Chapter 71: Do You Remember When I Invited You to Dinner?

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After the indecent monk and the real person with the big gourd on his back left, the fisherman's face was full of worry, and after thinking for a long time, the fisherman said: "Xiaohan, it is not safe for the old immortal to look at this mortal world, it is better to go back!"

If it's not a real person, then he will never know how powerful a real person is, not to mention that now he meets two of them, you must know that a real person is not a flood of cabbage, it is a treasure that every Xiuzhen sect is careful to offer, but now? There are actually two ...... in the mortal world. No, to be exact, it should be three real people, which makes the fisherman who thought he was just a real person very insecure.

"But...... But......" Lu Yihan blinked, and there was a gray loneliness in his bright eyes, Lu Yihan was a little depressed, and said, "But if I go back, I'm afraid I won't be able to come out again." ”

Hearing this, the fisherman hurriedly comforted: "How come, when your cultivation is extremely high, your Aunt Yun will definitely let you out of the valley again." ”

Cultivation is extremely high? Wouldn't it take years, decades, or even hundreds of years? Lu Yihan couldn't stand this, and when he thought that he would have to stay alone in the Medical Immortal Valley for hundreds of years, Lu Yihan's whole person was not good.

Lu Yihan said: "I...... You'd better let Xiao Han think about it again!"

The fisherman didn't force him too much, he also knew that Lu Yihan's opportunity was not easy, if it weren't for his own body, I am afraid it would really take decades, hundreds of years before he could get out of the valley.

......

The killing monk was very depressed, and after flying for a long time, he finally stopped in mid-air, as if he was a child, he puffed out his cheeks and suddenly opened his mouth and said: "Lao Jiu, if you run again, then we won't even be able to be friends." ”

Lao Jiu, who was carrying a big gourd in front of him, trembled, and then slowly stopped, but he stopped farther, about a dozen zhang away, looking at the situation, it seemed that he was too close to be afraid that the fat-headed and big-eared killing monk would suddenly make a move, in fact, it may not only be the reason for the fear of doing it, but also the greater reason for the fear that the killing monk would suddenly play hooligan on himself, you must know that he was hit by the dead bald donkey not long ago...... Ahem...... Crotch!

The corner of the killing monk's mouth showed his habitual smile, and said: "Amitabha, that's right, I seem to be going to eat you." Well...... Anyway, don't you stand so far away? Can you stand so far away and hear what the Buddha is saying clearly? Come on, it's better to stand closer. "At this time, the killing of the monk seems to be a bad uncle who tempts little Lori, a very bad one.

Lao Jiu's body trembled again, the two have been intersecting for a thousand years, but for some reason, every time I see the smile on the face of the killing monk, I always feel very lewd, and I especially have the urge to hit someone, Lao Jiu swears that if he didn't really beat him, he would have smashed it with a gourd.

Lao Jiu's face was very bad, he felt that killing the monk was very much like a big bad wolf, and he ...... Under his lascivious smile, he is especially like a coaxed little sheep.

Lao Jiu said bitterly: "You...... What the hell do you want? If you beat the old man, the old man can not care about you, but you ...... But you still want to kill the old man, do you know? The old man invited you to dinner a thousand years ago!"

"Amitabha! Remember, remember!" The killing monk smiled, but suddenly the killing monk seemed to be a different person, and roared: "You dare to say that you don't cultivate, what do you call a treat? That meal is the Buddha, I can pay the bill, is it good! Speaking of this Buddha, I get angry, a meal actually cost the Buddha and me 600 high-grade spirit stones, you are a pig! No, pigs are not as edible as you." ”

The nine-thousand-year-old cheeky monk who was killed couldn't help but get hot when he said this, and said shyly: "This ...... Ahem, didn't the old man forget to bring the money, besides, the old man only ate a few bites of the meal on that table, and you ruined the rest...... Ahem...... Eaten up. ”

Lao Jiu saw that the face of the killing monk was getting darker and darker, and he didn't go on, he said: "None of us should mention the things of a thousand years ago, it's been too long, and many of them don't remember anymore." ”

The killing monk seemed to be very nostalgic, and said, "Yes! I don't remember a lot of them." ”

But at this time, Lao Jiu muttered on the side: "What do you say that the four major monks are empty, and only six hundred spirit stones have been remembered for a thousand years......"

The killing monk had a black line on his face, and roared: "If this fucking is empty, you let the Buddha drink the northwest wind?"

"But you're a monk. Lao Jiu said weakly.

"What's wrong with the monk?" killed the monk and suddenly became depressed again, thinking to himself who the monk had fucking offended?

"The monk is a monk, shouldn't the monks be empty of the four majors?" said Lao Jiu.

The killing monk looked up to the sky and smiled, and waited until he laughed for a long time, perhaps because he couldn't laugh out loud, before he said: "Buddha, I am a wine and meat monk, no!" Wine and meat monk is a very glorious profession, very high, at least killing the monk himself thinks so.

Okay! Why not, Lao Jiu thought to himself, if it weren't for the appearance of a wine and meat monk, the president would look like this? The left green dragon, the right white tiger, and a big mouse in the middle, if it weren't for a tattered monk's robe, that fat face would be a butcher who kills pigs and sells meat.

"I haven't seen you for a thousand years, and you want to kill me as soon as you meet?" Lao Jiu did not shout the words "dead bald donkey" again, but with a serious face.

The killing monk smiled shyly and said, "People's ...... People just want to play a joke on you......"

Lao Jiu's face was cold, and he said, "Be serious, let's talk about it, what's the matter." ”

"Ahem...... Lao Jiu, don't you know what I am, Buddha?" on his fat face, a pair of eyes full of essence blinked from time to time.

Lao Jiu: "Oh! Oh, you talk! What are you going to do? Stand back, stand back, give the old man back off." Lao Jiu saw that the killing monk walked forward while talking, and hurriedly opened his mouth and scolded. To be honest, I'm already old, and I really can't withstand the toss of this strange flower in the cultivation realm.

The killing monk took a few steps back obediently, of course, Lao Jiu also knew in his heart that if it weren't for the bald donkey in front of him, where would he be so obedient.

Lao Jiu sighed slightly, and said, "The old man knows what you are and doesn't dare to believe you." ”

The killing monk snorted, thinking to himself, it must be the old Buxiu on the other side who was jealous of his great and noble character that could be loved and selfless. Well, it must be so. Kill the monk and said: "Don't you know that your cultivation is the Buddha? Hehe, just try your cultivation, there is really no other meaning, you see, aren't you alive and well now? How cute you are!"

Seeing that Lao Jiu's face slowly turned dark, the killing monk hurriedly changed his tone and asked, "The Buddha wants to know about the robbery of Princess Lan a year ago......

Rumble!

Lao Jiu's face turned pale and said, "This ...... How did the old man know about this, you asked the wrong person. ”

Seeing Lao Jiu, who had turned into a little white face, the killing monk narrowed his eyes, smiled slightly, and said: "Lao Jiu, are you considered to be a thief with a weak heart! How can you not know what a big thing is? Heaven, immortals, and ghosts all know, don't you know? It seems that you are very ill-informed!"

"I ...... I...... Hmph, what's the matter with the old man? There are so many people in the three realms of heaven, immortals, and ghosts, and you want to ask the old man, do you ...... What are your intentions? The old man invited you to dinner a thousand years ago!"

The killing monk smiled coldly and said, "Let's talk about the dinner later, now the Buddha is asking you about the Blue Princess." Lao Jiu, Lao Jiu, the Buddha really didn't expect that you, an old cultivator, would have such a big courage, and you would dare to hijack the princess of the ghost road! To be honest, I really admire you, Buddha, you are a man. Don't worry, we're good friends, after you die, the Buddha will definitely give you free chanting of the scriptures, as for burning paper? That's too troublesome, and the key is that it costs money. ”

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