Chapter 1: Quirky Recruitment

Recruitment --- non-routine handlers

Position: Non-routine Officer

Number of people: 1

Requirements: 1. Be bold and careful, responsible, patient, and do not live in a variety of "heart spirits".

2. There is no "long-tongued monster" in the mouth or "curious demon" in the brain.

3. There is no parasitic "lazy beast" in the body.

Treatment: three taels of silver per month, food and housing, two days off (normal situation), one month of annual leave (normal situation).

Job Description: Most of this job is night work, and often travels for long periods of time.

If you think you meet the requirements and are interested in pursuing this profession, please bring your resume to the Kuli Witch Affairs Co., Ltd. for an interview.

Application deadline: the day after tomorrow

Contact: Mr. Shan

Address: No. 415, Bilu Road

Clicking on this strange recruitment notice, Yiyun read it carefully, and said to himself disdainfully: "It's another grandstanding recruitment that makes a fool of yourself." The hype has changed in all its ways, and even the job posting has become like this. ”

Fell back and lay on the slightly messy bed: I have been unemployed for more than a month, why is it so difficult to find a job, because I accidentally saw the company's front desk receptionist and boss in the office last month, and I was fired.

In that former job, the meager salary is just equated with daily expenses, and every time I spend the last dollar in my pocket, I will sigh: The bosses of these private companies are simply god-like economists, who are fully familiar with prices, and can accurately control the wages paid to you, so that you can spend just enough to not starve to death, but let you have no savings.

The result is that once you work here, you don't have to quit your job, because the vacuum period after losing your job makes life completely unsustainable.

Now I am in such a vacuum period, and I can't let my family support me with a thick face, so I can only nest in a house of less than 20 square meters, like a cold storage in winter and an oven in summer.

"I have to get a job quickly, alas, now words like house slaves have become dreams that I don't dare to think of. Getting out of bed, Yiyun continued to frantically submit resumes on the Internet.

After submitting dozens of resumes, he turned off the second-hand laptop, collapsed on the bed and tried to sleep, and now he can only eat two buckets of instant noodles a day, and sleeping is undoubtedly an indispensable way to save money.

I slept for a while, I was so hungry that I couldn't stand it, so I got up and looked at my watch: one o'clock in the morning. If I wasn't really hungry, I really wouldn't have woken up so early.

After soaking the bucket noodles and turning on the computer, this broken computer retrieved from the second-hand market, I don't know how many years it has been used for out-of-print goods, and it takes nearly ten minutes to turn on the machine.

The computer was finally turned on, and the instant noodles were ready to eat, and while eating instant noodles, I began to browse the results of the resumes submitted, but none of them were notified of the interview.

Bored casually, I opened the joking job posting again. "Wages are settled in silver, and it's up to these boring speculators to come up with it. "Glance at it: Registration deadline: tomorrow. Huh, this joking company is quite responsible, and it changes the time in the middle of the night. I felt funny and helpless, and completely unconsciously remembered the address in my heart: No. 415 Bilu Road.

After eating instant noodles, quickly turn off the computer, turn your head upside down and fall asleep, the energy generated by this bucket of instant noodles can be absolutely saved.

The wind and clouds changed, lightning flashed and thundered, there was a loud bang, and the torrential rain poured down.

"Oops!" Yiyun bounced up from the bed, the leftover soup of the instant noodles he ate last night had all been poured on his feet, lifted the stinky quilt, looked at his wet feet and the bucket of instant noodles on the big toe of his right foot, and was extremely depressed: "No wonder I dreamed of a rainstorm and stood in the heavy rain." ”

"There is a downpour, but what about the changing wind and clouds, lightning and thunder?" I thought.

"Bah!Bah!" There was a violent knock on the door, and then the landlord's vicious voice sounded: "Yiyun, don't pretend, I heard the noise! If you don't open the door again, I'll knock it open!

I originally planned to continue to pretend that I was not at home, but when I heard this, I hurriedly shouted: "Oops, just got up, wait for me to get dressed!"

I jumped out of bed, slipped on my slippers and hurried to open the door, and the slippery and greasy taste of the instant noodle soup under my feet was quite unpleasant. As soon as the door was opened, the landlord's fat body squeezed through the door and shouted in a somewhat hoarse voice: "You haven't paid the rent for a month!"

Put on a flattering smile: "I must make up for it all this month, I must make it up." ”

The landlord snorted: "If you don't make up for it tomorrow, you can move out, my house is in short supply, and those graduated college students and migrant workers are looking for a house to live in." As he spoke, the landlord glanced around to make sure that there was nothing to cover the rent, glanced at Yiyun with contempt, turned around and squeezed out the door again.

"Alas, landlord ......" Yiyun quickly adjusted a pitiful voice, ready to plead.

"What are you shouting, there's nothing more to say, really, it's better to rent to migrant workers than to rent to you college students!" the landlord said back.

"You ......" was very indignant in his heart: "What reality, hmph, if Lao Tzu is not persecuted by this egg-hurting university, he is also a senior and skilled migrant worker!" "I am indignant in my heart: "I want to envy migrant workers now, it is really sad enough!"

I made a note of the address, quickly packed up, grabbed a few resumes and went out.

"What kind of broken company, cheating daddy's job! It's a pyramid scheme in disguise. After interviewing for the second company, Yiyun sat on the side of the road and cursed.

The first company I went out for an interview in the morning was a training center, and if you wanted to work there, you had to pay for three months of training, which was another way to recruit trainees. The second is to sell cosmetics, you must first buy a bunch of cosmetics by yourself, and upgrade them after selling, which is completely the same as MLM, what gold medal salesman, silver salesman...... I did a lot of it, and I was forced to listen to a brainwashing class all morning.

Standing up, picking up the resume that sat under the buttocks, now hungry and exhausted, with a gurgling stomach and nothing to eat, there was such a strong desire to go to the toilet. Thinking of the dead landlord's face, I didn't dare to go back. As soon as I looked up, I saw a street sign "Bilu Road".

"Hey, the address on that weird job posting is: No. 415 Bilu Road, that's around here. Let's take a look in the past, if there really is such a company, it will be enough to have an interview or something, and it will be considered a waste to use this resume for a chance to go to the toilet. He pulled the crumpled resume and patted it. Started looking for "No. 415 Bilu Road".

Look for it along the road, No. 414 is a noodle restaurant, No. 416 is a lottery station, but there is no No. 415, and the desire to go to the toilet is getting stronger and stronger. I had to wander there with my legs between my legs: "If I knew earlier, I wouldn't have saved these five cents, and I would have gone straight to the public toilet!"

"Young man. Then I heard an old voice from beside me. Turning his head at the voice, an old man with silver-white hair and a ruddy face stood aside, looking at him with a smile: "Young man, what are you doing here and around like an ant crawling into a hot pot?"

"Uncle, I'm looking for No. 415 Bilu Road. I wondered: "I didn't see this old man just now, this old man is like he suddenly grew out of the ground." ”

"What are you looking for 415?"

"I'm going there for an interview. ”

The old man glanced at Yiyun up and down, and pointed back: "Look, isn't there a small alley, enter that alley, keep walking, and walk to the end is No. 415 Bilu Road." ”

Looking in the direction pointed by the old man, Yiyun noticed that there was really a gap half a meter wide between the noodle shop and the lottery station, and stretched out his hand to point to the narrow gap in disbelief: "That's a small alley? ”

The old man nodded: "Hehe, young man, good luck." After the old man finished speaking, he entered the lottery station.

He took a deep breath, held his breath hard, and walked to the narrow gap: "it, this is also an alley!" The feeling of going to the toilet is like a flood storage dam about to collapse, and I thought: That old man is kind and kind, and he shouldn't be deceiving. Without delay, he stepped into the crevice alley.

Although the alley was only half a meter wide, it was more than enough to make his thin little body clear, but the narrow feeling still made me subconsciously turn sideways.

I stepped in sideways, and after taking a few steps forward, a definite feeling spread: "This alley seems to be funnel-shaped, with a narrow entrance, and it is getting wider and wider inside." ”

Walked more than a dozen steps, the alley has become very spacious, two thigh-thick willow trees symmetrically planted to both sides, starting from these two willow trees, every few steps forward will appear two symmetrically planted trees, the thick shade will make the whole alley appear quiet and deep, go forward for a while, until the trees on both sides of the road have become four or five people around the thick giant tree, a simple style of courtyard appeared in front of their eyes.

Facing the courtyard is a small dark red door with a small bronze plaque on it: No. 415 Bilu Road. On the right side of the small door hangs a vertical plaque with black letters and a white background: "Jiuli Wubu Affairs Co., Ltd."

Rubbing his eyes, his heart was full of surprise: there is really a company that hides so deeply. The stomach growled, the chrysanthemum tightened, no, the toilet was already ready to go.

Taking a deep breath again, he pulled his resume, straightened his clothes a little, and reached out and knocked on the small door.

"It's really troublesome, it's annoying during the day, and I don't let me live. With a mumbling sound, the small door slowly opened. It was as if someone was asleep and was suddenly woken up.

"Huh? I can't speak, I can't speak. The voice that woke up from the dream was suddenly startled, and then stopped abruptly.

When I entered the small door, I looked inside, but there was no one, and I wondered: "Why is there no one, what happened to that voice just now?"

Inside the small gate is a chic courtyard, the ground of the small courtyard is paved with bluestone slabs, the gaps of the stone slabs are covered with green moss, a plain white porcelain jar is placed in the center of the courtyard, and a lonely lotus flower floats in the porcelain jar. Behind the large porcelain jar is a quaint small wooden building, at a glance, if the small wooden building does not have three floors, it can be regarded as a small temple.

"Anyone?" shouted hesitantly as he walked into the courtyard. Perhaps it was an illusion, the lotus seemed to tremble, and a strange feeling of being stared at was born from the heart.