of running water are intertwined, the evening breeze blows, and the stars change. But he can follow Xingle without caring about all this around him, just sitting on the bridge and gnawing on the white chicken, Ah Huang waited intently for the bones.
A whole chicken is indeed a bit large for two ten-year-old children, and after eating half of it, the two of them can't hold it anymore, and finally it all becomes Ah Huang's food.
"Xingle, how did you find the white chopped chicken?" said Xingle, who could wipe the oil on his mouth, and said to Xingle, who was rubbing his stomach on the side.
"I think, the villagers handed over so many chickens, and the eight people got one, there must be a surplus, I saw that there was smoke there, it must be a place to cook! Later, I quietly followed and saw that the village chief and the village cadres each took a chicken there, and I came to you. ”
"Xingle, you're so smart!"
"Haha, yes, we're almost going back......"
At this time, you can realize that it has been a long time since you came out, and grandma may not have found herself and started to be anxious.
Ah Huang looked at the distant Ke Xingle and knew that he was leaving, but while thinking about the bones in front of him, he made a choice, so he took the biggest piece and followed.
"Grandma, I'm back!" You can see that the wedding feast has just ended, and grandma is just getting up to leave.
"Where have you gone?" Grandma Qi worried.
"I've been with Xingle just now...... "I can think that stealing chickens to eat is definitely not a good thing, so I didn't tell my grandmother, "Play ......"
Grandma took Okay's hand and walked home, asking, "Okay, are you full?"
OK: "Eat full!"