Chapter 160: Schrödinger's Cat Poop Coffee
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After Zhu Qiyi finished ordering, he began to move his hands and feet to the woman in purple. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info Didn't I say that Zhu Qiyi was not a good woman in terms of intelligence? It seems that the intelligence work of the Texas Division is not very good.
Zhu Qiyi deserves to be the first gentleman, and he does not shy away from everyone, and he proclaims ~ lewdness during the day. If there is a father, there must be a son! At the palace night banquet, Zhu Kuaibo was slandered by Zhu Leshi, the king of Shu, and it was probably not without reason.
A thought flashed through my mind, Lay's is made of potatoes, and potatoes are in direct competition with Kuaibo and Qiyi in business, it seems that the truth is like this.
When the wine was served, an attendant next to him tested the poison with a silver needle, and only served it after there was no problem. It seems that the method of using poison will not work.
Zhu Qiyi stretched out his hand to beckon the woman to sit together, and the woman in purple lay down in his arms delicately.
Suddenly, the cold flashed, and the woman burst out, and a dagger stabbed at Zhu Qiyi's chest.
Zhu Qiyi couldn't dodge and was stabbed.
It turned out to be a peer, I looked at the woman in purple, if you succeeded, wouldn't it save me trouble?
With a ding, the dagger couldn't penetrate a single bit. It is estimated that Zhu Qiyi is wearing gold silk soft armor, which is of course not surprising, King Qi's precious only son, has at least six god costumes on his body.
Two guards quietly arrived, and the woman stretched out her left hand and stabbed at Zhu Qiyi, and her left arm was cut off. The right hand reached out to grab Zhu Qiyi, and his right arm was cut off.
Zhu Qiyi sneered, you want to kill me? I'm afraid it's still a little tender.
The woman in purple was full of resentment, and said: "Zhu Qiyi, in the name of the Stray Cat Association, I will destroy you on behalf of the moon!"
opened his mouth and shot a silver needle towards Zhu Qiyi's face.
A bright light flashed, and the head of the woman in purple fell to the ground.
Zhu Qiyi looked at the blood all over the ground, but he didn't care, and beckoned everyone to continue eating, but he didn't know how they still had an appetite. It seems that the people in the Qi Palace's taste are not ordinary.
As soon as I sat down, I heard a man shouting from the upper floor of the street, "Death to the traitor!"
A large iron ball of more than 100 catties shot from the opposite side, and smashed towards Zhu Qiyi with a whirring momentum.
Zhu Qiyi's face did not change, and he reached out and grabbed a chicken leg. The iron ball has a thunderous momentum, if it is hit, it is strange that Zhu Qiyi is not a piece of meat.
saw a figure flash in front of Zhu Qiyi, and the iron ball was one meter away from him, and it was designated in the air by the old man. This internal force is really remarkable.
There was a scream from the opposite side, and the man who threw the iron ball was killed by a master hiding in the shadows.
A guard next to him said, Your Highness, this is the one hundred and thirty-seventh assassination this year.
Zhu Qiyi sighed, there were just a few tricks back and forth, and there were not even any fresh tricks.
I gasped when I heard this, Zhu Runze and Meng Heitan didn't pit me? At this moment, I found that I was not alone on the way to kill Zhu Qiyi.
Smack, my hand was excited, and the teacup fell to the ground and shattered.
The crowd looked at me. The rivers and lakes are a play, and the good and bad depend on acting skills. I pretended to be panicked, shouted that I had killed someone, and fled from the restaurant in a panic.
In May of the seventh year of Kaitai, I joined the army that assassinated the prince of Qi.
I decided to revise the assassination plan, and when I returned to the Silk Village, I saw Xie Delong and Mei Chuan Neiku eating grilled chicken, and I was so angry that I yelled, Lao Tzu is working hard outside, you actually steal me to eat meat!
The three of us had a day's meeting, studied various success and failure cases since ancient times, and found that all the famous Assassins ended up dead.
Jing Ke stabbed Qin, and Jing Ke died. Specializing in killing kings and officials, specializing in death. Tom Cruise kills Hitler, Tom dies. And the truly successful assassin is the one who kills the target, in the person
(This chapter is not finished, please turn the page) to evaporate, such as Kennedy's murderer.
On the second day, I led out of Dezhou City as an official of Qin Sanguan, so that even if something happened in the future, the government would not find out about my head, what a perfect alibi.
After walking five or six miles, I changed into a new mask and returned to Texas with a fake identity that Xie Delong had prepared for me.
Qin Shun's identity is a medicinal herb merchant, and he rented a warehouse outside the city and hired Meichuan Neiku to guard the warehouse for me. Every day or two, I have to go to the warehouse outside the city.
came and went, the red envelope opened the way, the wine and meat went first, and they became good brothers with the soldiers guarding the city gate. Of course, all this money is from Xie Delong, and I don't care if he takes the opportunity to make money or not.
I don't want to be the Jing Ke who will go down in history, no matter whether I succeed or fail, I will be ready to retreat first.
To assassinate Zhu Qiyi, you must get close to him, and you must not be suspected after the assassination. Zhu Qiyi is surrounded by a cloud of masters, assassinating by force, unless I have the strength when I was in the Demon Ming Lake, this is basically denied.
Doesn't Zhu Qiyi like to abuse cats, then do what he likes, a few days later, I opened a 10,000-cat building in the name of Liu Dahai on Desheng Street, the most prosperous in Dezhou Prefecture.
Wanmao Lou is a pet shop, and I hired two guys to take care of the storefront, and asked Xie Delong and Meichuan Neiku to collect wild cats and stray cats everywhere. Fifty Wen a cat, in less than ten days, nearly 9,000 were collected. More than 9,000 cats are placed in the warehouse, and 10,000 cats chirp in unison at night, so lively.
Sure enough, it didn't take long for Zhu Qiyi to come to the door, as the shopkeeper of Wanmao Building, I naturally waited for me. Zhu Qiyi is also generous, getting a dozen cats at a time, taking them to the backyard house, and brutally killing them, I doubt that this guy is a pervert, no, I can be sure that this guy is a pervert, and he gets pleasure from this kind of torture.
It's just that every time Zhu Qiyi arrives, he is accompanied by a master, and there is no chance to make a move at all. Xie Delong even wanted to change to a full-time career.
The operation did not go well, and I was very worried. But ten days later, there was good news from Umegawa Neiku.
Umegawa Michi: My lord, it worked!
I saw that he was holding a black, smelly thing in his hand, and covered his mouth and asked, what is this?
Mei Chuan Dao, the cat poop coffee I just researched! Cat poop coffee, people drink, delicious, cat drink, hair ~ spring!
I'm angry, what do you want to do, do you want to open Starbucks?
Umegawa took me to the backyard, got a dozen cats, gave the cats coffee, and then said, give them another drink, cat attack!
As soon as I pointed at him, you can try it! Mei Chuan refused, I took out the monitoring token and threatened him, and if he didn't do it, he would be deducted from the assessment points, and his performance would be halved. Mei Chuan was reluctant to drink it.
Within a few minutes, the smell of cat feces and coffee came out, and more than a dozen cats rushed towards Mei Chuan like crazy, opening their mouths to bite Mei Chuan.
Umegawa was about to fight back, but I stopped, "Aren't you a ninja?"
Mei Chuan was bitten by a cat and was covered in wounds, and it seemed that the attack effect was not bad, I said okay, and Mei Chuan stunned dozens of cats and threw them back into the cage.
Not bad, not bad! Do more and send it to the Qi Palace!
Sure enough, this cat poop coffee has a fragrant taste and excellent refreshing effect, and it is very popular in the Qi Palace. Zhu Qiyi was so happy about this, I asked Meichuan to continue to supply.
Half a month later, I felt that the time had come, so I sent a letter to the Qi Palace, saying that the cat abuse conference would be held on the fifth day of the first month of June, and the cat abuse masters from all walks of life in the Texas Mansion would be invited to come and invite His Royal Highness the Prince to be a guest.
On the fourth day of the first month, I went outside the city in the name of Qin Shun, and invited a few guards at the city gate to have a meal that night, and then told them by the way that I got some new things tomorrow, and then I would treat them in the evening.
On the fifth day of the first month of June, I asked Meichuan to increase the amount of cat feces coffee to feed the cats, and it didn't take long for this group of wild cats and stray cats to bark, and the sound came hundreds of meters.
At noon, all kinds of scoundrels and gangsters in Dezhou City, ruffians and hooligans, all came to Wanmao Building, and the invitation letter sent out before said that the cat abuse conference was presided over by His Royal Highness Zhu Qiyi, the prince of Qi, and set up a number of awards, the first prize of ten taels of silver, the second prize of five taels, and various commemorative awards. The ninth-rate billets in Texas City are basically here.
Zhu Qiyi came to Wanmaolou, we hurriedly greeted him, His Royal Highness the Prince came to preside over this cat abuse conference, and our Wanmaolou was full of brilliance!
Zhu Qiyi laughed, Wan Mao Lou Cat Abuse Conference, just you people will come up with this kind of bad idea if you find out the hobbies of this world. If you put it somewhere else, it's strange not to be sued by the Stray Cat Association. However, this son likes it!
I smiled, bowed my head and said, His Royal Highness is half the sky of the people of the Texas Prefecture, unless the sky falls, who dares to touch our Wanmao Tower?
I hurriedly let into the inner hall, instructed my subordinates to make coffee, and said respectfully, this is our new best cat poop coffee, and I also invite His Royal Highness the Prince to taste it.
A guard next to him took out a silver needle and nodded. Zhu Qiyi took a sip, felt that it tasted good, and said, a few more cups!
I said in my heart that if you drink hard, it will make you feel crooked for a while. said on his lips, this cat abuse conference, there is still a reluctant invitation, and I hope His Royal Highness the Prince can appreciate his face?
Zhu Qiyi tasted coffee, as if nothing happened, let's listen!
This Wanmaolou cat abuse meeting, please also ask His Royal Highness the Prince to preside over the cat release ceremony for this meeting!
Zhu Qiyi laughed, what's the matter, don't talk about letting the cat go, I will also participate in the cat abuse competition for a while!
At noon, Xie Delong presided over the meeting, talked about the rules of the game, precautions, weapons are not allowed, all rely on their own skills, etc., and then the gong sounded: the following with warm applause, please ask His Royal Highness the Prince to preside over the cat release ceremony!
Zhu Qiyi drank the last sip of coffee, accompanied by several guards, walked into the house of ten thousand cats, and was very happy when he heard the cat's ~ love cry.
At the moment when Zhu Qiyi pulled the cage rope, an iron door of the Ten Thousand Cats House fell, trapping Zhu Qiyi and several guards into the house.
Before the others noticed the abnormality, Mei Chuan and Xie Delong and I rode the fast horses that had been prepared for a long time, and galloped all the way to the gate of Texas. Since they had already greeted the guards at the city gate, the guards did not stop them and ran out of the city.
Xie Delong asked worriedly, Lord Inspector, are you sure that you can kill Zhu Qiyi in this way?
I asked, have you ever heard of Schrödinger's cat? According to quantum physics, he is now in a state of both death and life, and you can never know whether he is dead or alive unless a third person observes him.
Xie Delong sighed, quantum physics, the inspector said so mysteriously, his subordinates don't understand.
I laughed and said, you can't complain about the government if you are hard, and you should study more if you are ugly.
Three days later, the news that Zhu Qiyi was dismembered by 10,000 cats came from the Texas government. King Qi was furious, and all the cats in Texas were all over the house, and since then, there have been no cats in Texas!
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Author's words: This plot is a bit absurd, the scene of the bloody assassination has been used by people for the old, and I am constantly trying to write new ways, cat lovers don't crusade against me, I also love cats. Sanguan immediately returned to the capital, the Central Plains Dart Bureau encountered a crisis of trust and reputation risk, and the four mysterious organizations in the capital surfaced to see how Qin Sanguan resolved and how to fight against the old fritters in the workplace!
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