Chapter 30 Pretending to be a ghost and scaring people

Psychic Town, late at night.

"Dangdang!"

After a few hurried specific codes, the door creaked open a crack. The man who had been burning with lust outside sprang in, grabbed the little widow who opened the door and gnawed on it.

The little widow half-pushed and half-blocked, and her mouth was delicate.

"That dead ghost hasn't passed the first seven yet, why did you come to the door, didn't you ask you to endure it for two days!"

The man laughed strangely: "What kind of person is my Bi Er, that's one of the best bags in the town, your husband's relatives just left on the front foot, and I rushed over on the back foot, you said how much I love you!"

"Just you, a pervert!"

The little widow wore linen and filial piety, and her already delicate little face was even more white and beautiful, and at this time, a flattering eye was thrown out, and her gorgeous and moving appearance almost hooked out Bi Er's eyes.

"Yes, yes, I'm a pervert, you're a slut, let's not waste time, let's go to bed and exchange experiences!"

As he spoke, he suddenly picked up the little widow and rushed to the bed with a brisk walk.

Immediately afterwards, I heard the sound of mixed humming and chirping of men and women inside, which kept coming out.

At this moment, there was a sudden explosion in front of the window, and a black smoke fell from the sky, and the room suddenly remembered the piercing ghost crying wolf. The two of them on the bed screamed in fright, hugged each other tightly, and shrank into the corner of the bed.

The wind drifted by, and the black smoke swayed.

A face that was so white that they couldn't see their facial features at all suddenly appeared in front of the two of them, and the cold that came out of the black hole eyes almost scared the two of them unconscious.

"You dog men and women, I haven't passed the first seven yet, and I dare to do such a reckless thing. Especially you, are you worthy of me? I'm going to kill you—"

The cold tone was full of ghostly spirit, and the two of them only felt that their hands and feet were weak, and they had no strength to escape, so they could only keep kowtowing and begging for mercy.

Bi Er cried and explained: "Spare your life! Brother Liu spare your life! No matter what happens to me, she seduced me first!"

The woman screamed and tore Bi Er, and shouted frantically: "You are talking nonsense! Obviously, you forcibly insulted me, I am a little woman, I have no power to restrain the chicken, and I am powerless to resist you as a big man, what can I do but endure the humiliation and bear the burden! He is Bao to inquire about Bi Er, I am the victim, Xianggong! I was forced!"

A grim smile suddenly appeared on his pale face.

"You two are very happy in the yang, I am lonely in the yin, I am so unwilling, I want to let you two come down to accompany me!"

"Don't! Don't!" the little widow shook her head frantically, pinching Bi Er's neck with her hands, and she was about to roll her eyes.

"Spare my life! Brother Liu! I've always been confused. Bi Erdu was almost paralyzed by fright, his mind didn't turn at all, and he swayed back and forth with the strength of the little widow, while talking nonsense: "We are people, you are ghosts, people and ghosts will go their separate ways, you have to find someone to accompany you, just find a female ghost!"

The little widow slapped her and scolded: "Are you talking about human words? I will never spare you if I become a female ghost!"

Bi Erleng was stunned, and said in a daze: "Who said you, I said to find a ready-made female ghost......"

The little widow suddenly realized that she was too excited to make a mistake, and she shrank back in embarrassment, and stopped talking.

The corners of his mouth twitched, and he said after a while: "This is also an idea, then I agree." I used to fall in love with Xu Jiao'er of Xu Laoshi's family, you go and tell me the matchmaker, if this in-law is successful, I will let you two go!"

The little widow was overjoyed, and hurriedly said: "Don't worry, it's absolutely no problem!"

Bi Er came to his senses after eating pain, and hurriedly patted his chest and promised: "No problem, big brother, I will finish this matter for you within three days! If you can't get the two of us away, I have no complaints!"

"That's it, I'll be back in three days!"

Throwing out a sentence gloomily, black smoke billowed up, and the miserable white face accompanied by a piercing ghost cry disappeared little by little in front of the eyes of the two of them.

The black smoke dissipated, the room returned to calm, and the bean-sized oil lamp in the corner reappeared in the eyes of the two of them, no less than the holy light of the Buddha's salvation.

The two of them slumped suddenly, Bi Er touched the clothes on his body, and the cold sweat had already soaked it. The little widow closed her eyes and did not dare to raise her head, and her body was still trembling.

After a while, the little widow spoke: "What should I do? Can I get the birthday of Xu Laoshi's daughter within three days?"

"Three days?" Bi Er laughed miserably: "I can't get it in three years!" Xu Laoshi's family died eight years ago, the couple disappeared one, went crazy, and the daughter was sunk into the river by Li Rui, don't look at the original uproar, what to say to sacrifice to the river god, bless the wind and rain next year, and a bumper harvest. In fact, it was Li Bad ****'s attempt, and he retaliated in private. ”

"Ah, what should I do then? Go to Xu Laoshi's old house and rummage through it, maybe you can find a few words!"

"How can their family have an old house! Even if the house they lived in at the beginning has now been forcibly occupied by Li Bad to make a garden, and now the woods are more than one person tall!" Bi Er shook his head and said: "The family that originally moved out of Xugou didn't even have a relative in the town, otherwise they wouldn't have been bullied so badly, and no one came out to say a fair word." ”

"Then what are we going to do?" the little widow cried, "If we can't hand in the birth date in three days, we will both be finished!"

"What's the end!" Bi Er saw the delicate curves under the little widow's wet clothes, and his heart fluttered, and he couldn't help but reach out and pinch the tender flesh on the little widow's body, and said in a low voice: "You have those long legs, are you just trying to break my waist? I don't believe in a dead ghost who dares to come to the temple to die?"

The little widow fell, and then threw herself into his arms with a low smile: "Sure enough, it's my Bi Er, there is a way!"

"Yo, now it's your Bi Er again, didn't you just say that I forced you?"

"Why? Dare you say no?"

"Why not? Hey, hey, hey, I'll never forget the taste of compulsion, I've decided, I'll force you again tonight!"

"Oh, don't, you're so bad, hmm~~~......

On the roof, Mao Shanying quietly covered the tiles, and said in his mouth: "It's really rare to see such bastard dog men and women! I was just scared by a ghost, and after a stick of incense, I rolled together again like I was nothing! I don't know if it's really bold or really ignorant!"