Chapter 164: Descending Cattle and Catching Demons (5)
The demon bull struggled, and suddenly spoke: "Spare your life!
Guo Dalu was stunned, heh, this old cow can actually speak, but it is also a small success in cultivation, but the demon cow doesn't seem to be very smart, and when the world is turned upside down, he will only shout for mercy.
Guo Dalu touched his chin, and got a demon cow as a ride? Lao Tzu Li Er rode a cow, and Jiang Ziya rode a cow, it seems that there is also a tradition in the cultivation world, no worse than a BMW Mercedes-Benz, and this demon cow is so big, it will be used to cultivate land in Houlong Village in the future.
Guo Dalu patted the horns of the demon bull: "You guy, but you hurt my brother Brother Hao'er, how do I know that you really admit defeat, what if you betray me?"
Before the demon cow could speak, Bai Suzhen smiled and said: "Master, don't worry, as long as this demon cow swears to the sky and recognizes you as the master, the master can take what it wants, and there is no fate, otherwise, the heavens will rain down thunder and bombard this fight into ashes." ”
In the 21st century, swearing to God is a fart, no, it's worse than a fart, and the fart still smells a little, and swearing is useless. But the god of the Great Li Dynasty has his own miracles, and he is busy thundering and punishing those who are not trustworthy, which is much more fun than recognizing the Lord with blood.
Guo Dalu scratched his head: "Do you recognize me as the master?" It's not impossible, it's just that, to be honest, I don't know if I can save you, and I'll have to have surgery later." ”
The demon cow shed two tears, mooed for a while, Bai Suzhen translated beside him: "This stupid cow said that it offended the master, hurt the master's partner, should have been punished by this, life and death are fate, if you die during the operation, you deserve it, dare not blame the master, if you survive, for the rest of your life, I am willing to serve under the master's seat." ”
Oh, who said that this demon cow is stupid? Life is at stake, and it begs for mercy, and it is also a set.
Guo Dalu nodded: "Okay, then I'll give it a try." ”
Bai Suzhen patted the demon cow's head: "You are lucky, you followed the master, that is a great fate, in the future, you will enjoy endless benefits." There are some people who are not as good as you, and still refuse to confess the Lord, but they do not know how much benefit they have lost in vain. As he spoke, he glanced at Chen Qingdai intentionally or unintentionally.
Chen Qingdai also ignored Bai Suzhen, intentionally or unintentionally beating herself, and kicked the demon cow: "You stupid cow, don't you quickly disperse all your spiritual power, show your original form, and let the guy surnamed Guo save you with good intentions." ”
The demon cow roared in a low voice, a burst of earthy yellow light flashed, and the body shrank sharply, but it showed the original form of a big buffalo, the buffalo was only a little bigger than an ordinary cow, the fur was smooth, but the middle of the belly, high and bulging, was the crux of indigestion.
Bai Suzhen had already prepared the surgical tools, Guo Dalu did not hesitate, and slashed at the belly of the demon cow with a knife - the cow is a ruminant with four stomachs in the stomach, in fact, the cow does not chew carefully when eating, but swallows it into the stomach, and then the food is poured back and forth in the four stomachs, digesting it,
And this "swallowing grass" eating habits, can make the demon cow miserable, I saw Guo Dalu open the stomach, after opening the cow's stomach, saw that the stomach was stuffed with iron ore slag, he picked out all the broken balls, piled up a big pile on the ground, and finally, at the junction of the stomach and the stomach, took out the entangled cleaning balls, as well as a large number of broken batteries.
Guo Dalu sipped repeatedly: "Good guy, this demon cow's stomach is amazingly digestive, and some of this stainless steel wire has been corroded, but this silk ball has been wrapped in foam board and plastic bags by me, as well as shredded mineral water bottles, broken glass, broken ceramics and other things, these things, but they are also difficult to corrode if they are acidic." You know, even the aqua regia, which is known as nothing but corrosion, can't do anything with polyethylene plastic - haha, vegetarian, you see, sure enough, the foam board and plastic inside the cleaning ball have no signs of corrosion at all, and it is these little things that block the stomach of the demon cow. ”
Bai Suzhen did not dislike the dirt in Guo Dalu's hand, but looked at it carefully, pointed to the broken battery ballast, and said: "Master, I remember that the memory in your mind mentioned that this battery is alkaline, but the demon cow corrodes the metal with acidic liquid, and the alkaline substance of the broken battery will neutralize with the acidic substances produced in the demon cow's stomach, which also weakens its digestion ability, thus aggravating the blockage, but so?"
Guo Dalu nodded again and again: "That's right, that's right, Susu, you're really amazing, just look at the memory in my brain, and you can learn so much." Alas, it's a pity that I wasn't a good student, and when I used to study, I barely managed to get a passing grade, but if I could have learned a little more back then, you would have mastered more science now. ”
Bai Suzhen said gently: "It is already a great blessing for the slave family to meet the master, and the master does not have to blame himself." ”
Chen Qingdai muttered beside her: "You two don't be busy with affection and love, quickly sew this demon cow's belly, this blood has flowed all over the ground, and if you delay it any longer, this stupid cow will really die." ”
Guo Dalu hurriedly said: "Don't worry, Daiyu, I avoided the big blood vessels when I went under the knife, and I watched the blood flow all over the ground, but it was actually no big deal." After saying this, he cleaned his stomach and intestines quickly, and after confirming that there were no foreign objects in the demon cow's body, he sewed the stomach and stomach again with thick threads.
Guo Dalu patted the demon cow's back: "Okay, how do you feel?"
The demon cow was lying on the ground wilting, his ears moved slightly, he was extremely atrophied, and he didn't even have the strength to scream, Bai Suzhen frowned: "Master, this stupid cow is too seriously injured, although it has undergone surgery, but it lacks vitality, I'm afraid--"
Guo Dalu was a little anxious, originally he regarded the demon cow as an enemy, and killed it, but now he has operated on it himself, and he really wants to let the demon cow die under his nose, but he can't bear it, he thought about it, and patted his thigh: "Yes, the demon cow likes to bask in the sun, the sun helps it practice, and it loves LED lights the most, and the light of the LED lights is very good for its cultivation, quickly, find the LED lights." ”
The LED lamp is in the corner of the demon cow cave, and it is placed on a stone table by the demon cow, and the battery of the LED lamp has long been exhausted, but the demon cow is reluctant to discard it, counting on when the treasure lamp will regain its spirituality, shine again, and be properly preserved.
Guo Dalu changed the battery for the LED light, and the colorful lights shone out again, the demon cow's eyes were shining, mooing, struggling to get up and get up to the light, Guo Dalu smiled: "Lie down, I brought several batteries and solar power banks, and I swapped them back and forth to charge, so that you can enjoy this light at night." (To be continued.) )