Chapter 286: Rejuvenation

Yun Ye jumped up all of a sudden, and scolded: "You old bastard, you don't know that you are anemic? Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info old killer, you will play yourself to death sooner or later!"

Listening to the old brother scolding, Cheng Chumo didn't reply, just smirked and bared his teeth.

Xiao Wu hurriedly beckoned someone to come over to help the old man bandage him, and Li Tai laughed: "What are you scolding him for? If you don't let him be the first to get on him, he won't do it. ”

How could Yun Ye not see what he meant, he was just moved and distressed, and he was embarrassed to express it, so he could only choose to scold.

Bing Sanzhang looked interesting, took the bowl of blood, and said with a smile: "Don't bother, although only one drop of blood is enough, but too much has many benefits." ”

He stretched out a finger to stir it in the blood, and then asked someone to pour it full of wine, sent it back to Cheng Chumo, raised his chin and said, "Drink!"

Cheng Chumo raised his hand and dried it, and wiped his mouth after drinking: "Refreshing, it turns out that blood wine tastes like this." ”

Everyone stared at him, seeing that he shook his head for a long time, he couldn't see any reaction, and they all unconsciously looked at Bing Sanzhang again.

"Look what I'm doing, it's going to take at least one night to make it work, and now it's your turn. ”

Everyone looked at each other, and they were a little undecided.

Yun Ye waved his hand and said, "A group of old guys, are you still afraid of gambling with others?" Besides, with me here, who dares to harm you?"

Everyone thought about it, and then bit their fingertips with their teeth, and each of them dripped a drop of blood in the wine bowl.

Bing Sanzhang concocted it in the same way, and everyone took back the wine bowl and tilted their necks and poured it down.

The main thing is to get it done, and this bonfire is officially started.

Perhaps they were afraid of Bing Sanzhang's identity, Cheng Chumo, Li Tai and the others didn't have much to say to Bing Sanzhang, but the two got together with the old ghost, muttering, not knowing what they were talking about.

Wu Meiniang was very interested in Bing Sanzhang, and when they met again after fifty years, the other party's face did not change, which was absolutely unimaginable for a woman.

Di Renjie glanced at the master with a complaining and helpless look as usual, Yun Ye gave a reassuring look, and said against his will: "Bear with it again, she won't be able to toss for another ten years at most." ”

Di Renjie smiled bitterly and said, "Master, the god man has just extended our life span for fifty years!"

Yun Ye was slightly stunned, and in the end he could only give him a helpless look.

Marrying Wu Meiniang to Di Renjie was the best arrangement for the two apprentices in Yun Ye's calculations.

Wu Meiniang is wise and close to demons, and Di Renjie is also a wise person, and two smart people can restrain each other together. It's better than a ruthless female emperor and a famous minister who has become unfilial to his children and grandchildren.

Datang has changed, because of the arrival of Yun Ye, Datang has become stronger, and because of the arrival of Bing Sanzhang, Datang has directly become a fantasy world.

Now that history has changed beyond recognition, it is only possible to create a new one.

The servant brought Mao Shanying over to take a seat, Bing Sanzhang looked up, and saw him nodding slightly, with a smile on the corner of his mouth.

The plan is ongoing, and with the speed and secrecy of Dabai, it will take about twelve hours to scan the complete Jade Mountain, which means that as soon as it dawns tomorrow morning, the main purpose of this time will be done.

"Hey, Uncle Bing, I'm asking you!"

"Don't call Uncle okay?" Bing Sanzhang turned his head helplessly, looked at Wu Meiniang's slightly old face, and said, "Although I have a relationship with your master's peers, this does not prevent us from becoming friends." ”

Let a sixty-year-old lady call her uncle, Bing Sanzhang has not such a perverted hobby.

Wu Meiniang grinned and said, "It's okay if you don't call me uncle, then you have to tell me where you come from?"

"It's a secret, wouldn't it be nice to treat me like a god?"

Wu Meiniang scoffed: "Where in this world there will be any gods, according to the master's words, they are all some delusional neuroses who want to become immortals and ancestors." In the early years, I was obsessed with the inheritance of the White Jade Palace, and I investigated all the sects that existed in the world, but in the end I found nothing. ”

Bing Sanzhang became interested and asked, "Is it that at that time, it was comparable to your master's three doors and five doors?"

"It's not that simple. There is a strict hierarchy among the gods, and there are many sects. Each door has its own means, and it is naturally amazing compared to ordinary people. But in fact, it is just a few doctrines that escaped by luck when the pre-Qin Dynasty burned books and pit Confucianism. ”

Wu Meiniang shook her head and said: "The doctrine that can compete with the hundred schools of thought of Confucianism naturally has its uniqueness. However, it has been passed down for thousands of years, and the descendants of the descendants continue to lose their ancestral information, and the transmission has been weakened to this day. They can only claim to be gods and deceive themselves. ”

Bing Sanzhang was not surprised, and said: "Are you a fusion of hundreds of schools, not only do he understand a little bit of the knowledge of each sect, but also have his own unique theory." You are famous, you stand tall and look far away, so you naturally don't look down on these messy things. It's just that I'm not the same as those gods, you don't have to be tempted or knocked on the side, go back tonight and sleep well, and when you wake up tomorrow morning, you will find a new version of yourself. ”

Wu Meiniang smiled and raised her glass, she didn't deny that there was a taste of temptation in her words just now, but she was more curious about Bing Sanzhang himself.

Fifty years ago, the world changed and affected the whole world, not only in the Tang Dynasty, but also in the Western Regions, in the Americas, in Europe, and even further away in Australia.

The bonfire party was very lively, and Yun Ye, the old ancestor, had not come forward for a long time, and personally presided over the party today, which made the juniors and servants very excited.

In the eyes of others, the Duke of Chu is a legend, he laid down a piece of the world for the Yun family with his bare hands, and created the title of Duke of Chuanguo.

Single-handedly established the academy to create a road to heaven for the children of the poor family. Create a Lingnan sailor, raise the prestige of the country thousands of miles away,

Each item is a topic that the children of the Yun family are proud of.

How can such a party hosted by such a person not make the blood of the juniors boiling.

Therefore, I know that when the bonfire is extinguished in the middle of the moon, the venue is still noisy, and the dense crowd of people shows no sign of abating.

The next day, Di Fu.

Wu Meiniang woke up from her sleep, she subconsciously looked at her husband beside her, and involuntarily covered her mouth.

The husband's old face was a dead gray color at this time, and a circle of white hair fell sparsely, leaving a bald head, and the crack extended unscrupulously, from the top of the head down the bridge of the nose to the chest.

Wu Meiniang wanted to reach out and press her husband's head, but suddenly found that her hand was the same dead gray color.

She screamed, retracted her hand as if electrocuted, and rubbed it vigorously with her other hand.

Large patches of dead skin fell off like dry tree bark, revealing the delicate skin that was white and red underneath, like a baby.

Wu Meiniang was slightly stunned, her face showed ecstasy, and her hands began to rub quickly on her body.

Di Renjie was awakened by the strange noise around him, opened his eyes in a daze, and said, "Madam, why are you so alarmed?"

Wu Meiniang was taken aback, jumped out of bed and shouted, "Don't open your eyes, close your eyes quickly." ”

Without waiting for Di Renjie to answer, someone shouted outward: "Rumeng, Rulan, quickly prepare bath water for me, quickly, quickly." Hurry up and wait for your master to get up, don't panic when you see anything, and prepare to wash and change your master's clothes. ”

A few little maids ran in quickly, and they were all taken aback when they saw the abnormality on the old lady's body.

But after all, they have all been trained by Wu Meiniang, and they are quite calm when they encounter major events.

The two little maids escorted Wu Meiniang into the bathroom next to her, and the sound of water soon came from inside.

The little maid named Ruxiang ran out with a blue face, called two strong little maids in, and took a bucket full of bath water, ready to change the bedroom directly into a bathhouse.

Half an hour later, the couple saw each other in the dining hall, and they were stunned and smiled bitterly.

"Madam, how can you and I meet our children and grandchildren like this now!"

Di Renjie was old at this time, his face as warm as jade, with white and red skin, and a tall figure like pine branches, made Wu Meiniang can't help but recall the scene when the two met for the first time.

It's just a shiny bald head on the top, which makes this warm memory have a big laugh.

Mei Niang glanced at it a few times, and finally couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Di Renjie touched his head with a wry smile: "Madame, don't smile, it's better to discuss this matter with the master as soon as possible." ”

Wu Meiniang glanced at him, and her usual graceful and luxurious temperament was gone, replaced by a youthful spirit mixed with wisdom and liveliness.

She wore a flower turban on her head, her sideburns were upturned, and she wore a hat made of fresh leaves and feathers on top of her head. not only hides the bald head, but adds a bit of pretty.

"Why are you in a hurry? It wasn't just the two of us who drank the life-prolonging potion last night, His Royal Highness King Wei and the Chengguo Mansion were the most lively. ”

Speaking of this, she giggled twice, "The old man who has been a grandparent has suddenly become a young man. Not to mention anything else, those concubines of King Wei have to go crazy first. ”

"The master probably can't stop there, let's hurry over and ask what to do!"

"What a nerd, if you want to regain your youth, it's a lot of difficulties, and it's not easy to get old. Don't forget, we also have a copy of the inheritance of Baishi Gong. Wu Meiniang turned around and said, "Ruxiang, go and bring the silver makeup box in my room." ”

"Yes. The little maid obediently agreed, looked at the old lady with curiosity and envy, and trotted all the way.

A few minutes later, the little maid ran back with a small silver makeup case.

Wu Meiniang took out a thin flesh-colored mask from it, spread it on the table, smeared it with various tools, picked it up after a while, and pasted it on her husband's face.

"Alright, let's see for yourself!"

Di Renjie beckoned the maid to come over with a mirror, while Wu Meiniang took his official hat and walked behind him to help him bring it.

Seeing the familiar face in the mirror, Di Renjie couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, he reached out and patted his wife's little hand, and said with sincere emotion: "Madam, this time it's thanks to you!"

Wu Meiniang stretched out her hand to push his head and said, "This is just an expedient measure, why don't you hurry up and ask someone to prepare a dog cart so that you can go to see the master!"

"Yes, yes, come and prepare the car!"

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In the Mansion of the State of Chu, Yun Ye smiled bitterly at a note.

Origin and extinction, gathering and separation, and you have a lot of feelings.

The effect of 50 years of life extension can be seen today.

With the help of Mrs. Zun's hair, her four pills can be taken directly, only one of the eldest grandson and queen mother, there are no taboos, and mortals can use it.

Extending its life for 50 years, its attractiveness should not be underestimated, and I hope that the Duke of Chu will be more careful not to make it make another bloody wave.

Yun Ye looked at the small wooden box under the note, and sighed: "It's a loss, it's a loss, it's a loss this time." Don't talk about whether you take advantage of it or not, it's troublesome!"

Cheng Chumo and Li Tai had already come, one was firing five shots in the front hall, the laughter was deafening, and the other was soaked in the kitchen and couldn't come out, and called twelve cooks to cook for him in a row.

If it weren't for Yun Ye's friendship with them since childhood, and he was a brother who grew up together in open crotch pants, he wouldn't dare to recognize these two young and strong young men as the two old men of yesterday.

"Old Ancestor, Old Ancestor, Young Master Di and Miss Wu are here, and they are waiting for you in the backyard!"

A little maid ran in to report.

Yun Ye patted his head: "Yes, go directly to the backyard, it seems that if you don't settle those old ladies today, you won't have a good life in the future." ”

He shook his head and grabbed the small wooden box, not wanting to go to the backyard yet.

"Little girl, go and call the two young people in my yard to the backyard together, the ancestor has something to tell them. ”

"Yes. The little maid said yes crisply, and trotted away.

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In the East China Sea, a huge yacht is breaking the waves, and two snow-white waves are rowed out at the tail, slowly rippling out and slowly disappearing into the sea.

The yacht has its own big white operation, and the six people of Bing Sanzhang sat in the small living room on the deck, drinking a little wine with the dishes that came out of the kitchen of Yunfu.

After exchanging information, Bing Sanzhang had no intention of having more contact with Yun Ye, that old fox had been playing with the court all his life, and he didn't know how many hearts and eyes he had, and the longer he stayed, the more likely he was to suffer. So as soon as Dabai's data was collected, he immediately retreated.

Directly exchanged for Kunshi fighters and flew into the East China Sea.

There are almost no people in power who have not aspired to immortality since ancient times. Yun Ye's own physique is special, maybe he really doesn't care, but the people around him always care.

Leave him a life-prolonging pill without a genetic lock, even if he pays for his calculations.

"Well, this is delicious, you can taste this!" Jin Liuniang held a huge ant leg and sent the white meat on the top like ice to his mouth.

Bing Sanzhang opened his mouth and took a bite, raised his eyebrows and said, "It's really evil, ant meat is like a crab no matter how you eat it." ”

Mao Shanying laughed and said: "Interesting and interesting, this world is really weird. There are inexplicable animals everywhere, and they all taste good. Behold, in another hundred years, the cook will rule the world. ”

"It doesn't matter who rules the world, I love it here anyway. ”

The little water ghost grabbed a big spider with fangs and claws, stuffed it all into its mouth, and narrowed its small eyes. (To be continued.) )