Chapter 214, Qiong Jelly Jade Liquid
Chapter 214, Qiong Jelly Jade Liquid
Yang Qi was very depressed, if anyone said that there was a country hidden in the human body before, he would not believe it. But this Lilliputian Kingdom in Shi Changsheng's arm is alive in front of him, and he can't be allowed to believe it.
He opened his mouth and stared dumbfounded, Feng Jiulang and the others were happy, haha, you kid also have today! Drinking the footwashing water of the people of a country, the appetite is not small.
Yang Qi cried with a sad face and said:
"Old ...... Old Shi, you ...... You old man is not authentic, why do you run around with a country if you have nothing to do. ”
Shi Changsheng was triumphant, his eyes narrowed into a slit with a smile, and said:
"Wrong, wrong, wrong, more than one country. ”
He put down his right arm, rolled up the sleeve of his left arm, and blew again, it turned out to be a Lilliputian!
Shi Changsheng put down his sleeves, pointed to the left and right legs with his fingers, **** abdomen, and smiled:
"Let's put it this way, except for the inside of my head, I have a lilliputian kingdom in my **** abdomen and limbs! That is to say, there are six countries in my body!"
Yang Qi let out a long sigh and said:
"Hey, I'm willing to lose, I admit it. It's just that if Shi Tianshi can choose a smaller country, the meaning will be fine......"
"No way!"
Feng Jiulang grabbed the immortal Shi Changsheng, for fear that the old man would be soft-hearted and agreed to Yang Qi, so he said first. He pointed to Shi Changsheng's arm again and said with a smile:
"Everyone has seen that there seem to be a lot of people in the Lilliputian in Lao Shi's body, but when they are really collected, the footwashing water of the people of a country is not even satisfied with the wine glasses we drink, how can we pick less? Guys say, don't you?"
Although the rest of the people didn't applaud, they all smiled and didn't say anything, and they silently agreed.
Shi Changsheng sighed instead and said:
"Hey, if you really let Brother Yang Qi drink the footwashing water of Lilliputians in my belly, it will make him pick up a big bargain. For the sake of you stopping the God of Fire and benefiting the Three Realms, this blessing will be given to you. ”
Yang Qi glanced at him and said that you are cheap and behaved. Shi Changsheng ignored him, just took an empty bowl on the table, put his finger in his mouth, and bit it hard, and milky white liquid came out of his finger.
The old man's expression was solemn, for fear of spilling half a drop, and slowly, the liquid flowed a small half bowl. The old man breathed a sigh of relief, blew on the wound, wiped the sweat from his head, and said:
"Drink. ”
Yang Qi took the bowl with a depressed expression. Hey, there's not much water for washing feet, but it's still water for washing feet! If this thing gets out in the future, how can I have the face to see people.
When he was struggling, Nuwa Niangniang spoke, she nodded slightly, and said with a smile:
"You little thief, you have a great opportunity but you don't know it. How can this stone immortal immortal's elixir jade liquid be easily obtained? Ordinary people compare fine wine to agar jade liquid, but who knows that the real elixir jade liquid is extremely rare?"
"The jade people in the body of the stone immortals have long been on the verge of extinction, and the jade people produce jade liquid is very rare, this strange treasure that can make people live for a hundred years when you smell it, let you get a small half bowl! ”
"Goo, goo......"
Yang Qi drank the small half bowl of elixir jade liquid in two sips, and poured some wine to drink the residual liquid in the bowl, and then wiped his mouth and smiled very brightly.
Shi Changsheng took the wooden staff, knocked the thief, and said with a smile:
"Isn't the footwash water delicious?"
The thief arched his hand and replied:
"It's delicious! I said, Shi Tianshi, why don't you get a few more bowls of foot-washing water, so that I can have a good drink." ”
Shi Changsheng, the old man in white, glared at his eyes, raised his foot and kicked off his shoes, revealing a few dirty feet, and scolded angrily:
"What a shameless thief, don't you want to drink the water for washing your feet? I'll make you a big basin, and if you can't drink it, you will be salted to death!"
Those stinky feet, the smell is so strong. Directly ordered the fire god Zhu Rong to suffocate and gradually disappear, Nuwa Niangniang held her breath and was sad, Mrs. Wei rolled her eyes, Feng Jiulang stretched her neck, Xiao Zhenren's three souls were about to disperse, and Mr. Deng's seven spirits melted. Only the little thief seemed to be fine, grabbed Shi Changsheng's dirty feet, and asked with a smile:
"After drinking the small half bowl of footwashing water, I seem to have improved my Taoism and entered the late stage of my out-of-body life. If I drink the foot-washing water of your foot again, will I be able to enter the distraction period of refining the gods and returning the void?"
Shi Changsheng was amused and angry, he moved his dirty feet, and said:
"Hey, I don't know if I can get you into a distraction, but with the power of my never-washed feet, it shouldn't be a big problem to make you wander. ”
Yang Qi saw that there was no advantage to take advantage of, so he threw away the old man's dirty feet and said with a smile:
"You old man is so bold that you dare to show your stinky feet in Nuwa Niangniang's palace. ”
The old man realized that he was rude, and hurriedly put on his shoes and bowed down to plead guilty.
Nuwa Niangniang frowned slightly, flicked her sleeves, and the breeze came slowly, sweeping away the smell in the palace, and said:
"I don't blame you, it was Yang Qi's stubbornness that made my Jade Palace stink. ”
Then everyone drank some wine and made up their minds.
After a while, Mr. Deng and Xiao Zhenren both got up and arched their hands and said:
"I'm ashamed that I can only play chess, play the piano, read books, and cultivate the Tao. There really aren't any wonderful spells. Why don't you let the two of you go back to Lingyuan Cave and Zhaoxian Guan to get the chess qin, and then offer your ugliness?"
The fire god Zhu Rong waved his hand and said to go and come back quickly. Mr. Deng and Xiao Zhenren greeted Nuwa Niangniang again, and were about to leave, when Yang Qi smiled and said:
"Why bother? I happen to have a broken chess, can you two solve it?"
This little thief, he took out the Nebula Qiankun chess, and the white piece still fell on the chess Ping Tianyuan, which was very eye-catching.
Mrs. Wei, Shi Changsheng, Feng Jiulang, Mr. Deng, and Xiao Zhenren are all well-informed characters, and at a glance, they know that this Nebula Qiankun Chess is not an ordinary thing.
The fire god Zhu Rong put down the wine jug, sat up straight, stared intently, and asked the Nuwa Niangniang:
"Sister, isn't this something that your brothers and sisters often play with?"
Nuwa Niangniang sighed lightly and replied:
"It's that Nebula Qiankun chess, but how did this chess get into his hands?"
Seeing the expressions of Mrs. Wei and the others, and then listening to the conversation between the fire god Zhu Rong and Nuwa Niangniang, Yang Qi was a little surprised, is this broken chess really a treasure?
He put the chess piece on the table and reached out to take the white piece on the Tianyuan, but the chess piece seemed to grow on the chess piece and did not move. This is strange, Yang Qi is very puzzled.
I only heard that Nuwa Niangniang sighed and said:
"Hey, as the saying goes, one son will make a difference. This nebula determines the return of the dragon veins in the world, and it takes root. Ordinary black first points to Tianyuan, which is yin into yang, yin and yang. And the world belongs to Kun and Yin, so most of the people are men, which also caters to Yin and Yang. ”
"Now in this nebula Qiankun chess, Bai Zi is a fire and occupies the Tianyuan Yang position, which is unconventional, I am afraid that there will be a queen in this world!"
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