30 Three stooges, one weasel

Sunlight sprinkles.

I was lying in the grass, a hot and humid bush that made my body itch incessantly.

Towering weeds obscured me, making it difficult for others to notice my presence. The whole body was covered with thick yellow mud, and after two hours in the sun, the wet mud turned into a dry mud with many cracks.

My breathing slowed, my eyes fixed on a hole in the ground ten meters in front of me, and my body remained motionless. Even a bug came into the body, and it was very itchy, and I didn't scratch it. I got used to it, and because time didn't allow me to do this, I was blocked at the fourth level for seven days.

For seven days, the three of us didn't even touch Huang You. His swift speed, dexterous skill, fast punching, and powerful stinky farts all made the three of us helpless against him.

Why didn't you think he was so hung before......

Although we have improved our speed and dexterity a lot in the past seven days because of chasing Huang You, it is nothing compared to him, and there is no chance to catch up with him at all.

If this continues, it will not be possible to clear the twelve levels before the martial arts tournament begins.

Besides, there should be another special training waiting for us, right?

Sweat, dripping.

Nervousness and stress have pushed me to this point. The whole person looks sloppy, but he can't give up yet!

"Squeak. ”

The croaking of rats and the emergence of a small fluffy head from the burrow in the ground. After waiting so long, this guy finally reappeared.

A weasel poked its head out of its burrow and looked left and right. Seeing that there seemed to be no danger outside, it came out of the hole, stretched its limbs out, and unintentionally walked straight towards me.

Very well, wait, wait, and wait, and definitely not be in a hurry now......

The weasel sniffed his nose suddenly, there was no problem, and continued to walk on.

Of course, I can't smell it, but I have been rolling around on the yellow mud water, and now my whole body is covered with a layer of yellow mud! For the great cause of the revolution, I also fought hard!

"Squeak. ”

Getting closer, closer and closer, the weasel slowly walked in front of me to the left......

"Now is it!"

At a distance of less than two meters, in an instant, I slapped it with all my might. He didn't use any moves, he just used his true qi to form a palm wind, and this surprise attack even the weasel couldn't dodge and blew it away.

"Squeak—"

The weasel struggled in the air, and before it landed, Wang Shien had already jumped out of the grass in the direction where the weasel was blown away. At the same time, he is covered in yellow mud, and he can't find his handsome appearance in the past, and he looks like a clay figure.

"Suffer death!"

Wang Shien raised his hand towards the weasel with a hideous face, and a whirlwind wave had formed quickly in his hand, slamming at the weasel, without any idea of caring for small animals.

"Squeak—"

However, the weasel is not so easy to bully, and the moment before it was hit by the whirlwind, a puff of black smoke erupted from its ass and pounced on Wang Shien.

The weasel was sent flying into the sky by the whirlwind, and at the same time, Wang Shien was forced to jump away by the stinky fart, breathing heavily, and tears flowed down his eyes.

Wang Shien: "Damn, even if you don't have to smell it with your nose, this guy's fart is still so spicy!"

The weasel was blown into the air by the whirlwind wave for more than twenty meters at once, struggling and screaming desperately.

I, Wang Shien, and Liu Qidong, who jumped out, all raised their hands towards it, and the real qi bullets kept shooting at it in the hands of the three of us.

"Squeak!"

Under the shot of countless true qi bullets, this weasel actually used the elastic force of demon qi in mid-air, flashing left and right, and only a few true qi bullets grazed a little weasel.

Seeing that it is falling, today's efforts will be in vain.

I shouted, "Fight!

The three of us stopped the real qi bullet, formed a thunderbolt ball in our palms, and jumped up at the same time, and the thunderbolt ball in our hands was aimed at the weasel along with the whole person.

"Squeak—"

For a brief moment, the weasel looked terrified, if he knew what we were going to do. Desperately trying to find a place to dodge, but this mid-air can't fly, and there is nowhere to hide.

"Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee......"

"Hey, hey, hey, hey......"

"Hahahaha......"

Three balls of thunder burst open in the terrible smiles of the three of us.

Boom – a loud thunderclap, a blinding flash.

I only felt that my whole body was in great pain from being electrified, and I was full of numbness, and I let out a "passionate" scream with Liu Qidong, Wang Shien, and weasels.

"Ahhhh

"Squeak squeak!"

After the thunder, the three of us fell to the ground together, lying down, spitting white smoke and bursting our hairstyles.

As the saying goes: love to fight to win. But we also fought hard, and we almost lost consciousness by electricity, if we were normal, I am afraid that our hearts have been stopped by electricity. Ah, if we hadn't been cornered by the failure of these seven days, we wouldn't have taken this path.

"Squeak—"

The weasel lying in the middle turned into a human form, and I glanced over, his yellow explosive head, coupled with his blackened face, was simply a fighter in the non-mainstream, and could be enshrined as the Emperor of the Killing Matt Nation.

Huang You lay on the ground weakly, puffing out a puff of white smoke, and it seemed that he still couldn't react from the exciting thunder.

"You ...... It's really deadly. ”

I also replied tiredly, "Nonsense, it's been seven days since I stopped here." If you don't spend some money, I'm afraid I won't be able to get you next year. Xiao Dong, Xiao Wang, get up and beat him now!"

Wang Shien and I got up slowly, and the softness of my body made it difficult for me to climb.

glanced up and found that Liu Qidong was lying on the ground unresponsive. Fortunately, looking at the way his chest rises and falls, it hasn't hung yet.

"Look at the fist, you bastard youkai!"

Wang Shien held a fist with a faint true qi and punched Huang You a few times, but Huang You covered it with his hand, and Wang Shien's strength was not enough to cause damage.

Huang You argued weakly: "If you discriminate against me, you are discriminating against my boss!"

"Why haven't you been looking at me like this for the past few days?"

I took out a kitchen knife from my belt and threatened Huang You's belly and said, "Surrender, or I'll cut my belly!"

"Boss, are you going to threaten me with suicide?"

"It's cut for you!"

Huang You was already frightened when he saw me take out the kitchen knife, and he almost urinated when I yelled at me.

"I surrender!"

I fell limply to the ground and threw my kitchen knife away. The battle, which lasted for seven days, was finally broken today~ I was a little happy in my heart, but there will still be some disappointment. The reason is that I didn't raise my speed and dexterity to the status of Huang You, and even if I improved, I was not satisfied, to put it bluntly, the confrontation with Huang You was a training, and I didn't achieve the goal of training.

Forget it, if you want to catch up with Huang You's dexterity, you won't be able to do it in a few days, now it's the next level.

After a good rest, Liu Qidong woke up after being slapped a few times by me, and his swollen face thought he was electrified.

We told Huang You to come out with the loot, and this guy said that he wanted to rest for a while, and we kicked him back into the hole. After seven days here, we were in a hurry to get to the next marker! and, now, the three of us were covered in mud, and we were eager to rush to the river to take a bath.

Huang You burrowed into the hole for a while before he came out with a bag of things.

The three of us got up excitedly and walked to the entrance of the cave to ask Huang You for a bag. As a result, this guy jumped a few meters away, which made us stunned for a while.

Huang You scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Zhao Xianren said, you must let the boss really catch up with me." If it weren't for that, I would have let the water go and let you take the bag, Boss. ”

The three of us were stunned for a moment, and then we became furious.

Me: "You bastard, don't you want to admit it if you lose?!"

Wang Shien: "Bring a knife, I'll hack this girl to death!"

Liu Qidong: "I can't forgive!"

We rushed up to beat him, and Huang You immediately ran, but because he had just been shocked, he fell after a few steps. Immediately got up in a panic and continued to run, for fear of being caught by us, it would be a dead end!

Run, keep running, running towards Huang You's back.

In the past seven days, we have been able to control our bodies flexibly, and we have almost regained the strength we had when we controlled our bodies normally, and the manipulation of True Qi is different from what it was at the beginning.

"Don't run!"

"Death!"

Once again, we had to play a head-on chase with Huang You, and we desperately manipulated our true qi to run wildly. Through the woods, through the grass, across the creek, and towards a better tomorrow!

Oh yes!

Just as Wang Shien and Liu Qidong were chasing Huang You, I turned around and ran back to the cave where Huang You now lives. Press your hand on the ground, input true qi, and form a formation.

I've never tried to create such a complex spell, but maybe I can try it.

According to his own understanding of the true qi, the true qi flows through the formation of formation patterns, energy points, detonation points, spell manipulation runes, and hides the true qi and formation breath.

Yes, it can be done!

During the half hour that Wang Shien and Liu Qidong were chasing Huang You, I formed a large formation around Huang You's cave.

I exhaled and really had to say I was a genius.

Clapping my hands in satisfaction, I turned and ran in the direction they were chasing.

After half a day of chasing battles, we ended up being played by Huang You. Completely expected, I don't believe Zao Wou-Ki really thinks we can beat Huang You with speed. This is the same reason as Shi Dashan's hand-to-hand combat.

You should have used your brain from the beginning, but it's a pity that Huang You's IQ is not weak, and he wants to deceive him, but he has not succeeded so far.

Wang Shien and Liu Qidong returned to the campsite by the stream with a depressed mood of failure today.

I bathed in the stream, cleaned the yellow mud all over my body, washed my clothes again, and dried them with true qi. It's so cold, I can't take a hot shower.

The tents were not dismantled, everything was there. I've been eating bird meat lately, and I'm worried about getting revenge from the bird's gods.

After barely having dinner, I stood up and said to them, "Let's go, let's go play blasting!"