Chapter 969: How's it going?
After the meal, Wu Lai burped with satisfaction, and saw Wang Fei alone beside him in a daze, so he pulled him aside and asked mysteriously: "Cousin, tell me the truth, how are you and Anne doing?"
"It's okay!" Wang Fei was very proud of this. In his heart, Anne was already in his bag and couldn't run away.
Seeing that Wang Fei was so proud, Wu Lai continued to ask, "What is the progress?"
"Uh, cousin, why are you asking this?" Wang Fei asked with some twists.
Wu Lai said awe-inspiringly: "I care about your future life! Cousin, I don't care about you, who cares about you! Now we are outside, far away from our parents and elders, the eldest brother is the elder, and the elders are not there, I am equivalent to your elders, and I naturally have to take care of your affairs." ”
Seeing Wu Lai playing the guise of righteousness, Wang Feiwei said embarrassedly: "Cousin, how embarrassing it is to say this!"
Wu Lai exclaimed, "Your kid's skin is thicker than a pig's skin, and you still have the face to say I'm sorry? Oh my God, I heard you right!" At this moment, Wu Lai seemed to have just heard the funniest joke in the world.
Wang Fei said very aggrievedly: "Cousin, you can't talk about me like that! ”
Wu Lai said with great contempt: "Cut, if your skin is thin, the sow will be able to go up the tree!"
Wang Fei snorted at him and did not refute it. He didn't know how to refute it, so he just said what Wu Lai said.
Wu Lai saw that Wang Fei no longer spoke, so he was embarrassed to talk about Wang Fei's face again, but said: "Since you are embarrassed to speak, I will ask directly, are you XXOO?"
Hearing Wu Lai's words, seeing Wu Lai's obscene appearance, Wang Fei's face immediately turned red. It took him a long time to squeeze out two words from between his teeth: "No!"
Wu Lai compared his middle finger to him and said, "Cut, I don't even have XXOO, it's okay to say anything, it's a waste of my feelings." Did you kiss then?"
Wang Fei shook his head and said, "No." ”
Wu Lai was so excited that he almost jumped up, and asked again: "I didn't even have a kiss, it's really boring." Are you holding hands?"
Wang Fei's face turned red all of a sudden, and he said like a little girl: "It's still a little close." ”
Wu Lai was completely defeated, and said extremely speechlessly: "Cousin, I really obeyed YOU, I didn't even hold my hand, don't say it's okay, it's not even so-so!"
Regarding Wu Lai's disdain, Wang Fei lowered his head and looked a little depressed.
"Cousin, do you want your cousin to help you?" Wu Lai suddenly asked enthusiastically.
"How can I help?" Wang Fei suddenly came to his senses.
Wu Lai smiled evilly: "I sue you, don't tell others, not even Ah Jian." There is a medicine called Qi Lewd Hehuan San, and there is another medicine that makes me love a piece of firewood, which is very effective. As long as you use one of these two drugs on Anne, she will fall in love with you completely. Which do you choose?"
Wang Fei said in disbelief: "Cousin, this doesn't sound like a good medicine." ”
Suddenly, he seemed to remember something, and shouted, "No, aren't these the two medicines mentioned in the Divine Dragon Sect of the Deer and Ding Ji of Xingye?" Then he shook his head and said righteously: "Regardless of whether you have these two medicines, cousin, I don't want them." Annie is a pure girl, and I can't harm her with such medicine. Even if I get her, I'll feel uneasy inside. ”
Wu Lai gave him a thumbs up and said, "If you are ambitious, I appreciate and support you, but you will be strong first, and then you will be harmed." You've got to hold on!"
Wang Fei's eyes flashed, and he said, "Of course, I haven't given up my efforts." She agreed to accompany me to the park today, and our relationship has taken a big step forward. I'm sure soon she'll really accept me. ”
Seeing that Wang Fei seemed to be a little fluttering, Wu Lai struck again: "It's not XXOO, cousin, you still have a long way to go." ”
Wang Fei was a little speechless and said: "Cousin, don't be so dirty, okay? Even if I want XXOO, I have to wait until the night of my marriage with her, why bother at the moment." ”
"No, cousin, I heard you right, right?" Wu Lai touched Wang Fei's head again: "Cousin, you don't have a fever, how can you talk such nonsense? ”
"Cousin, I'm serious. Wang Fei had a serious expression on his face.
"Damn, it's a pity that you kid doesn't become a saint. Wu Lai said with great regret: "You kid still have the face to say that he is a son of a high-ranking cadre? If a high-ranking cadre's son does his part, he can be killed by a head-on." Not only do I have this idea just now, but I'm still a virgin, shame!"
Wang Fei asked rhetorically: "What's wrong with the children of the high cadres? Can't the children of the high cadres be without virgins?"
Wu Lai gestured his middle finger to him again and said, "Cut, don't you believe it, go back to the earth now and inquire, which high-ranking cadre's son is still a virgin at your age?" If so, I will call you cousin. ”
Wang Fei hurriedly said: "Don't, you are my cousin, you will always be my cousin." However, it's not because of you, I'm trained by you almost every day, how can I have time to pick up girls? Later, I fell into the demon cultivation world, and I was hunted down and killed every day, and I was scared, and I didn't have time to pick up girls. Ah Jian's situation is the same as mine, isn't he also a virgin?"
Wu Lai was completely thundered: "I'm dizzy, you two guys, hurry up and solve my personal problems, I can't afford to lose such a person." In a few years, you'll all be old and virgins, so don't blame me then. ”
Wang Fei said seriously: "Cousin, I said it, on the night of the candle night in the cave room, I was only XXOO, even if I became an old virgin, I don't mind." ”
Wu Lai was completely speechless. Suddenly, he thought of a question and asked solemnly: "Cousin, you don't have a problem in that regard, do you?"
Wang Fei saw that Wu Lai's gaze was not quite right, he immediately covered his vital parts with one hand, and waved his other hand, and said, "No, absolutely not." “
Wu Lai smiled evilly: "Cousin, overemphasizing is covering up, and if there is, why be shy? However, no, how can you have a problem in this regard?"
Hearing Wu Lai say this, Wang Fei immediately agreed: "That's it, cousin, I definitely don't have any problems in this regard, please don't be suspicious." ”
Wu Lai shook his head and said, "That's not necessarily. Some diseases are innate, and even if you become a cultivator, you may not be able to solve the problem, and you need to prescribe the right medicine. Cousin, your cousin and I cure all diseases, if there is really a problem, you have to say it early, otherwise there will be candles in the cave room at night, and there will be a time for you to cry. ”
Wang Fei was about to cry: "Cousin, I really don't have any problems in this regard. You can do it, don't torture me, okay?"
Seeing that Wang Fei was really about to cry, Wu Lai didn't tease him anymore: "Okay, you kid have seized the opportunity for me, I must seize the opportunity, and when I need help, I can find your cousin and your sister-in-law, if you can help us, you will definitely help, this is my guarantee." When the time comes, my uncle and aunt will definitely be happy when they see you bring a daughter-in-law back. ”
"Cousin, I'm going to make it. Wang Fei's eyes were full of determination.