The little demon said, a shallow Buddha light appeared in his eyes, but Yiyun's body and mind were hung in the East China Sea Bai Ling, and he didn't find it.

"Oh, you say. ”

The little demon took out a peach pit from his arms and asked. "Do you think this peach pit is the beginning or the end?"

"En?" Yiyun was stunned, turned around and looked at the peach pit in the little demon's hand, and said uncertainly. "Is it over?"

The little demon smiled slightly, and inadvertently revealed a little great wisdom between his lips and teeth, he said. "But when the peach pits are planted in the ground, they will become peach trees in the coming year, and the peach trees will bear many fruits. ”

"That's the beginning. ”

"But when the fruit is gone, all that is left is the peach pit. Donor, you say, is this peach pit the beginning or the end?"

With this sentence, the little demon changed his name for Yiyun, and Yiyun finally found something, he impatiently snatched the peach pit from the little demon's hand, held it in his hand, and said.

"It's both the beginning and the end, it's not the beginning or the end, it's even more hateful to disturb people's feelings, since it's nothing, then crush it!"

As he spoke, he pressed his five fingers to crush the peach pit.

At the same time, somewhere in the woods, past the trio.

"Hey, little leaf, what did that bald scoop give you just now? A young thief asked.

"It won't be for you to become a monk, right?" said a demon with a smile covering his mouth.

"You two don't talk nonsense. The girl glanced at the two of them, her eyes showed a little Buddha light, she turned her head, looked in the direction of the East China Sea, folded her hands, and praised the Buddha.

"Congratulations to me Buddha. ”

In the Western Heaven Buddha Realm, countless Arhats and Bodhisattvas showed their original forms, clasped their hands together without sorrow or joy, and chanted these four words in unison.

"Congratulations to me Buddha. ”

In the East China Sea, Yiyun looked at the tall Buddha statue in its original form with a sad face, and said wildly. "Are you a Buddha?"

"The poor monk is polite. The Buddha statue made the voice of Hong Zhong Da Lu, and said. "Today's benefactor solves the confusion of poor monks for 500 years. I am grateful, and I will repay the toothless grace in the next life. ”

"Afterlife?" he said, Yiyun's face contorted even more. "You don't want to sit down, do you?"

"The six realms of reincarnation are endless, so why should there be suffering? The Buddha smiled softly at Yiyun. "Since you can't get rid of it, it's good to crush it. ”

After speaking, without waiting for Yiyun to reply, the huge Buddha statue turned into a little starlight and disappeared between heaven and earth. Mournful music sounded from the sky, as if mourning the loss of the mighty man of heaven and earth.

For such a spectacular scene, Yiyun stalked his throat and only spewed out two words.

"it!"

Originally...

It turns out that I killed the Nima Buddha!

This is really a big misunderstanding, I'm here to save the world!

On the shore of the East China Sea, there was an extreme madness from someone who didn't match the music.

...

"Well, calm down. Yiyun took a few deep breaths, forcing himself to calm down, and he muttered. "Just be bold and careful. Don't leave evidence at the scene of the crime, don't show up in the surveillance probe, don't drive at night to throw the body, and don't freeze the corpse in the freezer. Don't..."

"Damn, it's so troublesome, just say that the Buddha is missing!"

"Anyway, it's normal to fly in the sky all day and encounter a rainstorm, right? Good thing there are no black boxes..."

Yiyun walked around like an ant on a hot pot.

"Don't you want to cross again, no, no, the timeline is broken!"

"Absconding? Anyway, Xiao Yezi is also a Buddha, and the exile is a monster who does no evil and is innocent, En'en..."

When Yiyun was playing alone, a familiar voice suddenly came from behind him.

"Hey, you're weird. ”

His body stiffened, and he turned mechanically...

It was a woman like a white lotus, she blinked a pair of big eyes, and looked at Yiyun curiously.

"Bai, Bai Ling..." Yiyun seemed to be stupid, he was gentle for a while, and then his eyes were cold, and he pulled up her sleeve and turned into a green rainbow and flew into the distance.

"Hurry up, or wait for the Xitian gang to find them, and our husband and wife will not be able to save their lives!"

"Hey, you're so strange! Who is married to you? The concubine is a person with a marriage contract!" Bai Ling broke free a few times and found that he couldn't break free, so he hurriedly said angrily. "Hurry up and let go of the concubine, otherwise..."

"Your father and the emperor left me to the Great Sage and was abused with blood for a month, and I haven't settled accounts with him, oh, hehe, rob relatives, rob relatives, who is the groom?" Yiyun pretended to be evil and said fiercely.

Bai Ling blinked and looked at Yiyun Dao. "The third prince of Nazha..."

"it..."Yi Yun heard the words and lay down again, "It's the third prince of Nazha who was defeated by Liu'er and didn't know his life and death?"

"You vulgar person is really enough!

"I'm your husband!" Yiyun said, stiffening his neck.

"Huh. Bai Linggao smiled coldly, completely no longer the little bird he used to be.

"Hey, you still don't believe me. ”

"It's not that the concubine doesn't believe it, it's just that you, a disciple, know what I like, do you have any hobbies?" Bai Ling asked.

Yiyun was stunned for a moment, and at the same time fell into deep thought. Indeed, I really don't know what Bai Ling likes, because my previous self never cared or cared.

People are like this, when something is lost, they fully understand their importance, but unlike most people, Yiyun is fortunate to have the opportunity to remedy.

"I'm sorry. He looked at her and said seriously. "Please give me another chance to get to know you. ”

Before Bai Ling met, the attitude of the disciple was inexplicably softer, and it was not good to be cold anymore, and she was not that kind of character, hehe smiled, Bai Ling said strangely. "The concubine can't be controlled, you rob the kiss. ”

Yiyun was stunned when he heard this, and he asked tentatively. "You two, aren't you and Nazha in love?"

Bai Ling pursed his lips and said. "Marriage. ”

Hearing this, Yiyun breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to say something, but his face changed.

On the other side of the sky, there was a palpitating breath, and that breath was incomparably familiar—six ears!

It seems that he has learned the news of the Buddha's sitting, so the era of Dark Journey to the West should come.

He sighed, pulled Bai Linggang to hide, but he didn't expect that on the other side, a young man on the Hot Wheels carried a red tassel gun and killed Liu'er in a heroic manner.

He sighed again, damn it, more handsome than me.

No, my companions are fighting bloodily, how can I be afraid?

He turned around and said solemnly to Bai Ling. "You stay here, or you go back to the East China Sea, and I promise to give you a grand wedding. ”

As he spoke, without waiting for Bai Ling to reply, he was covered in runes, shouted, and flew into the sky stepping on the green rainbow.

"Nazha, I'm here to help you!" (To be continued......)