61 Lao Tzu is going crazy!

A farcical trial continues.

I was pulled up by the monster police who were holding me down, and the table that had been lifted was set up again in front of Midori. This girl is hugging the table, don't let me lift it again.

Is it me or the table that matters?

I suddenly felt so cold that I didn't want to say anything.

The hand holding the cigarette raised his hand to Huo Yu and said, "Okay, now I will ask the prosecution lawyer to speak." Then he put the cigarette to his lips again.

Huo Yu stood up with the stack of manuscripts and read them aloud earnestly.

"The suspect Mu Dongqing, at 2 p.m. on November 28, 2014, teased Mr. Dumont for no reason at the door of the prosecutor Du Meng in Monster Village, causing Mr. Du Meng to become angry and hit Mu Dongqing. After Mu Dongqing was beaten after failing to flirt, he fought back and fought with Mr. Dumont. About a minute later, the police arrived and arrested the two men. When the two arrived at the police station, the suspect Mu Dongqing refused to be investigated by law enforcement officers, and spoke wildly, openly flouting the majesty of law enforcement officers and the law. Under the repeated warnings of the police station sergeant Huang You, Mu Dongqing Feidan did not stop his bad behavior, and also took out his weapon, preparing to knock down the law enforcement officers and then flee. However, under the serious warning of the law enforcement officers, Mu Dongqing finally chose to abandon his weapon and surrender, and was subsequently subdued by the law enforcement officers. ”

After listening to Huo Yu's statement, the scene was full of amazement. Hundreds of youkai looked at me discussantly. The gloating looks of the Chen family and the group with different expressions made me look very unpleasant.

turned around and looked at the monsters behind him, even the green calyx was full of peach blossoms, covering his mouth and laughing, not to mention Huang Youshi Dashan and Brother Dog.

The orangutan knocked on the table and shouted, "Silence!" The scene was immediately quiet.

Huo Yu continued: "Now there are witnesses, and the police sergeant Huang You will testify in court. ”

I turned my head and glared at Huang You, who, under the applause of the demons, ignored my anger and walked out of the audience with a smile on his face and came to the middle of the courtroom.

After the monster calmed down, the scarlet master asked Huang You: "Sheriff Huang, in the case, Mu Dongqing made a lot of noise after coming to the police station, despised the majesty of law enforcement officers, and wanted to use violence to resist law enforcement officers, are these things true?"

Huang You coughed and said in the style of an executive: "Your Excellency, it's all true. And he ......" Huang You pointed at me: "The suspect Mu Dongqing is very arrogant in the police station. He also wanted to use his identity to ask me to let him go. However, I will not be oppressed by the power, for the sake of justice and conscience, I bravely fought against the black forces, and resolutely did not let him go!"

"Awesome!"

"Sheriff Huang is a real man!"

"The people's good police!"

"Damn it!"

There was applause and cheers at the scene, and the sound was chaotic, but most of them praised Huang You and cursed me. And the protagonist Huang You in the applause proudly waved to all the monsters on the scene, and also made a military salute.

Your sister.

Fucking pretending.

Are all the youkai here insane?

Huang You, you guy, wait for death.

The orangutan slammed the table and shouted, "Shut up for the uncle! What is the noise? Don't you see whose place this is, and let no one try the case?"

The youkai was quiet again.

Huang You took out my brick from a bag he was carrying, held it in his hand and said, "Your Excellency, this is Mu Dongqing's weapon to resist the law in the police station. ”

The orangutan looked at the brick and shook his head.

"Carrying a heavyweight murder weapon with you is an added crime. It looked at the four members of the Chen family and said, "Jury, have you written this down as well?"

Chen Youdao responded with a smile and staring: "Your Excellency, I'll write it down." ”

As he spoke, he really picked up a pen and paper and wrote slowly like calligraphy.

It turns out that they are a jury, and I must be guilty of a capital offense.

Huang You left with the bricks, and when he returned to the audience, he high-fived Brother Dog and Shi Dashan triumphantly. For my sake, hatred is in my heart.

Gorilla: "Okay, the prosecution has finished the charges, and now it's up to the defense to speak." ”

Midori stood up next to me and awkwardly saluted the orangutan and the audience.

The scarlet man looked at Xiao Lu: "Defense lawyer, what do you have to say about what the prosecution lawyer said." ”

Midori: "Ahhhh......h

The monsters exclaimed.

The orangutan nodded.

Midori: "Ahhhh......h

There is a heated discussion about the monsters.

The scarlet nodded: "You have a point." ”

Midori: "Ahhhh......h

The monsters began to quarrel.

The scarlet knocked on the table, quieted down now, and said to Xiao Lu with a lot of emotion: "You really deserve to be a professional lawyer." ”

What is the rhythm of this?

I chimed in: "Judge, I don't understand, ask for an interpreter." ”

The orangutan showed his big white teeth and said disdainfully: "The quality is low, I don't understand this, have you passed the fourth level of spiritual communication ability?"

I was about to get angry, but Huo Yu came out and said, "The defendant has the right to know, so tell him." ”

Looking at Huo Yu's personable and chic appearance as a lawyer, if he is biased towards me and becomes my lawyer, I will definitely be able to win.

"Hmph, okay, you tell him. ”

Huo Yu faced me: "The first sentence that Xiao Lu said just now is: Mu Dongqing is a boring bad guy who always likes to cause trouble, so it is normal to flirt with the prosecutor at the exit." ”

When I heard this, I knew right away that things were going in a bad direction.

In the blink of an eye, she looked at Xiao Lu, and she had already run behind the orangutan master.

"The second sentence: Mu Dongqing is a violent maniac, so it is normal to beat people everywhere, even if they hit the police, and I was often beaten by him. ”

"Midori!"

I yelled, lifted my sleeves and was about to walk over to the orangutan and grab her and beat her, but the two monster policemen in the back immediately pushed me to the ground.

The orangutan looked at me and the two monsters, touched his big chin and said, "It seems that what the defense lawyer said is true, and the defendant is very violent." ”

Huo Yu: "The third sentence: Mu Dongqing is a cowardless ghost who bullies the soft and fears the hard, and when he sees that the situation is not good, it is very natural to abandon his weapons and surrender." ”

"Come here, I promise not to kill you. ”

"Ahh......h

Xiao Lu said something to the orangutan master again, and Huo Yu translated on the side: "Mu Dongqing's character and behavior are so bad, as his defense lawyer, I have nothing to say, let's be guilty." ”

It's so hateful, it's so hateful!

Co-authored a group of monsters, whether it's bad guys like Gorilla and Brother Dog, who want to harm me, even Qingcao won't help me. Xiao Lu, who is usually so spoiled, also came to pit me at this time. I'll never believe in any bullshit friendship again!

I was pressed to the ground by the monster with tears in my eyes, and the orangutan turned his head to look at the jury: "Okay, since the defense lawyer has said so, then let's close the case." Jury friends, what do you think should be decided?"

Chen Bing: "Five horses split the corpse!"

Chen Huo: "Let the sow turn him a hundred times." ”

Chen Ming: "...... Poison. ”

Chen Youdao: "Take off your clothes and parade through the streets." ”

Without humanity, there is no humanity in this world.

"Good!" I was pressed to the ground and looked at their beasts, and said angrily, "Since you have done such a terrible job, don't blame me!"

The scarlet master was nervous: "What do you want?"

"I'm going crazy!"

The thousand-year-old demon pupil is activated, and the demon qi circuit is activated!

Filled with strength, I shook off the two youkai policemen who were pressing me and got back up.

Not to mention, as soon as the yokai circuit was activated, the surrounding yokai were all shocked by me.

The important pit characters of the incident, like Du Meng and Huo Yu, Huang You, and Xiao Lu, immediately knew that something was wrong, and ran away. And the four members of the Chen family also left quickly, although Chen Bing was still a little unwilling, but under the forced pull of her father, she still quickly withdrew.

Only the orangutan master, the monster who played me, as a judge, still insisted on saving face and refused to run.

"Mu Dongqing, you, don't mess around, this is the court. ”

"Fuck you court!"

I opened my hand, and the seal flew back to my hand to hold it, and I held this brick and shouted to the monsters around me: "I have a share of playing with me today, don't even think about falling, Lao Tzu wants to slap you to death with a brick!"

The surrounding monsters finally understood that now was not the time to watch the excitement, and with a snort, they scattered one by one, and even the orangutan slipped away.

"If you want to escape, let's die!

Just as I was about to take my next move, a crisp and stern voice called out to me in the chaos of the scene.

"Wood Holly!"

I was stunned.

Looking back, I saw a pretty figure standing not far from me among the youkai scattered around.

In the midst of escaping the flickering monsters, Lu Qi's figure appeared in it. The surrounding monsters all avoided her, a cultivator, and although no monsters attacked, their eyes were not very friendly.

She was dressed in her usual clothes and wore a knitted hat. In his hand, he also carried a thermos flask.

All the anger dissipated without a trace, and the hand holding the brick also drooped. The thousand-year-old demon pupil and the demon qi circuit have also stopped.

It's like a bud that blooms in my heart.

I asked curiously, "Lu Qi, why did you come here?"

Lu Qi blushed and said embarrassedly: "Huo Yu called me and said that you woke up, and said that there was a good interesting scene to perform, so I came over to take a look...... The main thing is to come and see the play. ”

In my ears, what I hear is mainly this: I heard that I was awake, and came to see.

I was so moved, Lu Qi also cared about me sometimes.

Suddenly, he couldn't get angry with Huo Yu.

As long as he is not angry, the others will teach them a lesson.

After reacting, I said angrily: "What kind of play, it's a group of them who team up to play me." ”

Who knew that Lu Qi was also energetic, and said a little excitedly: "That's it, where is there such a trickster, they are too much." I said you're stupid, if I were played like this, I would have beaten them all down a long time ago, how could I endure it for so long. ”

"Ahh......h

Seeing her clenching her fists excitedly, she suddenly felt a little scared.

I didn't pay any attention to the monsters fleeing around, walked up to Lu Qi, noticed the warm bottle she was holding in her hand, and asked, "What are you holding?"

Lu Qi reacted from her angry state, looking very embarrassed and shy, and picked up the moisturizer bottle in front of me.

She looked away, blushed and said, "Those guys said that you haven't eaten for a few days, and told me to get some food if it's convenient, when did my brother and I just finish eating, so, so, it's all some leftovers, do you like it?" ”

The bricks fell to the ground with a thud.