Whether it was Qian Qianyi's ridicule behind his back or Zheng Chenggong's disparagement and contempt, they all only said that Qian Qingjian had passed through the courtyard and would not hear it, but they didn't know that Lao Qian hadn't left a word, and he heard it all in his ears, his hearing was with the martial spirit, but he was too lazy to worry about this kind of person. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

At that time, the night was coming, and every household had not had time to light up, and the inside and outside of the Qian Mansion were already vast and hazy.

Before he got out of the courtyard gate, the martial soul had already sensed that someone was hurrying outside the courtyard, and the target was the courtyard gate of Qian Qianyi's house, and there were seven or eight people chasing behind him, all shouting and panting.

"Brother, don't run! We just want to make friends with you!"

"That's it, brother, don't you know Ma Gongzi? Stand down, accompany Ma Gongzi to have a glass of wine, and enjoy all the benefits for you!"

"Oh no! he's going to Qian Qianyi's mansion to take refuge!"

"Qian Qianyi is a fart, how dare he treat our Ma Gongzi?"

"Hurry up! It's always troublesome to let him into Lao Qian's house!"

An Xiaohui led Qian Qingjian and just stepped out of the threshold, and the door behind him was closed. And the person who was being chased had already rushed up, dressed as a scholar, and was about to crash into An Xiaohui's arms.

How could An Xiaohui let a man touch her chest, she flashed aside without thinking about it, and at the same time she dodged, she said "oops", she remembered the fat man behind her, and said in her heart This is sorry, you are all men, just hug it, just don't hurt it.

Qian Lao Mo can naturally dodge away, not to mention that he can use his newly practiced misty step or the more wonderful Tianluo step, even if he casually shifts his body and changes his position, he will not be bumped into by a person who does not know martial arts.

It's just that his martial soul has already completed the whole body of the person, not only knowing that the person who came has a plump chest, but also knowing that the person who came has nothing on his lower body, and even the ears and eyes of the person who came have not escaped the perception of his martial soul, and if he dodges away at this time, this scholar dressed as a man will inevitably hit the door headlong, isn't it a pity that she has two rows of rhinoceros teeth?

So Lao Qian regarded himself as a wall, and the golden wind and jade dew collided together, and he who had a three-foot qi wall but couldn't use it, he could only come to a warm fragrance and warm jade hug, and feel the existence of the two lumps between his chest and abdomen.

The scholar knew that he was at fault, and before the two of them separated, he apologized repeatedly, and when he looked up and saw each other's blindfolds, he felt even more guilty, and actually hit the blind man, which was really against the peace of heaven. In this era, beating the deaf and scolding the dumb is definitely a thing that hurts heaven and reason, and it is even more intolerable if you hit a blind person.

Qian Qingjian is also very experienced in women, second only to Xiaoyaozi, Ouyang Ke, Yang Kang and Tian Boguang and a few others, martial spirits are far away, arms are close to each other, and the body is close to each other, and immediately knew that the beauty of this woman should be above Xia Qingqing, and he was reluctant to let go of his arms to distance themselves from each other for a while, and only said: "It's okay, it's okay, blind people like me are often hit ......"

An Xiaohui looked at it from the side, and said in her heart that this man chased men just to drink and play together, and he was worried about being chased, and it was so hard to chase people, and Lao Qian held on to this book and didn't let go, what kind of trouble is this? At the moment, he took two steps back and stood aside, intending to see it clearly.

Just like this, the seven or eight people behind have already chased after him, and some of them lit the air death lantern and picked it in front of the leader. The lampshade bears the words "Governor's Palace" written on it.

The person at the head was full of splendor, in his thirties, and his face was white and fat under the light, and he seemed to be a little whiter than An Xiaohui's face, but he was born with thin eyebrows and thin eyes, which was very obscene.

He turned a blind eye to beauties like An Xiaohui, and only looked at the scholar in Lao Qian's arms and said: "Yo ho, I said good brother, this is your fault, let my brother and me don't come to make friends, but they don't let go of a blind man, what's the matter?

Someone next to him immediately said, "That blind man is so big, he dares to hold our Ma Gongzi's brother in his arms, don't you want to live?"

These two sentences came out one after another, and Lao Qian obviously felt the jade body tremble in his arms, and the scholar said in a low voice: "This gentleman, please let go, and I am anxious to enter the Qian Mansion to avoid disasters." ”

It's just that it was too late when she said this, and the four of Ma Gongzi's entourage had already stood behind Lao Qian, even if Qian Qingjian let go of her at this time, she couldn't enter Qian Qianyi's house, not only could she not enter, but there was nowhere to escape even if she escaped, and the other three directions had been blocked.

When Qian Qingjian saw the lantern, he knew that the person who came was Ma Shiying's nephew, this gentleman has always liked male style, and in another life in his memory, about ten days later, he took a fancy to Xia Qingqing who followed Yuan Chengzhi to Ning on the Qinhuai River, and was led to a mass grave by the latter to be killed.

At this time, Ma Gongzi should not know that the scholar he is chasing is actually a woman, if he knows, he should turn a blind eye to An Xiaohui like he did.

It's just that who is this beautiful woman in her arms? With such a high appearance, far better than An Xiaohui and higher than Xia Qingqing, it can't be Chen Yuanyuan, right? This woman is too, if you go out with red makeup, you will never be entangled by Ma Gongzi, this is really nothing to do.

But no matter who this woman is, since she has bumped into my old Qian's arms, how can she allow this surnamed Ma to chase after her?

Old Qian, who has never liked heroes saving beauty, suddenly wants to save beauty. Of course, another reason is because Ma Gongzi's followers are not inferior to him.

At that moment, Lao Qian didn't let go of the beautiful woman in his arms, and only said to her: "Don't be afraid, they won't do anything to you, I just need to tell a joke, and they will be so happy that they can't stop you anymore." ”

At this time, of course, the scholar had already seen the four powerful people behind the blind man, and knew that even if the blind man let go of himself, he would have no way to escape, but the blind man actually said that he could get out with a joke, which was really a strange story for the ages, how could he believe it?

He paused and said, "Sir, how can you make such a ridiculous joke?"

Lao Qian smiled and said: "I'm not joking, I don't believe it, when I finish this joke, there are people here besides me, one counts as one, if anyone doesn't laugh, even if I lose." ”

The tone of this was so great that the young man Ma was interested, waved his hand to stop his subordinates who wanted to step forward and pull the blind man, and said, "You let him speak! I want to hear what jokes he can tell, even if you all laugh, this son can not laugh!"

Lao Qian nodded and said: "It is said that there is a Ma Gongzi in Nanjing who is shrewd and capable, and has many ways to do things, and there is nothing in the world that Ma Gongzi can't do." ”

When the scholar heard this, he said in his heart What kind of joke is this, didn't you listen to the Ding family report the door, and came to pat the horse boy's ass? Slapping the horse fart can indeed make people happy, but can he let me go if he is happy?

When the young man heard this, he was really happy, but he couldn't help but smile, and when he saw the two subordinates looking at each other and laughing, he glared at them, which means that your laughter is also low.

But I heard Lao Qian say again: "It is said that a rich man sold a woman from other places to go home and wanted to take her as a concubine, this woman looks like a fairy, and she sinks fish and geese......"

When Ma Gongzi heard this, he felt a little tasteless, and interjected: "If you are close, you are not inferior, and if you are far away, you are resentful, what is good about women?"

Lao Qian ignored him and said to himself: "Although this woman's appearance is extremely beautiful, she has a fatal flaw. ”

As soon as Ma Gongzi heard this, his spirit came again, which was slightly the same as his point of view, so he concentrated on hearing what shortcomings this woman had.

The scholar who was gently embraced by Lao Qian also let go of his worries about being entangled a little, and wanted to know what shortcomings this stunning beauty had, and An Xiaohui also had the same thoughts.

I only heard Lao Qian continue: "This woman can neither laugh nor get angry, she always has a look on her face all day long, which makes the rich merchant sad, and she can't make the woman laugh and anger even if she tries countless ways." At this time, someone told the rich businessman, "Why don't you go and ask Ma Gongzi for help?" There is nothing in the world that Ma Gongzi can't solve!"

When Ma Gongzi heard this, he couldn't hold back the pride in his heart, and urged: "Say it quickly, don't sell it, my son really wants to know how I made that beautiful woman laugh and be angry." ”

The scholar couldn't help but smile, and said in his heart: "You don't know what you are capable of, and you are still smug there, you can be really stupid." ”

Lao Qian continued: "Ma Gongzi is righteous, he likes to help the poor and help the poor, and stick a knife in the ribs for his friends, and when he heard about it, he immediately went to the rich merchant, and when he saw the beautiful woman, he also saw a big dog raised by a rich businessman to take care of the inner house, Ma Gongzi didn't say a word, and rushed over with the big dog. ”

Ma Gongzi shook his head and said, "Don't you want to beat the dog? I'm afraid this won't work, what's so funny about this? If I were that beauty, I wouldn't laugh." ”

The audience in the audience all felt the same way as Ma Gongzi, but they heard Qian Qingjian say, "That Ma Gongzi knelt down for the big dog in the past and respectfully shouted 'Dad'." ”

Lao Qian's sentence turned around, and most of the people who heard it laughed, and the scholar and An Xiaohui couldn't help but laugh, even Ma Gongzi also laughed, and asked while laughing: "Is this Ma Gongzi crazy?" completely forgot that he thought that Ma Gongzi was him just now.

Qian Qingjian didn't give Ma Gongzi a chance to react, and then said: "The rich businessman's beautiful woman couldn't help laughing, but the rich businessman was still not satisfied, saying that it was not enough for her to laugh, and she had to look at her angry appearance." But I saw Ma Gongzi stand up, ran to the beautiful woman, puffed and knelt down again, and shouted respectfully: 'Mother'. The beauty was immediately furious, and slapped Ma Gongzi in the face. ”

After saying this, everyone present was already laughing so hard that they couldn't straighten their waists, the scholar threw himself into Lao Qian's arms with laughter, An Xiaohui also squatted on the ground with laughter, only Ma Gongzi suddenly woke up, and scolded while laughing, "Stinky blind man, you dare to scold me for being a dog mongrel!"

When he said this, he wanted to call someone to arrest the blind man and ask him for the crime, but he found that he could not stop laughing no matter what, and the more he laughed, the more he wanted to laugh, and the more he laughed, the more he became weaker, and finally he actually lay on the ground with laughter, and the laughter did not stop.

Then he helplessly found that he was not alone, even his subordinates were lying on the ground, laughing wildly.

Of course he didn't know that these people, including himself, were really laughing at first, but then they were all ordered by Lao Qian's martial soul to "laugh at the waist point", which was regarded as double insurance, only they died laughing, but there was no possibility of standing up again to embarrass others.

Qian Qingjian patted the back of the beautiful woman in his arms, until she was almost laughing, and then whispered in her ear: "Have you laughed enough? ”

When the beautiful woman heard this, she suddenly remembered her situation, and was shocked and frightened, and struggled out of the other party's arms, but it didn't take much effort, and then looked at the Mafu people who were laughing wildly, how could she not know that the opportunity to escape was in front of her, she was afraid that she would leave the blind man here and be retaliated against, so she hurriedly took Lao Qian's hand, "Sir, let's go quickly!" Speaking of this, she suddenly remembered the joke just now, and couldn't help but laugh again, just laughing while pulling the old money away.

Lao Qian let her soft hand pull her forward, which was more comfortable than An Xiaohui's sleeves.

At this time, An Xiaohui had already laughed and got up, and when she saw that the scholar pulled the old money to guide the way, she was very relieved, it would be better for you to lead the way, so that I would save a woman from pulling and pulling with him. When I looked at the people rolling all over the ground, I suddenly felt that the joke was funny, so I had to cover my lips and silently follow Qian Qingjian and the others.

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In the living room of the Qian Mansion, Qian Qianyi and Zheng Zhilong, father and son, were talking about the past and the present in the house, when they suddenly heard an uproar outside the courtyard, and when they were about to ask, a servant came to report, saying that for some reason, the nephew of the Fengyang Governor's Mansion led people to lie at the door and laughed wildly.

Qian Qianyi couldn't help but look worried when he heard this, and his heart was worried.

In the past, he was suppressed by Wei Zhongxian and dismissed for many years, although Emperor Chongzhen punished Wei Zhongxian after succeeding to the throne and indirectly rehabilitated him, he has not been able to reactivate him.

Now he, the leader of Donglin in the opposition, has no position and no power, and he is not qualified to wrestle with Ma Shiying, but Ma Shiying's nephew came here to make trouble, what does this mean?