552 wounded
? As soon as Xiong Wei's words fell, the dustless dust of the dustless road chief flew heavily towards Xiong Wei's head.
Xiong Wei watched the dust fly towards his face, and he tried to dodge, but the speed of the dust was so fast that he knocked heavily on the door of his head before he could blink an eye.
"Oops!" Xiong Wei rubbed his head, "Uncle Taishi, it hurts so much!"
"You kid, I want to save you now, you still have so much. Not to mention that you are delaying my old man's time here, and you have wasted so many medicines on me, and the most important thing is that you still don't appreciate it!"
When Xiong Wei spoke just now, he already regretted it in his heart. Hearing the Dustless Daoist say this again, he regretted it even more in his heart, and hurriedly apologized and said, "Uncle Taishi, I didn't mean that. ”
Xiong Wei said while thinking in his heart: This old way has a really strange temper, and he changes day and night, and he does everything completely according to his own heart.
I'd better do what he says, otherwise, maybe after a while, this old man doesn't know what strange ideas will come up to save me, and I'm not finished? It's not that I'm afraid of death, but I still have a lot to do. Master is coming back from the mountain, Yun'er doesn't know what happened?
"Uncle Taishi, here's the thing. Xiong Wei exhaled deeply, and if he wanted to talk about the things of his life, he had to start with his first beloved woman.
"I grew up in a deep mountain, and I have always lived in seclusion with my father's family of Uncle Chu, my father's family of my family, living a leisurely and natural life. Later, one day, a group of men in black suddenly came......"
Xiong Wei said as he spoke, his eyes slowly became rosy, and he put the suffering he suffered in Jiudao Villa, and then he was hit by the cold ice palm of the Extreme North Cold Palace, and then later, he was tortured by Wang Dong in the palace, until he was injured by Tian Ergeng in the palace, leaving two black and purple palm prints on his chest.
"I don't know why, Master took me to Wudang Mountain to find the Wind Scar Dao Chief for treatment, and then Uncle Tai will know everything in the future. ”
After Xiong Wei finished speaking, he looked at the expression of the dustless chief, the expression of the dustless chief was very solemn, his brows were tightly locked, and he didn't know what he was thinking about nAd1(
Xiong Wei whispered tentatively, "Uncle Taishi, Uncle Taishi?"
Xiong Wei said as the Dustless Daoist counted with his fingers how many times Xiong Wei had been injured.
"Haha!" Dustless Daoist suddenly burst out laughing, and the laughter pierced through the sky, making Xiong Wei also startled, and he weakly, "Uncle Taishi, what are you laughing at?"
"You kid is really fateful, I just calculated, you have been seriously injured a total of six times, no, it should be six and a half times!"
"Six and a half times?" Xiong looked at the Dustless Daoist in surprise, to be honest, it wasn't for the Dustless Daoist to say this, he thought he had suffered at least ten major injuries. It's only six and a half times for half a day.
Xiong Wei scratched his head and asked curiously, "Uncle Shi, why did you come six and a half times?"
"You stupid!" "The dustless Taoist shook the dust again and knocked it on Xiong Wei's head, "Let me, old man, give you a good calculation." You were tortured by them in Jiudao Villa, and this was half a time. ”
"Why ......" Xiong Kui just wanted to ask, why Jiudao Villa was half a time, the days of Jiudao Villa were the most unforgettable and saddest days in his half life, and every minute and every second in Jiudao Villa was like a torment.
"You stinky boy, don't you know that it's very rude to interrupt someone's talk? Besides, my old man is old, and I can't remember it when you interrupt me like this, what should I do?"
The dustless Taoist leader pounded his chest with both hands, looking very painful, as if something was stuck in his chest, and he didn't have time to release it, he continued: "If I forget something and can't say it, it will press on my chest like a stone, and I will die of depression!"
Xiong Wei shrugged his eyebrows, scratched the back of his head helplessly, and exhaled deeply, my God, I always thought that Ying'er's reasons were strange, now there are really people outside the mountain!
"You say I'm a dignified ......" he said and paused again, not knowing what words to use to describe himself nAd2 (
"Wudang what?" Xiong Wei continued to probe again.
The dustless Taoist chief glared at Xiong Wei, and Xiong Wei was even more puzzled, could it be that he had provoked him, he continued: "Wudang hero?"
When the Wuchen Dao Chief heard this, the word was good, he glanced at Xiong Wei again, and continued: "Yes, I am a dignified martial arts hero, and I am also one of the best figures in the rivers and lakes, and I was choked to death by a sentence like this, how can I be embarrassed? ”
The dustless Taoist chief cried as he spoke, of course, it was just dry thunder and no rain.
Xiong Wei is a big man, if a woman like a fairy cries in front of him, he still knows how to coax a few words, such an old naughty boy is crying in front of him, Xiong Wei has no way to take him.
Suddenly, he had an idea and said, "Uncle Tai, you only said it half a time just now, and which are the six times in the next six, it's not good for you to forget it for a while!"
Hearing Xiong Wei say this, the dustless Taoist leader closed the collar he had just opened with both hands, and the expression on his face immediately became serious, and he turned his head and glanced at Xiong Wei again, raised his head high, and "hummed".
His "hum" made Xiong Wei even more unsure of what to say, for fear that if he said something to make Wuchen Daoist unhappy, this matter would be endless, maybe he would not treat himself again, or change to some unexpected trick to torture himself, and he would not know what to do.
"You kid listen to me, lie there obediently, you can say if I let you speak, if I don't let you speak, you just close your mouth well, I'd better find a needle to sew him up!" said the dustless Taoist glaring at Xiong Wei.
Xiong Wei wanted to respond, but the words came to his lips and held back. Xiong Wei was originally curious and quick-thinking, but now he can't speak, and every time he wants to speak, he has to hold back his words stiffly.
He just wanted to say: It's so uncomfortable nAd3 (just opened his mouth, and suddenly thought that he couldn't speak.
Xiong Wei's mouth opened, but he didn't speak, and his heart suddenly felt panicked, and he exhaled a long breath with his mouth.
The Dustless Dao Master also stared at him and said, "Are you going to speak, you speak quickly, speak quickly." ”
Xiong Wei shook his head helplessly, this old man really looks like a child the faster he is. I don't know what tricks will come up in the future.
Seeing that Xiong Wei really didn't speak, the Wuchen Dao Chief cleared his throat and continued: "You were hit by the cold ice palm of the Extreme North Cold Palace once, and when you were in the Dark River, you were kicked to the point that your muscles and veins were completely broken once, and you were tortured in the palace again. ”
As he spoke, the dustless Taoist moved his fingers, counted carefully, and said, "It was another time in Weishan Lake, although you were not seriously injured this time, but because of the accumulation of previous injuries, it can be regarded as a serious injury." In Liaodong, you fell off a cliff, and the luck of the lucky ones, of course, is also counted once. Being seriously injured by Tian Ergeng is counted once, but strictly speaking, it should be counted twice! So it adds up to six times. ”
Xiong Wei smiled and thought to himself: this old man's logic is really interesting.
The head of Wuchen Dao said proudly, looked at Xiong Wei with stunned eyes and said, "Why don't you kid speak!"
Xiong Wei cleared his throat and said, "It's not your old man who said it, let me keep my mouth shut, how dare I speak without your orders!"
Xiong Wei was quick to talk for a while, and he regretted it in his heart as soon as he said this, what if this offended Uncle Taishi again.
"Hahaha!" Wuchen Dao grew up laughing, "You kid is a little interesting, more interesting than me and Ouyang Menghu back then." I've let you speak now, and you can speak. ”
"Uncle Taishi, why is Jiudao Villa counted half a time?" Xiong Wei held back for a long time, and finally he asked the question he wanted to ask, and suddenly felt enlightened in his heart.
"Hey, I praised you for being smart just now, and you're so stupid now. Jiudao Villa, you will suffer from some flesh and skin. It's not a big deal, no matter how serious the flesh wound is, it will heal in time!"
Xiong Wei nodded and said, "That's the same!"
The Dustless Dao Chief patted Xiong Wei's head again.
Xiong Wei wondered again and said, "Uncle Taishi, why are you slapping my head again." ”
"I can shoot if I want, so many whys!" said the dustless Taoist and patted Xiong Wei's head again.
Xiong Wei shook his head helplessly, thinking: Forget it, don't mess with this bad old man. He continued to ask: "What Uncle Taishi means by that, is it a major injury if there is an internal injury?"
"Internal injuries can only be regarded as slander!" replied the Dustless Dao Chief, who didn't think about it.
"Slander?" Xiong Wei looked at the dustless Taoist in surprise, he had only heard of major injuries and minor injuries, external injuries and internal injuries, how could there be a slander injury. "Uncle Taishi, what is a big injury. ”
"Small injuries hurt the flesh and skin, and medium injuries hurt the internal organs. As long as these injuries are skillfully treated, they will eventually be healed after a period of cultivation. When you meet someone who is not skilled in medicine, or if you have limited time, the big deal is to die, and how good it is to turn into dust and wind to come and go freely. As he spoke, he fiddled with his two long sleeves, walked around the room, and then waved his palm slightly, making the stools and chairs in the room sway.
"Then what is a serious injury?" Xiong asked curiously.
"Traumatic, heartbreaking, heart-wrenching, heart-wrenching, liver and intestines broken. "The Dustless Dao Chief pretended to be very painful.
As he spoke, he compared his hand to a heart-shaped shape, and then continued: "Hurting people is invisible, no tricks, no style, no poison and no taste, you don't even know when you get hurt, and sometimes you can't tell what it feels like to be injured, you can't describe it." Anyway, it's better to live than to die!"
Xiong Wei looked at the way the Dustless Daoist spoke, feeling as if he had fallen into pain, and he continued to listen to the Dustless Daoist.
"I don't know what's going on, it causes lifelong regrets, and even sometimes, the whole person's heart has changed, which makes people feel very terrible ☆ The painful thing is that if you don't get cured, even if you die, you won't be blind, and when you get to Meng Po, you still hope that Meng Po won't give you a drink of Meng Po soup. Let you be ...... in the next life."
"Ahh And you don't know what kind of injury it is. ”
Xiong Wei lowered his eyebrows, looked at him like that, felt both cute and funny, and said: "Uncle Shi, what you said is a sentimental injury!