Chapter 73: How Old Are You?
Zhu Runze thought very thoughtfully, and sent two invitations three or four days in advance, which flattered me and Liu Qingfeng. The invitation letter is very exquisitely made, using high-quality gilt red paper, written by the imperial calligrapher Yan Jiaoqing in the face of the body. Yan Ti is a font commonly used by the powerful of the dynasty. When the calligraphy of the dynasty has Yan muscles and willow bones, the willow characters are quite windy bones, mostly for the literati and elegant people, and the Yan characters are graceful and rich, and are commonly used by wealthy dignitaries. Of course, the imperial examination art is commonly used in the pavilion style, which is characterized by neat writing and extremely fast, so it is liked by students.
Along with the invitation, there is also a dinner guide, which introduces some precautions and dress codes for the Chinese New Year's Eve court banquet, and you can enter with the invitation letter and official guide (that is, ID card). After another half a day, Zhu Runze sent someone to send two sets of clothes.
I discussed with Liu Qingfeng that it was always too shabby to go there, and we went to Shenzhou to rent a horse for a long time, but we didn't see a suitable horse. Liu Qingfeng said that we don't need those horses for the New Year, you are familiar with the housekeeper, it is better to borrow two horses to use them. I heard it well, although the document under the dart bureau said that non-official horses were prohibited during the holidays, but the horses were idle, so I asked the housekeeper to borrow the horses.
The housekeeper said that this matter was unreliable, and the big boss had the final say, but the big boss had already returned to Cangzhou for the New Year, and we wore out our mouths, and gave our good daughter ten pounds of red before agreeing to let us lead the horse.
When I arrived at the stable, I learned that several masters took advantage of the Chinese New Year, and everyone rode home for various reasons. There are only three or four donkeys in the stable, and one of them is majestic and majestic, the star of our dart game, called the flower donkey, short-tempered, but strong strength and stamina, but this donkey is also lustful, at first the dart board did not dare to be locked with the mare, and later even the stallion did not dare to be locked with it. The two of us were dumbfounded, what should we do, let's make do with it. Besides, what kind of sweaty BMW and Lu Shenju they are riding, since they can't be richer, we also have personality when we ride donkeys.
Liu Qingfeng chose a flower donkey, and I chose a relatively short horse and mule called Luhua, the horse and mule are hybrids between male donkeys and mares, and they are also infertile, and Luhua is very ugly, so that the flower donkey doesn't look at Luhua.
Anyway, tomorrow is Chinese New Year's Eve, Liu Qingfeng suggested that the two of us ride a donkey outside the city to practice first, so as not to fail the skills when we get it, which is too embarrassing. The two of them came to an empty field in the suburbs to practice for an afternoon, called the flower donkey to be grumpy, and killed Liu Qingfeng to not let Liu Qingfeng ride, Liu Qingfeng is cabbage and carrots, and the flower donkey does not give face at all, and falls off the donkey's back countless times, Liu Qingfeng said Don't you lead and fight backwards, give you radishes and don't eat them, do you still want to eat meat? ate a chicken leg, which allowed Liu Qingfeng to ride on.
The practice was almost the same, and at noon, the two of us walked back slowly. On the way back, I suddenly saw a horse team coming on the opposite side, and it seemed that it should be the family members of a dignitary. There were four or five maids walking in a carriage, and a few horsemen riding horses in front of them.
The road is not wide, and it didn't take long for them to meet each other, and the other party shouted, quickly get out of the way, and collided with Mrs. Ruhua, you are waiting to get up? Liu Qingfeng said that it was Mrs. Ruhua, isn't it the shopkeeper in heaven and earth? The little guy said that he knew and didn't hurry up to give way.
I said don't make trouble, let's get out of the way. Liu Qingfeng whispered that Mrs. Ruhua was a beautiful woman in the capital when she was young, no worse than your Goddess Su, and now she is in her thirties, and the charm still exists, don't you want to see it?
When the donkey saw the white horse pulling the cart, his eyes lit up, and he threw Liu Qingfeng down at once, called out, and ran towards the white horse. The white horse was frightened, and pulled the carriage around, and a few little men went over, and told the donkey to kick and hurt one person.
Mrs. Ruhua couldn't stand the bumps, and hurriedly jumped out of the car, and I looked at Mrs. Ruhua, about thirty years old, exuding charm all over her body. Liu Qingfeng even saw that even Ha Lazi flowed out.
Called the flower donkey a few bites to break the reins, the white horse wanted to run, but was called the flower donkey pounced on the body, and after a while the white horse was honest, a donkey and a horse are adult donkeys, so they are doing pleasant things and reproducing offspring. Several of the maids turned away in shame.
Liu Qingfeng hurriedly went over to talk to Mrs. Ruhua, you said that these two immoral beasts, and they didn't know how to avoid it in broad daylight. Mrs. Ruhua smiled, yes, the beast is like this, I don't know how to be ashamed, I don't know what to call it?
Liu Qingfeng said, called the flower donkey.
Mrs. Ruhua said I asked you, but I didn't ask the donkey.
Liu Qingfeng smiled, my surname is Liu, my name is Hui, my family is called Hua to disturb Mrs. Baoju, it is really a sin.
Ruhua said, look at these two goods, there is really no shame.
Liu Qingfeng said that people live for a lifetime, how happy they are, how happy they are, you see how happy these two are, we are the same as the two of them, how happy we should be.
Mrs. Ruhua thought about it and said that it made sense.
Liu Qingfeng said that Mrs. is really empathetic, it is better to pick a day than to hit a day, it is better to learn from each other now?
Ruhua said that it was not suitable here, so it was better to get to the carriage. Liu Qingfeng stretched out his hand and said, "Please!" Ruhua also said, please! The two got into the carriage together.
I told those little guys that you lady Ruhua are really not picky eaters? The little guy said with a smile, our lady is high-spirited, you mortals don't understand. I said I really don't understand. So a few people chatted without a word, the sound in the carriage shook the sky, and a little guy went over, madam, do you want me to add a stopper? Ruhua said, get out of the way.
Half a pillar of incense passed, why didn't it come out yet, and even called the flower donkey impatiently waited, and went to the donkey cart one by one. After half an hour, Liu Qingfeng helped the rafters of the carriage trembling down, his face was pale, and he was dying!
I didn't climb the donkey for a long time, and the donkey gave me a look of contempt. I said almost, Liu Qingfeng said to the carriage that I will go to heaven and earth to play with you.
Mrs. Ruhua asked, what zodiac sign do you have? Liu Qingfeng said that I am a Virgo.
Mrs. Ruhua took out a cowhide notebook and said come and put a handprint on the notebook. Liu Qingfeng walked over and pressed a handprint, looking at the dense handprints on the book, Liu Qingfeng asked what this meant?
Liu Qingfeng said that I am your twelfth man?
Ruhua has a disdainful face, there are 12 constellations, 12 zodiac signs, 28 constellations, 36 Tiangang, 72 earthly demons, 56 nationalities, 100 single and 8 generals, how old are you?