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Why did Mr. Mo Da, the head of the Hengshan faction, never get married?

Mr. Mo Da, the head of the Hengshan faction, has never been married.

Once at a gathering of heroes, Liu Zhengfeng couldn't help but ask him: "Senior brother, you are old, why don't you marry a wife and have a baby?"

Mr. Mo Da's eyes were half-open and half-closed, he played his huqin, and said something slowly:

If you want to get married, you have to find a woman first, right? Marriage is a matter for men and women.

--Dongfang Undefeated's face sank, and his embroidery hand suddenly stopped.

So what kind of woman is good to find? If you find an ugly one, you will not be balanced in your heart for the rest of your life.

-- Ping looked around with one finger and began to look for a patient.

If you want to find a good-looking one, wait to recognize a group of brothers.

- Wu Sangui touched his nose.

There are those who come to rob clearly,

- Yang Tiexin was silent.

There are those who steal in secret,

-- Miao Renfeng took the case.

There's a next set of calculations for you,

- Di Yun was furious.

And behind your back, I don't know what to do,

-- Hong Antong jumped like thunder.

It doesn't matter if you're the emperor,

-- Master Yilan counted the rosary and recited the sutra.

It's the leader of the sect,

-- Yang Dingtian's face was blue and red for a while.

As soon as you wear a green hat, you have no temper.

- Yin Liting beat his chest.

The best result is that you will be afraid for a lifetime, and you will not be at peace until you are old.

-- Chen Zhengde glared at Yuan Shixiao viciously.

If this woman has some ability, it is even more incredible, and she will only fight to win.

-- Hu Qingniu looked at Wang Nangu's "Poison Sutra".

In front of her, you are simply subhuman,

- Shi Qing couldn't help but sneak a glance at Mei Fanggu.

Calling you around like an animal,

- Gongsun Zhi gritted his teeth.

You don't dare to be unconvinced.

-- He Taichong's face was as usual, as if he hadn't heard.

Those clever ones left home early to become Taoist priests.

- Wang Chongyang coughed repeatedly, as if choking water into his trachea.

All that's left is the part that can't fight back.

- Tan Gong touched the ointment in his arms and put his mind at ease.

If you make the wrong tendon, you'll ******** against you.

-- Bai Zizi felt very uncomfortable.

You can't even guess what you're killing for.

-- Ma Dayuan's soul returned, dazed.

Let's talk about feelings, liking you can scare you to death,

-- Lu Zhanyuan's ears sounded Li Mochou's mournful singing again.

You can't catch up with the eight lifetimes you like.

- Ling Hu Chong picked up a wine jar and hid in the corner to drink stuffy wine.

Don't think you're going to have a show if you give you a good face.

-- Hu Yizhi was thoughtful.

Don't think that if you give in, you will be rewarded.

- You Tanzhi's face was pale, as if a layer of ice had formed.

Do you know who she is?

-- Hu Fei had mixed feelings.

Do you know what she's done?

-- Zhang Cuishan felt embarrassed.

Do you know who is taking advantage of her behind her back?

โ€•โ€•Xia Xueyi stroked the poisonous snake in her hand.

Do you know what she has for you?

--The Dustless Daoist looked at his severed left arm and let out a very light sigh.

It's hard to find someone to rest assured, and there is still a group of people who want to break you up.

โ€•โ€•Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu looked at each other speechlessly.

Of course, those Martians who voluntarily abstained will not be discussed here, let's only talk about earthlings today.

-- Chen Jialuo was in pain.

In the end, do you feel happy? Don't worry, it's just an illusion.

-- Feng Qingyang looked at the sun in the west, not knowing what he was thinking.

Not to mention making people by creation. There are those who are born and departed,

- Zhang Wuji thought of Xiao Zhao, and his heart was sour.

There are others who die,

- Xiao Feng crushed the wine glass, stabbing his hands full of blood.

There are those who have run away from home,

-- The eyes of the monks who do not quit show a fierce light.

There is a father-in-law who is difficult,

- Ding Dian's heart is like a knife.

There are those who have a child with difficult birth,

- Huang Yaoshi's jade flute blew out the sound of killing.

Don't be complacent when you give birth to a child, first look like you,

- Zhong Wanqiu scolded.

Like you may not be able to raise it,

- Xie Xun pressed the handle of the dragon slaying knife with his hand.

Raised is not necessarily healthy,

-- Gui Xinshu was furious.

Health is indispensable for getting into trouble everywhere,

- Guo Jing glanced at Guo Fu, and Guo Fu immediately hid outside the door.

When I saw a woman, I forgot my last name,

-- Song Yuanqiao wept.

Brothers also fight to the death,

-- Wu Santong was sad and couldn't help crying loudly.

In the end, the white-haired man sends the black-haired man,

-- Ouyang Feng stood upside down with "Teng".

Ruined your reputation.

-- Liu Zhengfeng's complexion changed drastically.

Brother, you say, why do you want to marry a wife, why do you want to have a baby?

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