Chapter 799: First Kiss, Second Kiss, Third Kiss
Accidentally for a while, he had such a ridiculous night with Lin Yuting, Chen Pan was worried that Yang Mei would know about it, and he would be stronger than the Mandarin Duck Spectrum, so he immediately pulled Song Zhe and prepared to leave Just when he arrived at the gate wood, he saw a strange fluctuation in the space pattern around him, and immediately shouted in his heart that it was not good, and there was only one person in the entire Baicao Garden who could make this change in the space pattern
Sure enough, in an instant, Chen Pan felt that the world was spinning in front of him, and when he returned to normal, he had already arrived at the lotus pond in front of the purple mist herb field, and there was a stout strange old man standing in front of him, who was not Yang Mei Great Sage
"Chen Pan, in such a hurry, what do you want to do?" Yang Mei asked with a smile Looking at this appearance without a trace of murderous aura, Chen Pan felt a chill in his heart, and he was known by this old man
Chen Pan calmed down and pretended to be fine: "I suddenly remembered that there was something important, and there was nothing to do with me here, so I wanted to take the first step."
"Oh, I see, why don't you say hello," Yang Mei asked
Chen Pan hurriedly replied: "In a hurry, it's too late"
"Isn't it too late? I wonder if I will delay your time if I send you over like this?"
Chen Pan hurriedly said: "It's okay, it's okay, the seniors have something, even if they are told."
"Since there is no delay, then good, I have a very interesting thing today, I want you to come and have a look, by the way, give me some advice, no problem" Yang Mei Dasheng said again
Chen Pan shook his head: "No problem, of course no problem, it's just that the younger generation is only a shallow learner, I'm afraid I can't give any good advice" but he was muttering in his heart, isn't it because of Lin Yuting's matter?
Yang Mei Great Sage smiled and nodded, and then used his dry claws to draw some traces of spatial dao patterns in the air, and after a while, a scene appeared in the air
Chen Pan immediately panicked when he saw it, he had seen this trick a few times, it was the mirror of time, which could reproduce some of the things that had happened here, and he and Lin Yuting were sleeping here last night, and they guessed in their hearts that they were going to reproduce yesterday's events
Sure enough, after a while, the scene became very clear that everything was true about himself and Lin Yuting last night, chatting, and then Lin Yuting took off her shoes and went to dance, Chen Pan couldn't help but start drinking a glass of wine, his face was red, his eyes were hazy, and after a while, he actually stood up and danced with him by the lotus pond, making him stunned
The dance was extremely ugly, like a toad twisting Yangge, Chen Pan secretly screamed in his heart, he won't drink anymore if he is killed, is this still a human thing?
On the other hand, Lin Yuting, people are more delicate than flowers, and the beauty of the fairy in the painting is incomprehensible with the flow of the dance steps, and the pond water gushes out, pouring into the air, such as a cold wave, like snowflakes falling, the picture is beautiful, but because of the toad dancing with one hand by the lotus pond for a while, this beauty has become a little miserable
Lin Yuting danced and returned to the shore, picked up the wine glass and took another sip, and then laughed at the moon, there was an indescribable bitterness in the laughter, which made Yang Mei Dasheng, who was looking at the scene, sigh Although Lin Yuting didn't say many things to him, he could still feel the bitterness in his granddaughter's heart
"Chen Pan, I'm going back to Junguang Building, what do you think?" Lin Yuting suddenly asked, looking at this look not very drunk
Chen Pan in the scene had already become a walking corpse, and said drunkly: "Oh, good"
"But with my identity, I will definitely be forced to participate in the Balcony Cleaning Festival," Lin Yuting said again
Chen Pan stammered, "That...... So what?"
"I don't want to participate, it seems to be voluntary, but in fact I am forced, even if the other party is talented and has a good character, it is not the person I chose myself, I don't want this so-called destination Moreover, the concentric lock can only be used once in a lifetime, I have already used it for you, and I will not need the concentric lock at that time, sooner or later, the matter will be revealed, and the trouble will be big" Lin Yuting continued
Chen Pan was gulping the air, as if it was delicious, and said inarticulately: "That...... So what to do?"
Lin Yuting immediately said: "Then you do me a favor, and when the time comes, you can help me beat back other competitors, so that no one will show up for you and be good for me."
"I didn't ...... No problem, kill those guys, I'...... I'll take care of them" Chen Pan gasped, patted his chest, and responded in one bite, quite heroic
"Okay, it's a word," Lin Yuting said loudly
In a word...... In a word...... "Chen Pan's brain is about to short-circuit
"A word is a certainty," Lin Yuting said again
"Okay, that's the decision" Chen Pan repeated, and he couldn't stand still
After getting Chen Pan's promise, Lin Yuting seemed to let go of a stone in her heart, and began to drink glass after glass, and finally directly took the gourd and poured it into her mouth There is no doubt that this gourd should also be made for her by Yang Mei Dasheng, and the wine in it seems to be infinite, and it is inexhaustible
After a long time, Lin Yuting finally got drunk and became the same as Chen Pan, the two of them talked all kinds of nonsense, answering the wrong questions, either laughing or giggling
Saying some nonsense, the two drunks seemed to have found a common topic, and they hugged each other, and finally, the picture that made Chen Pan almost scared to pee appeared, and the two actually began to kiss
It's not a kiss between lovers, it's purely like two children finding a fun game, kissing and separating, kissing again, and separating again, like a chicken pecking rice, there is no half point ** in it at all
My first kiss, my second kiss, my third kiss...... It's gone, Chen Pan doesn't know what to think at this moment, what's worse is that these scenes are all in the eyes of the Yang Mei Great Sage beside him
The two kissed each other, and finally the alcohol was on their heads, unable to support it, hugged each other, and fell asleep on the ground
As soon as the picture was closed, it disappeared out of thin air, and Yang Mei Dasheng looked at Chen Pan with a smile: "What do you say I should do now?"
What should I do? Chen Pan smiled dryly and said: "The matter of the two drunks is unconscious, why should the seniors take it seriously?"
Yang Mei Dasheng didn't speak, just looked at Chen Pan with a smile
Chen Pan was a little flustered, and said again: "I didn't expect this kind of thing to happen, but it is really impossible for me and Lin Yuting, even if you force me, she will not be willing."
Yang Mei Dasheng still just laughed and didn't spit out a word
Chen Pan gritted his teeth and said loudly: "Although the matter has already happened, it is obvious that this is not my reason, she was not drunk at all before, you can only blame her"
"Hehe" Yang Mei Dasheng finally spoke: "Don't get excited, I didn't say that I wanted you to become a Taoist couple, I actually just wanted to tell you, promise her something, don't forget"
"Ah" Chen Pan then remembered that in the mirror of time just now, he agreed to Lin Yuting's request to be continued)