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The faces of the people at the table suddenly changed, and the fat man had a gloomy face, and shook his hand and smashed a teapot over.

Lu Dongbin dodged and dodged, crying and laughing.

I didn't expect to be really seen clearly, this boy really has the potential to cultivate immortals.

"Don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong, it's just... ”

"Misunderstanding you big-headed ghost, such a big person still bullying children?" The fat man said coldly: "I can't control you bullying other children, if you dare to bully my junior, I will let you bloom all over your face." ”

After saying that, he slammed the table and shouted, "Brothers, help me take down this madman and send him to the government." ”

Everyone echoed in unison, grabbing what they had at hand and about to pounce.

Lu Dongbin couldn't explain, and he didn't want to entangle with them, so he had to dodge and grab the fat man and jump from the window.

"Father!" cried the boy hurriedly.

Everyone hurriedly rushed to the window, but they were already a step too slow, and they could only watch a scholar in white fluttering, grabbing a fat man floating in the air like a fairy ghost, gradually moving away, and then disappearing.

Everyone looked at each other and shivered.

What the hell, in broad daylight!

The boy raised his mouth and cried.

The drinkers next to them stayed straight away, because they didn't know what was going on.

A few juniors pounced on them like wolves, grabbed a few people, and said viciously: "Do you want to make trouble? or do you want to eat the overlord meal?" Tell you no way, we are the business of the single big shopkeeper of the Forbidden Law Hall, so you can't be presumptuous." ”

Several people hurriedly waved their hands: "No, no, someone arrested our friend... ”

"What kind of person? That fat man jumped out of the window by himself just now, and we have so many pairs of eyes watching, do you still want to make money?"

"No, no, it really was... ”

"You are a big-headed ghost, I think you are just underbeaten, do you know the ruffians in the west of the city or the hooligans in the south of the city? I haven't seen it! Is it a newcomer? Tell you, Yangzhou City is a place with rules, I want to eat the overlord meal, let you sit through the prison do you believe it or not?"

The group didn't know what to say, and they looked at each other and shook their heads. Since Xiao Er doesn't know each other, don't ask for trouble to expose your identity, is it fun to be in a hurry to embarrass the family?

So they all bowed their heads and kept silent.

A few Xiao Er looked around, saw that everyone was watching, and hurriedly turned around to accompany Xiao Xiao, several people worked together, cleaned up the mess with their hands and feet, and pressed a few people to go down.

After a while, Xiao Er walked up with difficulty holding a big wine jar, and shouted as he walked: "Open the altar and get drunk, and serve it with ten miles of incense." Guest officer, ten miles of incense and ten catties were sent to you, huh, where are the people?"

Xiao Er looked left and right, but there was no one, and he couldn't help but shake his head: "There are so many rich people these days, throw a piece of gold and play with me! Hey, this jar of wine Lao Tzu smiled! ”

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"Which side?" Lu Dongbin asked with a cold face.

"It's not far ahead!" the fat man laughed, and he didn't regret it in his heart.

What do you say I was impulsive just now, people obviously said that they were just looking for the Immortal Cultivation Academy, just tell them honestly, they have to find a fight.

The fat man reached out and touched his right eye, and the pain was like an electric shock.

I felt that the neckline suddenly tightened, and the whole person flew up again. Hurriedly shouted: "Master, master, slow down, I'm timid!"

Lu Dongbin sneered: "You are not small, you dare to trouble me." ”

The fat man hurriedly said: "That's not a little fool for a while! I drank and drunk, and I wanted to be the boss of everyone and show off my prestige." I'm going to change it from today onwards, and I won't drink a drop of alcohol in the future. Master, do you think so?"

Lu Dongbin couldn't cry or laugh, this fat man's personality can't slip away, he can't catch it at all, you can roll as much as you rub people, and you don't know where to throw it for a long time.

To deal with such a person, as a true immortal, he really has no good way.

"Gotta fuck off!"

The fat man landed on his feet, running away like a fat little mouse, and shouted loudly: "Thank you for letting me live, and please leave a million children!"

Lu Dongbin was speechless.

Shouldn't this be said to your face? You run so fast, can you still hear me now?

Shook his head, too lazy to pay attention.

The fat man didn't get an answer, but the good thing was to be more energetic, and he saw a wisp of light smoke rise, and the fat figure had disappeared in front of him.

Xiuxian Academy, a huge courtyard was renovated, and a huge monument three zhang high and one zhang wide was erected at the door, which was engraved with these four big characters.

The gatehouse is wide and large, with red lacquered hardwood, and it is majestic. The left and right sides fight big character couplets, "All the wonderful doors are the master of the mystery, and the sweep of the demons is the truth of the martial arts." ”

Lu Dongbin pondered for a moment and couldn't help but nodded.

If you can write this couplet, you should have a real ability.

The gate was unguarded, and General Copper guarded the door.

However, a mere door could not stop Lu Dongbin, he only toe lightly, and his body suddenly looked like a leaf, gently blown up by the wind, swaying over the high wall and falling lightly, without a sound.

The scenery changes, and the eyes suddenly open up.

In front of the imaginary pavilions, rockeries and strange rocks did not appear, and in front of them was a flat grass, and on the grass half a foot high, more than a dozen children of the same size were chasing a ball.

The two teams wore suits of different skin colors, and they came and went, fighting endlessly, and occasionally a flying fairy from the sky, and the ball shot into the gate, which would attract cheers from the audience.

Lu Dongbin watched it with relish for a while, Keju became like this, he really didn't expect it.

The stealth trick was displayed, and he stood by generously, but he obviously noticed that many people saw him, and even the children playing football on the field occasionally threw a few curious glances.

Lu Dongbin thought that someone would come to interrogate him soon, but he didn't know that no one paid attention to him after waiting for a long time, even if two people walked past him, they just glanced at him strangely.

This made Lu Dongbin very interesting, and the idea of wanting to find a full score in the Immortal Cultivation Academy couldn't help but fade a little.

The law should not be passed on lightly, this is Lao Tzu's preaching thought, but it is not his Lu Dongbin's.

With his eyesight, he just watched from the side for a while, and he already understood that this was indeed a place for cultivating immortals.

The children playing in the field were all good seedlings, and there were faint fluctuations of mana in their bodies, but what made him strange was that these fluctuations were not the same frequency.

It turned out that Buddhism, Taoism, Confucianism and even other side doors and left ways all existed, so he was a little puzzled.

After standing for a while, there was still no one to talk to, so Lu Dongbin decided to take the initiative and arrest another person to ask.

It happened that a boy committed a foul and was whistled by the referee on the sidelines.

He walked over with his head down and sat down on the grass.

Lu Dongbin quietly leaned over, turned over an extra golden cake in his hand, raised his hand and threw it in front of the boy.

The boy raised his head, and Lu Dongbin smiled slightly, "I have some things to understand, help me figure it out, this golden cake is yours." ”

The boy looked at him with strange eyes, shook his head, threw the golden cake back and said, "Keep this thing for yourself, if you have anything to ask, you can tell you what I know." ”

"You don't want money?" Lu Dongbin was very surprised.

The boy pouted: "You are an outsider, are you a monster or a monk?"

Lu Dongbin was stunned, "Monster?"

He just repeated, but the boy thought he was answering, nodded and said, "It turns out that you are a monster, no wonder you don't know anything! This is the Academy of Cultivating Immortals, but a place where all kinds of immortal methods are taught, so that we can absorb the vitality of heaven and earth for our own use." ”

"The art of cultivating immortals is ethereal. Why is there such a thing in this Immortal Cultivation Academy?"

"Those monks and Taoist priests have it in their hands!" The boy said: "Our teacher said that monks and Taoist priests do not produce, and for thousands of years, they have relied on the cultivation of immortals to oppress the people of the world, and they are the pests of society. But there is no end to the pests, and he is endless. If you want to get rid of the pest, you have to strangle him to death at the source. ”

Lu Dongbin's face was a little bad. "The so-called source is the immortal cultivation method?"

"That's right! Since ancient times, chivalry has violated the ban with martial arts, and Confucianism has been used to disrupt the law. Monks and Taoists do not respect the three outlines and five constants, violate filial piety, and are not loyal to the country. occupy acres of land and oppress tenants, but do not pay taxes. It is not profitable for the kingdom, nor for the people. ”

"Is this what your husband said?" Lu Dongbin's voice changed.

This is to destroy the root of the Buddha's path, what kind of hatred is this, and why has it become so?

"It's not a sir, it's a teacher. The boy turned his head, looked at the court and said, "The teacher is a master of the Forbidden Law Hall and a pillar of the country, and what he said is absolutely right." ”

"Can you take me to meet your teacher?"

"Do you still want to see the teacher?" the boy said in surprise: "You have illegally broken into the Immortal Cultivation Academy, which has already constituted a felony. When I saw you standing here honestly, I thought you knew the rules, but you really didn't know anything. ”

The boy scratched his head and muttered in a low voice: "It turns out that there is really a monster who has been masked and cultivated in the mountains for 51,000 years, and after turning into a human form, he is stunned and arrogant." I thought the teacher was joking, but I didn't expect it to be so stupid. ”

Lu Dongbin almost spit out a mouthful of blood, a monster, stupid? He, Lu Dongbin, the reincarnation of the Emperor of East China, has become an immortal after seven tribulations and nine tribulations, and now he is called a stupid monster by a boy?

This is more exaggerated than scolding the really rich and handsome.

Lu Dongbin's chest was so angry that his chest rose and fell, but he didn't know what to say, after all, this boy was also unintentional.

He felt that he had a large number of adults, but the boy didn't see it that way, he only felt that this monster was so pitiful, just like a little country nanny who entered the city for the first time and was dizzy and deceived.

"You don't have to worry, the punishment of the academy is not very serious, as long as you don't kill people, cannibalism and other evil deeds, you can volunteer in the academy for five years at most. ”

"You just said the rules. What rules?"

"Oh. It's an illegal trespass, as long as you stand still and don't move, you won't be attacked. When a teacher sees you, he will naturally come and take you away. ”

Lu Dongbin was angry: "What kind of bullshit rule is this? Since it is already an illegal trespass, how can I obediently stay put?"

The boy tilted his head and thought for a moment, "Is that so?" but I have seen several youkai before who are honest. Oh. By the way, you came out of the mountains, and it's understandable that you don't understand the rules of the world. ”

I don't understand the rules of the world?

The first time someone pointed at his nose and scolded him like this, and he couldn't reply to his mouth, Lu Dongbin was about to smoke.

Just then, there was a cheer on the grass and the referee blew the final whistle.

A group of children rushed out, and someone shouted the boy's name from afar, telling him to go back.

The boy jumped up for joy, and as he ran back, he said, "Don't move around, for if you run around, you will be caught." It's not as simple as five years of volunteering. ”

Lu Dongbin hated it so much, and he still volunteered for five years? I will dismantle this bullshit Immortal Cultivation Academy today.

At this time, a strangely dressed man walked over, looked Lu Dongbin up and down, raised his chin and said, "New here, you know the rules, okay, come with me!"

Lu Dongbin rolled his eyes. "You're a teacher?"

"Sort of!" the man raised an eyebrow and said, "I'm the vice president." ”

"You're the vice president?"

"What, it scared you?"

Lu Dongbin laughed and said, "It's you who is looking for it, come with me obediently!"

As he spoke, Lu Dongbin stretched out his arm and grabbed the man's neck.

"Yo, I really met a resistant. The man laughed instead, shook his wrist and punched back.

The attacks collided, making a muffled sound, and a strong energy **** in all directions.

Lu Dongbin's wind was light, but the man's face changed, and he scolded in a low voice: "How did that Heavenly Phoenix do it? It was even better to miss such a strong one? But it's okay, I haven't fought for a long time, and my body bones are rusty." Today, I should be lucky with Mao Shanying, I can relax and loosen my muscles and bones. ”

"Maoshan Ying?" Lu Dongbin looked up and down, and said, "You are from the Maoshan faction?"

Mao Shanying snorted coldly: "Your father's hall! If you fight, you fight, where is there so much nonsense?"

Before he could finish speaking, he slammed his feet, and the whole person shot straight through like an arrow.

Lu Dongbin didn't dodge or dodge, and with a punch, Mao Shanying felt like hitting an iron plate, and instantly went from extremely dynamic to extremely quiet.

"Hey, yes, yes, there are two hits!"

The huge force impacted, and Lu Dongbin's feet did not move at all, which surprised Mao Shanying very much.

Quickly changed his moves, surrounded Lu Dongbin with a fast fight, and Mao Shanying's whole person became an afterimage.

He has been cultivating for decades, and under the unlimited supply of various resources, he has already reached the point of perfection in the Dao reversal technique.

The art of corpse refining is even more broken into a butterfly, from refining corpses to even itself.

Refining his own ** with the improved corpse refining technique to the level of the Flying Yaksha, whether it is strength, speed, or reaction nerves, it has broken through the human limit by dozens of times.

To put it simply, today's Mao Shanying is a living ancient tyrannosaurus.

It's been a long time since anyone has been able to catch his punch, usually fighting with the old ghost, always depressed, when has he encountered this kind of vigorous confrontation, he only feels the cheers of his whole body.

The joy in my heart is about to flow out. (To be continued.) )