One, the donkey at the bottom of the well
Second, the donkey at the bottom of the well
After saying a few words, Yang Qi's expression was a little wrong, but it was not good to say anything in person, so he said goodbye to Uncle Yang and went back to the academy.
When he went to Fenyin Academy to find Mr. and restore his master's life, what Uncle Yang said to him in the wine house made Yang Qi a little distraught. Even Mr. Wang Tong praised him a few words, but the kid didn't know, and Mr. Second made fun of him for thinking about spring again, and he was also ignorant. After a while, Yang Qi was suddenly startled by the second gentleman Dong Gaozi, and the second gentleman patted him on the shoulder and said loudly:
"Okay! Good one' Kunpeng spreads its wings, starting from Beibo, its song is also long, turbulent Tianhe; The first four sentences are to say that the junior should spread his wings like a Kunpeng and have a great future. It also implicitly combines the word 'Bo', which is clearly given the name Bo to the third child. It happens to be the same as the names of his two older brothers. ”
Mr. Chong Yan said:
"Yes, the last four sentences in the pavilion are self-forgetful, it is a 'An' word. That's the word Zi'an, the little three have not yet been crowned and given the word by the immortals, which is also a beautiful talk. It's just that the Bo character is trapped in the water, how about changing it to the Bo character?"
"Wang Bo, Wang Bo...... Yes, that's good. Brother's change is more of a manifestation of my Wang family, and the third child will be called Wang Bo!"
Regardless of whether he was Bo or erect, Yang Qi didn't have the heart to think about these things, so he casually congratulated the third young master, and told Mr. that the immortals had gone and asked him to return to the cliff to guard his home. The gentleman was happy that his grandson had received this honor, so he asked him to convey his thanks when the two old immortals returned, and prepared a gift for him to bring. Alas, it's a pity that because of the difference in water, Xiao San'er did not avoid the catastrophe. That's a later story, so I won't mention it for now.
Back in the cave, Yang Qi threw down the books and bags he had packed. The kid was tired of running back and forth, so he swept the game full of broken chess into the altar, put it aside, and lay down on the chessboard. Hi, this has been standing next to it for more than ten years and just hasn't been comfortable lying on it. He reached into the altar and touched a few chess pieces to look at them, the black and white chess pieces were particularly distinct, and they seemed to be extremely heavy when they were slippery in their hands, which felt very weird. Alas, as long as there is something related to those two old monsters, how can it be normal, Yang Qi feels that he has become abnormal after a long time. He now thinks that these are black and white chess pieces, and they are obviously the eyes of the little girl. Hey, I don't know when I'll see her......
It turned out that when I went down the mountain to go back to the school hall that day, I passed by the mountain village. Uncle Yang of the restaurant shouted to him about something, saying that a few years ago, due to the endless war at the end of the previous dynasty, his brother-in-law had no fixed place to live in the east and west, and after having this little girl, he entrusted him to go south to avoid chaos. If you are stable today, your brother-in-law's family will be rich and prosperous if they hug their thighs right. Some time ago, the daycare man found him and asked Nizi and his family to go to the capital to enjoy the glory and wealth. After Yang Qi went up the mountain, a car came, and he took Xiao Nizi away first, and before leaving, Xiao Nizi looked at the cliff and read Brother Zijun, Brother Zijun, and the hemp paper in his hand was soaked with tears. Before leaving, he came back to pick a wild rose and entrusted it to his uncle to give it to Yang Qi, saying that she would come back to see Yang Qi's brother. Ladies and gentlemen, put away your ignorant thoughts: What do you give handkerchiefs, handkerchiefs, or something! Not everyone in the mountains will be popular! Yang Qi only learned today that the original little girl's surname was Wu. The perennial girl screamed, but she didn't know what her name was.
"A branch of roses is burning, who is it for you? It's better to call you Wu Mei Niang." ”
Yang Qi read a few words in his mouth, but he also smiled:
"The two strange old men just left with their front feet, and the little girl of the martial arts family on the back feet also followed. My seniors and juniors also went to Chang'an, where is it really a holy place on earth, a paradise in the mortal realm? I am afraid that even if it is a holy realm, those two old men will make it a dangerous situation for everyone to endanger themselves; even if it is a paradise, the charming and delicate Nizi will also make it full of empty alleys. Chang'an, I'm afraid it won't be peaceful from now on."
I didn't know that it was a few jokes, but he was right.
Not to mention how Chang'an is, just say that Yang Qi reads and recites poetry in the mountains every day, and occasionally picks wild dates to feed the old monkeys, but it is also leisurely. It's just that one day the strange monkey suddenly shouted that he hadn't drunk for several days, and he was haunted by worms in his stomach, and he couldn't do it. Yang Qi remembered the gourd thrown by the old drunkard, so he took it and said to the monkey:
"A few days ago, the drunkard was always stingy and reluctant to let you drink, one cup every three days, and one cup every two days. Today, little brother, I'll let you have a good drink! You can't abuse pets at all. ”
The monkey was pressed by the rocks, and only his head and tail could move, and his tail trembled and screamed:
"Boy, what little brother, my grandson and I have become your little brother instead of Tianqi? Raise your donkey ears and listen, I was a Monkey King back then. ”
"I don't care if you play rope for seven days or fish for eight days, you just say you don't drink or not. I'll leave without drinking. If you want to drink, you have to call your brother, it's not that you can speak, I'm really not rare for you, a cunning brother. ”
The great sage has never been a person who follows the rules, he was born with a bold personality, he likes to act recklessly, and he doesn't care about this, but simply says:
"Little Brother Pony, I'll drink I'll drink. Don't be angry, hehe. ”
"Tut-tut, did my donkey ears hear it wrong? Since you are my little brother, you will have to listen to my call in the future?
The great sage has been trapped here for hundreds of years, afraid of his fierce name, up to the immortals, Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, all the gods, down to the land, mountains, gods, and immortals, all who pass by here is not a detour and sneak away to hide the trail?
"Okay, it's all up to your little brother, as long as Lao Sun escapes from this calamity, he will allow you three things. Let's let Lao Sun relieve his hunger first. ”
Ladies and gentlemen, this is a living lesson. The Dragon King of Jinghe has been beheaded, will Tang Seng be far away from learning scriptures? He thinks that he will not be able to get out of this Wuzhi Mountain, but he does not know that there is a certain number in the underworld. Let's get ready to see this monkey's joke......
The monkey lost the covenant of three lamps, and drank most of the wine in the gourd like a whale sucking water. That's what he said:
"This purple gold gourd is really a good baby! I can drink half of the river and a lake in this sip, and I drink at least half of the East China Sea like this, and there is even a small half. It's just that although this wine is extraordinary, it can't compare to the elixir and jade liquid, and it's hard to save a drunk. ”
Yang Qi didn't believe the monkey's nonsense, scratched the monkey's nose and said:
"Oh, half of the East China Sea. Oh, the elixir. Brother Monkey, you better sleep, you can drink the elixir and jade liquid when you fall asleep. ”
The great sage was anxious, it didn't matter if he was underestimated, but when he was looked down upon by a mortal, he felt that his stomach was hot. No way, racial habits. Screaming:
"You frog at the bottom of the well, no, donkey at the bottom of the well! If the whole world is paying attention to the matter of killing loaches in Chang'an today, Lao Sun, I will take a risk to send your little donkey to the sky for a trip to open your eyes. Widen your donkey's eyes and see what Lao Sun is doing!"
After that, the sharp mouth read the words, only to see an embroidered gold needle pop out of nowhere, and in a blink of an eye, it swelled into the thickness of a fist. Yang Qi was dumbfounded, and was put on the top of the stick by a fluffy tail, only to hear the screams of "long", "long" and "long", and with a "whoosh" sound, the stick took Yang Qi through the sky and reached the sky.
It was also Yang Qi who was completely transformed by the immortal jujube immortal wine since he was a child, and the Gangjing Sword of the Heavenly Realm did not hurt him in the slightest. It's just that the speed is too fast, and before he can react, he has already broken through the clouds to break through the heavenly realm, and the great sage is really amazing! The iron rod has been pushing Yang Qi to the end of the thirty-three heavens and then suddenly retracted, Yang Qi's screams are still echoing between the heavens and the earth, and they will not stop for a long time. This is really a mortal's voice resounding through the heavens and the earth, and the heavenly realm even dispatched the heavenly generals to find out where this scream came from, but I heard that the Tushi Palace lost some pills again, so it was rumored that it was the scream of Taishang Laojun, but it was not very certain, and the thief could not be found for a long time, so it became an unsolved case.
This is an asideline, to get down to business.
"Hum ......"
Looking at the pale, stunned little Yang Qi's legs were shaking softly and regularly, if he hadn't instinctively hugged his arms on the iron rod, the Great Sage estimated that he would have rotted into a mess of mud.
Snorted twice, and the Great Sage didn't react when he laughed at him. The wine swelled slightly, and he fell asleep first. Let's say that Yang Qi was stunned for a long time before he came back to his senses, and he felt that his legs were weak and he couldn't stand up, and the gourd in his hand was also heavy. It wasn't until I saw the cold iron rod on my chest and the monkey head sleeping soundly that I remembered what had happened. With a "bang" sound, he ran away without a trace.
Back in the cave, Yang Qi lay on the chessboard, his head kept running at high speed, but he couldn't understand: Did he really go to heaven just now? Isn't there a fairy in the sky? By the way, isn't there a fairy in the sky? It seems that he has seen some palaces through the clouds, and it seems that he has passed through a Dan room that is coming out of the Dan, and the smell is really fragrant. But it's all too fast? It's like a hallucination. Anyway, Yang Qi thought a lot about what he should think and what he shouldn't think, and finally came to a conclusion that unless he found evidence, it must be an illusion. Yang Qi stabilized his mind a little, and comforted himself like this and said: I will go to the monkey tomorrow to settle accounts, and dare to use illusions to fool me!
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