The two of them opened the door and entered the main hall.

As soon as the door was opened, the flying dust waved, the snakes and rats fled, and two broken windows fell down directly, making a clang, which frightened the two of them.

"What the hell, what kind of place is this, how many years has no one been here?"

"You can be content, at least there is a place where we can roast the fire!"

The two of them didn't go far, they tidied up a small open space here at the door, found three or five wooden squares, and dragged a few dry rattans that appeared in the main hall for some reason, and took out the flint and pounded for a while, and finally made a fire.

"Damn, it's a little hot, hurry up and bake this dress on your body, and then stick it on your body, Lao Tzu must die!"

When the two were undressing, they heard someone outside the door calling out in a delicate voice: "Help!

Then I heard a knock on the door.

The two of them were stunned, and a gust of wind blew into the main hall, and the two of them sneezed at the same time: "Fragrant! It's a woman!"

The two glanced at each other, stood up at the same time, and scrambled to the door, shouting at the same time: "Don't be afraid, girl, I'm here!"

"Yes, I'm coming! I'll protect you right away!"

Opening the door, a girl slid in, looking flustered, but her movements were graceful, her colorful clothes fluttering, and the fragrance drilled into the noses of the two of them.

"Help! I'm so scared!"

While the two closed the door, they comforted with saliva: "Don't be afraid of the girl, I will protect you!"

The girl turned her head violently, and her charming face was like a thunderbolt, which instantly shocked both of them stupidly.

It's beautiful! It's so beautiful!

"You're going to protect me, you're so good!" the girl spun around like a butterfly, and even flew over suddenly, directly crushing the two of them to the ground.

The ankle moved, and the crisp bell was pleasant.

The two of them reached out to hug the girl at the same time, their hearts were secretly cool, their hands were dishonestly touched, and the ugly thing under their crotch had already stood up honestly and abnormally. The mouth repeatedly muttered: "Don't be afraid, girl, there is me, there is me!"

The two looked at each other, and tears almost burst out of their eyes with excitement.

Look! I'm right, there are good things in the barren mountains and wild temples! The sky, the earth! The wild villages and wild temples really have erotic encounters!

Yes, I want to be a monk too! Daddy, the child is not filial, and I want to be a monk, but don't worry, I will definitely have a future!

The two of them fell into the illusion of a better future, and they didn't even notice that a thick rattan had climbed to the entrance of the temple like a giant python, and gently stretched two small branches from a gap, quietly slid to the mouths of the two, and slammed into the mouths of the two.

As soon as the girl turned around, she jumped three feet high, and gently landed on the head of a statue of Wei Tuo, looked down at the two men convulsing and shriveling, and pouted boringly: "Lustful stinky man!"

The rattan was full of food and drink, and slowly retracted, and the girl took out a delicate little mirror from her bosom, looked at the delicate little face, and sighed faintly.

Gently stretching out the smooth calves, a string of small silver bells trembled, so cute-

At dawn, two bounty hunters with meaty faces were already standing at the gate of the city, holding a large number of wanted notices in their hands, staring at everyone who passed by with hungry wolf-like eyes.

"Don't go! You! Yes, it's you!"

The two of them jumped out suddenly, pulled out a wet man, dragged his chin against the wall, looked at him randomly, and shouted: "You are Wang Laoji!

The man hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Wait, wait, wait, two good men, what's going on, if you can explain one or two, I will have a lot of thanks here!"

The two were about to drag him away, but when they heard the heavy thanks, they hurriedly stopped, looked up and down, and said, "Heavy thanks?"

The man hurriedly smiled: "How heavy is it! The little brother's family has made some small deals, and he still has some money!"

The two glanced at each other, let go of him directly, and said with a smile: "Count you as a kid! Otherwise, I'll arrest you and get the reward!"

The man hurriedly arched his hand and said: "But I'm not a wanted criminal, but I don't think the two eldest brothers are fools, there must be something to say here!"

"That's!" the two said proudly: "Brother, you are lucky to meet our brother! It will not be difficult for you to break your fortune, if you meet those two bastards in the west of the city, they will not only take your money, but also arrest you and put you in prison!"

The two patted the man on the shoulder and said, "Let's tell you so, the eldest lord wants political achievements, what are the political achievements? Isn't that the number of wanted criminals? Even if you occasionally catch the wrong thirty or fifty, it doesn't matter! After we have received the silver, and the eldest master has made political achievements, who cares if you are real or fake?"

The man smiled and said: "In this way, the bounty of the two eldest brothers is not the establishment of the county government, but they took the initiative to relieve the worries of the master!"

The two were surprised: "Hey, look at your kid stupid, I didn't expect your brain to react quite quickly!"

"Then in our county, like the two eldest brothers, are there a lot of people who take the initiative to share the worries of the eldest master?

"How is that possible!" the two of them put their hands behind their backs very magnificently, and said proudly: "There are at most ten people in our county, after all, there are more wolves and less meat, and wanted criminals will not be caught every day." And with us suppressing us, how can we allow newcomers to take our jobs?"

"So, the two eldest brothers also killed the people in front of them to take this position?"

The two of them sensed that something was wrong, and frowned: "Where did you come from so much nonsense, give money cleanly! Otherwise, I will arrest you and go to prison!"

"Eh, two big brothers!" the man suddenly bowed and said, "Thank you two big brothers for pointing me a clear path!"

The two of them said blankly: "What?

"That's the road!" The man snatched the wanted warrant and said viciously: "Come on, arrest me!"

Four or five equally wet men suddenly jumped out from behind, laughing and pinching the two bounties to catch them.

The man flipped through the wanted notice and shouted, "You are Wang Laoji! You are Jia Duobao! Brothers, arrest me and receive the reward!"

"You ...... Oops!"

"Oh...... Oops!"

Everyone agreed loudly, and a few old fists went down to beat the two speechless, and carried them to the city and county office.

The people around were dumbfounded, and it took a long time for them to react before they screamed and scattered!

At the gate of the city, there was a sudden burst of chickens and dogs!