01 The counterattacking Dryad Midori
March 12, Arbor Day.
Early in the morning, another beautiful morning.
Eh~ Actually, it's not so beautiful, there is no lonely night when Little Green sleeps around.
When I opened my eyes, I saw the new ceiling of the room, and looked at the emerald green vines, one after another, which wrapped around the whole room with various thick and thin vines, like a kind of natural style house decoration.
Admittedly, it is not necessary and impossible for me to spend a lot of money on this kind of renovation. This is completely Midori's personal playful personality, and she intends to incorporate the whole room into her harem......
The cause of the matter is to be the king of the old man, the green dragon king Xu sent a dragon yang pearl to Xiao Lu, Xiao Lu has been very energetic since then, when the weather began to warm up, he came to the yard to push the moss slate away, and turned into a split - a big banyan tree, which took root and occupied the vast courtyard. And the vines quickly eroded the whole house, so that there were vines everywhere. And where the vines are made, is her territory. To put it simply, the whole house, including the backyard, became her territory.
As for the effect of this......
Since the basement network cable and electrical wiring are connected, Jiang Xiaogui and the computer--computer desk have been moved from my room to the basement. I think a dark, sealed basement room is where he belongs. At least I don't have to go back to my room every day to see an Internet addict Zhengtai and garbage everywhere, and there will be mixed potato chips, coke and other smells in the air, and when I sleep with a loli in my arms at night, there is a Zhengtai playing games next to me.
I got up, went to the window, opened the curtains, and stretched. Life is like this, what more can I ask for?
After changing my clothes, I walked out into the backyard hallway.
Spring is not the best season for Aoki City. Aoki City in mid-March is in a wet season, and sometimes there is a lot of mist in the morning or even at noon.
To the north of Aoki City, this green area is naturally more foggy. When I get up in the morning, the orchard, and even the entire Qingyun Mountain area, have become a world like a fairyland, full of spiritual energy, and many creatures, so a paradise.
When my father chose to live here, he must have taken a fancy to these benefits.
In the backyard stands a large banyan tree, which extends its roots and vines directly to the roof, covering the roof. Or the roots of the trees in the earth stick out of the ground and wrap themselves around the pillars and walls of the house, or even deep into the inner house. If you look at it from above, the whole room is covered with vine roots of various thicknesses, and the vines on the roof also grow leaves to absorb sunlight. Like a hobbit living in a small hill cave house, it is one with nature.
The big banyan tree, which looks lazy in the warm morning light.
From the appearance of Xiao Green, you can roughly guess that it will be a sunny day today.
I walked along the corridor and first came to the door of Huo Yu and Shi Dashan's room. The relationship between these two guys is indeed not simple, obviously there are already a few spare rooms in the house, but they are still living together, and it is not good for people not to doubt it. I even had the idea of persuading them to "get married, I'll officiate for you."
If there really is such a day, should Huo Yu transform into a female form?
I don't know why I suddenly got a pimple, obviously the weather is not too cold.
Now I'm going to do something else, and that's a kick in their door, and there is a bang.
I didn't have the energy to shout to the people inside: "Get up, work, if you don't get up, I'll break in and take pictures of your inappropriate behavior as a child inside." ”
I guess they're going to scold me in bed.
Then walk down the corridor to the next room, Huang You's room.
First kicked the door again, then knocked desperately on the door, shouting and shouting in displeasure: "Huang You, you are on the street, didn't you say that Xiaoxue is going back to school today, and you are responsible for making breakfast in the morning? You bastard are still sleeping lazy at this time? I'm going to shave your skin ......"
"I'm sorry~" Weak and lazy voice: "Forgot." ”
It seemed that I had no intention of getting up at all, so I was so angry that I shook the door vigorously and shouted threateningly: "Get up! Open the door, you bastard, open the door, or I'll crash in!"
Hey, the door wasn't locked.
When I went in, I realized that Huang You had already flashed, and the wooden lid on the side of his bed leading to the basement had just closed with a snapping sound.
Escaped, depressed, speaking of which, this basement was still built by him, and I don't know if he got any special mechanism. I always feel that the basement is not as simple as it seems.
Exit the door of Huang You's room and walk a little further down the corridor to the small wooden compartment that leads to the basement. After opening the wooden door, he shouted directly down: "Get up, dead people! You bed-lying guys, hurry up! Eat so fast, you are so reluctant to pick the fruit, believe it or not, will I give you food?!"
After shouting a few times, my throat was a little itchy and I coughed twice. I don't know if they're ready, I'm too lazy to care.
In the end, he returned to the big room and knocked on the door of Xiaoxue's room.
"Girl, girl, it's time to get up and go to school. ”
I like to wake up Xiaoxue like this every day, and I feel very happy when Xiaoxue doesn't have to live on campus.
Xiaoxue's vague voice that hadn't woken up came from inside: "Got it...... What time is it now...... Eh, it's so late?!" Then there was a chaotic murmur from inside.
Hehe, Xiaoxue is so cute.
Unhurriedly, I walked to the toilet and peed on the toilet.
I was urinating happily, and the ceiling of the tree vine above the toilet suddenly stretched out my little green head, and I happily shouted "Woo!" This unknown language scared me so much that I couldn't stop peeing.
I looked up and scolded angrily: "Are you looking for a smoke?!"
Xiao Lu ignored me and was angry, looked at my little brother curiously, and made a sound that made me embarrassed by "woo~".
That's it, she's already seen it when she shouldn't be looking.
Don't think crooked, my brother is still a decent gentleman, and he won't do anything to this kind of Lori.
It all started one night not long after she had taken over the whole room with vines. At that time, I was in the bathroom humming a song and wiping myself in the bath, and the whole bathroom was full of white mist, and suddenly a green leaf fell from it.
I latherically grabbed this green leaf and studied it, thinking to myself, isn't this a small green leaf?
Then I heard some voices in the bathroom, and when I looked up, Xiao Lu was holding his face with both hands on it and looking straight at my whole body, with a curious face.
At that time, I was stunned, and my first reaction was to be so frightened that I hugged my little brother and screamed loudly.
I, Mu Dongqing, have been crisscrossing the rivers and lakes for so many years, whether it is facing the sea of swords and fires, or facing the pursuit and killing of cultivators, I am very calm, and I have never screamed like a woman who is about to be poisoned today. Not to mention, this shyness and screaming made Midori's puzzled expression look a little excited, like a pervert.
The screams scared the monsters who were doing other things in the house, and Shi Dashan kicked the door open without saying a word, so my ** was exposed to the eyes of all the monsters, and any innocence became a joke.
Since then, I have learned that Midori can also freely shuttle around the areas covered by trees and vines, that is, the whole house has become a place where Midori can come and go whenever he wants.
Fortunately, I was not the only one who was poisoned by the little green. Huo Yu, Xiao Xue, Qing Cao, Fu Nu, and Lu Qiyue, as long as they were women or similar women, were all attacked by Xiao Lu when they were taking a bath, and then from the bathroom came a sound that made the male and male animals extremely hot and unbearable. How we wish we could rush in and help them get rid of Midori, we can't let Midori be so willful!
Later, Xiaolu was jointly accused by us, and only then did he restrain a little.
Hmph, how can the story of Huo Yu and Shi Dashan's room be understood by a little girl like you who doesn't know the world?
Xiao Lu suddenly appeared in the toilet this time just to scare me, and I didn't hide it, not to mention that I couldn't stop at all now.
After flushing, I pulled up my pants and said angrily to Midori, "Stinky rascal, you wait! I won't let you go!"
"Ahh
Midori triumphantly retracted back into the vine ceiling and disappeared without a trace.
After a while, Xiaoxue came to the toilet. I was standing outside in the bathroom about to brush my teeth, when I heard Xiaoxue scream and shout angrily, "Little Green!" It seems that she has also been poisoned by Little Green.
Tut-tut, black-bellied little Lori.
Xiaoxue and I stood side by side in front of the mirror in the bathroom to brush our teeth, and Xiaoxue said vaguely to me in the mirror, "Brother, you woke me up so late, I'm going to be late." Look at her look depressed and blamed.
I also vaguely said to her in the mirror: "The winter vacation has just ended, and my brother doesn't want you to get up too early~"
"Isn't that going to be late?"
"Don't worry, brother is flying and will bring you to school in time. ”
Shabu, shabu, spit, spit.
After a period of busyness, Xiaoxue was already dressed, and stood at the open gate with her schoolbag waiting for me, anxious to take small steps.
"Hurry up, brother!"
"Don't be in a hurry, you're in a hurry, you're in a hurry, you're in a ......"
I deliberately slowed down and put on my sunglasses in a "chic" way.
The anxious little snow grabbed my hand and pulled me into the parking shed. After getting into the car, Xiao Hyundai slowly started moving, left the house, and got on the road.
In the past, the road leading to my house and village was full of weeds on both sides.
Now, through the efforts of the village monsters, it has been transformed into a fruit sapling and flower field. The small fruit trees have also grown to human height under the efforts of Xiao Lu in the past few months. If you work a little harder, you might be able to produce fruit in the summer.
As for the seedlings that have been planted, quite a few of them have already bloomed. Diverse in color and variety, the flowers here create a fragrance that fills the entire surrounding area. In the future, it will be even better here.
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