Chapter 18 Another strange shocking debut
It is said that Xiang Tian opened the courtyard door with anger, and was about to get angry at the visitors, but he didn't expect to be messy after glancing at the visitors.
Why do you say? It's not a peerless beauty, it's not a peerless handsome guy, but it's weird and funny.
I saw that the person who came had a square face, a delicate face, long hair and waist-length, of course, this was not the reason why Young Master Xiang was messy. What made Xiang Tian messy was that the person who came was actually lying on a blanket, the clothes on his body were full of holes, and the tender white skin inside was faintly visible, and a pair of big feet that had been detached from their shoes were stretching their toes to say hello to Master Xiang......
Of course, if this barefoot person is a beauty, Master Xiang can still look at it with appreciation. What makes Young Master Xiang the most unbearable is that this person is a man, yes, he is a man.
With just one glance, Xiang Tian's anger disappeared without a trace, and he hid aside and vomited.
Xiang Tian hid to the side, revealing Linghu Yueshuang behind him. Ling Hu Yueshuang was stunned when she saw the person lying on the blanket, then looked at Xiang Tian with a smile on her face, and said in her heart: "The first time I saw Brother Xiao, almost everyone behaved like this!"
When the visitor saw Xiang Tian open the door and come out, he lazily stared at the book in his hand again, stretched the toes on his big feet, and waved it as a greeting. But when Xiang Tian ran away to vomit and reveal the Linghu Yueshuang behind him, the person who came originally glanced lazily, but immediately blushed, sat up and tidied up his clothes, and said with a smile: "Xinyue, why are you here? Since you are here, then I will leave first." ”
Linghu Yueshuang smiled: "Brother Xiao, why are you so afraid of your sister, she will eat you?"
Xiao Leming, the eldest brother Xiao in Linghu Yueshuang's mouth, smiled after listening to this unusual note, and then said with an embarrassed face: "That Yueshuang, there are some things that you children don't understand. ”
"Hmph, Brother Xiao, you say that again. In a year I'll be eighteen years old, not too young, and there's something I don't understand. Linghu Yueshuang pursed her mouth again.
"Moonfrost, slowly you will understand. By the way, who is that guy, how did he come out of it? Could it be the closed disciple in Grandpa Su's mouth?" Xiao Leming saw that Linghu Xinyue was not here, and lay down and stared at the book in his hand, and said slowly.
Ling Hu Yueshuang nodded and said: "Yes, Brother Xiang Tian is Grandpa Su's new disciple, but it doesn't seem to be very good, I ...... you like this" Saying this, Ling Hu Yueshuang looked at Xiang Tian who was still vomiting on the side, with a sympathetic face.
"It's really Grandpa Su's disciple, but it's much worse than your sister, I said that Grandpa Su should accept Xinyue as a disciple, and Xinyue's concentration is really speechless. Xiao Leming said as she remembered the scene when she first met Linghu Xinyue, she rushed over and pulled herself up, and her face turned red again.
Ling Hu Yueshuang saw that this guy was distracted, and estimated that Brother Xiao remembered the scene of meeting his sister for the first time, and said casually: "Yes, yes, everyone went to the side to spit bitterness when they saw you for the first time, and my sister taught you a different lesson, of course, the concentration is high." ”
"I mean, I'm definitely not the only one who saw this guy throw up. A weak voice sounded next to him.
"Brother Xiang Tian, the time you vomited is the longest ...... the first time you saw Brother Xiao," the little girl didn't say in the second half of the sentence, "Because I haven't finished vomiting yet, there are many people who faint at the second glance." ”
"Little Brother Xiang's concentration still needs to be sharpened. Xiao Leming still stared at the book in his hand motionlessly, and said in the tone of an elder.
Sharpen your sister, just your dignity makes people want to vomit when they meet. Xiang Tiansheng stopped the urge to vomit again, and said in a weird manner: "Yes, yes, the concentration can still be sharpened, and the little brother of Brother Tai will not dare to compliment." ”
"Your sister, I didn't let you see it. Xiao Leming burst into a foul language.
"I'll rub it, you were born to be watched, otherwise what are you doing here, why don't you lock yourself in a small dark room and pinch it. Xiang Tian was also energetic, looking like I was justified, staring at Xiao Leming, and there was no urge to vomit.
Who knew that Xiao Leming didn't look at him, and said to Linghu Yueshuang: "Sister Yueshuang, take me to Grandpa Su, I have something to find him." ”
Ling Hu Yueshuang responded obediently, and then turned around and walked inside.
Seeing that Xiao Leming ignored him, Young Master Xiang felt a sense of powerlessness when a fist hit the cotton. He just wanted to stop Xiao Leming from entering, but when he saw Xiao Leming's actions, his eyes suddenly straightened, and he even forgot to stop him in the past.
Xiao Leming didn't get up to follow Ling Hu Yueshuang, only to see the blanket under him float up a foot high, and followed Ling Hu Yueshuang in a flutter.
"I didn't expect this guy to really have a lot of money. Young Master Xiang came back to his senses, shook his head and sighed. After speaking, he strode into the courtyard and closed the door.
Young Master Xiang looked at the two people who walked towards Su Yousheng's residence, his eyes rolled wildly, and he said in his heart: "This guy is disgusting, but that blanket has to be brought over." In the future, I will use that blanket to travel, how coquettish it is, hehe. ”
Since fusing the memories of the six true spirits, Xiang Tian has become more and more black-bellied, and when he saw Xiao Leming's flying carpet, he moved his mind and wanted to take it as his own. If he knew that this flying carpet and books were Xiao Leming's life*, he would not have this idea.
Not to mention how Xiang Tian was tempted to get Xiao Leming's flying carpet, and said that Xiao Leming and Linghu Yueshuang came to find Su Yousheng, but saw that Su Yousheng was already sitting in the house, waiting for the arrival of the two.
Seeing Xiao Leming lying on the flying carpet, the muscles on Su Yousheng's face twitched.
On the contrary, Xiao Leming first smiled on his face when he saw Su Yousheng, and then seemed to remember something, and his left hand, which was not holding a book, groped under his body and wiped it on his face. After a while, Xiao Leming had tears and snot on his face, came to Su Yousheng, and cried with a handful of snot and tears: "Grandpa Su, you can't be partial, how can you let me live?"
Seeing Xiao Leming's appearance, the muscles on Su Yousheng's face twitched habitually, and he had already guessed Xiao Leming's intentions in his heart, and he knew that Xiang Tian should not let him in. The old man had forgotten that the visitor had just solved the great problem of his apprentice scraping the ground.
"Le Ming, I'm a big man, why are you still crying like this? Although Su Yousheng knew it, he still pretended to be deaf and dumb, repeating what he had said no less than twenty times when communicating with Xiao Leming. Obviously, Su Yousheng has already learned Xiao Leming's tricks many times.
Linghu Yueshuang on the side also smiled when she listened to the conversation between the two people, and she was no longer surprised by this scene.
"Grandpa Su, you see that I came all the way to see you, my legs are thin, can you give me a greeting gift to compensate me?" Xiao Leming still said with a handful of snot and tears. The expression is sad for those who see it, and tears for those who hear it, this product is definitely at the level of an actor.
Su Yousheng listened to the muscles on his face pumping even more, and his heart was also angry, what a long way away, it was only a hundred steps away; all legs are thin, look at your calves are still thick with my arms; and give you a meeting gift, I will give you no less than ten meeting gifts, besides, is this how the meeting gift is given?
Su Yousheng thought in his heart, and his mouth was not slow, and he sighed and said: "Le Ming, look at it, my house here is surrounded by four walls, and there is nothing, you better go home and find your grandfather to ask for a greeting gift." ”
Xiao Leming and Ling Hu Yueshuang looked around, and sure enough, it was "four walls of family disciples", they didn't pay attention when they came in just now, but now they look carefully, except for the chair under Su Yousheng's buttocks and a table next to it, it is really "four walls of family disciples".
Ling Hu Yueshuang was stunned for a moment, then covered her mouth and smiled and bent over. Grandpa Su's precautions against Brother Xiao are getting stricter and stricter, and the excuse last time was just "shy in the pocket", but this time it will be upgraded to "four walls of the family".