Chapter 142, half-mad Taibao
Chapter 142, half-mad Taibao
That Cangyan Mountain is in the southwest of Youzhou three or four hundred miles, if it is not the middle of winter, the river in the land of Yan and Zhao is frozen, Yang Qi still wants to take the waterway from the Grand Canal to the Yongji Canal to the river, and then take the land route through Zhaozhou to reach the Cangyan Mountain in Jingcheng.
At the beginning of the great Sui Dynasty, his father Emperor Yang built a large number of buildings and dug the water of the north and south rivers, which was also a rare achievement in a hundred generations. Walking through the canal and waterway can be regarded as a kind of nostalgia for the father and emperor who have never been seen.
Now the waterway is not passable, then there is only a land route, passing through Fanyang County (now Zhuozhou), Shanggu (now Baoding), Changshan (now Zhengding) and other places, to which well Cangyan Mountain.
It was cold, the road was slippery, and there were no horses or carriages to ride, so the two had to walk on the snow. Fortunately, the two of them have been diligent in recent days, and Wang Yucian has already cultivated to the realm of the Great Perfection in the late Yuan Infant period, and may enter the out-of-body period of refining the gods at any time. And Yang Qi can already go out of the body and turn into a fugue, but his Yuan Ying doesn't have any magical powers, and it is inevitable that he is too far away from his real body.
Those three or four hundred miles, if they let the sword fly (Yang Qi has a spirit rabbit, it is faster than the sword flying), only one meal is enough. In order to spend more time together, the walk is a little slow, but it is also willing.
That Wang Yucicada is not what it used to be, he has already grabbed the white rabbit, held it in his arms and stroked the white fluff of the rabbit, and looked at Yang Qi with a smug smile. Perhaps the rabbit felt that the girl had no malice, so he settled down a lot, and obediently lay in the girl's warm arms, not to mention how pleasant.
Yang Qi was a little jealous, it would be nice if he was a rabbit. You can lie in the arms of your beloved girl and smell her seductive fragrance. As she walked, Jade Cicada said she was a little hungry. Yang Qi glanced at her and laughed at the fact that she had just eaten at the Youzhou Weiguo Mansion, and it had only been half a day, and she was going to eat again, she was really a foodie.
The jade cicada said coquettishly:
"Where is the Weiguo Mansion just now, in front of so many people, how can Sister Qian'er and I be embarrassed to eat openly? I have disgraced the faces of you scholars. ”
Yang Qi smiled:
"That's right, I'm not cheeky for the sake of the belly, you don't care about the belly for the sake of the cheek. It's a match made in heaven. ”
The jade cicada gave him a blank look and scolded:
"What a belly and cheek, don't get some food, see if I don't pick your skin!"
Yang Qi was not ashamed. Lean over. He bowed his head, stuffed himself into the girl's arms, and said:
"Little rabbit, I'm here to save you, don't run yet! ”
The rabbit was frightened, struggled twice, and ran away, and in three and two fell away without a trace. Wang Yucian was about to scold this thief. Unexpectedly, the thief raised his head again, and his mouth touched his mouth. It's inseparable......
After a long time, I only heard a few "coo-coo-coo" ......, but it was the voice of protest coming from the girl's belly. Yang Qi couldn't help laughing, the girl's apricot eyes widened, she opened her mouth and bit the little thief's shoulder, and the little thief who hurt shouted repeatedly, the lady spared her life.
As soon as Wang Yucian relented, he was about to scold him for being cheap and behaved, when the thief suddenly took out two huge peaches from his arms and shook them under the poor girl's nose, and the girl suddenly lost her temper.
"Hey, these nine cold days, where did you get the immortal peach?"
The girl is right, these two peaches are indeed fairy peaches, when they left the Peach Blossom Source with the Earth Demon Saint Wei Qinghua and the Magic Immortal, the valley lord Qin Bo gave Yang Qi three "Peach Source Holy Fruits", but later Yang Qi had already learned that the Peach Blossom Source actually had another owner, that is, the Peach Blossom Girl, the granddaughter of the Peach Source Divine Tree.
Yang Qi thought for a while, don't tell the jade cicada about the origin of this peach, otherwise the small vinegar jar will be turned over again. smiled and said to the jade cicada:
"It seems that you are still not hungry, why don't you wait until I eat these two peaches first, and then tell you the origin of the peaches?"
When the girl heard this, she quickly reached out and grabbed a peach, opened her mouth to bite it, and stopped again. She took the fairy peach in Yang Qi's hand again, and compared the size, but she couldn't tell which one was big and which one was small.
Yang Qi smiled:
"It's so stupid, it's so obvious that you can't tell the difference. ”
The girl looked left and right, and was obviously the same size, how could it be obvious? and asked suspiciously:
"Isn't this usually big? So you say that one is big, and that one is small?"
Yang Qi stretched out his hand and took the two fairy peaches, smiled, and said:
"You see it. ”
He put the peach in his left hand to his mouth, took a bite gently, raised his right hand, and said:
"Look, this one is big, isn't it?"
The jade cicada was dumbfounded, this little thief was bad again. In a hurry, he stammered:
"You...... You ......"
The wicked sneer of the abominable thief:
"Oh, isn't that right?"
He opened his mouth and bit the peach in his right hand again, and said indistinctly:
"Well, I made a mistake just now, it's still the size of my left hand. ”
Only then did the jade cicada react, this little thief was teasing herself, it was important to grab the peaches first, she threw herself on Yang Qi, threw Yang Qi on the snow, snatched two peaches, and started a happy foodie time. Yang Qi hugged the girl, and his heart was also extraordinarily sweet.
Seeing that the peach juice was flowing down her cheeks, Yang Qi thought what a waste, so he opened his mouth and waited for the peach juice to drip into his mouth. Suddenly, a small villain came out of the girl's ear, with a mouth open, and sucked the peach juice clean, looking at her eyebrows, is it not Wang Yuciao's Yuan Baby?
Yang Qi was dumbfounded, how could he fall in love with this complete foodie.
Wang Yucicada kept in his mouth, and after a while, he ate most of the two peaches, and Xiao Yuanying also drank peach juice until he was full of burps. Then the girl turned around, and when she saw that the thief was still open, she took a bite of the peach and put it into the thief's mouth. Haha, this was sent by yourself, Yang Qi chewed the peach twice and swallowed it, where can the jade cicada hide?
After a while, the girl bit the thief's tongue, and then escaped from the tiger's mouth, and the thief was about to speak, but the girl gagged her with a peach, and the girl said:
"Let's eat the peaches first, just now I took a bite, and I found that I had eaten most of these two peaches for a hundred years of cultivation, which had already helped me break through the barrier of the late Yuan Infant stage and enter the out-of-body period of refining the gods and returning to the void. There's not much left, you eat it first and then ......"
The girl's words were a little speechless, Yang Qi had already understood, and after eating the peach in three times and two times, she put away the peach pit again, licked her mouth and smiled:
"Xiaosheng has accepted the lives of two fairy peaches on the orders of the lady, and the lady just said again...... And what?"
The more the girl looked at the thief, the more she liked it, and she couldn't help but bow her head and kiss it again......
As dusk approached, the two stepped up their steps and rushed to Fanyang County, where they found a restaurant in the bustling market, planning to rest for one night before leaving.
The shopkeeper Xiao Er saw that they were inseparable, so he consciously arranged only one room, and the girl still wanted to make a show and divide the room, Yang Qi smiled and said:
"In the past, Guan Yun sent his sister-in-law thousands of miles away, and read the Spring and Autumn Period at night to observe the etiquette and Mingzhi, and the eternal fragrance was long; today I Yang Zijun want to emulate the sages and read nine chapters of arithmetic at night to cultivate my mind, and I will never be tempted by your beauty. ”
Wang Yucian didn't excuse himself, and scolded with a smile:
"Also mention your nine chapters of arithmetic, look at your shameless appearance, lose the face of the world's scholars. ”
In the evening, the two of them had some wine and food in the lobby of the restaurant, and there were a lot of guests in the restaurant, and there were some entertainers.
One of the tricks is very funny, I saw that the artist in the corner of the restaurant in the dim light, erected a white cloth around the square, he lit up the lamp and candle inside, and there were some shadowy villains on the white cloth, dancing guns and swords, mixed with Yan Zhao Xiangyin, vividly reproducing the scene of the three heroes fighting Lu Bu.
This trick is "shadow puppetry", also called "Zhuozhou Shadow", and the thousand-year-old legend is performed between Fang Cun, which also opened the eyes of Yang Qi and the others.
The two couldn't help but applaud the artist's exquisite skills. Suddenly, there was a burst of applause from the side, and someone chimed in:
"Good, good, good. What a beautiful little lady. ”
The voice was very provocative, Yang Qi and Wang Yucian frowned, looking for prestige, and saw a rich boy in a gorgeous costume, looking at Wang Yucian with a lewd smile, followed by a few eagle dogs and lackeys, and it was not a good thing at first glance.
When he went out, Yang Qi didn't want to cause trouble, so he got up and gave a salute with his fists, and said with a solemn face:
"Brother Tai praised it falsely, my lady looked ugly, which made Brother Tai smile. ”
The boy just looked at the frost-faced fairy with a flattering face, where can he take care of Yang Qi? A lackey next to him hurriedly came over and pulled Yang Qi, took out a piece of silver and threw it on the table, and scolded and said:
"You so much nonsense, get out of the money, if this mother-in-law is comfortable serving my son-in-law, maybe you can see her again tomorrow." Otherwise, hum ......"
Wang Yucian was furious when he heard this, got up and pulled out the immortal sword, Yang Qi was also furious, and also pulled out the sword of the rest of the body, the two stood side by side, it was unbearable or unbearable, Yang Qi scolded:
"In a peaceful and prosperous world, Lang Lang Qiankun, if you dare to do this thing of bullying men and women, is there no royal law?"
"Hahaha......"
The rich boy and the minions laughed wildly, and one of the roe deer men screamed:
"Wang Fa, in this Fanyang County, my son-in-law is Wang Fa! Boy! Say it and scare you to death, do you know who my son-in-law is?"
Yang Qi said in a deep voice:
"Then tell me about it! Which prince is going to oppress the good!"
When the slave heard this, he still said shamelessly:
"Even if you have vision, you can stand firm! Where is my son-in-law the righteous son of the Yunguo Dynasty, the five hundred Taibao ranks two hundred and five, and people call it 'Banfeng Taibao'!"
Wang Yucian sneered, a letter of silver is five hundred taels, and he ranks two hundred and five, isn't he "half-crazy"?
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