From a cluster of shrubs exactly one kilometer away from the thatched house, Dong Chao and Xue Ba were huddled together very imagelessly, covered in mud and embarrassed, with their big mouths snoring one by one.

On the ground where the two of them were one step away, dense messy footprints were squeezed on one side like knives and axes, and on the same muddy ground, the other side was smooth without any traces.

The path winds and turns, and a middle-aged man carrying two and a half children and pushing a wheelbarrow slowly approaches.

"I'll tell you, now it's the boundary of Baihugang, within the thirty-mile boundary, control the stinky mouths of the two of you, and say everything else, do you hear it?" the middle-aged man instructed, his expression serious.

One of the boys nodded and said, "Uncle Leper, don't worry, I know!"

"What about you?!?"

Erdan asked in a sneering manner: "Uncle Leper, what can't you say?"

"You!" Uncle Leper sighed, "Do you have a brain in your head, I've told you eight hundred times, and I haven't remembered one of them." Forget it, you remember for me, in the Baihugang realm, shut your mouth for me, you will be dumb from now on!

"I'm mute and can't speak!"

"Hey, bastard, dare you whip me a ladder. Uncle Leper gasped for breath. "You, if I can have half the cleverness of Xiaodou, I can definitely live for two more years!"

Xiaodou smiled and didn't speak. Obviously, I'm used to seeing the two bickering.

And Erdan obviously really regarded himself as a mute, his mouth was closed tightly, and he began to gesture with his hands and feet.

No one talked to him, but Uncle Leper couldn't hide his words, and couldn't help but take out the hearsay things and show them off, and said: "This Baihugang, originally called the mass grave, because of the terrain, every time there is a catastrophe, here is the default place for all villages and towns in the radius of dozens of villages and towns, and the accumulation of years and years has been accumulated, and the bones of this Baihugang are more than millions." Yin Qi ......"

Xiaodou interrupted him with a grin and answered:

"The weight of yin qi has reached the point where heaven and earth cannot tolerate it, so every time it rains, there must be thunder, in order to suppress the yin qi in this place. Some bigwigs were worried, and they spent a lot of money to invite the archmage to build a water and land dojo for nine hundred and eighty-one days, and solemnly invited the White Tiger Star Monarch from the West to sit in the town, and renamed this place Baihugang. Uncle Leper, you have been saying these words over and over again since you came out of the village, and I am about to memorize them!"

"Don't laugh!" Uncle Leper glared at him, and then instructed: "We are going to Zhangjia Village to be a fake master this time, reciting scriptures and guarding spirits for others, and we are already stained with yin qi." It's no longer known to be passing by here in Baihugang, if you laugh at those unclean things, be careful and go home with you directly!"

"Yes, yes, yes! Xiaodou knows, Uncle Leper, you are kind, Xiaodou will definitely ask my daughter-in-law to cut meat and drink wine when she goes back, and invite Uncle Leper to receive a rare experience. ”

Hearing that there was wine, Uncle Leper's eyebrows and eyes immediately softened, and he scolded with a smile: "You are a clever ghost!

Erdan gestured with his hands, Uncle Leper was about to stare again when he saw this, Xiaodou hurriedly pulled Erdan and said with a smile: "Yes! He is now mute, and he can't even pee, I'll go with him and teach him how to pee!"

With that, the two of them jostled and ran to the bushes on the side of the road.

The two of them stood side by side, Xiaodou took out a bamboo tube and handed it to Erdan, and he also loosened his trouser belt and happily released water into the bushes.

It should also be Dong Chao and Xue Ba who are unlucky, these two people are now sleeping so much that they don't know who they are, and their big mouths are open and closed. A bright yellow column of water just came in through the gap, and poured the two of them upright.

Life experience tells people that the easiest and most effective way to treat unconscious is to pour cold water on the face. As long as it's not vegetative, nine times out of ten it works.

At this time, the 37.5 degree warm water has a better effect, and it instantly dispels the sleepiness of the two of them.

"Ahem, cough, cough, who is it? Didn't you see Lao Tzu sleeping? Dare to splash water on my face, live impatiently?" Xue Ba was the first to speak in a daze, and drank directly without even asking about the situation.

Although Dong Ping didn't squeak over there, his face was also gloomy.

Yesterday, the bodies of the two were connected and out of force, and it was okay to be active all the time. The soreness on my body when I slept this night is indescribable.

The two of them felt as if they had been trampled by a herd of elephants, and every part of their bodies was as if it were not their own. If you want to move your hands and feet, the reaction is half a beat slower, and if you want to stand up and get angry, you don't have to think about it.

What's worse is that the body is overdrawn like this, and it doesn't run out.

Xiaodou is really clever, he knew it was bad when he first heard what was being said inside, so he lifted his pants without saying a word, and ran back with Erdan. Poor two eggs are pouring the boy's urine in front of the bamboo tube, it doesn't matter if this run, it's all sprinkled on the pants.

He still remembered that he was now mute, being dragged behind, squeaking vigorously.

Uncle Leper had just found a stone to sit down, and when he found out that the cigarette pouch rod had not yet lit the fire, he saw the two boys running back without even mentioning their pants, and said in surprise: "You two little cubs, you are in a hurry and don't even mention your pants, why is your butt on fire?"

Xiaodou threw the second egg next to Uncle Leper, quickly tightened his pants, and said nervously: "Oh bad Uncle Leper, I peed just now and seemed to have poured it on someone." ”

Uncle Leper was stunned for a moment, and then scolded with a smile: "You kid is really a bit of a back! Then hurry up and apologize to others, and say a few soft words, why are you running back in such a hurry? Look at the two eggs, your pants are all wet. Take the bamboo tube in your hand and let me see, okay, you're really accurate, there's nothing in it!"

Xiaodou was a little anxious and said, "No, I think the people who are talking inside are not good people, they are hard-hearted, you say...... What if it's a mountain bandit and a road tyrant? Uncle Leper, think about it, you have a lot of knowledge in traveling from south to north on weekdays, so tell me who usually hides in the bushes? Do there be serious and good people who have nothing to hide and play in? In this kind of place where there is no village in front of the village and no shop in the back?"

Now in these years, it is not too much to say that "Zhumen wine and meat stink, and there are frozen bones on the road", the government is harsh and fierce than the tiger, and the world is full of goblins, mountain bandits, road tyrants, and horse bandits. If the poor are so hungry that they have no food to eat, they can gather a dozen people and have three or five knives to rob them.