Chapter 282: I'm a monster
Li Gongfu suddenly stiffened his neck and pointed at Xu Xian and said: "Hanwen, it's not my brother-in-law who said you, you said that as a scholar, how can you say such a thing? What kind of demons and monsters? If it comes out of other people's mouths, forget it, do you also believe it? What did Old Master Kong say? What does it seem to be called, by the way, it is called 'Lao Tzu doesn't believe in strange powers and chaos', you see, the ancestors of your scholars have all said that you don't believe in demons and monsters, and you still believe it? Are you not afraid that the old master will jump out of the coffin and teach you a lesson?"
Xu Jiaorong took out a chicken feather blanket from the table next to her, pointed it at Li Gongfu's back, and said angrily: "What's the matter, you are still up today? What did Confucius Laozi say that he didn't believe? When did you read a book? You fell asleep without seeing a word, and now under the banner of the old master, aren't you afraid that the old master will come out of the coffin and cramp and peel you? Hanwen is a scholar, you listen to me, will he still harm us?"
Li Gongfu hurriedly dodged away, and said with some annoyance: "What do you say you are a woman and a Taoist family are fooling in? We are talking about national affairs?"
"What's wrong with the women's family? Hua Mulan is still in the army, when the old lady of Chaoshe is still leading the Yang family's female generals to fight against the Jin Kingdom, you tell me, what's wrong with our women's family? You are looking at your younger siblings, are you saying that you are better than your younger siblings?" Xu Jiaorong was suddenly stunned. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Li Gongfu was suddenly unable to say a word, pointed at Xu Jiaorong, and said angrily: "Okay, I can't talk about you, you can say it." ”
Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen smiled and watched Li Gongfu and his wife make a fuss, knowing that the two of them had a good relationship, but they were just putting on a show.
In the end, Xu Xian pulled Xu Jiaorong away with a smile and said: "Brother-in-law, since you have said that the old master Kong said me, then I will tell you, in fact, that sentence is the words of the old master recorded by later generations, and the original sentence is 'The son is silent, and the strange power is confused.'" It means that the old master doesn't talk about demons and monsters, but not talking about it doesn't mean that there is none, people have souls after death, and then reincarnate, there are ghosts, and of course there are demons and monsters. ”
"You find me a demon and a monster to come out, or I won't believe it." Li Gongfu still didn't believe it.
"Do you believe that there are bodhisattvas in the world?" Xu Xian continued to ask.
"Don't believe me?"
"Then I'll call you a monster, don't be afraid. ”
"You underestimate your brother-in-law too much, who am I? I'm the head catcher of Qiantang County, how can I be afraid of monsters?"
Xu Xian wanted to scratch his head directly, because Li Gongfu was too brainless, if he had to take care of such a big thing in Qiantang, he would have to lose his life in the end, but no matter what Li Gongfu said, he was his brother-in-law, he couldn't ignore it, and Li Gongfu's personality, Xu Xian still admired it very much, because in this world, it is really rare to see such a competent person.
Xu Xian finally patted Li Gongfu's shoulder helplessly and said, "Brother-in-law, you wait a while, I'll call you a monster for you to see." ”
Bai Suzhen hurriedly pulled Xu Xian and said in a low voice: "Official, don't mess around, don't scare my sister and brother-in-law, my sister is pregnant now." ”
Xu Xian patted the back of Bai Suzhen's hand and said, "Don't worry, I know it." After Xu Xian finished speaking, he walked out of the Li Mansion, and when he came outside, he turned into a white light, and he disappeared, and after less than a quarter of an hour, a white light fell from the sky, and the white light dispersed, and two people appeared, one was Xu Xian, and the other was a middle-aged man.
Xu Xian led this person into the Li Mansion, came to the living room, and saw Li Gongfu anxiously walking back and forth in the living room, while Bai Suzhen accompanied Xu Jiaorong to talk on the side, seeing Xu Xian coming in, and leading a stranger, Li Gongfu hurriedly stepped forward and said: "Hanwen, didn't you say to bring me a monster to see?" Why did you bring someone here, let the family come in and sit down, if you can't find the monster, I don't blame you, but you have to help me figure out a way, how to solve this case, you scholars know more than me, and there are many ways. ”
Xu Xian hurriedly pulled Li Gongfu aside and whispered, "Brother-in-law, are you ready? Don't be scared after a while." ”
Li Gongfu raised his head and looked around, then stared at the middle-aged man, and said in a daze: "Could he be the monster you said? You don't have to die to joke with me, right? You don't have to look down on your brother-in-law so much, demons and monsters can't scare me." ”
Xu Xian gave Bai Suzhen a look, Bai Suzhen found an excuse to trick Xu Jiaorong into the back bedroom, Xu Xian asked Li Gongfu to do a good job, and said: "This is a good friend of mine, a demon fairy, well, it is a monster in the eyes of you ordinary people, this friend of mine is amazing, he is the descendant of the Monkey King in your mouth, let you see it today, brother-in-law, you have to be mentally prepared, don't be scared and faint." ”
Xu Xian asked Li Gongfu to do a good job, and then gave the middle-aged man a look, and saw the middle-aged word stomp his foot lightly, and a cloud of white mist rose around his body, and the white mist dissipated, and an ape wearing clothes appeared, with sharp-beaked monkey gills and eyes spinning around.
Li Gongfu was amazed, and said with a smile: "Hehehe, Hanwen, where did you find a magician? Not to mention, it's really like a monkey, I touch it, ha, the hair on my body is also very similar to the real thing, Hanwen, you don't have to bother with this, I believe it, can't I? But, I can't get over this cut in my heart, watching so many people disappear for no reason, you let me ignore it, I ...... Alas. ”
"Ho ho ho, I'm not a magician, I'm just a demon monkey, hehehe. "This middle-aged man is none other than the demon queen Sun Zitong, since he knew that Xu Xian and Nezha had a very good relationship, Sun Zitong moved to accept Xu Xian's meaning, the relationship between Nezha and Sun Wukong is unknown to outsiders, although they have fought against each other, but the private relationship is excellent.
This time, I heard that Xu Xian was going to ask him for help, so he followed without saying a word, but when he arrived, he realized that he was asked to help such a small favor, and he was misunderstood as magic, he was originally a monkey into a spirit, where can he withstand others saying so, and suddenly stretched out his hand, a firelight flashed, and a chair in the living room suddenly turned into ashes.
"I'm praising you, saying that you're good at magic, how can you ...... I'm a damn, how did this chair turn to ashes? Are you really a monster?" Li Gongfu turned around and saw the chair that had turned into ashes, he didn't want to believe that magic could become so powerful, and he suddenly screamed.
"Jie Ji, yes, I have always been a monster, don't you don't believe it, I am the descendant of the former Monkey King, my name is Sun Zitong, I am a friend of Xu Xian, for the sake of you are Brother Xu's brother-in-law, I don't blame you, but you have to believe that there are really monsters in the world. After Sun Zitong finished speaking, he turned slightly, and the whole person turned into a white light and disappeared.