Chapter 375: Old Nine Gates
readx;? Zhao Ritian looked at me with a smile, how is Wendou, what about Wudou?
I thought to myself that he was the fifth-ranked master of the Xiaosheng Jianghu list, if he compared martial arts, I didn't know the bottom in my heart, or I wanted to compete with other things, so I said, you are the great master of the martial arts evaluation list, if you want to compare martial arts, it is inevitable that people will feel that they are bullying the small with the big, and it is unconvincing. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Zhao Ritian said dumbly, I didn't expect you kid to be sharp-toothed, so what do you say?
Or is it better than the amount of alcohol?
Master Kong said with a smile, Zhao Jianshen had the reputation of eight buckets of wine when he was young, and you don't ask for hardship compared to the amount of wine?
Oh, I'm sorry, I'll take that back sentence.
Suddenly remembered that when I came in, there was a set of Arhat Towers in the parent-child area of a pro-store, and when Taishan was learning art, the master let us use this to practice our eyesight, and I also won the four-year championship of the Taishan Pai Arhat Competition, and it is estimated that the Peachwood Sword God has not played this.
Pointing to that set of Arhat Towers, why don't you try to stack Arhats?
Everyone laughed, you kid is a three-year-old baby when you are a sword god, play this kind of game with you?
I said that this is wrong, stacking Arhats seems simple, but in fact, it is a great test of patience and eyesight, so I don't know if Zhao Jianshen dares to fight.
Zhao Ritian said whatever you want.
Immediately, a man pushed the set of Luohan Pagoda up, and a total of one hundred and eight irregular wooden blocks, large and small, accumulated on the table to form a one-foot-high, half-foot-square wooden square.
I'll go and say that you are a senior, so I'm welcome. was about to draw blocks, listen to Zhao Ritian's way, and slowly.
I'm stunned, what's the matter, I want to regret it?
Zhao Ritian said, what if I win, what if you lose?
I said, how do you know that you will win? Why don't you win, if you win, I will make you a cow and a horse for half a year, and if you lose, how about giving me ten taels of silver?
Zhao Ritian said that he was not interested, and the stakes were too small. So I won, and you cut off your own arm.
I smiled and asked, what if I win?
You can't win.
I said where in the world is there such an unfair competition, if I win, I will give you a eagle eagle and let you be a condor hero.
Zhao Ritian was silent, obviously acquiescing to the bet. I say that there is no basis for my words, if you lie to me and can't beat you, why don't you make a note?
Someone scolded, the Peach Blossom Sword God is famous all over the world, and he will do what he says, how can he repay the debt with you, a little baby.
I said that it was not necessarily, my master made a bet with me, and he never admitted it when he lost.
Everyone said disdainfully, what kind of thing is your master, how can he compare with the Condor Hero, no, the Peachwood Sword God?
I said no, how can the Peachwood Sword God compare to my master. At this time, the hall was noisy, and no one heard the mystery.
I saw that this set of stacked arhats was a Lego version of the bricks, and there were several routines for stacking arhats, and I started with eight treasures, pulling out a piece from the bottom of the middle and placing it on the top.
Zhao Ritian didn't come over, grabbed it in the air, took out a piece from the sixth row, put it on it at will, and took things in the air with one hand, which was full of applause.
Cut, show me the internal force, you have the ability to use the internal force all the time.
I'm not going to be fooled, I'm going to put the blocks at a glance. The first 20 or so moves were relatively smooth, according to my routine, and the more you went to the back, the more dangerous it became. The blocks get higher and higher, reaching three feet and one foot below, supported by only a few blocks.
After fifty hands, the Luohan Pagoda was crumbling, and even a sneeze was in danger of collapsing. Zhao Ritian no longer held it up, came to the front of the tower, pondered for a while, pulled out a piece sideways, and stacked it vertically.
This building block is placed very cleverly, it is above the center line of the center of gravity, and the Luohan Pagoda swings slightly from side to side, and after a few breaths, it stabilizes.
This hand surprised me, and the tower was now more than seven feet high, level with me. Everyone held their breath, lest they make a noise and knock the Luohan Pagoda down.
This is a very test of eyesight, pumping wood, placement, can not destroy the balance of the tower, every step of the calculation, extremely draining mind.
Martial arts have reached a certain level, and the bypass of these touches has far exceeded my previous achievements. In this way, I am afraid that the winner will be determined without three hands.
After calculation, I pulled out a piece from the bottom right, and the Luohan Pagoda swayed a few times to stabilize it, and if I wanted to put it down, I was afraid that I would have to go down from the top, and shouted, man, move the stool.
Everyone booed, and I rolled my eyes, is this a violation? Zhao Ritian smiled and shook his head.
Stepping on the stool, I gently lowered it and breathed a deep sigh of relief. Zhao Ritian frowned slightly, carefully pulled out a piece, and refused to put it down.
The Luohan Pagoda was crumbling, and I took the opportunity to ask, Zhao Jianshen, I don't know something. Zhao Ritian sneered, obviously seeing through my plan.
On that day, the sword god competed with the national teacher, and how did you break the trick of flying immortals outside the sky?
When Zhao Ritian heard this, he said that my brother-in-law blows the wind at the east gate, and there is a swordsmanship, which is called no sword is better than a sword. Suddenly shouted loudly, come and see!
Zhao Ritian tapped his toes on the ground, jumped up in the air, and rushed towards the Luohan Tower. This is going to be a trick, even saying, if you lose, you lose, so many heroes are watching.
Zhao Ritian descended from the sky, with his fingers clamping the wooden block, when he touched the top of the tower, he threw it suddenly, the wooden block rushed to the top of the tower, suddenly stopped, like a feather, fluttering and falling on the top of the tower.
When this move was used, someone shouted, this is the East Gate Sword Technique! The Peachwood Sword God uses wood as a sword, and he is worthy of being a kendo master!
Under the urging of Zhao Ritian, the Luohan Pagoda will not fall, not to mention my next step, as long as I twitch the wooden block, he will withdraw the internal force, and the Luohan Pagoda will probably collapse.
Qin Boyi shouted on the side, you use internal force to cheat! Zhao Ritian glanced at Boyi coldly, Qin Boyi was like being struck by lightning, and spit out a mouthful of blood.
He said lightly, did Zhao cheat? If you can cheat, I have nothing to say.
My face was pale, sweat was pouring down, and I was reluctant to take the next step.
Unexpectedly, in the end, it was still a competition for martial arts. Everyone said, those who don't think about themselves, hurry up and admit defeat.
Zhao Ritian looked at me and jokingly said, you have a chance, you can ask for help from the audience in the venue, or you can fly the pigeon and pass the book to ask your friend for help.
There was a noise in the outer hall, and it seemed that someone was making trouble. Li Shilang said unhappily, what's going on?
The shopkeeper went out for a while and came back to say that there was a Taoist priest stealing roast chicken in the back kitchen, and he was caught and beaten by the guy.
Don't blast away yet?
Master Kong said, slowly, there was a question.
There was a burst of pushing and scolding, and several guys used rolling pins to drive one person over, why did they use a rolling pin? The smell was too big, and the guys didn't want to bet him.
The man scolded, the head can be broken, the blood can flow, it is better to roast the chicken with a mouth full of oil! The man said that you have touched it, and you will not eat it for the dog.
When I saw someone coming, I was so beautiful that my nose bubbles flowed out, Ledao, why are you here?
The people who came were the three customs.
The three vulgar pouted, and went west for the teacher's sword, but he couldn't fly hungry on the way and fell down. The guy teased and fell into the manure pit. As the saying goes, I look down on you guys who don't understand the elderly.
Zhao Ritian, the peachwood sword god, saw the three vulgarities, his face changed suddenly, and he didn't dare to make a sound.
Come to me, stretch out your hand, and bring it. With a wry smile in my heart, I took out a piece of broken silver from my bosom and handed it over.
The three vulgar held up the silver and said, See, we have money, my apprentice gave it, hurry up and set up a table and banquet! Li Shilang shouted, presumptuous, Master Kong is here, and he dares to talk nonsense.
The three vulgar people say that adults and villains, the poor way is a monk, and they don't pay attention to your worldly routine. When I came to the banquet, I grabbed a four-happiness ball, and ate a bite, bah, they are all noodles, and the roast chicken is delicious.
Someone snickered, this old man dared to be hungry and crazy, and he was talking nonsense. The three vulgar eyes glared, and the man was so frightened that he trembled, and immediately acted evilly, and the old guy was looking for a fight.
The three vulgarities say that you have never had a hard life, and you want to be in Sanqingguan back then, it was a hungry meal and a full meal, which is called remembering bitterness and sweetness.
I said yes. The three vulgar people didn't hesitate to ignore him, turned his head and counted me down, such a simple thing can't play people, it's really humiliating!
There are only two of us in the door, what kind of door are we?
The three vulgar people were stunned for a moment, obviously they hadn't thought about this problem, yes, what kind of door, might as well be called Lao Jiumen? I said that it was a tomb robber, and I wouldn't do it for the time being. The three vulgar sayings: I hate your problem.
Li Shilang interrupted, are you finished?
I said that I chose to ask for help from the audience in the venue, okay? Zhao Ritian's face changed, and he smiled embarrassedly, that is naturally okay.
I am not good at learning the arts, for the sake of the silver I give you, help me. The three vulgar said to look at you, walked to the Luohan Pagoda with a big grin, glanced at it casually, reached out and picked up the piece that Zhao Ritian had just picked up, and put it back.
The three vulgars said that you know a fart, and then they took out a piece at random and threw it away, but the Luohan Pagoda did not move at all.
Sanshu Chong Zhao Ritiannu mouth, it's your turn, you can ask for help from the audience, or you can choose to fly pigeons to pass on books to ask for help. This guy has been eavesdropping.
Everyone said that the sword god hurried to teach this old man who didn't know how to live or die.
Zhao Ritian glanced at the man coldly, and the man retreated again and again. Then his face was like a peach blossom, and he said respectfully: I lost.
Three sayings, forget it if you lose?
Zhao Ritian was sweating like pulp, Nuo Nuo asked, what do the predecessors mean?
Three vulgar said that my apprentice said to send you a big eagle, this thing is too expensive, or a second-class protected animal, there is an altar of flower carving, and it will be called a flower carving hero in the future.
Zhao Ritian said a few good things in a row, grabbed the jar, drank it all, a cold glint flashed in his eyes, gritted his teeth and said, thank your predecessors for giving you a name!
The peachwood sword was cut out, and Zhao Ritian's left arm was cut off at the shoulder.
Everyone exclaimed, Li Shilang's color changed, and he poured cold air with all his strength, and a sentence made the peach wood sword god cut off his arm.
Zhao Ritian picked up his left arm and walked away without looking back. Master Kong said, this hero, please take a seat.
Three commonly said sea cucumber and abalone, are not as good as our roast chicken. Speaking and looking at those guys, you say yes. There was a commotion~ smell, and those guys were so scared that they peed their pants.
The three customs sat on the ground, munching on the roast chicken, and the needles could be heard during the banquet, and everyone did not dare to take a mouthful.
Qin Boyi leaned over and asked, who is this, so powerful. I smiled bitterly and said, "My cheap master."
I said that the three vulgar people are full, let's go. People's restaurants are closing. The shopkeeper said in a trembling voice, not in a hurry, not in a hurry. Is one roast chicken enough?
The three vulgars said that you want to pack it for me, I don't have enough silver. The shopkeeper is also calm, and then Jingling, our roast chicken can be eaten with you.
The three vulgar sayings say that your roast chicken tastes good, you can eat it, tear it and chew it, so I'll give you a piece of writing.
The shopkeeper even asked someone to bring pen and ink, and the three vulgar people lifted a big pen and wrote three big characters crookedly: gnaw chicken.