061 The daily life of the elves
After harvesting a group of goblins, Ji Danhuang's mood was exceptionally good, he slept sweetly this night, and he didn't dream. But when I was half-asleep in the morning, I felt a little hot.
Well...... Who covered him with a big quilt?
Ji Danhuang rolled over and threw aside the hot thing covering his chest, intending to continue sleeping for a while, but the thing stuck to his back again. Ji Danhuang reached out irritably and wanted to throw the hot thing away, but as soon as he stretched out his hand, he touched a large handful of hair.
Hair?
Ji Danhuang woke up in a frightened spirit, and thought that there was an extra female ghost or something like that around him, and he was accidentally grabbed by his hair, but when he looked back, he found that he was thinking too much. Beside him, who was in a mess, turned out to be a fiery red two-tailed fox.
Hey, Su Zixuan?
Being caught by Ji Danhuang like this, Su Zixuan opened her eyes in a daze, yawned and stretched, and looked at Ji Danhuang with a look of "Do you have something to do with me?" Ji Danhuang was suddenly cute, and couldn't help but reach out and hug the little fox over, rubbing his face vigorously.
Xu was in a good mood after sleeping well, and Su Zixuan turned into a human form with a "poof". Ji Danhuang rubbed and found that the feeling was wrong, and when he looked again, he found that the little fox in his hand was gone, replaced by a bewitching little beauty, and he screamed in fright.
Ji Danhuang blushed and stepped back: "You, you, you...... Can you please stop turning into a human form next time when I'm playing with you!Do you know how embarrassing it is!" This time, I felt even hotter.
This little goblin, can you pay attention to the influence! Turning into a fox and burrowing into his bed, and openly turning into a human form in his bed! What is she trying to do!
Su Zixuan said "ahh He winked playfully as he spoke.
Ji Danhuang was so embarrassed that he felt that his face was so hot that he could barbecue: "Forget it, it's nothing." By the way, why did you come to sleep with me? Didn't you get a place for you yesterday?"
Su Zixuan's cherry lips pursed, and she looked at Ji Danhuang with anger: "Besides, it's just a sofa, how can we sleep! There is no place for white bones, squirrels, and stones to lie down, lily of the valley squeezes into the flower pot, and the spider hangs to the foot of the wall, I can't sleep on the ground! You have a big place here, I'll come and squeeze it with you!"
While speaking, Su Zixuan rubbed her aching waist. Last night, she originally slept on Shi Qingming's body, and felt that it should be no problem to make up for one night, who would have thought that Shi Qingming's edges and corners were too prominent, and she was woken up halfway through sleep. After turning around, I didn't find a comfortable place to sleep, and finally chose Ji Danhuang's quilt.
Ji Danhuang said sullenly: "As a fox, haven't you slept on the ground? How did you sleep before you became an adult?" He didn't believe it, Su Zixuan hadn't slept on the ground since he was born.
Su Zixuan said confidently: "Of course people haven't slept on the ground! Before cultivating a human form, people were very serious about sleeping on it with straw." Sleep on the ground...... Tsk, how dirty!!
Ji Danhuang was helpless, sighed and chose to shut up. As a human, he really didn't know how to reason with a fox.
Rubbing his head and getting off the ground, Ji Danhuang staggered towards the bathroom, intending to deal with his physiological problems. As soon as he opened the door, the scene in front of him almost scared him to pee.
What is this going on! What is this going on? What is a skeleton doing with a brush? Is this a live version of the painting skin?
seemed to feel Ji Danhuang's arrival, and the skeleton turned his head with a "click": "Yo, little brother Ji, it's early!" Listening to the voice, it was a white bone spirit in vain.
Ji Danhuang couldn't help but shudder: "Huh...... The ...... What are you doing?" asked before I remembered that this was pure nonsense.
In vain, he "clicked" the skeleton and lifted the human-skinned thing on the table: "Oh, this leather eyebrow is pale, I'll take it off and draw it." As he spoke, he shook the thing and draped it on his body, vaguely still the beauty who was too pale in skin last night.
Ji Danhuang was a little frightened, pointed at Bai Baibai, and trembled: "That...... What's that...... What?...... Human skin?"
Didn't Ren Bikong say that these goblins were all good goblins? Why were they still wearing human skins on their bodies in vain? If they didn't kill people, where would they come from with human skins!
He saw the scene of drawing human skins with a brush in vain, so would she kill him and eat the meat, and then keep the skin for later use?
In an instant, Ji Danhuang's open mind came up with the various versions he had seen, all kinds of images of demons and monsters, as well as the tragic images of the people who were killed, and they all poured into his mind in an instant. Ji Danhuang's eyes changed when he looked at Bai Bai, lest she suddenly rush over in the next second and tear off his skin.
Then his skin lay alone on the table, traced by a brush, from the appearance of a handsome man to that of a pale beauty.
"Oh, this!" Bai Bai pulled the corners of his mouth slightly, as if he was smiling, "This is made of rubber, not human skin." ”
"Whew-I'm scared to death!"
As soon as he heard that it was rubber instead of human skin, Ji Danhuang let out a long breath and suddenly felt that his body was warm. Well, he's definitely too affected. Who said that the skin painted by the white bone must be human skin? Now that science and technology are so developed, what can people do when they collect rubber to make a leather drape? After a while, buy some liquid silicone and let it make a pile of skin for nothing, and keep it for later, the effect is better!
Others change their clothes, they change their skin for nothing, and every day is a different beauty, well!
The curvature of the corners of Bai Baibai's mouth became a little bigger: "Little Brother Ji, are you afraid? There is a lot of sweat on your forehead!" The hand bone of his right hand suddenly broke out, and he pinched a tissue and came over to wipe Ji Danhuang's sweat, "I'm sorry, I scared you." ”
Ji Danhuang trembled, no matter how he looked at it, he felt that his white smile seemed to be mocking him for being cowardly and cowardly. And the hand bone was also deliberately used by her to scare him.
snatched the tissue pinched in his hand, Ji Danhuang wiped his forehead in a panic: "No, no." He rushed into the bathroom as if he had escaped.
Take a deep breath, don't be afraid, and slowly get used to her behavior.
Happily put the water, Ji Danhuang turned on the faucet and was about to wash, when he suddenly felt that something was wrong, and after a closer look, he found that a thin root was inserted in the faucet, drinking water happily. Following the roots, Ji Danhuang found the lily of the valley hidden in a flower pot on the balcony.
"Brother Ji, good morning!" "Lily of the valley came out of the flower pot and shook the string of bell-like flowers above her head, "Were you going to the toilet just now?" He looked at Ji Danhuang innocently.
Ji Danhuang's face was blue and red. It's okay if Lily of the Valley doesn't say anything, doesn't that prove that she saw him go to the toilet just now?
"Little brother, blush!"
Ji Danhuang was depressed, and suddenly saw a black spider the size of a football suddenly fall from the top of his head, and he screamed in fright, and his face turned white. When he looked closely, the big spider suddenly straightened up and turned into a beauty in black.
Panzhu embroidered her lips and smiled: "Little brother, I'm sorry to scare you." The first time I lived in a house inhabited by humans, I was a little unaccustomed to it, and I thought it was in an abandoned house in the wild!"
Ji Danhuang took a deep breath and took a deep breath......
"It's okay, I'm used to being scared this morning. Ji Danhuang gently stroked his chest and soothed the frightened little heart, "I'll go see Shi Qingming and Gu Pansong." Trembling, he turned around.
Hopefully those two aren't too scary.
Thinking that he was mentally prepared, Ji Danhuang carefully pushed open the door and was dumbfounded. At some point, there was a pine tower as high as a hill in the room, and a squirrel bigger than a cat was happily busy in the pine tower, "clicking" and peeling the pine tower.
This, this, this...... Is this Gu Pansong?
When he turned around and saw Ji Danhuang coming in, the little squirrel turned into a cute little Lori: "Brother Ji, you are up, I have prepared breakfast." Look!, there are so many pine towers!" happily threw himself into the pile of pine towers and rolled around.
Obviously, Gu Pansong used this place as a place to store grain. And she thought that everyone in the world liked to eat pine towers just like her.
Could it be that the fox demon Su Zixuan, the spider demon Panzhu embroidery, the stone monster stone Qingming, the flower essence lily of the valley, and the white bone essence are in vain, and they have always followed Gu Pansong to eat the pine tower together?
The corners of Ji Danhuang's mouth twitched violently, and he really wanted to slap himself unconscious and sleep again, so that he could get up again after this group of goblins tossed, so as not to see so many things that surprised him.
"By the way, what about Shi Qingming?"
Ji Danhuang looked left and right, and when he saw the "Terracotta Army" lying on the sofa, the whole person was not good.
Is Shi Qingming really a stone monster at the foot of Mount Tai? Is she really not a terracotta warrior who stole out of the Mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang?
"Kara" made a crisp sound, and the "Terracotta Warriors" lying on the sofa opened their eyes suddenly, and turned their heads to look at Ji Danhuang: "Xiao Ji, it's dawn!"
Ji Danhuang looked at the "Terracotta Army" on the sofa stupidly and sat up with a "Karakala", suddenly shook and turned into a body of flesh and blood, and walked over as cool as no one, leaving him alone to face the wind and messy.
Ji Danhuang suddenly felt that he had been tricked, and was turned into a stone sculpture by Shi Qingming. Otherwise, why could he stand so firmly, and why did he suddenly not know how to move?
Is this the daily life of the elves? Looks like he's really going to get used to it.