CHAPTER XLV
"Hall Master ......" I don't know when, Tian Liang appeared behind him with the other fourteen people from the "Cloth Clothes Hall".
"Hall Master!" Tian Liang ran over with tears in his eyes, knelt beside Feng Zhong, and could slowly put down Feng Zhong's body, Tian Liang kept crying beside him.
You can open your hand, look at the jade pendant stained with blood, squeeze it tightly, and say to Tian Liang, who is crying bitterly: "Now is not the time to cry and mourn, the urgent thing is to leave this place first and find a hidden place to hide, otherwise when the people from the government come, we won't be able to escape!"
"I want to avenge the hall master, I will fight with them!" Tian Liang got up and rushed out of the door after shouting.
"Look at the corpses all over the place, your hall master's revenge has been avenged! If you really want him to rest in peace, live well!"
When Tian Liang heard this, his body stopped like an electric shock, turned around and looked at Feng Zhong's corpse.
Feng Zhong was buried in a quiet bamboo forest on the outskirts, and the people of Buyitang were full of grief, especially Tian Liang, as if his father had died. It took several days for him to slowly emerge from his deep sadness.
can finally plan to leave for Luoyang, although I don't know what Feng Zhong means, but there must be some reason for saying this to myself. Before leaving, he came to Feng Zhong's tomb again, although he met him in Pingshui, but how to say that he is also a good man, he values love and righteousness, and his strength is infinite, and pinching someone to death is like pinching an ant to death.
You can stand in front of the tomb, and the surrounding bamboo leaves will blow in the wind and fall one after another. At this time, Tian Liang suddenly appeared, walked to Ke's side, and asked if he could with the jade pendant of the hall master of the "Cloth Clothes Hall" in his hand:
"Hall Master, this is the only relic of our Hall Master, what should we do?"
"You keep it, now you will be the hall master of the 'Cloth Clothes Hall'. ”
"Hall Master, by all means, the position of Hall Master requires the authorization of the high-level leaders of the Heaven and Earth Society to be competent. ”
You can take a deep breath and say, "I'm not the hall master, I'm holding my master's jade pendant, and he is the hall master." ”
"That ......" Tian Liang was a little embarrassed.
"You can keep it. After finishing speaking, you can remember what Feng Zhong said to himself before he died, "Hall Master Feng told me before he died, he wanted me to take good care of you, but I am about to go on the road, and I don't know what kind of danger I will encounter on the road, I still have some silver in my hand, and I will divide half of you when the time comes. ”
After finishing speaking, he could turn around and leave, leaving Tian Liang alone to stand in place in a daze.
You can go back to Jujube Cake and Ah Huang, what happened in the brothel made him have to worry about the road he had to take in the future, and he didn't know how many dangers were waiting for him. He untied the money bag on the jujube cake, counted the money inside, divided half of it, put it in a cloth bag, and prepared to take it to the field grain.
At this time, a person suddenly walked over, stood beside Ke and looked at him, Ke looked puzzled, and asked:
"Who are you?"
The man smiled and said, "I decided to go with you, and I will go wherever you go." ”
Hearing this voice, he could react to the fact that the person in front of him, who was white and clean, dressed in a cloth coat, and was about the same age as himself, was actually a dirty and muddy field grain not long ago.
"Are you Tianliang?"
"Well, hall master, I don't want your money, I don't know where you're going alone, at least we are with you, and we have a care. ”
"We?" can be seen left and right.
"That's right!" Tian Liang just finished speaking, more than a dozen people came out from behind the door, all dressed cleanly, completely missing the appearance of the beggars before.
There were so many people suddenly in front of him, and he could be stunned by the jujube cake, Ah Huang moved his ass and hid behind him. I didn't know what to say, so I could only nod helplessly.
In this way, he could take fifteen people and go to Luoyang in the mouth of the Feng Hall Master.
"Hall Master, where are we going?" Tian Liang, who was on the side, asked curiously.
"Luoyang. ”
Tian Liang nodded as if he didn't understand, and asked, "Hall Master, what are we going to Luoyang for?"
"I don't know......" You can glance ahead, then turn to Tian Liang and say: "In the future, you don't call me hall master, my name is Qi Ke, you are the same age as me, just call me me." ”
Tian Liang stood in place for a while, then caught up again, and said to him: "In the future, you can call me Xiaoliang, and everyone in our village will call me that." ”
It didn't take long for Xiaoliang to ask again: "Yes, why do we take a donkey with us on the road?"
Jujube Cake turned his head and looked at Xiaoliang very unkindly when he heard it, Xiaoliang "snorted" and said, "Look, look, it doesn't seem to be happy to say that it's a donkey." ”
"Jujube cake is not a donkey, it's my horse, and he saved my life!"
Jujube Cake listened to the words, turned his head and walked forward with his head held high, as if he knew that he had been praised.
Xiaoliang was very surprised on the side, and walked up to Can and whispered to him: "Yes, his name is Jujube Cake?"
You can nod your head.
Xiaoliang continued to say softly, for fear of being heard by Jujube Cake: "Can he still understand us?"
"Jujube Cake is a very smart horse!"
Xiaoliang nodded as if he didn't understand, and then walked to the jujube cake and shouted the name of the jujube cake, but the jujube cake didn't care about him at all, which made Xiaoliang sad. But it didn't take long for him to come out of his sadness again and ask if he could:
"What's the matter with that dog?"
At this time, I realized that Xiaoliang was an out-and-out ruffian, and he kept talking all day long, as if he had endless words and endless questions, and he must have been a dumb reincarnation in his previous life.
After several explanations, Xiaoliang finally came up with a concluding sentence: "Oh...... I see. ”
You can nod, look at the sparse crowd behind you, and continue on your way.
Night fell quickly, and luckily the group had already settled in a post station before the sun had even set. At this time, everyone was exhausted, and fell to the ground, knocking on their legs and rubbing their waists. This is a very small station, although there is wine in the station, but there is not even a little appetizer, the only dish is a few cabbage.
Seeing a complaining look on a person's face, even if you have money, you don't know what to do.
At this time, Xiaoliang walked to Can's side and said: "Yes, we can't just eat cabbage, cabbage is a plant, in the mouth, out of the asshole, in the cabbage, out of the cabbage, out of the cabbage, eat in vain." ”
"But there are only cabbages here, and no matter how much money we have, we can only eat cabbage. ”
Xiaoliang made a shushing motion, "Listen!"
You can listen carefully and hear all kinds of sounds coming from the wild.
"The sun hasn't set yet, and those pheasants, mountain birds, and the animals in the woods are now coming home, and it's a good time to hunt!
I can be amazed by Xiaoliang's idea, but I didn't expect that although he is not good-looking, he has a lot of ideas.
"Jujube cake!" he could yell at the jujube cake that was grazing on the side. The jujube cake glanced at it and walked over slowly. You can take off the bow and arrow on the jujube cake and say to Xiaoliang: "Xiaoliang, I only have nine arrows, you call three more people, and we will go into the woods!"
So Xiaoliang called three more strong people and followed them into the woods next to them.
The sun was about to go down, and only a little afterglow shone in, and the light was not very good, but fortunately there was no wind around, and it was very quiet except for the sound of their footsteps.
Xiaoliang said that when he was young, he followed the people in the village to hunt, and they all learned the calls of the birds, and the birds would come out when they heard the calls of their own kind. Then he performed vividly, saying that he had already received the true biography.
When he reached the depths of the woods, he could give Xiaoliang a look, Xiaoliang nodded, pinched his mouth and whistled. I didn't expect this whistle to work, and it didn't take long for me to hear the sound of rustling around me. You can draw the bow, keep the people around you quiet, listen intently, and then suddenly shoot an arrow, only to see something in the grass move a few times before it stops.
But when they rushed over to take a look, they found a pheasant with an arrow stuck in it, and it was dead.
Xiaoliang picked up the pheasant and showed a look of worship to the can: "It's so godly, you can shoot the pheasant just by sound, you can be a magic archer!"
In fact, he didn't know how to do it, he had never tried something like it before, but he thought he could shoot it, and after the arrow was shot, it was really shot. You can think to yourself, maybe you were really born to be a marksman.
Then, with the same method, a group of people tried again and again, and shot three pheasants and two mountain birds. The other three were smiling, carrying heavy game meat, and their eyes were full of meat, and they were excited. At this time, Xiaoliang asked them to quiet down, indicating that they were going to do it again.
However, this time it was blown for a long time, and still did not get any response from chickens and birds. Xiao Liang looked left and left, but the arrow was wound, just waiting for the animal to appear, and the other three all cast their eyes on him, making him feel a little embarrassed. Xiaoliang tried a few more times and still didn't move, then scratched his head, waved his hand and said:
"It is estimated that these pheasants and mountain birds saw that their compatriots were sacrificed, and they hid and did not dare to come out. It's okay, I'll learn the call of a deer!"
Hearing him say this, one of the three people who followed behind reacted, "How the hell can there be deer in this place!"
Xiao Liang glanced at him, made a contemptuous look, and said: "At first glance, you are a person who has never seen the world, hunting is like a game, how do you know if there is one if you don't try!" After speaking, he learned the sound of a deer.
Because the rest of the people had never heard of what the deer called, but they thought that Xiaoliang's imitation was really funny, and the more they listened to it, the funnier it became, and they all laughed and rolled on the ground. They can be seen laughing like this, throwing their bows and arrows aside, holding their stomachs and laughing.
"What are you laughing at, what are you laughing at, that's what the deer calls, maybe it will come out at some point. Xiao Liang yelled at the laughing man behind him, and then turned around and continued to call.
screaming and screaming Xiaoliang suddenly stopped screaming, and said to the people behind: "Shhhh
Everyone immediately restrained their laughter, held their breath and listened to the surrounding movements, and sure enough, from afar there was the sound of something stepping on the ground and the leaves rattling. You can pick up your bow and arrow, and wait for an opportunity to face the place where the sound came out, and it won't be long before the living creature comes out half of its body.
Everyone exclaimed, "Fuck, it's really a deer!"
Xiaoliang put on a proud expression, holding a piece of grass in his mouth, looking at the surprised expressions of the others, "I'm right." ”
"No!" he said, pointing at the half-baring deer.
Xiaoliang spit out the grass in his grip and lay down beside him, "What's the matter, you can shoot such a small chicken without looking at it, and you can't shoot it accurately when such a big deer is half exposed?"
Ke shook his head and said, "If the hell it's a head, it's okay to say, even if I shoot an ass, I won't be able to shoot it to death, it will run away as soon as it is frightened, and now it is almost dark in the depths of the forest, and it is difficult for us to catch up." ”
Xiaoliang gritted his teeth and said, "Then can you cum in its asshole?"
You can take a look at Xiaoliang, aim again, and say, "Yes!" but why do you want to shoot your asshole?"
Xiaoliang explained: "You think, if you are shot in the asshole, how painful it is, there is an arrow in the asshole, and it will hurt sharply when you run, so you will definitely not run......"
The thought of an arrow stuck in his asshole made his hair stand up, and he thought that he would definitely not run, so he shot an arrow at the deer's asshole with a little aim.
The arrow was plunged directly into the deer's asshole, and the deer, which had been quiet, became very excited and ran away quickly, and could stand in place and watch the deer run farther and farther, and suddenly felt a sense of desolation in his heart.
"Didn't you say deer can't run?"
"Hmm...... You think if you have an arrow stuck in your asshole, if you don't run, you'll die, you can't run!"
I can think of another arrow inserted in my asshole, and I feel very uncomfortable, thinking that if this is the case, I will definitely not care about the arrow in my asshole, even if I am bleeding, I will have to run.
At this moment, there were footsteps in the distance, and the deer ran back for some reason, which made the group happy. The bow could be drawn immediately, this time aiming at the throat of the deer, and an arrow pierced its neck. Before the deer could get back to its feet after it had fallen, another arrow had already hit it in the head.
Looking at the dying deer on the ground, you can ask Xiaoliang, "Then why did the deer run back?"
Xiaoliang thought for a while and said, "If you have ...... in your asshole"
"Can you not say this assumption every time!" can you think of another arrow in your asshole, and put on a reluctant expression at Xiaoliang.
"Then when your asshole is bleeding and in pain, it is inevitable that you will run in the wrong direction when you run into the dark woods on such a dark day? ”
I didn't think about it, but without this assumption, it made it hurt even more, as if the asshole was hit by an arrow first, and then someone pulled it out. But after thinking about it carefully, I found that what Xiaoliang said made a lot of sense, it was so dark and so painful, and it would inevitably go in the wrong direction.