In this chaotic world, a seemingly absurd entertainment event takes place. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

American, which has always prided itself on being neutral and impartial, suddenly interrupted the real-time news of the world for which it became famous without warning and began broadcasting a basketball game.

It was nine a.m. American time, and since it was a weekend, many civilians were watching the spectacle at the breakfast table.

The big live logo in the corner of the screen highlights the fact of "live broadcast". But the sun was not shining in the picture, because the place of the incident was in the South China Sea, where there was a difference of twelve hours, and it was exactly nine o'clock in the evening.

Due to the coverage of n ultra-popularity, other countries around the world have also discovered this unexpected show. One to ten, ten to hundred...... Hundreds of millions of people gradually gathered in front of their respective screens, full of interest.

The people of the Celestial Empire contributed a huge base to this viewing figure, and they tried every means to use private satellite dishes and networks to complete the popularization of this event in time.

In that sea area that has been haunted by countless people's dreams, a huge aircraft carrier lies silently, and the night fades in a hurry under the illumination of countless spotlights, leaving behind a glitzy stage made of steel. At this moment, he is surrounded by several professional camera drones, condescending, showing his cool muscles from different angles.

This aircraft carrier seems to be covered with heavy makeup, with brilliant lights and colorful flags. About 1,000 American sailors temporarily left their posts and sat around the deck in snow-white welcome dresses.

In that surrounded area, two standard basketball hoops magically appeared, and the protective pads of the pillars were even printed with the advertising logo of "Trump Real Estate".

In the makeshift commentary seat, three giants were already seated, and they were taking advantage of the gap before the start of the game to ridicule wantonly.

These three faces are familiar to global fans who love basketball - Buckley, Onyuer, Yao Ming.

"Hey, shark-" Buckley, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, first teased the tower-like O'Neur, "It seems that your retirement life is quite comfortable, look at your ass, at least three laps bigger! Maybe your nickname can be officially changed to 'Whale'......"

O'Nyure, who had never been serious, pretended to be serious, "I admit, it's a little big, it almost covers your face. But that's normal, you see—I'm not surprised that even Yao is fat like this. ”

Yao Ming, who was forcibly pulled into the battle group, was the tallest of the three, and even if he was sitting, his body of two meters and twenty-six was still worthy of the word giant.

"Oh no, don't compare yourself to me. Now that I'm a businessman, it's only natural that I'm going to have a complete transformation, which includes the waist. "His humor is as good as it was back then.

"yes!" Buckley seemed to remember something, "Yao is the owner now, and he already has his own team. At this point, the shark and I are willing to bow down!"

"Just worship yourself, don't always take me. O'Nuel looked disgusted, "I'm also the one who owns the shares of the Saramento Kings, and I can't talk about the big boss, but the small boss still deserves it." ”

"OK!" Buckley smiled and sat between the two "bosses", making his originally fat body rarely show a trace of petiteness. "Do you know the peculiarities of today's game?"

"Oh, no—not yet!" said the two men almost in unison.

Yao Ming scratched his head and added, "Like you, I just attended the NBA Hall of Fame ceremony in America. was pulled by n to do the commentary...... What they persuaded me was that there would be a pure Celestial Empire team coming out today, which came from my homeland, and it was impossible to shirk. ”

"It's really strange. O'Nuel pouted, "Traditionally, TV stations such as TN.T, ESPN, or ABC are all on the air ball, how can N be the first to do this time?"

"Oh, first of all, congratulations on both of you being inducted into the Hall of Fame at the same time...... But beware! Buckley gloated and pointed to the invisible microphone on his cheek, "Everyone has taken the appearance fee, it's not good for you to openly question the owner like this......"

"What are you afraid of asking a question for the fans? I think that's what the audience in front of the TV is concerned about. "O'Neul is competitive and refuses to admit defeat.

"Alright," Buckley said, picking up a paper card in hand, "I'll answer that question for the organizers." What is about to start is an international friendly match, and the two sides from the American Navy and the Celestial Empire Navy are respectively contested.

More specifically, it was a battle for honor between the sailors of the two aircraft carriers. Given our country's tradition of 'competition first, friendship second', I guess this competition will be very intense!"

"Navy?" Onuel stared at the big light bulb, "Does this mean that the level of skill is very limited? I haven't had a jet lag yet, and I don't want to talk about an amateur game after being forced to fly for so long." ”

"I'm more worried about ...... Whether the parties were allowed to bring guns into battle. If yes, I'd like to get a body armor now. And, of course, the steel helmet - if it's the size is enough. Yao Ming pretended to be worried, he could always catch the laughter.

The other two laughed, diluting the apprehension in their hearts a little.

Oniel stroked his full belly, "Racing on an aircraft carrier - I appreciate the idea." Especially, the food on this boat was unexpectedly good!"

"Of course. As the main controller of the commentary group, Buckley obviously knows more secrets. "In addition to us 'balloon stars' who were allowed to board the ship, I heard that there were also a lot of masters - such as Chef Warren Skye from New York, which is Warren Buffett's favorite steakhouse. ”

"Wow—no wonder!" said O'Nex, his eyebrows fluttering, his tongue between his teeth as he reminisced about the dinner that had just ended.

"And, ah, it's Brother Mars who will appear for us soon!"

Their voices were amplified by the amplifier and spread far away, and a burst of cheers erupted from the sidelines. All the sailors stood up, including the 200 fighters from the Liaoning, who of course went through extremely strict full-body security checks when they boarded the ship.

A man who was only 1.65 meters tall came out of the makeshift hidden passage, wearing a short lilac suit and a dark green shirt with a large flower tie. The dance steps are extremely flexible, and the small waist is twisted more happily than the Xiaoqing under the West Lake in the past!

This is the popular fried chicken of Red Storm half the world - Brother Mars. As soon as he appeared, he threw out the famous single "Aunt Cui"——

The baby on the other side looks over, looks at it, looks at it

I'm going to tell you what a wonderful beauty you are

You're flawless, beautiful, sexy

But you're pacing here to make people feel like you're lost in yourself

I understand you didn't realize that your beauty was better than the Kardashians

Baby, if you're my girlfriend, I'm going to let you live a fairy life

Baby, you are my very exclusive Aunt Cui

My shining Venus

If you can make my dreams come true

Let me love you well

Let me take good care of you

Pretty Goddess Beautiful Girl Paper You should smile on your face

Beauty like you shouldn't be so melancholy

You're the girl of my dreams

That's what I really mean, that's why I'm telling you

You are my Aunt Cui

Baby

You are my Aunt Cui

My shining Venus

If you can make my dreams come true

Let me love you well

Let me take good care of you

You are my Aunt Cui

My Aunt Cui

Aunt Cui

......

Singing and dancing, a series of fast-paced lyrics shot at the audience like submachine guns, and the "shots" were all drunk. The female soldiers, in particular, were uncontrollable in their excitement, and their faces were flushed with pink and oily - they fell into madness amid the screams.

Brother Mars finished the freeze-frame action, flew kisses and threw them, and led the dance troupe to twist back.

Buckley struck while the iron was hot and shouted into the microphone, "Please let the players on both sides enter—"

The drums rumbled again, and two teams in jerseys entered the room, each followed by their own coaching staff.

The audience applauded, these GIs had been bored at sea for many days, and today they had fun, so they were naturally full of joy and cheered with all their might.

......

Du Yuan followed behind Zhang Liao, and as substitute players, they were naturally at the end of the Celestial Empire team.

"Brother Liao, the rhythm of that song just now is not bad, but I don't understand--who is the 'Aunt Cui' in the mouth of that little man?

"Hey," Zhang Liao almost laughed out loud, and replied without looking back, "Your language bag was eaten by a dog, right?

Poof-Du Yuan also laughed, and spat at Xingzi and sprayed Zhang Liao on his back.

The two sides stood on the sidelines, and Buckley's voice sounded again, obviously he, the main narrator, also served as the emcee on the scene.

"Now, I would like to invite Sister Fruit to present us with the American national anthem - "Ode to the Stars and Stripes"!"

Whoop – the live audience and the global audience watching the live broadcast were excited. Just left Brother Mars, and came Sister Fruit again, the king and queen of heaven are two-pronged, who can not be excited?

Before you see him, you hear his voice first.

A melodious sound arose, and someone sang:

Ah—when the morning light first appears, you can see it

What makes us so proud?

Rejoice in the last rays of dawn,

Whose flag is always flying high in the heat of battle!

The fire is blazing, the cannon is rumbling,

We saw that heroic banner on the fortress

Stands tall after the darkness!

Ahh

Fluttering in the land of freedom,

Soar over the home of the brave......

The fog is hidden on the other side, the stubborn enemy sleeps, and the night is silent.

The wind passes over the cliff, what is it, half hidden and half visible?

Draped in the morning glow, the volley shines on the water, and the red light is flashing in a flash.

This is the Star-Spangled Banner, may it fly forever, in this free country, the home of the warriors.

The Holy Kingdom has its own heavenly appearance, and victory and peace are in sight.

Build a country and protect the country, thank God for his strength.

The Stars and Stripes will always fly high, in this free country, the home of warriors......

As the vocals gradually climaxed, a long-legged woman came out against the light. Singing the cadenza passage, the spotlights are raised from the front, and everyone can see that the woman is wearing very little, only a swimsuit and stockings, which has nothing to do with the holy concept conveyed in the song.

Taking advantage of the loud noise of the US troops joining the chorus, Du Yuan couldn't help but ask Zhang Liao again, "Isn't the national anthem of Lao Mei "The Star-Spangled Banner Never Falls"?"

In contrast, Zhang Liao is more like a high-quality scholar, "You have an impression again, it's all false." It was true, but it wasn't their national anthem. "Ode to the Stars and Stripes" is the authentic. ”

Between the questions and answers, the singing has reached a climax. Except for the sailors of the Celestial Empire, who stood silently out of courtesy, all the American troops sang along with their hearts. The simpler of them - has begun to have tears in their eyes.

The whole audience cheered in unison, as if the ball game had not yet been played, and people had already entered the state of celebration in advance.

Sister Fruit leaves coquettishly, and Buckley immediately announces, "The game begins—"

Suddenly, someone quit, and heard an old voice say, "Wait! The national anthem of our Great Celestial Empire hasn't been played yet!?"

"Oh......" Buckley was slightly surprised, "yes, that makes sense. However, it seems that the organizers can't find your score, and they are afraid that the performance will not be accurate, so they ......"

"It's okay!