Chapter 44: Another Scheme
This old man changed three tricks in three days, and each time he gave Bing Sanzhang a lot of vitality points, how could such an enthusiastic good person be willing to play it directly.
When I got out of the thatched house, I happened to see a few men squatting at the door, one holding a large bowl of noodles, lined up under the shade of the tree, and one by one was burying his head in eating.
Bing Sanzhang greeted: "Eh, brother, come and take your class master and old man back." The old man drank too happily, and after a few glasses, he drank high. Speaking of which, it's also to blame that I didn't dissuade the old man, it seems that this little wine can only be continued next time!"
He shook his head as he spoke, with an unhappy expression.
More than a dozen men were directly stunned, each biting half of the noodles in their mouths, you look at me, I look at you, no one knows what the situation is. Didn't you go with sweat medicine? Why didn't this kid fall, and Zhang Ye was finished first?
In the end, the man who led the donkey reacted quickly, finished eating the noodles in three or five times, stood up with a wipe of his mouth, and said politely: "It's bothering to get the shopkeeper!
turned around and kicked a few people's buttocks, and those men reluctantly put down the bowl, followed him into the thatched hut and set up the old man Zhang who had slept to death.
walked all the way back to his tent, and a man couldn't help but say: "What's going on, didn't you say that you were fascinated by the shopkeeper, why was the shopkeeper fine, but Zhang Ye himself fell." ”
"Hmph! I think Zhang Ye is also old and confused!" Someone snorted angrily: "I can't give up the good wine in my private collection, and I get drunk first with a greedy cup." ”
The donkey man shouted: "Shut up, shut up, shut up, what are you talking about? Who can do this kind of thing except for the two of you who have no heart and lungs? Are you still being taken care of by Zhang Ye along the way? Do you have a little conscience one by one!"
Seeing that he was angry, someone next to him said with a smile: "Brother Pan, don't be angry, this rammer's head is a pickle pimple, and he never listens to what he says, and you don't know it." Brothers, aren't you in a hurry! Zhang Ye is so drunk, we don't know what to do!"
The donkey man also scratched his head a little, the old man Zhang was lying here, and the shopkeeper was not in good spirits. Needless to say, Meng's sweat medicine must be blind.
The inexplicable failure of three times in a row made him always feel a little unclear in his heart. If you want to give up directly, leave Baihugang overnight, but I'm afraid that it will be bad, and now it's really a dilemma for him.
Seeing that he was hesitating, the man said tentatively: "Why don't we call Zhang Ye up?"
The man leading the donkey was stunned for a moment, and said, "But the sweat medicine ......."
"Hey, what's that, splash cold water, and wake up in a blink of an eye!"
"That'...... Okay!" The donkey leader was really out of options, so he could only agree.
The other Chinese characters are hot in their hearts. Touching the pain on his face, he smiled heartily.
It can be regarded as a chance, and it is a bright revenge!
Several people quickly took Zhang Ye to the side of the stream, first splashed it twice with his hand, saw that the old man Zhang did not react, and did not ask the donkey man to agree, several men grabbed the old man Zhang and threw him directly into the creek.
"Poof!"
Looking at the splash on the water, several men were about to laugh crookedly. The donkey man rolled his eyes, but he didn't see it.
For a long time, I didn't see anyone coming out of the water, and the man leading the donkey said that it was not good, so he scolded and rushed into the stream to pull the old man out of the stream.
When I lifted it to the shore to take a look, I found that there was nothing wrong with it, and after coughing twice and spitting a few mouthfuls of water, it was followed by snoring.
This left everyone dumbfounded.
What kind of thing is this! Can you fall asleep underwater?
"Brother Pan, can't you go on like this, it's almost dark, why don't you hit it lightly?" a man suggested.
"Gently?" the donkey man hesitated.
"Don't worry! After all, Zhang Ye is old, and he is a senior!" several men patted their chests together and promised.
"That's the one who will come here!"
Several men were overjoyed, one helped the old man Zhang up, and the other fanned out a big mouth. The people behind didn't care if it had any effect, so they immediately followed up and continued to smoke.
"Bang Bang!"
This **** mouth smoking, the donkey man couldn't bear to look at it directly, and said in his heart: But let these bastards get a chance, and so is Zhang Ye, even if these people are bastards, but you usually have to beat and scold, and you haven't even said a good word, which is too much.
After a few slaps, Old Man Zhang's mouth was obviously swollen.
When the last person was about to get started and relieve his hatred, Old Man Zhang's snoring broke off and opened his eyes in a daze.
The man froze there all of a sudden, and the expression on his face froze.
Old man Zhang didn't see who was in front of him clearly because of his sleepy eyes, so he felt pain on his face, something in his mouth, and spit it out when he turned his head, and then looked at it, and it was two big teeth.
looked at the two big teeth in a daze, reached out and touched the swollen half of his face, and it took a long time to realize what had happened.
A burst of fire came up, and the whole person instantly sobered up, glaring and shouting, "Who did it?"
The man who was frozen in front of him was in a hurry, and hurriedly threw himself to the ground, shouting with joy on his face: "Master Zhang, you are awake! You have been poured sweat medicine by the shopkeeper!"
As soon as these words were interrupted, Old Man Zhang's thinking was forced to turn around, and he patted his thigh and said, "Eh, it's broken! Meng's sweat medicine doesn't work!"
Seeing that the words worked, the man hurriedly struck while the iron was hot, and said, "Master Zhang, what do you say, this is the third time." This White Tiger Gang seems to be a real evil sect, or let's run first!"
Old man Zhang slapped him and said angrily: "Run a fart! His grandmother, I don't believe that we can't deal with a small black shop." ”
Someone whispered: "People don't sell human meat buns, why did it become a black shop!"
"I said yes!" Old man Zhang snorted: "Don't give me nonsense, and immediately call someone to go to the forest to collect dry firewood." Since there is an evil sect happening when you get close, then this time you simply won't get close. I'm going to set it on fire tonight, and I don't believe in evil yet!"
"Yes!" a few men agreed loudly, turned around and ran away.
Waiting for Old Man Zhang's anger to subside slightly, the donkey man hesitated to approach.
"What's the matter?"
"That, Master Zhang, don't you think there's something strange on your face?"
Old man Zhang was stunned for a moment, and then covered his face and almost didn't jump up: "Eh, my mother, why is my face swollen like this, by the way, I lost two teeth, who did this grandma?!"
The donkey man looked at him sympathetically, but he didn't speak.