Chapter 9: Uncle Swallowing Clouds
"Little junior brother, it's too late today, I can't let us call you to get up every time, next time I will tell Zecheng that when he goes to the back mountain to practice, he will call you up. [Ran^Text^Library] [][For more exciting novels, please visit]" Su Rutong said with some blame.
"Senior sister, don't, Zecheng's kid gets up very early every day, although we live in the same yard, but we can't see him at normal times, only talk to him at night, he can get up during the day, but I really can't get up." "Yao" Shan said pleadingly, looking at Senior Sister Su's serious face, he felt that it would not work, and turned his eyes begging for mercy at Senior Sister Ling.
Lingyu laughed and said, "Little junior brother, you don't have to look at me, Senior Sister Su and I are all for your good, and the rules set by Master Xuanshu are also for cultivation, so junior brother should come on, and get up early tomorrow." ”
Seeing that there was no hope, the "Medicine" Mountain had to find a step for himself to go down, and said, "Okay, two senior sisters, I must get up early tomorrow." ”
"It's good to know, as a reward for the obedience of the little junior brother, I will take you to the senior sister for dinner today, the meals made by your senior brothers are unpalatable to death. Su Rutong was really coaxing the 'medicine' mountain like an adult, and Lingyu continued: "The food cooked by Senior Sister Jingxian is the best, today must be Senior Sister Jingxian's cooking, little junior brother, you have a good mouth today." ”
Of course, Yaoshan was happy to hear that he could go to the two senior sisters to eat, thinking about the rice cooked by the senior brothers in his yard, it was miserable, but when he thought about it, it was his turn to cook today, and the original beautiful mood suddenly fell to the bottom, so he had to say to the two senior sisters: "I can't go today, the senior uncles and brothers are still waiting for me to cook!" Senior Sister Su and Senior Sister Ling couldn't let the 'Medicine' Mountain go anymore, after all, it was the rule of the Baishan Mountain for the junior and younger brothers to take turns cooking, so they had to let the 'Medicine' Mountain go to Baiyungui's place to look for them after eating. Because the disciples in this courtyard are taught the Taoism by Uncle Tunyun, and Uncle Tunyun is a person who loves food, so even if the senior brothers burn it badly, they also compete to cook the food, and win the praise of Uncle Tunyun, although sometimes they are scolded for not getting the reward.
"Which fool's cooking is so unpalatable, isn't the salt in Baishan bought with silver?" As soon as Uncle Tunyun spoke, the disciples under the seat had to stand in a row, and the person who cooked the vegetables today stood in the closest place to Uncle Swallowing Yun, and the others lined up in turn. Waiting for Uncle Shi's lecture, the senior brothers are also used to this rule of Uncle Shi, and Uncle Shi often makes these senior brothers angry, and several senior brothers don't care. Uncle Swallow Yun's lecture is very ugly, there is no fairy frame at all, let alone a fairy temperament, like an authentic mortal reprimanding his child, tall and fat, like Maitreya Buddha in Buddhism, his waist is like a big wooden barrel. Despite this, several senior brothers will say that Tunyun is a good master, and they will not resent Uncle Tunyun in their hearts.
"Medicine" Mountain said goodbye to the two senior sisters and returned to the backyard, over the door of the front yard, the four words on the door with excellent penmanship "drink fragrant food", quite a taste of the restaurant. "Medicine" Mountain walked over, Uncle Swallow Yun and a senior brother sat on the dining table in a regular manner, several pairs of eyes stared at "Medicine" Mountain, making "Medicine" Mountain "Mao" and "Mao" in his heart, and he didn't know what to do, he stood under the eaves of the backyard in a daze, and the birds under the eaves also closed their mouths nervously, no longer chattering. Looking at the expressions of a few people who seemed to be angry, their hearts were even more up. Didn't I just come back a little late? Uncle Swallowing Yun was angry, I didn't get up this morning according to the regulations, but I am not Uncle Swallowing Clouds' apprentice, he shouldn't care, right? How did I provoke a few senior brothers, I remember that I didn't mess with anyone, what's wrong with this today? Why are they all looking at me like this?
When Yaoshan was at a loss in his heart, he thought to himself, since you are all like this, I better hurry up and cook. Just as the "Medicine" Mountain was about to leave, Uncle Swallow Yun grabbed the chopsticks in one hand and smashed them on the table, and the fleshy lips on his face said something that made the "Medicine" Mountain smile bitterly: "Open the meal, open the rice, open the rice!", coincidentally, one stone stirred up a thousand waves, and the senior brothers also held chopsticks in their hands and shouted: "Open the meal, open the meal, open the meal!".
That scene really made the "Yao" Mountain want to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, so he had to hold it hard, Uncle Tunyun was such a big person and was as naughty as a child all day long, and he didn't cook on time to come to this trick. The "Medicine" Mountain has been holding back from laughing, but Uncle Swallowing Yun laughed first, his cute mouth cracked, and his eyes were about to be hidden in the flesh, and the senior brothers also laughed, and they all ran down, coaxing the "Medicine" Mountain to resist and twist it to the kitchen. The "Medicine" Mountain couldn't break free, so he could only shout loudly: "Senior brothers, I was wrong this time, let me go down, let me go down." ”。 A senior brother named Li Yichang said: "Today, our junior brother 'Yao' Mountain came back late, delaying our meal time, should we punish him." The senior brothers also pushed the boat down the river and shouted loudly in unison: "Yes!" The "Medicine" Mountain was lifted by so many senior brothers and couldn't resist at all, so they had to be carried by them, and they threw it upwards one by one, and they were a little frightened at first, but after throwing it for a while, they got used to it.
After being sent to the kitchen like this, the senior brothers helped to prepare the meal after a while, and Uncle Tunyun actually repaired his beard when he was bored and waiting. Looking at the food sent by the apprentices, Uncle Tunyun suddenly became interested, and without saying anything, he picked up the chopsticks and tasted them, and after tasting them all, he said: "This eggplant was copied by Xiao Li, it is too salty, you kid want to die as a teacher, drag it down and fight." Several disciples cooperated with Uncle Tunyun's words to make a show, and they were also having fun, and pointed to the next dish and said: "This bamboo shoot is roasted by Longsheng, it is too light and tasteless, and it will work hard next time, and it will be improved compared to last time." The disciples also cooperated to praise Long Sheng, and Long Sheng looked at Li Yichang with a gloating expression, and Senior Brother Li pursed his lips in return to Long Sheng. Uncle Tunyun continued his food appreciation homework, and when he tasted the dishes of "Medicine" Mountain, his face "revealed" a little incomprehensible expression, and all the disciples were also looking forward to the master's first evaluation of "Medicine" Mountain, and they all sweated for the little junior brother. Uncle Tunyun put down his chopsticks and looked into the distance thoughtfully. I have never seen such an expression from the master, why is this? The disciples were puzzled, and the "Medicine" Mountain was even more confused, and their hearts were also very worried.
"This dish, although it is still a little bit short of heat and a lot of things, but your little junior brother has made this dish with heart, and this point is much better than you. Uncle Tunyun said, and the senior brothers booed, disdainful of Uncle Swallowing Yun's answer. At this time, it is possible to be disrespectful, and whenever it is time to eat, it is the time when these people are the happiest.
"Look at what you have become one by one, hey, let's not talk about you first, eat and eat, that 'medicine' mountain, give me a bowl of rice first, you have to understand the rules. "Uncle Swallow Cloud is a very cheerful person, and as he spoke, he looked at the 'Medicine' Mountain with a sly look. 『Yao』 Shan was also willing to join this somewhat abnormal collective, so he nodded with a smile and said, "Since Uncle Shi said it, the apprentice must remember it deeply." ”
After the tea and dinner, Master Tunyun sat on the chair and picked his teeth, and the other senior brothers also spread out on the bench, looking at a table of leftovers, no one got up to clean up, and the "medicine" mountain also saw the clues, but it was not good to stay here for a long time, after all, the two senior sisters were still waiting at the Baiyun return, but they couldn't let the two of them wait in a hurry, or they would have to be scolded.
Just when the "medicine" mountain didn't know what to do, a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in his head. "Medicine" Shan covered his chest, pretending that the injury had recurred, covering it with his hands, hunched his waist and tucked his abdomen, perhaps because his acting skills were too high, some cold sweat flowed out of his forehead, and said to Uncle Tunyun: "Uncle Junior, I'm going to find Senior Brother Yun, my wound is starting to hurt." A few of them really believed it, and asked with concern, looking at the cold sweat on the forehead of the "medicine" mountain, they didn't dare to delay.
"Xiao Li, go and call Yun Yilan. Uncle Swallow Cloud said.
"No need, uncle, I can go by myself. After speaking, the "Yao" Mountain ignored the few senior brothers around him who were supporting him, and left quickly.
After watching the "Medicine" Mountain leave, after a while, Uncle Swallow Yun seemed to react, and said: "Today, Xiao Li will brush the dishes, all the disciples will disperse, next time, the little junior brother will not let go of such a trick again, double the punishment, this time I will write it down first." ”
"Master, this is not fair, you punish me for making a mistake?" Li Yichang retorted.
"Let's disperse!" Uncle Swallow Yun flicked his sleeve robe and left, ignoring Xiao Li. The other senior brothers looked at Senior Brother Li like this, and came over one after another to express their "sympathy" and left one after another.
As soon as the "Medicine" Mountain left the courtyard, he hurriedly ran towards Baiyun Gui, not daring to delay for a moment. At this time, there are still some thin clouds in Tiantong, so the sunlight is not too dazzling, the flowers and plants along the way are bright, full of vitality, and some purple and pink "color" appeared on the distant mountain peaks, and there is an indescribable fairy temperament.
When there was still a bridge from Baiyungui, I had already heard the conversation between the two senior sisters. This made the "Medicine" Mountain very frightened, and it was a scolding, especially that Senior Sister Su, the entire female overlord, who moves her hands and feet all day long, has a high Taoism, and has a bad temper, which is really unprovoked. It's that Lingyu senior sister, who is really a very good woman, "sexual" Gewen is as weak as jade, and she is as graceful as moving, with a pair of big talking eyes and a curtain of black and bright hair, and a small lip that wants to kiss it, and her heart is excited.
"Yao" Shan Zheng heard the conversation between the two, and thought in his heart that it was too late anyway, so he might as well listen to what the two said.
"This 'medicine' mountain is too unpleasant, he came to see how I teach him. ”
"Senior sister, don't be angry, you should first review the fourfold realm of the Supreme Formation!"
"That's what you said, come and accompany me for two tricks, right?"
"This, forget it, I can't beat you, senior sister!"
"Why do you say that the master wants the two of us to take the little junior brother? The master will not be old and confused, and he doesn't understand how two masters can teach an apprentice!"
"Senior Sister Su, the master must have the master's idea when he does this, why do we want to do so much, can't we just teach the little junior brother well?"
"Senior sister, I also had nothing to do that day to send the little junior brother back, I wanted to let the little junior brother understand the rules, but I didn't expect my senior sister to break the rules, but, the junior brother called Whisk Water is really powerful, in such idleness, within three months, I will not be the opponent of Whisk Water, when I think of this, how can I steal my life like this. ”
"Senior Sister Su doesn't need to be in a hurry, why don't you let Senior Sister and I go to the master to discuss and discuss?
"We'll talk about it in two days. ”
The "Medicine" Mountain is hidden on the other side of the bridge, and the two senior sisters are on the other side of the bridge. There is no road on all sides, only a stone bridge is connected, at the top of the white mountain, if you stumble and fall, you must die. I don't know how many years ago, when there was no sect in Baishan, the clouds often gathered here, forming such a piece of land floating in the sky, and the clouds under the feet were often intertwined with various colors, very peculiar, according to the ancient books, this is the midpoint of heaven and earth, the clouds in the sky will not only gather here, but also the clouds of the world, will be generated here, it is very mysterious, the truth, but there is no need to listen carefully.
Just as the "Yao" Mountain was listening well, he accidentally stepped on an animal similar to a squirrel, and the "squirrel" let out a scream, which also attracted the attention of the two senior sisters.
"Whoever is there, report it. Senior Sister Su looked over here vigilantly.
Yaoshan didn't dare to make a sound, and hid in the dense bushes for a few more minutes. "Come out, junior brother, I've seen you, don't hide it anymore. "Senior Sister Su has already discovered him.
"Medicine" Mountain had to walk out stupidly, and there were a few leaves on his hair, which made Lingyu laugh. "Senior sister, how did you find me?
"How can I really understand the supremacy of Baishan Mountain, a little kid like you? When you comprehend to a certain level, you will know that the cultivation of the Supreme Formation can spread around and perceive the essence of all things. ”
"Medicine" Shan said yes, unwilling to hit Senior Sister Su's angry momentum, otherwise it would be another violent beating by Senior Sister Su.
"Have you learned how to connect the various meridians that you taught you yesterday?" Su Rutong leaned down and asked the "Medicine" Mountain, looking at Su Rutong so closely, he felt that this senior sister was so beautiful, but she was too short-tempered, if it weren't for this reason, she would have proposed marriage a long time ago, and listening to Senior Brother Li and a few of them faint after dinner, Senior Sister Su was so irritable because she couldn't find her in-laws, and she didn't know if it was true or not.
"Of course I learned, how can I live up to the two senior sisters. "The "Medicine" Mountain smiled evilly, Senior Sister Lingyu came from behind the "Medicine" Mountain, and wiped the round head of the "Medicine" Mountain behind the "Medicine" Mountain, and the sunlight made the surrounding "color" change from time to time, overwhelming, and it looked extraordinarily vibrant, and even the white clouds under her feet were not dyed extremely bright.
"Little junior brother, you have to work hard!" Senior Sister Ling's smile and smile are all a plain beauty painting, which makes people feel so pure. "I'm here to teach you today, let Senior Sister Su take a break. ”
"Medicine" Shan heard that it was taught by Senior Sister Ling, of course he was very happy, and it was no longer that serious expression, of course, it was good, and it might be very relaxed.
Senior Sister Su may have seen through the idea of the 'Medicine' Mountain, walked over and stared at the 'Medicine' Mountain and said, "If you go back today, Senior Sister Ling says that you are disobedient, tomorrow I will see how I make your head bloom." ”。 The "Medicine" Mountain didn't dare to disobey, so he had to say yes, and Senior Sister Su said to Senior Sister Ling: "If you can't do it, teach him a lesson, otherwise you will go to the cave of Yinyi to find me!"
Senior Sister Ling smiled, closed the moon and shy flowers, "Don't worry, Senior Sister Su, it's okay, I'll take a good look at him." ”
Senior Sister Su just left, and she looked back at the "Medicine" Mountain a few times with anxiety, and the "chaos" in the heart of the "Medicine" Mountain, for fear that she would change her mind and come back, so the gains would outweigh the losses.
Looking at Su Rutong's departing figure, Lingyu asked, "Little junior brother, what do you want to learn today?"
"Today I want to remember what happened to me? I must be able to remember who I am. "Yao" Shan pretended to be pitiful and asked about Lingyu, Lingyu was kind and sympathetic to this child who was in great distress, so he couldn't say anything, but he recalled what Senior Sister Su had said when she left, and his heart fell into a fight. "Medicine" Mountain found out about this, and said like a boat: "Senior Sister Ling, I think about who I am every day, but I can't find the answer in my memory, you just let me think about it!", Lingyu looked at the pitiful appearance of the little junior brother, and had to say: "Little junior brother, if I don't teach you anything, Senior Sister Su will talk about me again after I go back, why don't I tell you some stories, see if you can think of something from it, and sometimes the more you think about something, the more you can't think of it, and sometimes you think of it unintentionally, right?" ”
"Medicine" Mountain got the result he wanted the most, and he was about to jump up with joy, but there was no happy look on his expression.
"Come on, junior brother, let's sit down and talk. "Lingyu is dressed in white yarn, and there is a kind of solemnity in the beauty. "Medicine" Mountain sat under a pavilion in Baiyungui with Lingyu. At this time, the clouds in the distance were as white as Sister Ling's white dress, and the top of the mountain in the distance seemed to have gradually come out to cultivate after breakfast, overlooking the market town in the distance, the city walls and the people who were as small as ants, and they didn't know what kind of magnificent waves and what kind of instruments were magnificent. There are too many senior brothers hidden in the verdant forest, but from time to time there will be bursts of bright light, and that is the light emitted by the magic weapon during the practice! Just imagine where you want to go in this great world, and where you should stand on, it is better to be an ordinary mortal quietly, without this torture-like cultivation, even if there is anything good about immortals, immortality is really so tempting? I was born with three thousand troubles, and after becoming an immortal, I will not have it?" "Little junior brother, little junior brother?" Lingyu looked at the 'Medicine' Mountain in a daze in the distance, and called out to him softly.
"Yes. ”
"What did I say just now, did you hear that?" Lingyu was a little angry, this little junior brother is too difficult to discipline, next time you must not let Senior Sister Su leave.
"I'm sorry, senior sister, I just saw the mountains under this mountain and I was distracted, please talk about it again, I must listen carefully." "Yao" Shan said ashamedly.
Lingyu had no choice but to simply blame the 'Medicine' Mountain for a few words, and then said from the beginning: "Do you know Tiantong Mountain? The number one faction in the world, it turns out that the master is the master of Tiantong Mountain, Zhang Yuanshan, who is a sitting disciple, and is known as one of the Seven Heroes of Tiantong!"