Zhu Wuneng, the emperor of the Ming Dynasty, stood up and applauded thunderously. The Minister of Civil and Military Affairs said that the Jianghu Hall was lively. Some women in the rivers and lakes shouted, "Your Majesty, I want to marry you, and Your Majesty, I want to give you a child!" The Emperor of the Ming Dynasty smiled slightly, but did not stop it, and continued to enjoy the thunderous applause and the tsunami.

It's just that I saw the queen's eyes look at the women in the rivers and lakes who were shouting here, and the sharp eyes made people chill. The queen then whispered a few words to one of the eunuchs beside her.

Hearing a woman shouting in a Shandong accent, does the emperor still remember the summer rain lotus on the shore of Daming Lake back then?

Zhu Wuneng was a little embarrassed, this is a public case, he had a dewy marriage with Xia Yuhe twenty years ago, but then the woman was killed by the queen.

When Liu Qingfeng heard someone shouting, he was immediately happy, and asked me You said that your Shandong accent is so hard, how did the emperor fall in love with Xia Yuhe back then? I thought about it, and said with a knife: Yuhe, don't talk, I just want to look at you quietly. Liu Qingfeng gave a thumbs up, smart. I said don't talk, be careful of being pulled by the brocade guard and cut your tongue.

Emperor Daming stretched out his hand to signal everyone to be quiet, stood up, Lang Lang said, tonight, we gather together, tonight, we raise a glass together, tonight......

A poofing sound came from the hall. Because the hall was too quiet, the fart was particularly harsh, and Emperor Ming's face looked a little embarrassed. At this time, Li Mengyang, a member of the cabinet, stood up and said, I hope that Your Majesty will forgive me, recently Lao Chen's body has been blessed, and he drank some Besunyen's tea, which led to fart, and asked the emperor to punish him.

The emperor waved his hand, his face was a little pale, and Li Mengyang retreated, with a smug look on his face.

The emperor continued, "Tonight, we celebrate the Chinese New Year's Eve together, and tonight......

Poof, another fart sound. From the same location, the sound is even more than the former. The emperor's face was cloudy and uncertain, and he looked at the ministers. Zuo Du Yushi Zuo Jiyan hurriedly came out of the ranks, Your Majesty, the minister drank some croton tea at noon, his stomach was uncomfortable, he let out a fart, and he hoped that His Majesty would punish him. The emperor smiled, he was happy tonight, he didn't have to mind. Zuo Jiyan hurriedly retreated, with a smug look on his face.

Even Liu Qingfeng saw that the fart was put by the Emperor of the Ming Dynasty, and it was better to fart the emperor than to fart for the emperor. Those who didn't have time to show it, scratched their ears and cheeks one by one, wishing that the emperor would fart a few more times so that the rain and dew would be evenly wet. Liu Qingfeng said that the smell was too stinky, and it still smelled of leeks.

Emperor Daming pretended to cough twice and continued, Tonight ...... We don't get drunk and homeless...... Burst...... The Emperor let out a series of farts. The ministers suddenly became excited, and hurriedly shouted, I put it in! No, this is clearly what I put it! Don't argue, the leek pie I ate at noon, this fart is obviously mine!

Even His Majesty the Emperor couldn't stand it anymore, and said in a deep voice, I put this fart on me!

The Ministry of Rites hurriedly came out and said, the emperor is a good fart! Tonight, Your Majesty farted on Chinese New Year's Eve, and the coming year will be smooth and abundant!

The emperor laughed, and said well, reward!

The servants of the Ministry came out of the line, and the dragon line brought its own rain and wind, and there was a sound of air emptying. The thunder shook the heavens and the earth, and the civil and military officials knelt down to listen.

Longyan Dayue, reward!

The generalissimo of Zhengxi hurriedly went out of the way, the situation at the border was urgent, and the dragon suddenly descended to Manaqi. Carried the kamiko wind to blow the enemy's formation, and scraped back the enemy soldiers for 3,000 miles.

Longyan Dayue, reward!

The imperial doctor came out of the line, the folk plague was epidemic, and the hundred medicines were ineffective and killed people. Suddenly, a dragon blew incense, blowing away the disease without a trace.

Longyan Dayue, reward!

Jinyi Wei commanded the envoys, and all the officials in the world kept their duties, and they all took not being greedy as their own responsibility. Just because His Majesty is virtuous and broad, he will be clear and pure.

Longyan Dayue, reward!

The minister of the Zongren Mansion said that the emperor's fart was generous and powerful, and the rhythm was distinct, so that the old minister could hear the feeling of Beethoven's symphony of fate, as if there was also the mood of Chopin's serenade.

The old eunuch on the side sniffed a few sips vigorously, and said happily, it is still the original recipe, and it is still a familiar taste!

There is a small imperial history next to it, and it is said that the minister also came to a song, which was originally rotten in the stomach, and moved down the buttocks. If he was born in the belly of a commoner, he would be a stinky bullshit! The emperor was displeased, so he pulled it out and chopped it up and fed it to the dogs! The little imperial historian said, "Your Majesty, the ancestors have a cloud, don't kill the speech officials, don't kill the speech officials!" The emperor said, wait, then castrate, wash the buttocks, and send warmth to the imperial prison. Xiao Yushi said, then kill me!

At the end of the day, the emperor raised his glass, tonight, we are not drunk and have no home!

The music is played, the host is on the stage, and then please enjoy the song, there is no **, there is no new Ming!