03 When the rich second generation bought the monsters
The three of us were despised by the demons, and even Wang Shien couldn't stand it, and his expression showed contempt. But I'm still very proud, at least I want 10 million, money, not like Gorilla and Brother Dog who want food or cigarettes.
Regarding our request, which is actually just my request, Wang Shien hesitated for a moment and said, "If you are willing to agree to let me go and teach me abilities, these requirements are okay." ”
The orangutan and the dog brother immediately blossomed, and their smiles were extremely bright. Huang You saw that Wang Shien really agreed, and he wanted to say that he didn't dare to say it, it seemed that he must regret not making a request.
However, I am still very unhappy, because Wang Shien still dares to ask for the ability to teach, and he has not started beating him by hanging him from a tree just now, which is a bit of a waste.
I pretended to be angry: "You still want to learn abilities!" casually took off his old cloth shoes and threw them to Wang Shien.
"This also hit?!"
When Wang Shien saw me take off my shoes, he reacted, and quickly twisted his waist like a bug to dodge my cloth shoes. My cloth shoes flew far past Wang Shien and flew more than ten meters away.
I was silent, originally speaking, I could pick it up and put it on as soon as I hit Wang Shien. But after the shoes flew so far, I was in an awkward situation now. Standing on one foot, don't lift up with a torn sock on one foot, the image is not very good.
I said to Brother Dog, "Brother Dog, help me pick up my shoes." ”
Brother Dog raised his head and said conceitedly: "I am a dignified dog! ”
...... You're a stupid dog!
I turned my head to look at Huang You and ordered, "Xiao Huang, help me pick up my shoes and come back." ”
Huang You walked two steps away from me aggrievedly and said, "Boss, I'm not a stupid dog, I'm a smart weasel, I won't pick up shoes." ”
"You, you, you!"
I was depressed, and when I saw Huang You's unyielding appearance, I knew that it was useless to look for him, so I looked at other monsters, but they all turned their heads away and pretended not to see my gaze.
"A bunch of unsympathetic monsters, I'm...... Huh!"
In a fit of rage, I jumped on one foot to the shoes that had flown away, but my balance was not well controlled, and I didn't take a few steps before I screamed and fell to the ground eating shit.
Rather than worry, none of the youkai came to pick me up, and they ignored me once again.
When I picked up the shoes and put them on, the orangutan dog actually put Wang Shien down, politely slapped him with ashes, said all the good things, and accused me of all this being my fault.
I picked up a branch and ran towards them, and the orangutan and the dog brother ran immediately, and while running, they didn't forget to turn around and shout to Wang Shien: "We teach you to practice witchcraft, don't forget what you give us what you want!"
Desperate! Now people, monsters, and monsters are all corrupted by the material, what kind of thing has happened?
I chased them all the way, and finally the scarlet and the dog slipped onto the roof. After shouting a few words of intimidation, they didn't come down, so I had to reluctantly walk back to the orchard, only to find that Wang Shien had a good chat with the monsters, and his polite appearance towards the other monsters at this time disgusted me, not at all like the arrogance when we first met.
Could it be that after a few intimidations like this, he will learn to behave?
When I approached them, I only heard Wang Shien talking to the monsters: "Brother Huang wants money, I can give you a part of it in 10 million miles, as long as you help persuade that rascal." Brother Shi wants his skin to be less rough, I can send some skin care products, or a free gold card from a very good beauty salon to you. Huo Xiao...... Sir, if you like to read, I'll send a library of books. Miss Green, it's more difficult, then I'll send you a tablet and install a clipboard software, so that Miss Green can write and draw casually......"
The demons seemed to be satisfied, and treated Wang Shien a lot more politely. But the anger in my heart increased exponentially.
Ahhhh What? My 10 million will be given to Huang You! What? Call me a hooligan! What? Shi Dashan uses skin care products! What? Huo Yu ...... Well, there's no problem with loving books, but where do I have a library here to store books? What? Midori uses a tablet! Forget it, just throw her a useless notebook.
"Do you want me to die?!"
I ran in a rage, and Wang Shien and the monsters all looked panicked when they saw me, as if they had done something shady and shady, but it was really the case.
When I walked towards Wang Shien with heavy steps, Xiao Lu was the first to open her hands in front of me and screamed, and I pushed her aside with one hand.
Huang You was the second one in front of me, and as soon as I wanted to say something, I shouted angrily: "You dare!"
He immediately shrank his head obediently and flashed to the side.
The third one standing in front of me was Huo Yu, who shook his head gently at me and said, "Boss, if you have something to say, why bother ......"
"Don't forget that I was the one who rescued you from Big Mom in the fruit shop that day!"
"I haven't forgotten this kindness......"
"Don't forget that I let you live in the same room as the mountain!"
Huo Yu immediately bowed his head in shame and got out of the way.
However, just when I was about to come to Wang Shien after overcoming one difficulty after another, Shi Dashan blocked me like a small mountain, which immediately made my arrogance disappear a lot.
He was embarrassed and said, "Boss......"
I pressed one hand on his towering shoulder and said, "It turns out that you have always wanted to make your skin whiter, why didn't you tell me earlier." ”
"But what's the use of telling the boss about you? you won't buy me skincare products, and you won't send me to the beauty salon. ”
Damn, when did Shi Dashan understand me like this?
"There are no skin care products, and you don't have to go to the beauty salon, isn't it the best beauty product if you ask Xiaolu for some resin?"
Shi Dashan woke up like a dream and said wide-eyed, "That's right!" Shi Dashan immediately got out of the way.
Wang Shien stood in front of me nervously, and took two steps back, for fear that I would get angry and eat him. He is still in the middle of the change that the monsters have just said and now regrets such a quick change, and he can't wake up. But I deeply realize that these guys will betray your Lord at any time, and I can't believe it.
I pressed one hand on his shoulder and said heavily, "Classmate, you looked very hung just now." ”
Wang Shien reluctantly smiled and said, "Just a joke just now, Mr. Mu don't take it seriously." ”
"I'll make you kid!" punched him in the belly, kicked him to the ground with two kicks, and punched him to the ground, until he called me a wooden name, I finally stopped, tired.
I gasped and said to the youkai, "Okay, hang him back on the tree." No one is allowed to save him this time, otherwise I will glaring at the person who saved this kid and making him incontinent, and I will do what I say!"
The monsters are bumpy, and I don't know if they'll do it, but now I want to go home and drink water. Oh, it looks like it's almost lunchtime.
"Huang You, hurry up and cook after tying him up, I'm hungry. ”
So Wang Shien was hung on the tree sadly, scolding us for a while, and begging sadly for a while, but there was no monster to save him.
At noon, after having lunch with the monsters, I suddenly thought of a fruit shop.
You know, that's a steady source of income right now, and I didn't visit it for three weeks, which makes me feel weird. It's like your wife staying alone in an empty room for three weeks and not seeing each other, will you be worried?
Ahem, I don't have a wife yet, don't I, I don't even have a girlfriend.
I'm going to go to the fruit shop to see it, and as soon as I put it up, I was immediately opposed by the monsters. I plugged my ears with my hands and let them bombard me, constantly trying to persuade me not to go out. But after all, they were youkai who could cultivate quietly for decades, and I was just a mortal - I used to be, so I couldn't bear this kind of life without leaving the boudoir.
When they said they were tired, I slapped one hand on the table and said to them loudly, "I have made up my mind, and you don't need to say much." ”
Then the tragic thing happened, they betrayed me again, hung me up, hung me next to Wang Shien, said to calm me down, and then clapped my hands and left.
Wang Shien was no longer afraid of me, or he had gone crazy after suffering so much anger that he had never suffered, and when he saw me being hung on a branch of a tree next to him less than a few meters away, he said to me with contempt: "Returning someone else's boss is a useless scoundrel at all!
I said angrily: "You kid is really tired of life!"
Wang Shien snorted coldly, restored his former pride and said, "There is a kind of you who came to beat me." ”
"Grass!
I twisted myself and shook myself up and down the tree, getting bigger and bigger, and was leaning towards Wang Shien.
Wang Shien was not to be outdone, he wanted to beat me for a long time, and he also writhed, swaying and shaking towards me.
When the two approached, we sneered, slammed into each other, and bounced away. Then he shook again, his face was hideous, he sneered, he slammed hard, snapped and bounced away, and fought simply and meaningfully.
After a dozen times, we finally got tired and stopped motionless, but we still kept scolding.
The orangutan and the dog picked fruits in the orchard, carrying bananas and other fruits and passing by here, and when they saw the two of us like this, the orangutan said to the dog brother jokingly: "Look, the two hanging salted fish are scolding each other, what an interesting thing." ”
Brother Dog licked his tongue and said greedily: "I still hope to hang two whole sheep, fragrant!"
I yelled at them, "Come and let me go, or you'll have something to look good at!"
"Cut. The orangutan cocked his ass in disdain and farted at me, and then walked away triumphantly.
Although Brother Dog didn't say a word, he still raised his ass leisurely and let out a fart, and then left after the orangutan master.
I tore my throat and shouted at them, "Two animals without knots~, you go to die!"