readx;? After Zhang Taihei appeared, the morale of the disciples of the Dirty Clothes Sect was greatly boosted, and some of those who were ready to take refuge in the Cleansing Clothes Sect secretly returned to the ranks of the Dirty Clothes Sect. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info Zhang Taihei looked around and said calmly, for hundreds of years, there have been disputes between the dirty clothes faction and the clean clothes faction, and after careful study by Zhang, he finally realized the truth.

Li Taibai asked, what do you say?

Zhang Taima, the root cause of the struggle between the two factions is not because of the clothing problem, nor because of the different begging concepts, these are all superficial problems. We look at the essence through the phenomenon, and in the final analysis, it is because of the problem of interests.

Li Taibai snorted coldly, this is equivalent to not saying it.

Zhang Tai underworld, why don't we make a bet, this time to attack the Demon Sect, the Dirty Clothes Sect and the Pure Clothes Sect each sent fifty people, who killed the Demon Sect and demons, who will have the final say in the future Wuxi City Boundary?

Li Taibai said with a smile, I'm afraid you won't succeed. The disciples of the Pure Clothes Sect listened to the order, and all the disciples who signed up to attack the Demon Sect would be rewarded with five taels of silver for each person killed!

Zhang Taihei sneered, the Pure Clothes Sect has Murong Villa to support you, and my Dirty Clothes Sect is not a vegetarian. The disciples of the Dirty Clothes Sect listened to the order, signed up to attack the disciples of the Demon Sect, and rewarded Liby with a bottle of laundry detergent for every person killed!

When the two group leaders were tense, a monk and a woman walked out of the crowd, holding a broom. The sweeping monk walked up to Zhang Taihei, stretched out his hand and pointed to the bottle and asked, do you want this empty bottle?

Zhang Taihei said, you stinky sweeper, get out of the way.

The sweeper said, you can insult me, but you can't insult us sanitation workers. To tell you the truth, all the garbage in this piece of the apricot forest belongs to me, and no one can take it away! Otherwise, I will let my senior brother come out and beat you.

Who is your brother?

My senior brother swept the floor in the Shaolin Temple Scripture Pavilion.

Zhang Taihei threw out a few copper plates, saying that these copper plates buy you to stop and stop, the sweeping monk did not forgive, Zhang Taihei was impatient, kicked him a few feet away, and the sweeping woman went over to help the sweeping monk, are you okay.

The sweeping monk said that he couldn't die, but the bottle didn't seem to be able to come. The sweeper said, it doesn't matter, it's ours and it's us. With that, he helped the sweeping monk and walked to the periphery.

After the two of them reconciled, Zhang Taihei asked, where did I say just now? A disciple reminded, laundry detergent!

Yes, Moses crossed the Black Sea in the west, and only the dirty clothes crossed the magic mountain, brothers......

Outside the apricot forest, the sweeping woman roared with a lion, and the chengguan came!

As soon as the words fell, there was a commotion, and the disciples of the Dirty Clothes Sect and the Pure Clothes Sect fled one after another. After ten breaths, the apricot grove square is full of broken bowls, rags, and straw sandals that have been stepped on.

The sweeper helped the sweeper to come over, picked up the empty bottle, put it in the basket, and said, I have said it, none of us can take it away.

The Apricot Forest Beggars Gang Conference ended in a farce, but the Dirty Clothes Faction and the Clean-Clothes Faction secretly competed. Lu Xiaojiu said that the two factions decided to send 50 people each to participate in the Demon Fighting Alliance and go to Putuo Mountain together, and also helped me register by the way. I said I'm not a member of the beggar gang, so what if you sign me up?

Lu Xiaojiu said You think the beggars can enter if they want to, I begged Zhang Tuan Master for a long time to get this indicator. Not to mention that there are good things that the brothers don't want to think about you, this trip, to say the least, it will cost five or six taels of silver, which is not better than asking for food in the city? It stands to reason that joining the beggar gang should organize a joining ceremony, and for the sake of your martial arts, the gang decided to give you a firing line to join the club, which can be regarded as doing a part for the beggar gang.

I was speechless for a moment, thinking that I would go to Putuo Mountain anyway, for the sake of Lu Xiaojiu's enthusiastic face, I would agree. Then Lu Xiaojiu said again, when the time comes, if you kill a few more Demon Sect disciples, I will also take a cut of the silver you earn.

I have a black line on my face, I dare you to treat me as your downline.

(This chapter is not finished, please turn the page) Lu Xiaojiudao, you don't have to worry, it is said that it is a crusade against the Demon Sect, everyone will make a fuss to join in the fun, mix up the qualifications, and look better on the resume when evaluating the second bag of disciples in the future, and really start a war with the Demon Sect, there are heroes of Murong Villa and the ten major sects, it is not our turn to go out, and when the time comes, we just have to wave the flag and shout on the side.

That night, Lu Xiaojiu took me to the Land Temple, where the disciples of the Dirty Clothes Sect organized a pledge meeting. There are more than 10 people named Huazi, holding allegro in their hands, singing: Hunting with flags, the mountains shouting and the tsunami, and the princes playing the entrepreneurial song in unison;

The scene is very lively, Mrs. Zhang Heidao, tonight we gather together to see off our soldiers, I wish you all good results in Putuo Mountain!

I don't know where he got a big pot, there was a cowhide belt stewed in it, a bunch of grass roots were placed, and no one from the disciples of the Dirty Clothes Sect served a bowl, and they all stood there.

Humane, how come it's all grassroots?

Zhang Tai said underworldly, whether he is bitter or not, think about the Red Army's 25,000 years, whether he is tired or not, think about the revolutionary old-timers. Everyone eats grass tonight, so that the brothers will eat meat in the coming year, come, dry this bowl of porridge, and send you on the road!

I whispered, why did that sound so awkward.

Lu Xiaojiu said absent-mindedly, you just treat him as a fart. Then he said, Brother Qin, I heard that the Demon Sect is ruthless and kills people like hemp, but is it true?

Not really, at least not the few I know.

Lu Xiaojiu said stupidly, that's good.

What's the matter, you admit it before you set off?

Lu Xiaojiu said that it is not, there is a high top when the sky falls, what am I afraid of. A manly man, when he dies as a horse leather shroud, how can we children of the rivers and lakes be greedy for life and afraid of death.

I joked, then why are you shaking your legs?

Lu Xiaojiu rolled his eyes, thinking that he could go south to kill the demon sect, couldn't I be excited?

Early in the morning of the second day, under the leadership of Zhang Taihei, the disciples of the Dirty Clothes Sect held a white cloth with the words "Demon Fighting Alliance" written crookedly, singing the lotus falling, and swept out of Wuxi City. Lu Xiaojiu and I rode the reed flower and followed far behind.

This team went all the way south, begging all the way, but it was also lively. It's just that the beggar gang team is a rabble, and everyone in Wuxi City performs their duties, so it's okay to say, but after they come out, it's not so convenient to discipline.

Along the way, these disciples did a lot of stealing chickens and dogs, and everywhere they went, they were driven away by the local government. On the way, I heard a lot about the bad deeds of the Demon Sect, and there were not a few people who deserted halfway, and when they arrived in Hangzhou half a month later, there were less than twenty disciples with Zhang Taihei. For this reason, Zhang Taihei was also quite annoyed.

There is heaven and Suzhou and Hangzhou, and when he came to the West Lake on this day, seeing that he was not entangled much, Zhang Taihei decided to rest for two days and gave the beggars a two-day vacation. Everyone was in a hurry on weekdays, and this holiday immediately dispersed everywhere, occupying the major scenic spots on the edge of the West Lake, and began to beg with all their might.

Lu Xiaojiu had to go to Leifeng Pagoda to burn incense, saying that he was going to worship the White Lady. I wondered, you are a flower child, what are you going to worship her? Lu Xiaojiu smiled, there are many people over there, and they are all good men and women, and there are many fat sheep, begging, and the success rate is a little bigger.

Leifeng Pagoda is located in the southeast corner of West Lake and is said to have been built to commemorate a man named Leifeng. At the bottom of the tower lives the white lady of Hangzhou's first nail household.

It was the March day of the West Lake, the two came to the scenic spot, only to see the incense people in an endless stream, Lu Xiaojiu drilled around in the crowd, and it didn't take long for him to take three or four money bags in his hand, and threw the silver money in the donation box.

I said that you are not afraid of retribution if you pick up your bag in front of the Buddha. Lu Xiaojiu was not there

(This chapter is not finished, please turn the page) huh, you see these so-called good men and women, begging for the blessing of the white lady, but they are very stingy when donating money, I am doing this for them to accumulate virtue.

Came to the White Niangniang Temple, Lu Xiaojiu was about to go to worship, a monk with a shiny face came to say, kowtow and not incense, which is equivalent to being busy in vain, I saw that the two donors were deeply blessed, why don't you come to two incense?

I ask you, how is this incense sold?

The monk said that it is cheesy, no, this incense cannot be said to be bought and sold, but to be invited. I don't know if the two of them are seeking marriage, officials, or wealth?

I said, what's wrong here?

The monk said that the old nose is big, and he asks for marriage, using yin and yang incense, which means that yin and yang are blended. If you want to be an official, you will use backgammon incense, and if you want money, you will use square hole incense.

Lu Xiaojiu asked again, how much did you ask?

The monk proclaimed the Buddha's name, saying that it would be fate, and the two looked at it.

Lu Xiaojiu took out a copper coin from his arms and said I want money.

The monk snorted and said, "Little donor, sincerity is spiritual."

Lu Xiaojiu thought about it, yes, a copper plate, it seems that we are too stingy, in this way, I will add another copper plate.

The monk folds his hands, it doesn't matter how much money there is, the key is sincerity. To burn incense and worship the Buddha, you should not only look at how much you get from the Buddha, but also ask how much you contribute to the Buddha.

Lu Xiaojiu hesitated, put the copper plate just now in his pocket, and said that the master is right, it is too cheesy to talk about money, and I have a pious heart.

The monk said with a cold face, you two are sincere, right?

Lu Xiaojiu said yes, I am sincere.

Sincerely to cause trouble?

I said that the master is an outsider, so that's not right.

The monk said that I saw that you two were unlucky, and I wanted to turn you two into a point, but who knew that not only did you not appreciate it, but also did not know what to do, blasphemous the gods, and I was really angry with me.

As soon as the monk knocked on the table, more than a dozen big monks in the shape of a biao were holding Pu Dao and ring sticks, surrounding the two of us in the middle, one of whom had a greasy face and a roast chicken leg in his arms.

Today's activities in the temple, Gao Xiang buys two and gets one free, you two take out two taels of silver, this thing should have never happened, otherwise, don't blame us Lei Feng Sanjie is not welcome.

I said you might as well grab the money.

Lu Xiaojiu's eyes rolled, and he didn't know what to think, so he changed his words when he saw this, and after listening to a few masters, the younger brother suddenly brightened up, and sighed that Buddhism was subtle. As he spoke, he bowed to the monks again and again, and then took out two taels of silver and handed them over.

Walking out of the temple gate, I said that your trick was a change of day, and you touched a lot of silver. Lu Xiaojiu couldn't help scolding, a group of poor monks, more than a dozen people didn't even have two taels of silver, and the harmful master even posted two coins.

I said that you are also idle, and it is not pleasant to come here if you have nothing to do.

Lu Xiaojiu took out the chicken leg from the monk's arms from his arms, and took a bite and said, the beautiful scenery of the West Lake, the sunset of Leifeng, is not as good as the chicken leg, it can cure the belly.

At this time, more than a dozen monks behind him were holding knives and sticks, chasing after them, don't let them run away!

ps: It's the research season, the inspection season, and the inspection season, and I've been busy receiving outside for the past few days, and I've been drunk for two days in a row, and then I'll go home drunk and code, and wait for tomorrow to wake up and see what is written. In other words, in the past few days, Sanguan has been drinking too much and has been suffering from a toothache, so the doctor asked me to have my teeth extracted. As the old saying goes, pull out the tooth, throw it on the house, pull out the tooth, dig the pit and bury it. Sanguan is ready to pull out his teeth, and when he thinks about digging a pit and burying it, he can't help but have a headache, and he writes so much, not to complain, not to ask for a monthly pass, but to ask, which excavator technology is stronger?

(End of chapter)