The dog stomped his feet and said: "Mother, you still said that I taught you pinyin and simplified characters, but as soon as you learn this, your eyelids fight, saying that you are tired for a day, and you really can't listen to the class." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

The woman smiled: "I'm a woman, what words do I learn." ”

Gou'er hurriedly said: "What's wrong with the women's family? Thirty percent of the students in Yixue are girls, and Mr. Houlong has said that women can hold up half the sky." Mother, you take the time to learn from me, and my father must learn too, otherwise, I will help others to eliminate illiteracy, but my father and mother can't read a single word, but I will lose face. ”

The man nodded: "It's time to learn." Now we are dealing with the snow candy shop, delivery, loans, etc., what contract must be signed, and we can't go back to let the dog check it, but it is my handprint, which should recognize a few words. Okay, from now on, the dog is the little gentleman in our family, your mother and I have to listen to you, let's learn a hundred words, no, let's learn two hundred!"

The woman suddenly said: "The child's father, the baby is going to be a little gentleman for others, but the dog is still barking, which is really unpleasant, and I have to give the child a big name." ”

The man grabbed the beard scumbag on his chin in embarrassment: "Isn't it embarrassing for me that you asked me to name me? Or, in a few days, the market will be opened, and a few pennies will be spent to name the gentleman who writes letters in the bazaar?"

The dog hurriedly said: "Dad, mother, you don't need to spend this unjust money, I was about to tell you, Mr. Houlong has already named me." ”

The man and woman were surprised and delighted: "What?!" Mr. Houlong personally named you? Why are you, your child, so ignorant? Why don't you mention such a big thing to us? Father and mother always prepare a basket of eggs and give them to Mr. Houlong as a thank you gift. ”

The dog scratched his head, and said that this matter is really not easy to mention, that day after Mr. Long, Brother Guo came to Yixue, heard the classmates calling each other nicknames, and suddenly became interested, saying that they wanted to help everyone choose a name, and muttered something "I don't believe that I can't get a good name, I can only rely on plagiarism from the book", and then gave twenty or thirty classmates a big name in one breath, but in the end, Brother Guo's face was flushed, and he sighed "I can't take an original good name in my life, yes, copy it." ”

The woman hurriedly said, "Child, what name did Mr. Houlong give you, tell me about it." ”

The dog coughed: "Mr. Houlong said that my nickname is Gou'er, this name is supposed to be my father's mother hopes that my life will be harder, easy to feed, and pity the hearts of parents all over the world, so I won't change much, turning the dog into a dog, that is, a sentence under the grass word (he dipped his hand in some tea and made a gesture on the wooden table.) His full name is Goubli. ”

The woman was stunned: "The dog ignores it, what's this name?"

Mr. Houlong said that he took this name in the hope that after I learned the knowledge of science, I would spread those truths among the people, so that everyone could understand science and learn science. ”

The woman muttered: "Buli, Buli, yo, this name is really magnificent! It is worthy of Mr. Houlong to take it out!--If Guo Dalu heard this, he had to dig a hole in the ground.

Gou Bri and his father and mother struck while the iron was hot, taught them to write their names, and then took the branches and pulled them on the muddy floor of the shack, and finally learned a little bit of appearance, and then they went into the straw pile to sleep, and there was not much warmth in the straw pile, but there was a heating stove, and this winter was not sad.

The man deliberately slept at the mouth of the shack, and woke up in the middle of the night to open the wood door to breathe - the heating stove is good for everything, but it is poisonous gas, or open the door from time to time to breathe, otherwise, it will kill people.

The man soon fell asleep, in the dream, he saw that the dog had learned a spell in the science gate, and became a great official, and countless servants came to kowtow to him, calling him the big lord, and helped him change into a red robe, and carried him into a big house with a bright hall, and the woman was also dressed in new clothes, kowtowing to himself, calling the master, and suddenly, a few more ****** came in, saying that the son had called to serve him.

The man was touching the ****** white and tender little hands, but he saw the woman crying beside him, saying that he had no conscience, liked the new and hated the old, and forgot the old wife when he had a new person.

The man was a little flustered, but he immediately remembered that his son was a big official, so he straightened his face and reprimanded the woman, saying that she was jealous and did not abide by women's morals, these ****** are a piece of filial piety of the son, and of course Lao Tzu should laugh at it. If she instigated any more, let her go back to her mother's house.

Suddenly, the old wife, who had been mourning and crying, raised her eyebrows, rolled up her sleeves and said: "Mr. Houlong said that we women can hold up half the sky, if it weren't for my tired and tired work, where is there this family today, you have no conscience, watch the beating!" After all, the man was weak and didn't dare to fight back, so he had to run around the big house, and those ****** were scattered under the dung.

The old husband and wife were making a fuss, and suddenly heard a sound in the air, and an immortal in a wide robe and big sleeves in an official uniform shone brightly, appearing in the clouds, and he said loudly: "The people of the mortal world listen to my immortal decree, I am the **** labor of its mountain weir and water uncle, and I am hard to work. ”

In an instant, the words and corresponding pictures are now vivid in the minds of farmers, and they can understand what the "three-dimensional planting method of potted plants" is just by looking at it.

The peasant was so panicked that he bowed his head, thanked the immortal for the secret technique, his head knocked hard, and he screamed in pain, and a spirit sat up from the bed, only to find that it was just a dream.

The man sat at the head of the bed, feeling a little tight, and hurriedly pushed the wood door open a little crack, and a cool breeze immediately poured in outside, and the air in the shack was new, and his breathing was a lot more refreshing, but the man was stunned, because he found that the "potted three-dimensional planting method" passed on by the fairy in the dream was very clear in his mind, and it can be said to be vivid.

At this time, the woman next to her turned over and got out of the straw pile: "It's cold, master, close the door." ”

The man answered, stretched out his hand and closed the firewood door, he was really curious, and couldn't help but say to the woman: "Child, I had a strange dream just now, and I dreamed that an immortal passed on my immortal skills." He skipped the plot of messing around with a bunch of beautiful concubines in his dream, and told the story of the immortal transmission in detail.

Unexpectedly, the woman also let out a big "ah": "What?!Master, you also had this dream? I thought I was the only one dreaming of immortals!"

The man was taken aback: "You are dreaming about the same thing as me?" )