Chapter 116: The Leper Mother-in-law
Jiangnan folk proverb: "On June 6, the duck eggs are cooked." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"
In early June, Guo Jing and Huang Rong came to Jiaxing, and at the shopkeeper of the Drunken Immortal Building, Guo Jing left a letter to the six monsters, which said: "The disciple met with the beloved daughter of the Lord of Huangdao on the way, and learned that Wanyan Honglie was not in the capital, so he went to Peach Blossom Island with Huang Rong, with Huang Rong's assistance to make peace, and wanted to have no worries about his life. Please rest assured that the six masters do not have to go together. ”
The letter was written like this, in fact, Guo Jing was not sure in his heart, in Guiyunzhuang, when Huang Yaoshi wanted to kill him, it was also in front of his daughter. It's just that these thoughts can neither be expressed in the letter, nor can they be talked about with Huang Rong, so as not to worry the masters and Huang Rong.
The two turned east from Jiaxing, and when they arrived in Zhoushan on this day, they wanted to hire a sea boat on the beach, but they found that the sea was deserted, and only one fishing boat was moored.
Huang Rong asked where the other fishing boats went, and Zhouzi said that they all went to sea to fish, Huang Rong didn't care, and took out a dagger to hold Zhouzi's chest, and Zhouzi immediately drove the boat, which was more effective than real money.
When the ship entered the ocean, Huang Rong glanced into the cabin, only to see a quilt covered on one person's body, only revealing a long hair outside, knowing that this was Zhouzi's leprosy mother-in-law, she suddenly felt disgusted, and simply pulled Guo Jing to sit on the bow deck and talk to relieve her boredom.
chatting and chatting, the topic talked about Yang Kang and Mu Nianci, and after a long pause, Huang Rong remembered something and said: "After Sister Mu was caught by Ouyang Ke, she only touched her face, pinched her feet, and hugged her a few times, then Yang Kang said that Sister Mu lost her virginity, it turns out that a woman who has been touched by a man is a loss of virginity, Brother Jing, do you understand this?"
When he was silent just now, Guo Jing was thinking about how to avenge his father's revenge if Huang Yaoshi insisted on killing him, and he was a little deaf to Huang Rong's words at this moment, and only heard "Brother Jing, do you understand this?" and quickly cheered up and said, "Ah, I don't understand either." ”
Huang Rong saw that Guo Jing didn't understand, so she changed the topic: "Brother Jing, you said that you worshiped Qian Qingjian and Yang Kang as brothers, but I always feel that these two people are not good people, you have to be careful in the future." ”
Guo Jing said: "Brother Yang Kang was born in the palace since he was a child, unlike me, a child of the common people, maybe he can change for the better in the future." Brother Qian is as kind to me as a mountain, naturally he is a good person, Rong'er, I was about to say to you, if I die, don't ......"
"Don't say anything like that, if you die, I won't be alive. Huang Rong covered Guo Jing's mouth and said.
Guo Jing nodded, and Huang Rong let go of his lips, but he said again: "I mean, Brother Qian is also a very good person, I think he really likes you, don't ......" Before he finished speaking, Huang Rong covered his mouth again.
"Brother Jing, don't say this kind of thing, okay? There are many people who like me, Ouyang Ke is also one, what is Qian Qingjian? Hmph, if they dare to pester me, I will kill them. ”
Guo Jing waved his hands wildly, but he couldn't speak, and hurriedly broke Huang Rong's hand, and said: "Rong'er, you can't kill Brother Qian, if you attack Brother Qian, I won't be at ease for the rest of my life." ”
"Okay, I'm not going to kill him. Huang Rong agreed in her mouth, but in her heart she was thinking about how to blind Qian Qingjian's eyes, or discount his legs.
Guo Jing and Huang Rong's conversation was clearly heard by Qian Qingjian under the quilt in the cabin, and said in his heart Xiao Huang Rong, Xiao Huang Rong, if you can't make you uncomfortable for the rest of your life, Lao Tzu will not be surnamed Qian! From then on, Qian Qingjian vowed that he would abuse Huang Rong for the rest of his life.
In other words, how could Qian Qingjian be in the cabin of this fishing boat?
It turned out that he knew that Jing Rong would go to sea to Peach Blossom Island at this time in his memory, so he asked Qiu Qianzhang to dispatch the help of the Iron Palm Gang in advance and came to the Zhoushan estuary early, and carried out temporary management of the fishing boats and ferries on the seaside, stipulating that the fishing boats and ferries were not allowed to dock near this coast within three days, otherwise there would be no forgiveness.
Huang Rong's dagger was terrifying, but the dagger of the Iron Palm Gang was more efficient, and the fishermen naturally obediently avoided this sea of right and wrong.
As for the fishing boat that remained, the boat on board was counterfeited by the Iron Palm Gang. Among the members of the Iron Palm Gang, there are also perennial gangsters who make waves in the Xiangjiang, Zijiang, Yuanjiang and Lishui river basins.
Although these river ghosts are not good enough at boating in the sea, they have been trained for a few days in advance, forcing the fishermen of Zhoushan to travel back and forth between Peach Blossom Island and Zhoushan, and they have practiced as if they were doing so.
Regarding the details of the fishing boat, Qian Qingjian's hair has not grown long enough since it was cut off by Guo Jing with a knife against the scalp, and he can't pretend to be a woman, so he specially cut Cuo Manmamei's hair and made a wig for himself.
Qian Qingjian knew that Huang Rong had always been as careful as a hair, but she loved cleanliness and hated dirtiness, so she made the cabin filthy and tattered, and the fishy smell of stinky fish and rotten shrimp was added to the word "leprosy", thinking that Huang Rong would not dare to enter the cabin to inspect, and it turned out that Jing Rong and the others really didn't realize it at all.
The reason why he came to Peach Blossom Island in advance and didn't wait for Qiu Qianzhang to come with him was because he wanted to follow Guo Jing's steps to meet the old naughty boy Zhou Botong.
Peach Blossom Island is densely packed with organs, and the formation is wonderful, Qian Qingjian thought that if he was bored to find it, it is estimated that he would not wait to meet Zhou Botong, and he would be invited to drink tea by Huang Yaoshi first, so he must follow Guo Jing, who is lucky, in order to obtain the first volume of "Nine Yin True Scripture".
The idea of this product is: "Big deal, I can't get it, and you Guo Jing can't get it either, so that everyone will have a balance in their hearts." But I didn't think about it, Guo Jing, an honest child, didn't know that there was such a thing at all, and everyone was balanced in their hearts about what they could talk about.
Jing Rong and the two didn't know that the Zhouzi mother-in-law lying in the cabin was actually their eldest brother Qian, and they were still talking and laughing.
After the boat came out of the ocean, Huang Rong ordered Zhouzi to go north, which was diametrically opposed to what she said before, and Zhouzi made a frightened look according to Qian Qingjian's instructions, Huang Rong pulled out a dagger and stuck it on the board, and Zhouzi trembled and turned the rudder around.
At dusk, the boat arrived at Peach Blossom Island, Guo Jing and Huang Rong took the little red horse ashore, Huang Rong threw a silver ingot to Zhouzi, turned around and walked side by side with Guo Jing, and said with a smile: "This boat is also well-behaved, I didn't say a word along the way, but I was like a deaf and dumb servant on Peach Blossom Island." ”
But I didn't know that this boat was for a sentence in eastern Zhejiang: "They all went to sea to fish, and my mother-in-law had leprosy and couldn't go." "I practiced for two days. Hunan dialect and Zhedong dialect are naturally very different, Qian Qingjian is afraid that Zhouzi will reveal his stuffing if he says one more word.
It is twilight on Peach Blossom Island.
Huang Rong returned to the garden, liked it in her heart, and shouted loudly: "Dad, Dad, Rong'er is back!" beckoned to Guo Jing, and immediately rushed forward, and disappeared as soon as she turned around in the middle and west of the flowers.
Guo Jing hurriedly chased forward, only ran ten zhang away, and then he was already lost, only to see that there were trails in the southeast, northwest, but he didn't know which one to take.
Qian Qingjian hid in the bushes behind Guo Jing, remembered Guo Jing's movement within ten steps, and said in his heart, let's go, as long as you can't get out of my sight, whatever you go, I will follow you.