45 The thugs went on the ship of thieves
I looked at the breakfast stall and said heavily, "It looks like you haven't come out of that shadow yet, otherwise you wouldn't have come out and just sold breakfast after so many years." ”
Yu Li complained, "Do you still eat breakfast? ”
The guy wiped his sweat and said, "How wonderful is your student life......
"That is, back then, my brother was the first of the Ten Heavens Figures among the students of Aoki City!"
As if he was thinking about something, he exclaimed, "You are a hero?!"
"That's right!" I didn't think that anyone would remember my identity, so I said very proudly: "Back then, my friends on the road called me a hero when they gave face!"
Yu Li ate the last piece of rice noodles and said, "Yo, it turns out that the boss has been called a hero by others since you were a child, and you really can't see it." ”
I waved my hand and said humbly, "It's just a title, but it's just a name, and don't mention the past." ”
However, the guy didn't pay attention to my past and didn't mention this sentence again, he said to Yu Li excitedly: "It is said that as soon as he fights, he jumps out and shouts 'Ben Daxia is here!' with such a prefix." So he was later called a hero by others, and the word hero became a replacement word for comics. When we cursed, we scolded, 'You're a hero!'"
The guy stretched out his hand to shake my hand, and I didn't plan to pay attention to him, but in the spirit of a hero, I still reluctantly shook his hand.
I said, "Having said so much, who are you?"
The young man was about to speak, when the aunt and the proprietress in the back shouted to him.
"Dongzi, what are you rubbing? Come and bring it to the guest. ”
I pointed at him excitedly and said, "You are really the king Yingdong who often pulls his pants!"
"No, well, wait a minute. ”
The guy hurriedly ran back again, and I didn't care about him, and used disposable chopsticks to eat the rice rolls.
Soon the orangutan and the dog's special disposable box rice rolls also came, and the buns also came, the two of them used chopsticks, and the dog brother used his tongue, behaving magically and eating badly, causing many people to watch.
While eating, I told Yu Li about the next plan, and asked him to help us find a pickup truck around here and go with us to "get the money". But this guy didn't know where to borrow a small truck around here, so he could only ask around later.
The guy is done, and we're already halfway through it.
He came up to us and formally introduced me, "My name is Liu Qidong. ”
A piece of cheong fun almost choked me to death, and I looked back at him in surprise.
"Is it the milk tea girl, that Liu Qiangdong?!"
“...... My name is very similar to the name of Liu Qiangdong in Jingdong, there is nothing wrong with it, that is, there is an iron word next to the word in the middle of the side. ”
"But I still don't know you. ”
When Liu Qidong heard me say this, he pointed at himself a little shyly and said, "That's it, it's the person who I came to your house with others to find a weasel, and was spit on by that beautiful man, and almost disfigured that." ”
When he said that, I remembered that I had indeed seen such a person, but it had been more than two months, and he was still vomited and disfigured, and I could not recognize who was with whom.
"Oh, it's you, boy, you recognize it. Your skin seems to be getting better. ”
It's strange that this bastard who has become a little white face (should I call him that now?), is now in the cheong fun business.
He touched his face and fell into anguish.
"What if your face is white, you won't let me see Xiao Lu. ”
"Of course, let Xiao Lu play with a gangster, I have to be afraid that she will learn badly. Don't you know how hard it is to be a parent?"
Liu Qidong said to me seriously: "Since I was saved by Xiao Lu, I have not been a gangster!" He raised his head, recalled, and said with a stupid face full of dementia: "At that time, she appeared in front of me like an angel and applied fairy water to my face, which made me feel like I was reborn, and my life was full of hope from now on." ”
Damn, can you not be so numb?
However, I am very pleased that he was able to get out of the gangsters and work in a down-to-earth manner. Just let him yy, it's okay to have some fantasies.
I suddenly thought of a question, so I asked him, "Do you know that her name is Midori, when did I tell you, when did you last come to look for a weasel?"
"Just a month ago. Liu Qidong looked at me suspiciously: "Didn't your subordinates tell you?"
"What?"
"It's that I've been here three times, sneaking into your house twice, and you just happened to be away at that time, and I was chased away by your men, and they told me that the girl's name was Midori. ”
Hey, with such a thing, this kid is really very persistent.
But I didn't remember what they told me.
"I see, it's because they don't bother to tell me because they don't think your presence makes sense at all. ”
Liu Qiaodong's expression suddenly fell into the ice cave.
Yu Li picked up the bun and said, "Boss, it's too hurtful to speak." ”
I put down my chopsticks, pressed Liu Qidong's shoulder very apologetically, and said, "I'm sorry, my brother has spoken frankly, so you can forgive my brother." ”
“...... I hate you. ”
We all got up and got ready to leave. Liu Qidong suddenly asked us, "Where are you going?"
Looking at his anxious appearance, it seems that he still has bad intentions for Xiao Lu, and wants to break through from me, the head of a bad guy, and get close to Xiao Lu.
I didn't say angrily, "Where are we going, do you know what to do? We are all people who do big things, why should we tell you for no reason?"
Liu Qidong saw that we had something to do, and he seemed to be quite good. He pleaded and said, "Brother Mu, just tell me, maybe there is something that can help you." ”
I want to reject him, and if he pesters me again, I'll kick him away.
But Yuli whispered to me, "Just ask him where he has a car, or he will know." ”
Well, that makes sense.
I had to ask Liu Qiaodong if there was anything about a small truck in the vicinity, but he patted his heart on the spot and said proudly: "I said it earlier, why did I think I have a small truck!"
Our eyes lit up and we hurriedly asked him, "Where?"
He pointed to the pickup truck parked on the side of the road not far from the breakfast stall: "That car is the one that my mother and I use to transport the tables, stools and other things to this breakfast stall every morning, and when it is after nine o'clock, we will move our things home and put them away...... Do you want a car?"
Tsk, this pickup truck is broken enough, rust everywhere, and the glass of the windows is still partially cracked. It's like the old bread that I'm still parked in the car used to be.
"To use is to use ......"
I took out my phone and looked at the time, it was only eight o'clock, and it would be nine o'clock in an hour.
I said, "Can't you hurry up if you have to wait too long?"
"Uh...... This one. Liu Qidong looked at his mother in embarrassment, and his mother was busy making rice rolls and ignored it.
I walked to Liu's mother and made it clear that I wanted to rent their small truck. Mother Liu happily agreed, because I handed her three Grandpa Mao.
However, Liu's mother was still not at ease, so she called Liu Qidong to walk with us. Liu Qidong naturally wanted to do this, I thought about it, and felt that there was no way, so I let Liu Qidong come together, pulling this kid like a thief, anyway, I don't feel any trouble in my conscience.
I told Liu Qiaodong that I was going to the green community in the west of Aoki City, driven by Liu Qiaodong, I took the co-pilot, and Yu Li and Brother Gorilla took my modern one.
Along the way, Liu Qiaodong asked me what I was going to do, I thought about it for a while, and decided to let Liu Qiaodong join this great industry of robbing the rich and helping the poor. In fact, this Liu Qidong still looks quite delicate, if he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, ordinary people would not have thought that he was a gangster. And now he's out of the gangster business.
"Go to a friend's house and get some money. "I'm 'honest' to say that.
Liu Qidong nodded clearly, and actually really believed it. He didn't want to think that I was driving a little Hyundai, and if I was really just going to a friend's house, where would I need to ask him for a pick-up truck.
He asked me again, "What friend?"
"Rich friends are, don't ask so much. ”
Liu Qidong reluctantly concentrated on driving.
When passing through a street with many stalls, there were many pedestrians on the road, and Liu Qiaodong slowly drove a small truck across the street.
I was bored and staring at the roadside stalls, my eyes almost falling asleep. Suddenly, when I saw a stall with children's cartoon masks, I called out to Liu Qidong and told him to stop.
After parking, I got out of the car and went to the cartoon mask stall, picked three masks and returned to the car.
Liu Qidong started the car again, and asked me curiously as he drove: "Brother Mu, why are you buying this thing?
He also has a point, Midori should be interested in this thing. But the truth is, this thing isn't meant to be played.
"You'll find out in a moment. ”
I asked Liu Qidong to drive to the side of the road where no one was around, and Yu Li also drove my Hyundai to stop behind.
I chose one of the Monkey Kings from the mask and threw it to Liu Qidong and said, "Put it on." ”
"Ahh ”
Liu Qidong was puzzled and took Sun Wukong to look left and right, not understanding what I was going to do.
"If you wear it, why do you talk so much nonsense?"
Liu Qidong had no choice but to put on a mask.
I got out of the car and drove to the Hyundai car in the back, and threw one of the superhuman masks to Yu Li, and Yu Li was still quite clever, and he knew what was going on at a glance, so he put it on without asking, and got out of the car to take off the license plates on the front and back of the Hyundai car.
Brother Dog looked at the mask of a black cat sheriff still in my hand, and looked at me expectantly.
"What about me?"
"Ahhh No one else will notice a stray dog. ”
“......”
I went to Liu Qiaodong's pickup truck and took off the front and rear license plates, took the two license plates back and sat on the car, and threw them at my feet.
Liu Qidong looked at me incredulously and asked, "What are we going to do here, to take off the car film and wear a mask?"
It's stupid, I don't understand it.
I put the mask of Sheriff Black Cat on and said to him, "Go to a mask party at a friend's house." ”
"No way! Even if you do go to a mask party, you don't want to take off the car, do you?
Hey, it's not too stupid.
I told him very righteously, "Yes, we are going to do bad things now, what's the matter?
Liu Qidong was not intimidated by me, but said to me very spinely: "Tell you, I won't do bad things anymore." Midori is my goddess, and her holy light will always illuminate my heart!"
I slapped him with one palm, and the Monkey King mask was also crooked to the side.
"Mom, I've put up with you for a long time, can you be more disgusting?!"