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A five-size-fits-three thick vendor pushes a cart of snowflake pears passing by, the sun shines on the pears and the body is full of reflection, the top is big, round and fragrant, and it is a rare good pear at a glance. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

The vendors walked in front, and a few greedy idlers followed behind.

"If you sell pears, you don't know how to do business, and pears dare to sell for ten cents each? In previous years, you could buy one pound for two cents. ”

The vendor said impatiently: "Go, go, some idlers know something, this autumn is short, and the early winter is extremely cold, there are a lot of flowers, plants, fruits and trees, and there are not many snow pears in the first place, and there are even fewer high-quality snow pears." I chose to receive this cart of pears, so naturally it was a little more expensive. If you have money, you can go away, and don't delay your uncle's business!"

The vendor is five big and three thick, with a full beard on his face, and his eyes are as big as copper bells, and his sudden anger is very scary.

Seeing that they couldn't take advantage, the idlers crooked their mouths and no longer entangled.

Dressed in a tattered robe, the lame Li stepped forward crookedly to block the way of the vendor, and said with a smile: "Merciful merchants, how about giving a pear to quench your thirst?"

As soon as he said this, the eyes of the idlers around him and the beggars nearby lit up, and their eyes were instantly projected.

"Go, go, you old man also came to join in the fun, ugly and lame, and his mind is so vicious, you look at the eyes of these beggars, if I give you charity, I will explain this car of snow pears here today. Get out of the way, or I'll beat you up!"

Crippled Li was furious in his heart, you said that a thousand ways and ten thousand are nothing more than giving up this cart of pears, the bitter people have already begged, you are a lowly trader not only do not sympathize, but speak ill of each other, what is the reason? Seeing that you are facing evil, you must not be a good person, I wait for the Eight Immortals to be in the lower realm today, and we must punish the evil and promote the good to teach you a lesson!

Crutches Li made up his mind, and said loudly at the moment: "You have hundreds of pears in this car, and you only ask for one, and it is not much loss for you, why do you lose so much temper and speak ill of me?"

The idlers around him loudly coaxed and agreed with the lame Lee's point of view.

Han Xiangzi frowned slightly, and had a lot of complaints about Li's strong words, but when he turned his head to look at the other five people, they all looked approving, so he had to suppress the unhappiness in his heart.

It's not a big deal to see the excitement, and there are naturally more and more loud coaxing, and the lame Li saw that everyone supported him, and he was even more proud, so he simply pressed the crutch on the pear cart.

His crutch is a magic weapon produced by Taishang Laojun, weighing 5,400 catties, and the wheels of the car are sunk into the ground, and the big man can't push the car even if he uses his strength to eat.

Seeing that the car couldn't be pushed, the people around him kept coaxing, and the vendor's temper also came up, so he simply sat on the car directly, stared at the copper bell and confronted everyone with big eyes, expressing his love, but he didn't give it.

The noise continued, and the guests who loved cleanliness in the teahouse stopped protesting loudly, and Dr. Tea was so busy that he went around to appease him.

The shopkeeper saw that there was no need to do business like this, so he went out and persuaded him for a few words, but when he saw that it had no effect, he simply sent a young man to pay for one.

When business came to the door, the vendor's face was not a little better.

The guy muttered and handed over ten cents, grabbed a pear and handed it to the lame kidnapper, and couldn't help but sarcastically say: "The Taoist chief is really good, blocking the door of the teahouse to beg for pears to eat, and coercing the vendors and the teahouse under the water, no wonder you are in tatters but can eat red, it turns out that you have a special craft." Our shopkeeper said, the Taoist is very capable, the small shop can't afford to provoke, and the tea money doesn't dare to ask you for it, I just hope you won't take care of the small shop in the future. ”

The man's eyes were full of contempt and made the lame Li angry, he stared at the guy for a long time, and then looked at the vendor with a disgusted expression, suddenly laughed, and said loudly: "The monks eat and drink dew, don't wear neat clothes, don't keep overnight money, today I have a snow pear, please taste it together!"

The idlers cheered, and the guy said with disdain: "Hurry up after eating the pears, don't argue here, and say that you have pears?

The lame old god Li was there, and said: "You can see it, you can know if it's true or not!"

After saying that, he brought the pear to his mouth, and in three or five mouthfuls, he gnawed a huge snowflake pear into a pear pit.

With his right hand, he put the iron crutch on the ground, and there were suddenly more small holes in the flat ground, and the lame Li put the pear core into it and smoothed the hole with his foot.

Han Xiangzi frowned and did not speak.

Zhang Guo patted him like an old child and said, looking anxious to see the excitement. Uncle Cao Guo and others talked and laughed happily, and they had the feeling of watching Taoist friends play the world.

Crippled Li raised his hand and drank, "Here comes tea!"

"Brother Li continue!" Han Zhongli laughed, and as soon as the big banana leaves waved, the big teapot boiling on the stove flew over.

Limp Li Tie turned a little, and the teapot suddenly fixed on the tip, and a column of steaming water was excited and poured on the ground.

Everyone subconsciously retreated, their eyes full of curiosity.

The guy and the vendor glanced at each other, and Gu sneered slightly.

I saw the lame Li shaking his head and reciting words, and with a stomp of his feet, the fragrance of tea on the ground was stimulated like a storm. People within a radius of 10 meters feel as if they are in a tea plantation, and the fragrance of tea leaves goes straight to their noses.

Even the shopkeeper of the teahouse was stunned, and forgot to find Han Zhongli to argue about the teapot for a while.

"Look, it's sprouting!"

Suddenly, a shout called everyone's spirit back, and when they looked at it, a bud really appeared on the ground.

As soon as the buds emerged, they grew when they saw the wind, and in the blink of an eye, they grew into a big tree with lush leaves.

Before everyone had time to exclaim, snow-white pear blossoms appeared on the branches of the big tree, a gust of wind blew, pear petals rained down, and the fruits came out one by one, and then in the blink of an eye, a round snow-flaked pear hung all over the branches.

Looking at the stunned people around him, the limp Li laughed, picked up the iron crutch with his backhand and smashed it heavily on the trunk, only to hear a "bump", and the snowflake pears all over the tree fell one after another, falling to the ground and rolling everywhere.

The lame Li grabbed one and gave it to the little man, and the guy took a big bite without hesitation, and shouted with a mouth: "What a sweet pear!"

When this voice went out, the onlookers couldn't help it, shouted and rushed up, and snatched the snow pears on the ground in the blink of an eye.

Looking at the awe-inspiring gazes of people who were buried in eating pears on the street from time to time, Limp Li's heart was relieved.

With a wave of his hand, he interrupted the pear tree, and swaggered into the teahouse on his shoulder.

The vendor's expression was dull, and a child couldn't bear to look at it, so he gave him a pear, he picked it up and took a bite, and muttered: "It's exactly the same, there is such a miracle in the world... Ahh

Halfway through his words, he was about to turn his head and touch a snowflake pear to compare it, but when he looked down, there was not a single pear left in a cart.

There are sharp-eyed eyes, and they understand what is going on with a roll of their eyes, look at the seven strangely dressed people in the teahouse, and look at the sweet snowflake pear in their hands, and decisively accept it when they see it, and retreat directly.

No one is stupid, if you get cheap, you have to hide it, and the people in the market continue to disappear in twos and threes, and the crowd around them decreases rapidly.

When the lame Li tricked just now, the vendors were stunned, and they had already put a cart of snowflake pears in the back of their heads, but now they came back to their senses, a cart of pears were all gone, and even the handle of the cart was missing.

Recalling the action of the lame Li just now, he realized that he had been tricked by this stinky Taoist priest.

The vendor only felt that the tip of his heart was dripping blood, and rushed into the teahouse in anger, shouting: "Stinky Taoist, you dare to steal my pears by tricks, I will not rest with you today!"

Crippled Li was in a good mood, holding a big gourd and drinking refreshingly.

Squinted at the vendor, and sneered: "I take pear cores and plant trees to divide pears, everyone can see it, what do you have to do with me if you lose a cart of pears?"

The vendors were about to turn their backs on their backs, "It's a shame that you're still a cultivator, and you are still talking nonsense with your eyes open, and you still have my handlebar in your hand!"

The lame Li joked: "I made this wooden stick out of a pear tree, but everyone saw it, why did it become yours again?"

"You!" the vendor trembled with rage, clenching his fists and trying to rush forward, but a hint of scruple flashed on his face.

"What are you!" the lame Li reprimanded unceremoniously: "You have a surplus, and the miserable people are desolate and do not see mercy, but only know evil words to each other, not the son of man." Now I will teach you a lesson, you should repent, do more good deeds, and fast the monks to give the Tao, so that you can last a long time, and you will not attract the curse of heaven!"

Han Xiangzi's brows furrowed into a pimple, and he couldn't help but persuade: "Brother Li, he is an ignorant villager, he doesn't know the number of days, he doesn't know the reason, just talk about it, why bother casting a spell to compile a cart of fragrant pears for him." The people have a small business, they eat and sleep in the open air, and they don't have enough rain or shine, so why bother with him! We still have business!"

Uncle Cao Guo shook his head and said: "General Han's words are wrong, and the villagers are stupid and reluctant to give up a pear, which shows that he must have been a stingy person in the past." Brother borrowed grain, calculating, business dealings, small profits, today Brother Li lit it up to be his creation. ”

Li's chin was raised slightly, his eyes were a little complacent, and he glanced at Han Xiangzi with slanted eyes, but he didn't bother to explain.

The vendor was so angry that he almost fainted, his chest rose and fell, and he suddenly roared, turned his head and ran out.

Crippled Li and the others were slightly stunned, and Gu is laughter burst out.

The face of the shopkeeper of the teahouse changed slightly, and he wanted to remind a few people, but he suddenly saw the big teapot that had rotted on the street, and a trace of regret flashed in his eyes, and he quickly dispelled the idea.

The people in the teahouse talked a lot, laughing at the vendors for being taught a lesson, lamenting the difficulties of the world, and fearing the magic of magic, saying anything.

Some good deeds wanted to go up and talk, but they were intimidated by the popularity of the seven, and they cowered and did not dare to act.

As soon as the gossip started, it couldn't stop, during the period it was naturally all kinds of crooked buildings, thanks to Li Xuan's amazing tricks, the topic of the idlers has been revolving around this aspect, and after spitting and adding oil and vinegar, the topic turned to the Academy of Cultivating Immortals as expected by the Eight Immortals.

"That cripple is so powerful, he got a big cart of pears in three or five clicks, and he was still under the nose of the vendor. ”

"If I learn it, I will go to the door of the grain depot to plant wheat, and I will be able to empty the grain depot in less than three days!"

"! Believe it or not, you were lame by the soldiers guarding the treasury after the first wave was collected? and you still emptied? See if the government can find you trouble, you are a vegetarian when you are a vegetarian in the brocade clothes of the Forbidden Law Hall?"

Lan Caihe raised his eyebrows, having some bad premonitions, but the others were all old gods who were not taking it seriously, and they also shook their heads and listened.

"Speaking of which, those brocade clothes are really powerful, just watching them catch some Jiangyang thieves like chickens, I have never seen them suffer. Could it be that these people just came out of the Immortal Cultivation Academy?"

"It's possible! One by one, you all know the tigers in the front street, that's a tyrant in Nancheng, I used to see that the prefect was a master who didn't kneel, isn't it powerful?

Someone said faintly: "I don't know if those little cubs in my family will be so majestic after they come out." ”

"Brother Yao's child was sent in? Sure enough, he is worthy of the witty Yao Erlang! The younger brother is not good, his brain can't turn around, and after seeing others get the food, he regrets it. Brother Yao gave an idea, how can I send those two cubs of my family to the Immortal Academy. ”

As soon as these words came out, there was a sudden uproar: "Yes, yes, yes! Brother Yao helps, we also want to eat Baihuahua's rice!"

"You guys who don't have eyesight, don't you see that Brother Yao's wine jug is empty? ”

"Two taels, we can't afford to lose that person, come on a catty!"

"Go, it seems like you can, right?"

So the two of them quarreled again, and everyone persuaded them violently, and when it was easy to pull away, the pound of apricot blossom wine had already come up.

There is good wine to drink, and "Brother Yao" is also very satisfied, so he gives a very simple guidance:

"You guys know how to fool around you and don't know how to pay attention to what's going on around you. Don't look at the notice of the Forbidden Law Hall saying that the date has closed, in fact, the registration point outside the city gate has not been withdrawn, you take your own cubs with you, say more good things, and people will also accept it!"

"Really?"

"That's! I can still lie to you, think I was on the front street, it was a big deal... ”

Everyone was busy interrupting him to recall that year, and he had palpitations in his heart to persuade him to drink.

Crutch Li opened his eyes suddenly, and said, "Registration point outside the city gate!"

Uncle Cao Guo stood up with a smile, raised the price and left: "Let's go, see which of our brothers arrives first!"

Just when everyone was about to leave, the "Brother Yao" suddenly exclaimed: "Hey, it's the brocade of the Forbidden Law Hall." ”

Someone next to him immediately said: "The one leading the way is that vendor! He has reported to the official! Those people are in trouble!"

When the Seven Immortals heard this, they snorted in their hearts, and the feet they raised fell instead.

Crutch Li looked outside and sneered: "I want to see how the mortal government is perverse and speak for profiteers now!" )