Chapter 22, Magical Promotion
Bai Xiaobai felt that he was very happy and meaningful today, he squatted on the grass and ate lollipops and watched Ding Tian being abused by Zhang Yingqiao in various strange ways to kneel, and Zhang Yingqiao did not rely on his superb realm to bully Ding Tian, except for the first time to block the knife with his palm to test the strength of Ding Tian's true yuan, he always suppressed the speed and true yuan to a level comparable to Ding Tian, but with a variety of endless combat skills and perfect combat experience to deal with Ding Tian, in just over half an hour, Bai Xiaobai has lost count of how many times Ding Tian was poked by Zhang Yingqiao's index finger, Bai Xiaobai felt a little tired of watching, and it felt that it didn't seem polite to throw Binglu Blue Butterfly alone in the yard, so he took advantage of Ding Tian's pause when he was pointed at his heart again, and told him not to forget that there was something to do during the day, and then he withdrew from the black door alone.
Binglu Blue Butterfly is still slowly tasting a small snack, taking a sip of tea from time to time, without any anxiety, looking at the Binglu Blue Butterfly in the pavilion, even if Bai Xiaobai's character is still just a child, he has no feeling for the love between men and women, and he is stunned, and he just thinks: How can a woman be so beautiful and elegant to this extent?
Binglu Blue Butterfly saw Bai Xiaobai, and said with a smile: "Xiaobai, why don't you watch it?
Bai Xiaobai walked into the pavilion and jumped on the stone bench to sit down, spread his hands and smiled: "What kind of competition is that, it looks like a strong man abusing a one-year-old child, the funniest thing is that this child is still a brain-disabled child, hahahaha, I really laughed at me, my character is too good, I really can't stand such a cruel abuse of brain-disabled children, so I came out!"
The Ice Dew Blue Butterfly also laughed when she heard what it said, and after a while, she couldn't help but laugh and said, "Why is Ding Xiaodi so happy when he is bullied?
Bai Xiaobai smiled and said: "No, we are brothers who depend on each other, we are best friends, how can it be bad! But best friends are like this, even after a hundred years, a thousand years or ten thousand years, the hair is gray and the teeth are gone, they will still joke and make fun of each other, this is the friendship of legendary men!"
Binglu Blue Butterfly smiled: "The first time I heard about it, it's very interesting, by the way, do you have any interesting things here? They don't know how long it will take, Little Brother Ding seems to lack a lot of things because he didn't get the guidance of the system!"
Bai Xiaobai smiled: "I think so, after all, the IQ is too low and there is nothing to do, when it comes to fun things, I really have them here, come on, I guarantee that you have never seen Sister Blue Butterfly!"
Bai Xiaobai said and jumped off the stone bench, and Binglu Blue Butterfly also stood up, she heard that it was something she had never seen, and she was also aroused by curiosity, and her tender little hands were led out of the pavilion by Bai Xiaobai's chubby paws.
Of course, Bai Xiaobai wants to use a movie from the earth to entertain the Ice Dew Blue Butterfly, and it has recently learned to use blank jade slips to make various inheritance jade slips that carry exercises or knowledge, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, The reason why these four languages were selected is, of course, because most of Bai Xiaobai's hands are Japanese, Korean and American works, movies, television, variety shows, animated documentaries, and even adult films, etc., are quite large, and it can be seen that Bai Junhuang really put in a lot of effort!
Bai Xiaobai had already discovered a phenomenon when he was on the big ship of Ying Dangzong, those female cultivators didn't know why, they were not so interested in many TV movies with more depth and connotation, and their favorite was some idol dramas, followed by comedy, and then martial arts films or action scenes, the most popular of which were some ethical and bitter idol dramas that Bai Xiaobai felt speechless, as for "Forrest Gump" and "Saving Private Ryan" In addition to feeling dull, the female cultivators in the fairy world seem to have no appreciation for the appearance of whites and blacks, and they prefer Asian races that are closer to them! It is precisely because of this that Bai Xiaobai first chose the movie "Liang Zhu" directed by Tsui Hark.
Binglu Blue Butterfly was really very interested, and she watched it with relish, and she didn't even have time to eat the snacks that Bai Xiaobai was serving, it seemed that the emotions were completely brought into it, with the relaxed plot at the beginning and smiled sweetly, as the plot deepened, her whole person gradually became nervous, and when the tragedy began, she couldn't help but burst into tears, and gradually began to sob, Bai Xiaobai looked at it with a painful face, thinking that you are crying like this to this extent, and I will have to choose a romantic drama with cancer and abuse to death to see what will happen, but this beauty is really magical, laughing or being angry or crying, all kinds of postures are so beautiful and exciting. So, Binglu Blue Butterfly was crying while watching the movie, and Bai Xiaobai was watching Binglu Blue Butterfly while thinking: When Lao Tzu grows up, he must marry such a beautiful woman!
At this moment, in the space on the other side of the Black Gate, Ding Tian and Zhang Yingqiao did not move, but sat cross-legged opposite each other, Zhang Yingqiao was telling Ding Tian about his own cultivation process from a spirit child to a real person, Ding Tian knew how much these things helped him, so he was also listening attentively, learning more seriously than any stage of his school back then.
When Zhang Yingqiao and Ding Tian were talking and listening one by one, Bai Xiaobai suddenly swooped out of the black door and shouted in a panic: "Idol, idol, disaster is coming, Sister Blue Butterfly seems to be about to give birth!"
Zhang Yingqiao stood up in an instant, didn't ask Bai Xiaobai at all, the person had already passed out of the black door like lightning, Ding Tianyi grabbed Bai Xiaobai and asked: "You are hairy, don't joke because people are well-cultivated! What the hell is going on?"
Bai Xiaobai said: "It's not a joke, we were watching a movie, and Sister Blue Butterfly suddenly had an unsteady breath, as if she was about to advance, and asked me to come in and call him husband! That's my idol, how could I joke around?"
Ding Tian said angrily: "Fuck your uncle! Is Yuhua's language the same as the pronunciation of 'sheng'?
Bai Xiaobai pouted and said, "Lao Tzu is too lazy to pay attention to you!", after speaking, he went out through the black door, Ding Tian rolled his eyes, and hurriedly followed out, as soon as the two went out, they found that Zhang Yingqiao was holding the ice dew blue butterfly who was suppressing his aura and stood in the courtyard with a look of ecstasy, and when he saw the two of them coming out, Zhang Yingqiao said loudly: "Two, Zhang really doesn't know how to be grateful, wait for me to help Lan Die advance first, and then there will be a good reward!"
After saying this, Zhang Yingqiao didn't continue to pay attention to Ding Tian and Bai Xiaobai, who were looking at each other, he took out a small wooden tower and threw it on the ground, and in a blink of an eye, the small tower became a tall tower with a height of more than ten meters and a ground diameter of more than five meters, and then Zhang Yingqiao and Binglu Blue Butterfly disappeared in place together, and seemed to have entered the tower.
Ding Tian felt a little confused by the second monk, and asked Bai Xiaobai, "What's the situation?
Bai Xiaobai said with a smile: "You still don't believe that you are brain-dead, it must be that the movie has worked, so that Sister Blue Butterfly has the inspiration to break through the realm, I estimate that Sister Blue Butterfly turned out to be the peak of the Heavenly Immortals, and this time she will break through to become a saint, don't forget how much more life can you live to improve this realm! The relationship between the two of them is so good, and they naturally want to live together until they are desolate, that's why he is so excited, for the famous sword saint Zhang Yingqiao, is there anything more exciting than this?" However, I don't have the ability to comment on this product for the time being, but it is really a proper love saint!
Ding Tian felt that this was really wonderful, and then asked, "What are you two looking at, you can actually see the Heavenly Immortal Advancement?"
Bai Xiaobai said with a smug smile: "If the film is well chosen, that's also my brother's ability, I picked a director of Xu Laowei, "Liang Zhu" starring your fourth master and Yang Dayu, and when I saw that both turned into butterflies in the end, Sister Lan Die's aura actually began to fluctuate like that!
Ding Tianbai glanced at the tower and said, "This seems to be the legendary portable cave mansion, right?
Bai Xiaobai jumped to his feet and scolded: "Fuck your uncle, what you said is really light, do you know how many spirit stones this thing is worth? You can't afford to buy one hundred and eighty chopped meat like this!"
Ding Tian was taken aback, although he still didn't know how expensive this thing was, but it was ridiculously expensive, it must have not run away! Otherwise, Bai Xiaobai would never be so excited, he quickly changed the topic and said: "You are excited, half a year ago, my brother was still an earth pure sling silk that a house couldn't afford, and now there are a lot of things?" Don't talk nonsense, I don't know how long it will take them to come out, hurry up and find the three sharks and Yingying, I'll send you into the black knife space to arrange the latest things, don't stay in there for long, hurry up and arrange it, I'll get you out soon! ”
Bai Xiaobai's face was full of hope, and he forcibly held back his saliva and said: "Okay, that love saint said that there is a good reward, I don't know how thick it will be, brother hopes that the thicker the better!"
Ding Tian sneered: "No matter how thick it is, it can't compare to your baby's skin!"
Bai Xiaobai jumped up and hit Ding Tian's nose is a "cupola", and the two guys instantly crackled