Chapter 10 scolded and paralyzed Bei Beihong
After a simple packing of luggage, in fact, it was worthless, a few sets of change of clothes, and a little dry food, Pan Chen embarked on the first long trip in his life.
He was conflicted because he didn't know if he would come back, maybe soon, maybe for a lifetime
"I smirked, I smirked. β
A chubby, round little fat man with a face full of fat hummed a song happily, and walked steadily with small broken steps under his feet.
"Hmph, just those few idiots can also watch the master? Now no one cares, the master doesn't just do whatever he wants? The world is big and let me swim from now on, quack" The little fat man's nostrils turned to the sky, and his face was proud.
"Stop"
When the little fat man was proud, three masked men jumped out of his face, holding three bright knives in his hands, and under the sun, the people who shook couldn't open their eyes.
"Three, three, three, big brother, do you have any instructions?" the little fat man's laughter stopped abruptly, and he said with some stumbling.
The first person put on a pose that he thought was very handsome and said: "I opened this mountain, I carried this tree, and if I want to go this way, I will leave to buy road money." β
"Big Brother is mighty" The two younger brothers behind him patted their ass.
The little fat man said scaredly: "Three big brothers, I really don't have any money, I'm very poor, I don't believe you." β
As he spoke, he stretched out his chubby little hand, and saw that his fat fingers were full of jewelry, what pearls, jade, diamonds, and agate, and the sun shone brightly.
"Hehe, wrong, wrong" The little fat man smiled awkwardly and quickly withdrew his little hand.
"The three big brothers, I really don't have any money, and the ones I carry are actually parallel goods, deceitful, please let me go, just help me release it as a fart. The little fat man begged.
The three interceptors didn't speak, just looked at him directly.
"Three big brothers, my own brother, I really don't have any money, I don't believe you can open my clothes and see" The little fat man stomped his feet.
"Bang la la"
The night pearl the size of a marquise fell to the ground, and there were all kinds of gems in it, which were colorful and would be very beautiful at night.
The little fat man was about to cry: "The three big brothers, I really don't have any money, these are actually fake, they are all I usually collect and play, please let me go." β
The three interceptors still did not speak, but their eyes widened.
The little fat man was really scared, and he spoke with a crying tone: "Don't believe it, you see, I'm actually very poor."
"Huh"
The little fat man took out a pile of paper from his pocket, crumpled, like waste paper: "I said that I am very poor, and the silver ticket of 100,000 taels is only so little"
"Huh"
It's two piles of waste paper, "500,000 taels is only so little"
"A million taels is only so little"
"There are only five coral rings that are 5,000 years old"
"There are only four purple jade bracelets that are 3,000 years old"
"There are only two night pearls in six taels"
"The clothes on the body are made of thousand-year-old silk"
"The pants are made of the belly of the giant whale in the South China Sea"
"The belt is more inferior, it's just a half-finished dragon tendon"
"The shoes are just processed from Changbai Mountain lotus silk"
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"Three eldest brothers, I am really poor, please let me go with a lot of them, I will definitely thank you for burning incense and offering to you every day. β
When did the three robbers see such a battle, they had long been stunned by the bombardment of happiness, and they didn't know the southeast and northwest.
"Well, since the three eldest brothers don't speak, I'll go first," the little fat man said tentatively.
So the little fat man tiptoed into the distance, don't look at him fat, he was not slow to take things at all, but he put away all the things that fell in a few clicks, just like magic.
"Stop"
Just as the little fat man was about to disappear, nightmarish voices came from behind him, and the three robbers had recovered.
"How can it be so easy to run, when the three of us are vegetarians?" said the leader viciously.
"Look behind, there's a flying pig," the little fat man's eyes widened, as if he had seen something terrible.
The three interceptors turned their heads in unison.
"Where?"
"Big brother, we seem to have been fooled"
"Give Me a Chase"
"Hehe, the master is not so stupid, will be caught by you? Even the bodyguard can be thrown off, it's not a piece of cake to get rid of you? I want the master's money, there is no door, it seems that it is better to be a low-key person in the future" The little fat man had already run to the nearest woods, hidden, and kept muttering.
"Big brother is gone, probably gone into the woods," said one of the robbers.
"Fart, isn't Lao Tzu here?" the leader scolded.
"Big brother, I mean that the fat man is gone," the robber said aggrievedly.
"Look at your cowardice, dig three feet into the ground to find out that little fat man, find him, we don't have to worry about the rest of our lives, if you can't find it, I'll chop you first." "The wicked way of the leader.
"What are you looking for?
"Fortunately, the master is alert, otherwise there will be no dime, it's really unlucky, I don't know that money is the lifeblood of the master, people can do without, but money must not be without" The little fat man hid behind the tree, panting and said.
The little fat man has already run a long way, with his fertile figure, it is already a miracle to be able to run so far, and the power of money is really infinite.
"Fuck, it's all dogs, what's wrong? The little master has run so far, can he catch up? Forget it, don't run away," the little fat man panted.
"Boss, you've found that kid, it's right ahead," said one of the robbers.
"Damn, I'm tired of Lao Tzu, I'll make him look good when I catch the fat man" The boss is very fierce.
In an open field, the three robbers formed an encirclement, surrounding the little fat man in the middle, and the encirclement was still shrinking little by little.
"Scream, scream, you won't be bothered if you cut your throat, haha," one of the robbers laughed.
"Boy, take off your own acquaintances, make a break, keep all your money, so as not to be tortured for a while, and the brothers can still keep you a whole corpse" Another thug followed.
When the encirclement became smaller and smaller, the expression on the little fat man's face was no longer afraid, he tidied up the clothes that were scattered because of running, didn't know where to take out a mirror, and stroked his hair, and said calmly: "Alas, Yu Ji, Yu Ji, what is it?"
"Big brother, this kid may be scared crazy, what fish and chicken, fish and chicken, all thrown into the river, the whole is a loser. β
The little fat man glared angrily, and two cold lightning bolts seemed to shoot out from his eyes, piercing straight into the robber's heart: "Ignorance!"
"I don't know when I'm dying, do you think you can really catch up with the master? Do you think the master is so easy to chase? Do you think everyone is a fool? will be so idiotic that you will catch up?"
"Think about it, in the middle of nowhere, you will suddenly meet a little fat man? The little fat man still has a huge amount of wealth, and you will catch up so easily? Should I laugh at you for being naΓ―ve, or are you ignorant? You really have so much money to show off?"
"Alas, the so-called gentleman loves money, and he takes it in a good way, haven't you thought that this is a trap?
The three robbers were all scared stupid, cold sweat broke out, what the little fat man said was not unreasonable, everything was too natural, and it made them all feel abnormal.
"Don't think a few words can scare us away, buddy isn't scared. Despite his fear, the leading robber still hardened his head.
"Okay, I thought that God had the virtue of a good life, let you have a way to live, since you don't cherish it, I will fulfill you"
"Oh, scolded, paralyzed Beibeihong" The little fat man said something in his mouth, and kept pinching the seal in his hand, as if he was casting some powerful spell.
"Boom"
The weather changed suddenly, and the cloudless weather was covered with a veil of black, and lightning crisscrossed the country.
Under the background of the black clouds, the figure of the little fat man seemed to be magnified countless times at once, turning into a giant who held the sky in the sky.
"I uphold the will of heaven and earth, sweep away all obstacles in the world, and those who stand in my way will die! Give you the last three breaths of time, run for your life, whether you can survive depends on your creation. β
The majestic voice of the little fat man spread in all directions, at first it was still very small, and then the sound became louder and louder, even surpassing the thunder in the sky, as if it had really become the transmitter of the will of heaven and earth.
Where have the three robbers seen such a scene, they have long been frightened and lost all three souls, and only one of the seven spirits is left, running towards the distance with a lot of urine, how fast and how fast they run, they wish to grow two more legs to be enough.
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