8. The heroic woman in the inn, the thief monk, the law is called Shengxuan
The three of them came to the door of the inn, and as soon as they entered, they saw that there were a lot of people sitting in the inn, the inn was not small, there were two floors, there were more than a dozen tables on the first floor, and the second floor should be the guest room.
Luo Xiaoyi immediately walked towards the inn, he was hungry and thirsty all the way, and he couldn't bear it anymore, he just wanted to sit down quickly to drink saliva and eat something.
Luo Xiaoyi suddenly felt a flower in front of him, a pale yellow shadow flashed, and the next moment a broom flew directly over and hit Luo Xiaoyi's face, Luo Xiaoyi screamed in pain, and a woman in red walked quickly to Luo Xiaoyi and shouted: Thief monk, roll over to the old lady.
A little monk wearing a yellow monk's robe, with a bright head on his head, a thin face, delicate facial features, and a little monk who looked less than twenty years old, pressed Luo Xiaoyi's shoulders with both hands to dodge the slaps from the woman, but a pair of small eyes were slightly squinted, and the monk said with a smile: Can't fight, can't fight.
Pity Luo Xiaoyi, every attack that the monk dodged hit Luo Xiaoyi solidly, Luo Xiaoyi roared in pain: There is no end.
The woman in red kicked directly, hitting Luo Xiaoyi's lower abdomen, and kicked Luo Xiaoyi out of the inn with the monk, and the monk turned around angrily in mid-air, and even stopped in the air for a moment, but Luo Xiaoyi didn't have such a skill, he fell straight to the ground, and the next moment the monk pressed on Luo Xiaoyi.
Li Pingfan turned his head to look at Luo Xiaoyi, but Chu Mingxi stretched out his hand and pulled Li Pingfan's clothes and pulled him into the inn, Chu Mingxi said to the woman in red: Good wine and good food come up.
The woman in red smiled and said, "Okay, wait a minute."
Luo Xiaoyi coughed violently for a while, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a bald head in front of his face, "Master Luo" was angry at that time, stretched out his hand and slapped the monk away, got up and pointed at the monk and scolded: You bastard, you don't have long eyes, dare to hit me, you don't want to live, do you?
The monk stretched out his hand and touched his bald head, slowly got up and said: What are you shouting, it's not the Buddha who beat you, you have the ability to go in and find the tigress.
Luo Xiaoyi immediately stepped forward and said: Fart, if it weren't for you, a little bald donkey, would Lao Tzu be beaten?
Not to be outdone, the monk stepped forward and said: Fart, if it weren't for you, a little ruffian, the Buddha would have run away a long time ago, and she would have been able to catch up with Lao Tzu.
Luo Xiaoyi just wanted to continue scolding him, but there was a "gurgling" sound in his stomach, Luo Xiaoyi reached out and rubbed his stomach and looked at the monk and said: You wait for the master to eat enough, and come back to clean you up.
Luo Xiaoyi walked directly past the monk, walked into the inn, and saw Chu Mingxi and the two of them sitting on the table at a glance, Luo Xiaoyi walked over and sat down and said: You guys are too boring, leave me outside, you guys come in and eat and drink.
Li Pingfan said apologetically: I'm sorry, I just wanted to help, but Miss Chu directly pulled me in.
Luo Xiaoyi turned his head to look at Chu Mingxi, Chu Mingxi didn't speak, took out a fan from his waist and played slowly, Luo Xiaoyi said in his heart: Damn, Lao Tzu just can't beat you, Lao Tzu can bear it.
Luo Xiaoyi shook his head and said: It's okay, it's okay, what a big deal, it's okay.
The woman in red brought a plate of dishes, Chu Mingxi immediately ate it, Luo Xiaoyi was also very hungry, plus he was a ruffian and didn't have anything to eat, the two immediately scrambled, Li Pingfan ate slowly helplessly, Luo Xiaoyi just got a chicken leg that suddenly disappeared, Luo Xiaoyi turned his head to look around, the yellow-clothed monk was eating a chicken leg just now.
Luo Xiaoyi roared angrily: You are a thief monk, and you dare to rob the master of food.
The monk shook his head and said: "Fei Ye, Fei Ye, the little monk is a fate, and the female donor agreed."
Luo Xiaoyi didn't even need to look at Chu Mingxi to know that Chu Mingxi would never agree, but the monk was about to finish eating, and it was impossible to get it back, Luo Xiaoyi looked at the monk and said: You broke the precepts, do you know?
The monk shook his head and said: I eat meat and drink wine differently from you, you are here to fill your stomach, and I am to temper it.
Luo Xiaoyi pointed at the monk and laughed: Fart, you can turn into a ghost, you thief monk, evil bald donkey.
The monk was not angry and smiled: So what, I ate it in my mouth, and you can't eat it.
Luo Xiaoyi turned his head angrily and began to eat, and he didn't know if the monk did it intentionally or unintentionally, Luo Xiaoyi ate whatever the monk ate, but the monk who always shot later could take things in his hands, and Luo Xiaoyi, who ate a meal, was very angry.
At this time, the woman in red came over to serve the food, and as soon as she saw the monk sitting here, she reached out and picked up the broom, and the monk immediately shrank her neck and said: Don't do it, it's not good to disturb the guests, don't you say?
Luo Xiaoyi watched the woman in red put down the broom, her fist squeaked, Luo Xiaoyi smiled and said to the woman: This person is not from our table, please can the girl get him out, he affects my appetite.
After the woman in red finished serving, she nodded, reached out and picked up the monk's clothes, turned around and waved her arm, and threw the monk out of the inn directly.
The monk didn't come back, and a farce ended, the three of them had dinner, Luo Xiaoyi went to ask for three rooms, and the three of them went back to their rooms to rest.
Luo Xiaoyi seemed to hear the sound of swallowing saliva in a daze, Luo Xiaoyi slowly opened his eyes and got up, turned his head and saw a bald head in yellow clothes squatting in the corner of his room, Luo Xiaoyi was just about to speak, a yellow shadow immediately came to him, the monk reached out to cover Luo Xiaoyi's mouth and whispered: Don't make a sound, if you make a sound, we will die, I will let you go, don't make a sound, I will take you to see good things.
Luo Xiaoyi nodded, the monk pulled Luo Xiaoyi to the wall, the monk stretched out two fingers on the wall, and there were immediately two more holes on the wall, the monk stretched out his hand and motioned Luo Xiaoyi to go over and take a look, Luo Xiaoyi leaned over and looked, a woman was taking a bath next door.
Luo Xiaoyi immediately turned his head to look at the monk, and the monk looked at Luo Xiaoyi with pride in his eyes, as if to say, do you think the eldest brother is amazing?
Luo Xiaoyi smiled helplessly, gave the monk a thumbs up, and the two continued to look at each other, and after looking at it for a while, the woman walked aside and got dressed, and the monk pulled Luo Xiaoyi back to the bed, and the monk asked in a low voice: How can you enjoy it?
Luo Xiaoyi said disdainfully: What is this, you can also see a back, another day Big Brother will take you to Lingbo City and take you to see the panorama.
The monk suddenly got serious, folded his hands and said, "Amitabha, sins and sins."
Luo Xiaoyi was so angry that he slapped the monk's bald head and said: What the hell are you pretending to be a decent gentleman, a thief monk who drinks wine and eats meat, and peeps on others, you are not afraid that the Buddha will punish you.
The monk shook his head and said: The little monk is different from what you see, you see lust, and the little monk looks at the pink skeleton.
Luo Xiaoyi is a little helpless about this monk, this guy is a complete ruffian, but he can always tell you a big truth about his behavior, Luo Xiaoyi can't help but feel that he should read more books, cultured ruffians are indeed different.
The monk looked at Luo Xiaoyi and said: You have an appetite for me, what is your name?
Luo Xiaoyi pouted and said: My name is Luo Xiaoyi, what's your name?
The monk smiled: I grew up in the temple and didn't have a name, the master gave me a law name called Jingxuan, I didn't like it and changed it myself, my current law name is Shengxuan, this name is powerful, isn't this name powerful?
Luo Xiaoyi looked at the monk and sighed and said: I really don't know how the Buddhism sect is pure and has such a scum as you.
Sheng Xuan didn't care about waving his hand and said: Do you know that things must be reversed, the temple is full of ascetics who are subject to precepts and rules, I have been oppressed by them for a long time, and this world of flowers is too wonderful, so it has become like this.
Luo Xiaoyi smiled: You are really shameless, rely on others, rely on the world, and pick yourself cleanly.
Sheng Xuan waved his hand and said, "It doesn't matter.
Luo Xiaoyi was just about to speak, Sheng Xuan yawned and said: Sleepy, I want to sleep for a while, and after speaking, I lay on the bed, and as soon as I lay down, there was a burst of snoring.
Luo Xiaoyi scratched his head and said: Is this a fucking monk? Eat meat, be lustful, lie down and sleep, and get away with it as a pig.
There was only one bed in the room, and Sheng Xuan occupied it, so Luo Xiaoyi had no place to sleep, so he could only get up and walk out of the guest room, and when he came downstairs, he saw the woman in red cleaning up the table, Luo Xiaoyi looked at the figure of the woman in red and the water slowly dripping from her hair, and couldn't help but think: Could it be that she was next door just now?
The guests in the inn except for Luo Xiaoyi and his party are all sharp, and they have already left at this hour.
The woman in red greeted Luo Xiaoyi and asked, "Are you awake?"
Luo Xiaoyi shook his head and said: Don't eat it, ask you about something?
The woman nodded, and Luo Xiaoyi asked: Your inn has a good business, do you usually have so many people?
The woman shook her head and said: The place is remote, and usually there are no pedestrians except for the thief monk, but for some reason, there are many people recently.
Luo Xiaoyi nodded, he understood that these people were either rushing to take the exam recently, or they were here for themselves, Luo Xiaoyi asked again: Now do you have any people with high martial arts here to stay overnight?
The woman thought for a while and said: Does the little girl who came with you count?
Luo Xiaoyi shook his head and said: No.
The woman nodded and said, "Then there are only two groups of people left who came three days ago and who came yesterday and stayed in the room all the time."
Luo Xiaoyi just wanted to ask what kind of person she was, but suddenly thought that she didn't know herself after introducing herself, and her understanding of the rivers and lakes was limited to the things that the old man told her, which was estimated to be a drop in the bucket in the rivers and lakes.
Luo Xiaoyi nodded and said, "Get me something to eat."
The woman nodded and walked to the back kitchen, and after a while brought a plate of beef and a roast chicken, and the woman said: "That's all there is left."
Luo Xiaoyi nodded and said, "That's it, do you have any wine?"
The woman nodded and walked to the back to take a pot of wine and put it on the table, Luo Xiaoyi asked with a smile: The boss lady is so beautiful, what is your name?
The woman smiled and said: Children don't learn well, learn to tease girls.
Luo Xiaoyi smiled and said: Just curious, open an inn in this wilderness alone, the dishes are mostly cold, and there is no cook behind me, so this inn is probably yours alone.
The woman smiled and said, "Good eyesight, little one."
Luo Xiaoyi turned his head and looked around, and said in a low voice: You tell me your name, I tell you a secret?
The woman smiled and said, "Okay, my name is Bei Tangying."
Luo Xiaoyi smiled and said: What a name.
Bei Tangying nodded and asked, "What about your secret?"
Luo Xiaoyi laughed and said: Monk Shengxuan just peeked at you taking a bath in my room, and he is now sleeping in my room.
Bei Tangying's face became ugly, and he got up and walked straight to Luo Xiaoyi's room.