Chapter 13 The enemy of Li Dazui is a monkey

The rules of the storeroom are to light up an exchange item at ten o'clock, but the unit is not very uniform, except for the first item of white flour and the second item of rice are ten catties, and the tea leaves of the third item become one hundred catties.

It seems that I have heard the name somewhere, but now I can't recall it at all.

It is high and broken, and it looks black and not slippery like slag, but the type is marked with tea.

Bing Sanzhang is not picky, in this situation, it can be taken out of the mouth without taste, even if it is an achievement. As for whether to sell this in the future, I see the mood of Bing Sanzhang.

The exchange option for tea has been opened, and the black shop of Bing Sanzhang is finally close to the edge of the word "shop"!

And then there's cigarettes and alcohol.

One unit is a load, and the other is a pot.

He gestured with his hand and laughed at the flask, and Bing Sanzhang was secretly speechless.

I don't know what kind of elixir and jade liquid is in the pot? It's unimaginable that it can be bought with life force and become so expensive. Anyway, for now, Bing Sanzhang children don't have to think about it!

He didn't smoke in the first place, but at this time something new came out, and after choosing a circle, there was only tea. Naturally, I tried it.

It's been a long time since I had no taste in my mouth, but now it's satisfying.

Slowly boiled the hot water in a large casserole, grabbed a large handful of high crushed pieces and threw them inside, stirred twice with a large bowl as a tool, and scooped a bowl.

I took a sip of the hot air and smacked my mouth, but I couldn't tell if it was fragrant or pure, but I thought it was delicious.

"Well, it's kind of interesting!"

Bing Sanzhang doesn't know much about tea, but when he goes out to collect accounts, he always drinks good tea, and being able to say a "little interesting" from his mouth is already a relatively high evaluation.

The thick black porcelain bowl began to burn his hands, Bing Sanzhang took out the copper mirror as a coaster, and said with a smile: "Old ghost, take your household use, it's cold and cold, it's not big or small, and it really fits." ”

He didn't expect the big-headed ghost to answer,

How do you know that it really speaks, as if it can't stand it anymore, and there is a feeling of exhaustion in its voice: "What are you going to do?

"Hey!

Bing Sanzhang was pleasantly surprised, and said, "I haven't been silent for a long time, and I thought you were hanging up!

"The old man has been cultivating for more than 100 years, and he has seen thousands of bald donkeys and cow noses, he is not a Buddha or a Taoist, he has practiced martial arts for two years, and there are many fools who dare to shout to kill demons while carrying a piece of broken iron, but you are like this, this is the first time! I don't know what magic weapon you have, you can directly cut off your cultivation, it is really weird and terrifying. ”

Bing Sanzhang didn't speak, but just looked at the old ghost in the bronze mirror inch by inch with his eyes.

The upper body of the big-headed ghost has a clear mentality, and the lower body is blurred. Overall, it looks a bit like Aladdin, the god of lamps in One Thousand and One Nights, but the cunning level of this thing in front of him will definitely blow up Aladdin's streets.

It froze on its own for a moment, and then slowly spoke.

"I am a native of Chang'an, born in the late Sui Dynasty. Originally, he was a strong man who cut the path on the side of the Broken Head Cliff, but later opened a small shop at the Liangjie Mountain, making some human meat buns, roasting lean sheep and other trades, and peddling them to passing caravans. ”

"Wow!" I'm really surprised, I didn't expect this to be a senior.

Hurriedly smiled and arched his hand: "Disrespectful, disrespectful! What a coincidence, boy, I am also very optimistic about the prospects of this industry, I was still suffering from no experience, but I didn't expect that it would be a godsend.

"You?" the big-headed ghost glanced at and snorted, "Wait until you've tasted the human meat buns you made, and then talk about it!"

"That seems hopeless!"

Bing Sanzhang shrugged his shoulders and said, "I'm going to open a high-end black shop, and this tasteless thing like human meat buns doesn't match my style!"

"Wind ...... Style?" The big-headed ghost is inexplicable.

"You don't understand!" Bing Sanzhang's tone was flat, and he said with deep contempt: "The world is developing, and the brand must be managed, this is the big thing!"

The big-headed ghost flashed angrily, Quan Dang didn't hear it, and continued: "This industry has been done for a long time, and the people I naturally come into contact with are some green forest heroes, I am a human meat bun, and I am called a big-mouthed demon on the rivers and lakes." My family's surname is Li, and I have been called by people all the year round, and my real name has been forgotten, and people I know well call me Li Dazui!"

Bing Sanzhang was petrified in an instant, and he didn't know what to say. I was stunned for a long time before I said cautiously: "Entering the valley is like ascending to the sky?"

The big-headed ghost looked inexplicable: "What?

Bing Sanzhang let out a sigh, patted his chest and said, "Sure enough, it's not the person I know who doesn't eat people's heads." I thought he was wearing it too!"

The big-headed ghost doesn't even know what to make an expression of.

"How did you become a ghost?"

Those bald donkeys and cow noses all say that people should go to the underworld to report when they die, but I don't want to go!"

Bing Sanzhang blinked with interest, "So you're going to be a ghost?"

"I don't know!" Li Dazui shook his head: "From the first bald donkey I met after I died, just say that I am angry and will definitely harm the world's!"

Bing Sanzhang said curiously: "Where did you get so angry? Since you have chosen the path of outlaw career development, putting life and death aside is the basic requirement, right?"

Li Dazui's whole body was shocked, as if he had been stabbed in the sore spot, his green eyeballs instantly turned blood-red, and Sen Ran roared: "What do you want to do when you ask this and that? I have been a ghost for more than a hundred years, and I can't even remember my father and mother about the things before my death, I only remember one thing, that is, I must find that monkey for revenge! I will be smashed into a meatloaf by a monkey with a stick, which is simply a great shame!"

Monkey?awesome?

Wait, Two Realms Mountain?

Bing Sanzhang's face turned a little pale, and he asked, "Is there still a monk next to the monkey?"

"How do you know? That monk is white and pure, fat head and big ears, long and handsome, very extraordinary!"

Bing Sanzhang suddenly didn't want to ask any more, so he put the bronze mirror in his arms, ran to the stream behind the house, and a fierce man pierced into it.

Crossing suddenly, Bing Sanzhang was quite calm.

Bound to the black store, with optimism in apprehension

When I met Lin Chong, I was surprised and dazed.

Encountering a ghost in the middle of the night is more fresh than uneasy.

At this time, he suddenly heard the news of the monkey and the monk, but Bing Sanzhang felt that he couldn't accept it!

What kind of world is this?!

Water Margin + Liaozhai + Post-Journey to the West era?

In other words, in this kind of world where there are immortals, Buddhas, spirits and ghosts, it really doesn't matter if you open a black shop?

Thinking about the scene of the monster female ghost and the fairy making trouble in his black shop, Bing Sanzhang shuddered.